Xbox is getting desperate now
Xbox is getting desperate now
This is an Xbox that also plays PS5 games.
Holy SOVL.
'ick on 'ox
What games can a cat box play?
This is an Xbox without games.
That's why Microsoft is making games for it.
The last time I used my xbox was the month starfield came out. I subbed to 1 month of gamepass to play it. I got the xbox out today to preload stalker 2 as I'm going to sub to 1 month again to play Stalker and Indiana Jones. I'm fine with this game pass shit as its very cheap way to play single player games that I will only play once and never again. I only actually buy games on PS5.
There's Microsoft branded stuff on quest? Is it just streaming, or are they talking about PC VR and simply using quest as an example of a headset you would plug in.
Anyway Microsoft have been saying for a while they want to push this idea of Xbox as a brand of platforms across different devices.
Tell me some fat woman helms your marketing area without telling me a fat woman helms your marketing area
It's all so tiresome
'ox on 'eck
This is a bucket.
how do i share this in 9gag
THIS IS A AD
series s
"still an xbawks"
I'm a snoy but it seems like they making fun of xbros here despite series s selling much more than the series x or I'm reading it wrong
Piss and shit
Just like the xbox
But at least the cat box wont red ring of death
laptop is a xbox
so they just fully admit that xbox is just a pre-built pc at this point
Does it have PS5 games?
LOL RANDOM XD
has Xbox + PlayStation games
this is somehow less than just Xbox games according to the brilliant brown third world minds of Anon Babble
I have a PS5 and and a Series S. Series S is just cheap gamepass machine. I got my series s cheap as fuck on black friday 2 years ago. I got it for like 150 bucks with 2 controllers.
0 games plus zero games is still zero games
Millennial Quirk Chungus ad
A somewhat frivolous philanthropic adventure but I guess I shouldn't bad mouth a charity which provides something for people in need. What a guy that Bill Gates is.
PlayStation games
All zero of them.
X is direct x so anything that is a box and uses direct x is an Xbox. Quest 3 isn't a box though.
Unironically only game this year that I'm genuinely excited for is Indiana Jones. I of course won't be playing it on Xbox since I've only got a steam deck. But I thought I'd mention that since it's rare enough that I get to talk about videogames on here.
Just hope INDIE doesn't end up another Alan Wake 2 situation where I get myself hyped and excited for something that I think will fill a hole I've been missing of a certain type of game and then end up disappointed.
genericizing the XBOX trademark, a bold move
Unironically only game this year that I'm genuinely excited for is Indiana Jones
Microsoft is lucky that Sony is more incompetent.
announcing add campaign
Jesus christ.Grim.
One joke
Not a joke though. Though.
Dear God...
How so? PS5 is destroying Xbox in sales in every single region worldwide.
and zero games
Toxoplasmosis
Microsofts new DEI leadership are fucking retards. If they don't gut them, the xbox division is as good as dead.
this is a monkey pox
This is a cat box
All the biggest games of the year, AstroBot, Rebirth, Stellar Blade, Rise of the Ronin, Helldivers 2, Silent Hill 2 Remake didn't release on Xbox, and most of those didn't even release on PC (as well as Unicorn Overlord)
SaYiNG ToxMOPlAsMoSis EveRY Time CatS aRe MentiOneD maKEs ME SmaRT!
no eggs box
failed attempt
Unironically only game this year that I'm genuinely excited for is Indiana Jones
Why? It looks terrible
Doesn't count.
no Wife I box
disgraceful
No, they're talking about their shit game streaming with latency only a lobotomy patient could put up with.
no fridge
cowards
Toxoplasmosis made you write that
LOL
xbox is dead
Can't wait to play all those xbox games in any platform i want! There's Halo and, uh...
playing ps5 games actively removes games that you can play, untill it slowly reaches a 0
does it go into the negatives
Gamepass cloud is priced to damn high though. Why I wouldn't use it on my quest 3.
SONY'S KDA:
SEGA
MICROSOFT
NINTENDO.......... YOU'RE NEXT!
It starts in the negatives
like all things coming from microsoft kek
this is an xbox
It's cloud but there's been a rumor for about a year that they're going to release an Xbox branded quest headset
the marketing is as bad as their dindu xbox boss
but if it starts in the negatives and only goes down, how does it reach 0?
Wrong (I think), in case of the laptot, you can play them with no streaming bullshit
maybe if they made some actual exclusives there would be a reason by the eckbawks
200 dollaroos please.
Show her cock and balls
THIS IS AN XBOX
AN XBOX
AN
this might seem like quite the bizarre marketing campaign, but oldfags can tell what they're attempting here
back in the day, the NES and SNES were the most popular consoles in the US, so boomers would refer to any console as "a nintendo"
in the UK, no-one called vacuum cleaners.. vacuum cleaners, they called them hoovers, after the most popular brand name
something similar occured later into the 90s when the playstation became the be-all and end-all of console, every console became a playstation to those who werent completely invested/interested in gaming
the fact they bring this campaign up just before christmas is also telling, microsoft are aiming for the clueless parents, hoping theyll buy their kids an xbox
ESL here. Aren't you supposed to use "an" before a word that starts with a vowel? Shouldn't it be "this is a xbox?"
embarrassing post.
