Here's your Christmas gift son

Here's your Christmas gift son.

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holy shit a console that has GAMES?!?!?
thanks mom! thanks dad!

parents buy you a console and a game on christmas

spends over $200

somehow over the life of the console you only end up with like 10 games

I probably should have just gotten a job or something.

except those 10 games were goated
name 10 goated games on the ps5

limited edition

I bet that's more expensive than a PS5

remembers the year me and my brother got GTA 3 and MGS 2 for christmas

there will never be a better christmas in my life

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Isn't that the silver model? I'd be pretty happy with that
games

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Rise of the Ronin
Stellar Blade
Gran Turismo 7
Astro Bot
Elden Ring
Armored Core 6
Stranger of Paradise
Black Myth Wukong
Tekken 8

Thanks dad, always wanted a shovelware machine.

Your parents did something wrong!
GTA 3 is not a game for children.

he said ps5, not pc

Neither is MGS2

Half of these are multiplats

who the hell buys a console because TENNIS is the pack in?

i see maybe 4 games that are PS5 games. The rest are multiplat or ported from a previous console.

astrobot
elden ring
demon souls
dmc V
stellar blade
metaphor refantazio
black myth wukong
ghosts of tsushima
re village
returnal

noo EVERY SINGLE GAME MUST BE EXCLUSIVE

this doesn't make any sense

elden ring

black myth wukong

ghosts of tsushima

nigger can you not read i said ps5 games not multiplat games

Ask all the Wii owners out there.

shut up idiot

Rich guys, maybe? I'm sure there are people playing tennis games, at least enough to make the investment back, at least back then.

܂Nothing even comes close to this day...

nigger dont be hatin on me just cause im right maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass playstation you'd get some video games on yo dick or better yet maybe sony will release good games and stop fucking that la creativdad or DEI wokeshit that they be fuckin with

nigger

i rest my case

Final Fantasy VII Redditbirth

Literally of the Who

Coomer Blade

Gran Autismo 7

Astro Turf

Elden Cringe

Armored Bore 6

Stranger of Paradykes

Black Chink Wukong

Kekken 8

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Your PC won't be able to run MH Wilds.

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nigger u never had a case to begin with

You snoys disgust me with your cope.

you ni ntendrones disgust me in general

2005? I had a 360 then

and you think the ps5 will fair better with it's outdated cpu? take a look at dragons dogma 2 on ps5.

half of the list is actually just multiplats

most of the actual exclusives are slops

it's actually so over

Multiplats aren't going to sell me on a console, exclusives are. During it's life cycle, the PS2 had MGS3 as an exclusive, and that alone clears everything that was listed as being a "goated" PS5 game. That game alone would have gotten me to buy a PS2 in the 2000s, without even mentioning a bunch of other exclusives it had at the time. Some PS5 games look cool, but none of them motivate me to go out and drop money on the console.

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

Open-world checklist busywork slop build on top of a good game's rotting corpse. Any self-respecting person should've skipped it after finishing the first remake.

Rise of the Ronin

Another open-world with some potential. Meh.

Stellar Blade

Mediocre slasher with combat that lacks variety. Ass jiggle is meh but tits bounce is pretty good after patch. Ok, that'll do.

Gran Turismo 7

Honestly, I think it's the only really good PS exclusive series Sony has left.

Astro Bot

It's ok. But really sad for reminding how good things were.

Elden Ring

It's also on every other platform.

Armored Core 6

Same as ER.

Stranger of Paradise

Same again.

Black Myth Wukong

Meh combat again. If the developers really wanted to make a boss rush kind of game, they should've done so, throwing the boring filler in between was a bad idea.

Tekken 8

It's available on every other platform too. It's more fun with Xbox controller's clicky d-pad as well.

Stellar Blade is the only exclusive on the list making me want to get a piss5 but you know it's coming to PC anyways and the mods will make it a superior choice.

I agree with the rest though except another racing game #192190

Nadal enjoyers.

My Christmas gift when I was 14yo... 10 years ago

that's not logical unless you have every other platform already. which makes you stupid for buying the xbox

doesn't like namkino

doesn't like virtua tennis

Kill yourself faggot.

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60 minutes of exclusive gameplay

loading screens?

You're a fucking retard. If I have a choice between two consoles, and one of them has a ton of fantastic exclusives where the other doesn't, I'm going to buy the one with all the exclusives.

My Dad got the Uncharted Trilogy bundle for us

no you're retarded. nobody plays only exclusives. not every platform has every non-exclusive game on it.

For me it was a modded ps2 with Ratchet and Clank, digimon rumble arena 2, mgs2, Oni and some anime tank game with autism tier costumization whose name.i don't even remember.

then why isn't xbox doing better?

nobody plays only exclusives.

When did I say that?

not every platform has every non-exclusive game on it.

The number of multiplat games that don't come to both Xbox and PS (as well as PC in most cases) is extremely small.

bowling

baseball

boxing

golf

dumbass

There was a point in my childhood where I was asking for a new (usually price reduced) game every other month, I ended up with over 150 PS2 games.

Based kings

because it has the same non exclusive games as ps5 and no good exclusives.
see your brain is too small to encompass multiple concepts, if I say exclusives aren't the only reason to buy a console your counter argument is about only non exclusives.

parents buy you a modchipped console

end up with a fucking mountain of pirated games

One of the things I regret most about the DS is that I probably had only around 10 games and at least 3/4 of them were Pokemon. I wish I explored that library a little more when it was relevant

It does but PS5 doesn't

I dunno anon you're the retard that started making up arguments in your mind. go read the reply chain you responded to again.

because it has the same non exclusive games as ps5 and no good exclusives

yea and that's why the PC is doing better lmao. why are you running around in circles chasing your own tail?

It is. Microshit implement Xbox into PC a few years ago.

Noo it's multiplat

Yes. But you're going to need a platform to play it.
Ergo it doesn't matter.

Because of a variety of things

First to shove discless consoles

Shitty staggered global release because they only care about america

none-existent in the third largest videogame market thus lacks those markets niche games

UI has gotten progressively worse with each console after the 360's UI overhaul to flood it with adverts

Microsoft mostly just doesn't offer anything sony doesn't and is wrapped in worse packaging.
The 360 did so well because it had games and did things the PS3 didn't.

mmo, battle royale, moba, counterstrike, 4x, rts, grand strategy, VR, indies, war thunder, flight simulator, racing games, java minecraft, tarkov, modded source games, modded skyrim

these may be valid reasons to buy a pc for 3 times the cost of a console

getting the same games that are on xbox/playstation, often with months or years of delay

this is not a valid reason to buy a pc for 3 times the cost of a console

should have bought a flash cart like everyone else. I probably played hundreds of ds games, it was my most explored library and remains one of my favourites because of it.

Most of them are also on PC or PS4. Ergo, no reason to buy a PS5.