Can any consoletard confirm?

Avocados taste like nothing

another gayass Anon Babble thread

allergic reaction to avocados

Does that make me allergic to dick? Based.

Nikocado's avocado

Fresh avocados taste mildly like grass, with a waxy texture.

Avocados of the current day do not taste the same as avocados from 20 years ago. They did some science fuckery to make them cheaper to produce to meet the increased demand during the 2010s popularity. Same thing with strawberries

what does this even mean and why would this only be discovered now instead of it being common knowledge among femoids?

Men don't clean their penises

They're putting chemicals in the avacados to make the zoomers gay!

I live in a cold climate and 70% of the advocados I buy are stringy, somehow both under and overripe and taste gross. I've basically given up on buying them

Try living outside of America where they don't poison your food.

I utterly despise that woman's face and hate the fact it became such a prominent meme.

Only one way to find out. Open up dat mouf.

I like how the person confirming this is some fat, gormless, balding bitch. Growing up I always heard that pretty people could get away with being awful while ugly people had to compensate by being nice, but I'm pretty sure that's not true, who you are on the inside and outside seem to be significantly correlated.

As the article suggests you should just suck a dick to get the same experience.

That's bullshit but I believe it, advocados are nasty now

Live in Brazil

Avocados everywhere

Even on my backyard

Hate them

I don't understand why you guys are so fascinated with them

What the fuck? I've never had a dick in my mouth so I wouldn't know but that's the last thing I'd expect it to be. Avocados are turned into Guac. Does Guac taste like cum?

I dont know, its not like they are(were) expensive

t. former produce manager

no guac tastes like mashed up penis.

Ps chad here
It's true, although I mostly suck on unwashed cut penises

I actually went on a vacation to the tropics and the avocados and mangos tasted like how I remember they used to taste

I activate my anti-penis shield

Heh... nice try...

they're healthy

My guess is that american women are coombrained whores that can't taste anything but dicks after sucking so many

lots of advocado trees taste gross apparently, parent advocados suck and fuck and can often produce gross mutt off-spring, it won't taste the same as its parent because there's two of them, same with apples,

Red Delicious effect, probably

breed a cultivar that stores well, looks good, and doesn't bruise easily

turns out doing this also removes all the flavor from them

Based

I love some good abacate smoothie, I wish I had a tree around

This is plausible. Like how everything tastes like ash to a heavy smoker.

'cado doesnt taste like uncut cock at least
uncut cock tastes fresh and alive and not dry

Semen smells like bleach. Just thought I'd add that.

There's straight up something wrong with food in America. I've gone overseas twice and all the food tasted better and didn't mess up my stomach like it often does here.

They are not, actually. They are pretty bad for you. They are mostly carbs, fat and flouride.

Chances are you probably just had avocados ripen on the plant for longer, as opposed to ones that were ripened on the shelf.

fag here, i've never had a cock that tasted like a fucking avocado.

Two words: corn syrup.

just suck dick bro lmao

This is irrelevant most of us are straight men

theyre green though

are their any fruits or vegetables that taste like vagina? clean or dirty I'm not fussy

Anyone here actually sucked a dick?
Based of Cringe? Be honest

It's way more than that. Half of any random packaged food in America has dozens of ingredients banned in Europe

US is one of the fattest places in the world for a reason and isn't just lack of exercise.

Prob,gay men predate on drunk straight men

expired milk from a rusty tin

Yeah, this guy knows. Grassy, buttery, nutty, and creamy because they are high in fat.

Women memes are fucking weird

seed oils and HFCS

How does penis with tomatoes taste? Tomato, cilantro and green onions, with a little lime.

If picrel is accurate, how gay is Mexico?

zoomers be like

I recognize that taste

always hated how avocados taste

sucked my own dick and regretted it instantly.

The millenials are addcited to avocado toast now make so much sense, especially how it's often served with eggs.

It's all a psyops about worship dicks.

not eating your fish

It was pretty based, I said "no homo" after swallowing and he was cool with it.

ackshually it doesnt count if its your own

well it counts tastewise. and it tastes like avocado

Literally guac.

Must be brown

instantly

as in instantly after cumming or instantly after putting it in your mouth

Sony masterace here
Completely bullshit, I never sucked a dick that tasted like avocado.

probably fermented beans or something