Microshit said that, 3 trillion dollars company btw KEK.
dilate
My ex wouldn't take care of her stinky ass fat cat, I'm so glad I left, this pic gave me flashbacks
same happened in latam with Chiclets, people calls bubblegum chicles
Made with sketchup.
it's different here because you pronounce it ekss
The clueless parents will just buy Playstation
I guess it's fine as target audience is zoomers.
it's fascinating to see how hellbent xbox is on killing itself
at least the cat box wont red ring of death
That all depends on what the cat has eaten.
This is an ? box
How are you stupid third world brown mutts still perpetuating this meme when PS5 had every relevant game this year, most of them as exclusives, and the two biggest GotY contenders are literally both PS5 exclusive?
AstroBot (only on PS)
FF Rebirth (only on PS)
Stellar Blade (only on PS)
Rise of the Ronin (only on PS)
Helldivers 2 (only on PS and PC)
Silent Hill 2 Remake (only on PS and PC)
Unicorn Overlord (not on PC)
Who's driving here. How can you be sure that you're not being piloted by a lancet fluke ?
"an" is correct in this case because its determined with sound
ESL here
an is used when the sound you make starts with a vowel
an "exbox"
Since the X in Xbox is pronounced the same way you’d say the letter by itself (“ecks”, a vowel sound), you’d use “an” instead of “a.” You use “an” for several non-vowel-starting words where you still pronounce the first letter like a vowel. Another common one is “an honor” (an ahh-ner).
For me, is a sexbox
This is a Xenoblade XBox
all shit
all on pc in two weeks
What do sony-friends get out of pretending that people care about their random nostalgia bait platformer?
It's on switch now, surely you didn't miss the news
It's better than any 3D Mario and is literally the highest rated game of all time on the largest site for user ratings (backloggd), but sure thing buddy.
This is an Xbox without games.
That would imply Xbox has games. Lmao
Xbox without games.
So an Xbox
Yeah, I missed the announcement where they changed the meaning of "now" to "in 5 months".
Call Of Duty Black Ops 6 Sales fall by -67% on Xbox, -18% on PC and rise +30% on PS5 compared to MW3.
OOF
They're trying to get away from consoles, retard-san.
Oh, I see. Thanks anontachi
tick tock wii u fag
no they're coping about how they're no longer a console company because they couldn't compete now "Xbox" is just an abstract concept for their stupid fucking gamepass bullshit
Is that a sequel to Osmosis Jones?
makes sense to me,the game is one gamepass Xbox and PC have gamepass but playstation players have no choice but to buy if they want to play
The coping begins
xbox is becoming a thirdparty publisher, xbots are not ready to accept it untill the news come out a halo game or a gears game is coming to ps5/6
THIS IS AN XBOX
about what? start making sense
this pretty much signals microsoft won. it's the beginning of the end of traditional gaming as we know it. maybe if sony hired good lawyers in the court case this could've been prevented. but MS will gain an incredible amount of influence like this and will probably buy another major publisher by this time next year. it's actually over for the small time players now e.g. playstation or nintendo.
Is it really that hard to make a console, how come there's only 2 company in the world that managed to stay in the console market
EEEEEEEEEH?!!! PLAYSTATION-SAMA... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! THAT I WILL BE FORCED TO PUT EVERY XBOX GAME ON THE PS5? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!!! THAT EVEN...*GULP*T-THAT EVEN THOUGH I REFUSE, I WILL END UP DOING IT AND I WILL ONLY WATCH HELPLESSLY AS PLAYSTATION USERS KEEP OUR GAMES? HOW THEY TAKE AWAY FROM US THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN OUR LIFE? AND WHILE I WATCH AS YOU GUYS ENJOY XBOX GAMES BECAUSE XBOX GAMERS CAN NO LONGER SATISFY MICROSOFT?!!!! AND FROM NOW ON THE BAR GRAPHS WILL SHOW ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION IN THE PERCENTAGE OF XBOX AND GAMEPASS USERS?!!!!! AND SARAH IS OKAY WITH THIS?! SHE IS ENJOYING SONY'S BIG JUICY BILLS?...AND HERE'S MORE?... I WILL BE REDUCED TO A VOICELESS MANLET, WHO WILL CRY PUBLICLY SAYING THAT PLAYSTATION USES 30% OF THE PROFITS T-TO DESTROY US?!?!!!! AND YET I WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE THEM OUR GAMES AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAISE MY VOICE BECAUSE I AM AN EMASCULATED AND INFERIOR MAN AND I CAN'T STAND UP TO MY PAJEET BOSS?!!!!! AND WE WILL NEVER HAVE SHOWA AMERICAN STORY AND I CAN'T CHANGE THIS?!!!! WHAT-WHAT?!!! SATYA HAS TAKEN THE RED LINE AWAY FROM XBOX?!!!!! SO-SO DOES THAT MEAN PLAYSTATION CAN TAKE ANY OF OUR GAMES?!!!! PLAYSTATION... WILL HE FUCK OUR FANBASE RAW?!?!!!! OH MY JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA... WE WILL BE REDUCED TO MERE SLAVES TO SATISFY THE INSATIABLE PLAYSTATION?!!!!...I- I WILL HAVE TO ENDURE ALL THIS PUBLIC HUMILIATION?!!!!.... WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT .... YABBA DABBA DOO!!!! WHEN EVERYBODY PLAYS, WE ALL WIN!!! AARON! BRING ME MY CHASTITY BELT!
Kyle Bosman predicted this exact future.
this is an xbox
nigga what? they wasted $70b on activision and it was one of the biggest blunder acquisitions in history. Xbox has been bleeding money for over two decades, they are just desperately trying anything now
The Ally is so kinooooooooooo
This is a ps5. See the difference? Xbozos cannot compete.
Oh nice they ported killer instinct to ps?
halo on ps5 soon and gears
Sexbox?
Sony Playstation keeps beating them i.e. SEGA now Microsoft
Lol
KINO
right... microsoft won by conceding and putting their games on the competitors console
why would I seethe about league of legends, and besides that has nothing to do with the topic
nooooo someone working on it doesnt hate gays!
Then you dont actually care about games if that ruins it for you
I will add that this works both ways, of course. "A universal tool", for example.
Orange cats bad
You can, but that's probably not what microsoft is pushing here. They want everyone to use their game streaming and other subscription services.
Where the fuck is the cock?
I don't own any cats, but you guys who constantly bring it up are retarded. Its not common in developed non-shithole countries. Now places where they live in filth like India or whatever, that's a different story.
Sega and Microsoft beat themselves.
Hurry up and port flight simulator to my xbox Phil
Cope.
Awooga!
I’d have been an Xbox only fag for life if they didn’t fucking completely trash halo. I didn’t even hate halo 5 like most people, and thought warzone was a great edition. Then infinite came out and it was like a part of me died. PlayStation at least has the final fantasy games I wanna play but I can probably get by just waiting for them to all release on PC.
Any Xbox shills in this thread, FUCK YOU, MICROSOFT AND 343 FOR RUINING HALO.
As an Xbox user that has loved these consoles since the 360 and even went back and bought an OG Xbox, I think it’s time I call it quits. I already bought a Series X and will ride that out for this gen but next-gen I’m finally going to move on. So many memories playing Halo 3 and Reach mp then getting invites to join custom games lobbies for even more fun, all those years playing Gears which I still view as the peak of third person shooters, getting to play the great Jap exclusives that most fans of Jap games never got to touch because they avoid Xbox like the plague, those were good memories, but they’re also not remotely what Xbox is anymore. Ever since they started porting to pc early on in the Xbone era I’ve felt like a second-class citizen and it’s gotten worse and worse. At least now as a console enthusiast all I need is a PS and Nintendo console to play everything I could want, that’s the bright side, but I would have much preferred Xbox staying competitive and still doing its thing.
where's the PEEPEE
That's dumb. no doubt Xbox got into games consoles in order to get a controlling marketshare and then put games on every device. But they obviously didn't want Valve to control the PC software market, and they didn't want Google to control the mobile software market and they didn't want to be 3rd to Nintendo and Sony in the console market.
Is that a portable XBOX in the top middle?
it's okay when Xbox is woke
KWAB
Keep saying it and maybe it'll be true one day
Yeah people who wear gay pride merchandise are NEVER preachy and NEVER inject identity politics into entertainment they work on. Duh
*Microsoft, not Xbox
bro the next thing you are buying is also on xbox, even if its a vacuum cleaner bro, its an xbox!!!!!!
put the joint down. they spent basically throwaway money and it literally took them 1 (ONE) cod game to make xbox the biggest platform for call of duty players and engagement. they didn't even have to put the effort in. but smoothbrains like you think they're losing. this is just the start of their cultural dominance that will inevitably happen. don't say i didn't warn you.
what is influence
not even sony wanted microsoft games on their console according to abk court case. because they don't want to have any reliance on microsoft. but here we are. it's a disaster waiting to happen. nintendo too.
Wow, the speech bubbles that overlap with each other are a really fucking nice touch. Adds a lot of personality to the girl.
Nice job anon, I'm impressed.
Man, should be like $50 this year then! With 4 controllers and 20 games!
Looks like an asus ROG ally
The moment they went away from their dudebro userbase is the moment that XBOX died
couldnt give less of a shit about any of that goyslop
no shit retard
everyone knows that
microsoft directly benefits from valve's success, and they built their hierarchy in such a way for that to happen. they are trying to do the same with AI now and gaming. consoles are almost irrelevant in the bigger picture of gaming as a whole, and MS is aiming to be at the top of the chain rather than a competitor at the bottom. that's why they're buying major fucking publishers and pushing their games onto "every screen" to gain cultural dominance. how the fuck can people not see this. especially with all the discourse about jews and how they control america and shit in recent months. fuck, you people are actually naive as fuck.
Meta Quest 3 is a product made by Microsoft
Is it legal to make ads that just lie
Unrelated, but it's insane to think that Facebook is in a better position than Xbox to make a good console. The VR headset actually has exclusive games. VR is gay though
No, Indy doesn't need you telling shit to a modern audience. It's simple; archeology professor punches ACTUAL NAZI and finds relics that can melt REAL NAZI faces. Has a cool, memorable outfit and weapon. Absolutely zero modern day anything. Overseen by GEORGE and STEVEN to avoid fag lgqudyshq shit sneaking in.
How was Ronin? I kinda forgot about it.
thread to discuss the shitty new Xbawks Holidays 2024 marketing campaign
80% of posts are talking about PS5 instead
lol, how does Sony do it, Microsoft paid through the nose for this new marketing yet all people can talk about is PS5 instead…rent free mindshare, thats something money can’t buy lmao
pc game
pc game
pc game
They launched a quiz asking you "what is an xbox?"
other way around, only 1 of those 4 is on PC.
Every Xbox game is on PC
Snoyjeet cope thread
it literally took them 1 (ONE) cod game to make xbox the biggest platform for call of duty players and engagement
Nigger what
Call Of Duty Black Ops 6 Sales fall by -67% on Xbox, -18% on PC and rise +30% on PS5 compared to MW3.
this is kinda hard
There is not a single reason to own an xbox or a playstation unless you're a dad or a child
30% extra profits straight back to Xbox! So this is what "le losing" feels like...
Nooo...don't give us your software sales...the horror
Fascinating to see that in the mind of a console warrior, games coming out on more platforms and therefore being easier for more people to play is bad
why would anyone buy an xbox when a PC has all the games and emulates all the games
This is retarded
making good exclusives incentivizes people to buy your console. It's why all the earlier gens had so many good games and why Nintendo still makes good g ames
Talking about Xbox or Sony?
Make portable pc that doesn't use Windows to be more indipendent of Microsoft whims
Microsoft end up advertising it
Why does he always win?
The one in the pic is a Rog Ally X and it runs window, retard steamie.
It is bad. Gatekeeping is based faggot.
Only snoyjeets think this way. DS2 is guaranteed to flop after they just put the first one on Xbox no way in hell any snoyjeets are going to buy it now
But is it an art attack?
so they're fine if I start calling all PCs and consoles Nintendos too right
Yes. MS at least are honest about their aspirations (being the world's biggest publisher), Sony still have to pretend it makes sense to buy a locked down console that costs almost as much as a PC so you can play Spider-Man 3 6 months earlier.
And remember in a few years all of those exclusives will be on Xbox anyway so what's the point in buying a piss5?
Concord
This is a box
peak onions marketing I'm never buying a single xbox/microsoft game again
Xbox appreciates your purchase of Stalker 2 and Indiana Jones when you crack
The fact that he and most anyone else seeing this thinks it’s a deck kind of defeats your argument
go being brown somewhere else
anon its literally soft confirmed both halo and gears are coming to playstation, xbox lost, its over
when their exclusives get ported to Xbox
Projection?
Nobody is actually going to buy or play that new Indiana Jones game, right? The gameplay looks worse than Veilguard
>More profits for Xbox
when their exclusives get ported
hmmm really activates my almonds
THIS IS A CAT BOX
OH MY HECKING HECKERINOS FELLOW PET PARENTS THIS IS SO HECKING WHOLESOME I JUST CAN'T THIS IS SO NECESSARY FOR OUR SOCIETY
See:
You're all braindead I see. When Xbox takes over it's gonna be hilarious how you're all gonna be blindsided despite how obvious it was for years
More profits for Sega
"Sega le lost!"
Retarded xbot/tendie can't see past his own hand
The Xbox brand hasn’t been relevant since the 360 which released nearly 20 years ago
ahh-ner
Literally what?
Ann-er?
On-er.
Silent H, but it doesn't fucking sound like An.
See:
You're all braindead I see
Retardbro....
Xbox brand hasn’t been relevant since the 360 which released nearly 20 years ago
and that was mostly just in america too.
a shit system trying to be a pc without exclusives worth playing and the reason we pay to play online
Xbox has even less games than Playstation.
There were rumors that they would stop supporting the series s for being underpowered, guess this is a way to say no
you could just pirate single player games like a non retard
using a mouse is hard
please understand
Does anything else matter if the console fails? Despite all this cope from MS the console and ONLY the console IS Xbox. They’re already incentivizing it less. It’s done, you sound like a paid marketer to say otherwise
Pc is faggot shit for Chinks and Indians
Because every PC is an Xbox
sales
are you retarded? they officially announced xbox has the most players now. sales from fucking UK where the game sells like 300k units is irrelevant in the bigger picture. millions of people play cod, and now the majority are through xbox. this is how they gain influence. you're coping at this reality.
stalker 2 releasing in 5 days
seething snoys and tendies mass to cry about an irrelevant console
so irrelevant there should be a Anon Babble thread for xbox derangement syndrome
top kek,enjoy astros playroom with some San Francisco woke spice and your childrens games
NEVER EVER KEEEEEEEK
"Hello Jimmy! I got you that Xbox thing you wanted for Christmas! Just like in the advert"
"But grandma-"
"You're very welcome! Give granny a kiss!"
If it's before a vowel sound then you use "an".
Isn't software sells all that matters? Despite PlayStation having over double the consoles on the market they somehow sell far less games than Xbox does so what's the cope for that? Surely we have one right, sarrs?
You got an xbox
I got a busket
Gimme a vidya
Speedrunning the generification of your trademark
Of course this is an American company, so they won't do it.
Astrobot took 2 months to sell a measly 1.5 million btw. Snoyjeets are failing to do the needful
so sad
saar you're making up numbers in your head
It is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late BOX! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an XBOX!
your pc screen is an xbox, everything is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buy an ad with ex-bucks next time
They asked what is Xbox but not how is Xbox.
looking forward to posting without context
stalker 2 is a big release, the xbox rage has has continued to ramp up in the last few weeks.
stalker is a beloved title on Anon Babble and there will be a lot of anons here with pcs that can't run it.
for a console nobody cares about it sure is getting a lot of attention here particularly close to stalker 2 releasing
I am enjoying the seethe from anons posting using microsoft windows top kek
This is a Super Saiyan
....You're an Xbox!
millenial reddit humor ad campaign
bleak
This is an Xbox
suno.com
One fucking game.
we unironically won xbros
This is not a love song
games
So irrelevant it's on their minds rent-free 24/7. And plenty of PC players are seething over not having a console feature like preload. If you need preload then maybe you should have bought an Xbox not a crappy PC
Ps5 owner here. I vehemently fucking despise Snoy for not allowing PoE PC MTX to transfer, they really want their $30 no matter what. FUCK Snoy I will NEVER buy one of their products again.
Microshit was cool with it.
Missed opportunity to portray a gaming PC as "this is an xbox", the shitposting would be fun.
So you changed your hair, what a pointless transformation
THIS IS
THE STORY OF A GIRL
WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
xbros we are going home
You know what? I think it's a clever marketing campaign. I'll give them that.
Still not interested in getting game pass.
XGods we won
this bizarre marketer's idea that people who sit down and stare at a screen in their free time are constantly out and about needs to die.
This... is a FUCKING video
Death Stranding shadow drop for $20
Genshin Impact
Stalker 2
Indiana Jones
This is what winning looks like
wait, did xbox finally get genshin? if so, i'm glad for you guys but goddamn - i really can't imagine starting 4 years late and missing out on so many time sensitive events like the summer areas/numerous festivals
actually xbox always had genshin because ps5, phone and pc is an xbox
I don't think that ugly piece of shit can play Gears of Wars 2, can it?
xbros we are going back to /comfy/
i don't think we have any definitive numbers of global software sales for games unless a publisher puts out explicit software splits and a time range for them. otherwise this whole narrative that one platform sold more copies than another is baseless and mostly fanboys making shit up.
Thanks for beta testing
Wait
Are there actual real xboxfags on this board?
LMAO
no weeb shit
no gacha shit
no DEI shit
yep, I'm thinkng KINO
no DEI shit
Lol. Lmao even.
Phil Spencer will do everything except for release exclusives despite them being necessary to entice people into a closed ecosystem.
Astrobot: 1.5 mil
Silent Hill 2: 1 mil
Lego Horizon: 10 copies sold
DS2 will also flop now that it's no longer exclusive
woke series x
so what are they really trying to achieve with this ad campaign?
playsanfrancisco 5 pink haired negress edition
People still don't quite understand that exclusives don't work anymore so they're trying to make it clear and people continue to be stupid
release XBOX PRO
allow to install windows
+200mil units sold
It's just them outright saying that they're going third party.
PS5 games
Xbox next will be a pendrive with gamepass
PS6 won't have physical media at all
Nintendo will be playing catch-up with the Switch 2
Next gen looking good
The kind that keeps you up at night.
Microsoft wants to move away from the console business since you get better margins from renting out software only. This is the step towards minimizing the fraction of their whole gaming division the xbox console represents
But trying to dress it up as cross-platform domination.
Xbox games
????
video games?
Kino
Rare Replay ;_;
Literal caveman
why did you glue pube hair on your feet?
Unga bunga rockstop!
1 man 1 ps5
they somehow sell far less games than Xbox does
Xbox doesnt sell games though. they give them away for a subscription
are you talking about COD sales?
Yeah. You know the ones you're going to buy?
I don't own Xbox though
Neither does anyone else kek
Steamies aren't going to like this
this is a cat box
Millennial humor cannot die soon enough
Be troon
Self insert
No one likes it
Act like everyone else is the problem
Playstation Chads are eating GOOD
Games everywhere is a bad thing now?
Right, I forgot it's only bad when Sony does that
For snoys. It's all they have
ROG Ally
Are those things actually good enough to deserve the shilling from Xbox? I thought ppl were having all kinds of problems with them.
Unironically yes. When you claim for decades the only thing a console is good for is it's exclusives you're damn right it's only bad for them
they can't let sony win the race
but are they really?
Aside from the price and the inherent problems of running windows, it's one of the best options out there
694585645
Didn't get any replies with your bait?
Sadistically torturing field mice until they die because they deserve it for eating the wires to your ac.
This is a boobies.
CUTE CAT!!!
what the fuck, hobbits are real?!
When you claim for decades the only thing a console is good for is it's exclusives
So that's why no one buys Xbox anymore?
he isn't aware of the Microsoft cycle
Honestly what was the last PlayStation exclusive you actually gave half a crap about? For me it was Little Big planet on the PS3. Everything since has been generic over the shoulder movie game like Silent Hill 2 or just a flat-out flop like astrobot
CTRL-F this is Sparta
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I'm getting old.
What was the last Xbox exclusive you actually gave half a crap about?
Halo 3
this is a chicken wing
the ratchet games
What a fucking cringe way to admit defeat. A launcher on my PC that acts as a Netflix service for video games is not an Xbox.
You lost the hardware war. You offer nothing of value to the gaming market, other than to occasionally keep Sony in check, and it will catch up with you soon enough. You can't buy your way out this time
My cousin's cat was obese and got stuck in it's cat box and he had to bring it to the vet have it stated and they had to saw the box off it.
Well that's cool, I'm happy with my deck but more competition will help make it better.
Unironically only game this year that I'm genuinely excited for is Indiana Jones
Bethesdrones really need to just hurry up and kill themselves so we can start getting some actually good games
FH5. your turn, Raj
Astro Bot because I like bing bing wahoo games and want more of them.
b-but it's a flop
I don't care about popularity contests, I play games.
Sadly none of those are
AN XBOX
THAT I'D BUY
The price is actually what makes the deck so much better than the competition, everyone is focusing on power without worrying about it being affordable
i dont have a pc.
That's a PC game.
FH5
DEI wokeshit, see
Wait, there's more
How bad is it going to hurt Xbox's brand/sales when you never see them in stores?
this is your brain on porn
all those women marketers sure know what theyre doing
I dont get it
this is still an xbox
Thanks for the anxiety, microshit sama
Can't even think of a single exclusive
Concession accepted. Do better, you guys are terrible marketers for the PS5
xbox directly communicates their brand strategy
lol fucking desperate
OP is a complete retard
Feels like they want people to meme this.
This is an Xbox
No, You have an APP
You have a shitty fucking streaming app!
You have cr(app)
You sound like a marketer.
Why would they want their consumers to mentally associate their product with cat shit?
FH5 isn't an Xbox exclusive you fucking retard
It's on PC
People should reply to it with images of their dusty neglected xboxs holding doors open or sitting on a shelf with no games saying "this is an xbox"
I am just not for Xbox. This is a good ad campaign, it's obviously what they've been pivoting too but just haven't done a good job of committing to in their marketing material
Tifa's Xbox 360s...
Be sure to let your marketing boss know I just bought an Xbox purely because of your inability to answer my goddamn question because you're so obsessed with the other team.
No bonus for (you), Raj. Do better.
Their "strategy" relies on you believing them when they say that a laptop or a fucking fire stick is somehow an Xbox because it has an app on it, which is fucking retarded, and so are you.
FH5 isn't an exclusive, cope.
i-its objectively good you chuds!!!
You sound like a Last Jedi Disney shill
A pc is a makeshift console without soul
Define "soul"
Cope all you want. No games for Raj, only movies on YouTube
This is a good ad campaign
No it isn't, fuck off you cringe, cancerous retard
Cool, so I can play all the Xbox games on a laptop, a Fire Stick, a VR headset, etc?
Good luck explaining that shit to grandma.
Perhaps the tables could have been turned if snoys actually bought their games
Cope all you want
That's what you're doing. FH5 isn't exclusive
Based on Anon Babble, obscure garbage from the past. Dumbest form of nostalgia.
Sisters
Do you think this there's gonna be another Xbox console at this point?
I can see MS releasing a shitty Xbox branded prdbuilt PC for $700 and you can play Steam and Epic games on it
Xbox isn't a console anymore, it's a brand first now. Their main product is now goypass. Seethe all you want but it's the truth. "I'm playing xbox games" now means you are using their shitty subscription service and not that you are using their shitty console (because no one is buying them).
Is anonitachi to you..
Just like Death Stranding!
Xbox already confirmed they will be making a new generation of Xboxes for those schizos that think otherwise like you. They're winning.
Should make them better and green
gonna add another flop to the games made by trans pile, LMAO
>Can't even think of a single exclusive
You couldn't either, evidently.
Concession accepted.
Concessions accepted. You lost.
Don't you... forget about me...
still not exclusive
The only loss here is the existence of Xbox's exclusives.
still going
I won. X gun give it to ya
Won what?
nooooo you don't understand, this is a great opportunity for the Xbox™ brand
Okay and? Why would you care about if you aren't a Microsoft investor?
Their games are still wokeslop and aren't exclusive
Yes, I agree that's what's happening, and it's still desperate and retarded. So their big next move is to retreat back into being just a third party game rental subscription app for the rest of their existence? No one is excited by this. Brands that generate as little excitement as Xbox does can't survive in this industry
NOOO! Siphoning sales from Sony and slowly bleeding them to death isn't a win it doesn't count!!
We keep trying to tell you why it's good but you dumbass keep coming up with new copes at every chance
So you're mad at me for talking about a marketing effort and then unironically use a term like "brand excitement"? lol fuck off. Consoles are a dead concept overall and microshaft is just trying to get ahead of the curve
i genuinely dont understand what this marketing campaign is trying to communicate to me
Siphoning sales from Sony and slowly bleeding them to death
Keep saying it and maybe one day it'll be true.
Xbox is now gamepass and you can get gamepass anywhere, gen alpha will know xbox as the brand that lets you call of duty advanced warfare 5 for 27.99 plus tip a month
Keep coping and maybe one day it won't, Raj. You done yet or could I move on with my day?
Holy shit what the FUCK are you talking about LMAO. It makes perfect sense to use marketing speak when we're talking about an AD CAMPAIGN. I wasn't responding angrily towards you you FUCKING schizo
Not an argument to my point.
These piss5 marketers sure are bad at their unpaid jobs, all they do is talk about Xbox
Basically dragging out and softening the announcement that the Series is the last generation of Xbox console hardware, but trying to make it out like it's a win for them.
Now let's see Xbox's profit numbers.
Xbox already confirmed they're making another generation you retard. Come up with better copes next time, SAAR
This is an Xbox
Kek
Cheeky bastard
Maybe consoles will die off or maybe they won't. I still think they're still an important part of, to use an apt phrase, "brand excitement", which counts for a lot.
we want the "every gaming console is a nintendo" audience
Smart move tbqh
the ps5 games in question
Nonexistent
And now the Xbox games:
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Xbox's exclusives
Obsessed
???
The topic of this thread is Xbox
if xbox had some exclusive games maybe id buy the console
The topic of the thread is that Xbox literally isn't going to do traditional exclusives anymore and you're still obsessing over that idea. Typical snoyjeet stupidity
Putting a cat shit box in your ad seems counter intuitive
Xbox literally isn't going to do traditional exclusives anymore
Yep and somehow the pajeet shills are coping that it's akshually a good thing (Here's Why)
I don't mind him. His vids seem a lil monotone and dull, but whatever. He sure has a lot of views though.
When Xbox ends up siphoning over 50% of their software sales is it still a bad thing?
Trust the plan!!!
lmao
snoys only play CoD, sports trash, and FN. Xbox is probably already getting most of their software sales
This kill the PS5 marketer
piss5 EOS by next year
i guess its time to stop caring about xbox since its actually dead, long live the xbox 360
Guess it's time to stop caring about PlayStation since it's actually dead
Long live Xbox
Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be an Xbox or Xboxes in the house.
I can't upload the image I wanted, so just imagine it.
Microsoft spent billions on studios for this?
I've subscribed to gamepass ultimate now and then because I play fallout 76 via cloud gaming on my tv which is cool I guess. And because a lot of hot sluts play that game every day and seem to love me.
However the rest of xbox is fucking terrible. The gamepass games are pathetic. Its barely updated and when it is its either some clone fucking "indie" side scrolling shit or a game that isn't even fit for a PC back in 1990s.
They're sitting on so many IPs. The fact we've seen nothing of Fable except a tranny trailer every 10 years is hilarious. That games clearly dead.
Xbox won
list multiple multiplats
doesnt even specify Unicorn Overlord is on Switch too
So this is the new Sony cope, wow.
Speaking of multiplats
now
It reminds me to that ad before they killed IE and rebranded it as Edge before it ended in complete irrelevancy
Almost like this ad is the antithesis of a closed ecosystem, retardfrog.
This is Xcocks
Xbucks broken
No..!
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
Obsessed. He answered your question and you're still seething over it. Exclusively not for snoys
It literally isn't an exclusive, it's on PC stupid faggot
He
kek you're not fooling anyone samefag
Bro?! Your Metaphor?
Found the tranny
Preach
WHAT THE FUCK IS MICROSOFT THINKING? ALL PEOPLE ASK ARE FUCKING GAMES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST MAKE THE DAMN GAMES
Stop samefagging
This would be impressive without the tattoos
Caring about games is exactly how I came to know you child rapists are poison.
Needs more black people
No, YOU'RE AN XBOX!!
y-you already own an xbox, p-please buy our games
Pathetic
It was pretty easy to see seeing that past the 360, Microsoft has no brand identity in terms of their console. They can't even name their consoles in a way that's easy to remember like in sequential order ala Sony or memorable names for their system ala Nintendo. Add in all the dudebro gamers that bough the OG Xbox and 360 aging out of gaming and you're left with a dying console.
xbox.com
I took the quiz and got 3 out of 11 correct for 578 points!
I don't get it...
asking out that dial tone again I see
A-Are you saying...
Next level cope from snoys
How did Microsoft let xbox fall this hard even with literally UNLIMITED money? It's baffling. All Phil and his team had to do was actually make sure his studios pumped out good/decent games but he couldn't even manage that. -$500 million for a turd like Halo Infinite, THE fucking Microsoft game series. Avowed looks like another turd too but I'll refrain from shitting on it too much until I actually play it. Can't believe Pentiment was one of their better games in the past fucking decade.
Also, how could I forget basically killing all the IPs that made the Xbox, with the most prominent example being Halo. The only good thing about it now is Cortana being hot as fuck. Literally everything else about that series went to shit after 3.They only lucked out because Sony also started ruining their image after moving from Japan to California in 2018.
A simple ad is all it takes for Xbox to be rent free in your head again
How did Microsoft let xbox fall this hard even with literally UNLIMITED money?
NO EXCLUSIVES and Don Mattrick
entire thread is deflection to muh sony
lol yeah rent free for sure
Reminder: just because you don't like the direction they're going doesn't mean Xbox is failing.
Reminder: just because you personally see no reason to own an XBox doesn't mean that's the case for everyone else on Earth
Reminder: Sony has no games or game sales
Xbox games are not a product, they're a gift.
I won
And what's your prize, Xbox finally getting an exclusive?
Reminder: just because you don't like the direction they're going doesn't mean Xbox is failing.
Not even Xbox like the direction they're going to the point of making a "documental" about it lmao
series x actually surpassed it now
just because you personally see no reason to own an XBox doesn't mean that's the case for everyone else on Earth
Lol
Lmao even
What's the point of a console if it doesn't have the best exclusives?
because normies don't care about pc?
The PS5 with no exclusive games still outsold the Switch so that proves that no one really cares about exclusives so stfu about it.
What is the difference between a normie and a normalfag?
Are you a time traveler from 2015 or something? Every normie gamer has a PC now.
He has a point; having the appliance that can play games doesn't mean they're going to use it play games on it. Or use it at all, even more if it's shared on the house
Imagine actually following [Corporate Lizard Man in Suit] on twitter.
bruh no one is playing games on their mom's WFH company computer, we're talking about gaming PCs
buys all the studios
fires everyone
injects dei into everything
does fuck all with the studios
we're talking about gaming PCs
Then anon is right since gayming pcs are a minority
I kinda like this ad campaign. It's quirky.
So just ordinary Xbox.
and that was mostly just in america too.
America is the only place that matters
this is an xbox
WTF 900 seconds to shitpost?
Advertising the xbox alongside a litterbox
Ebin
Gaming PC market is growing faster than consoles though
Screenshot of a useless Xeet and no directly the ad
I known you live in X, 24/7
this is a cat box
using a litter box, what cats piss and shit in
good GOD why the hell wouldn't they use a cardboard box?
bento box
now now, don't pretend you give a shit about Japanese culture
I don't get it. Why not just have a sexy chick saying buy an Xbox? Wouldn't that get more attention?
growing
call again whe there's certainty over assumptions variable
Oh man I know a place you're going to love then...
And Xbox is an extreme minority among consoles
I see you Ron
Embrace Extend Extinguish is ancient history what are you guys talking about haha
I known you live in X
ESL
Everyone is wrong then. They are not trying to get you to call a switch an xbox, they want xbox to be the gaming arm of Microsoft which isn't limited to their console.
Tell me more about this Bento box, I'm hungry
And yet sells millions despite that, that people isn't playing on PC otherwise they'd do better than buying the eternal last place and dead brand of gaming
Usually companies fight AGAINST their brand name becoming genericized, because it makes their trademark and market presence weaker.
Nintendo ran a campaign telling people to not call other video game devices "Nintendos." Adobe gets mad if you use "photoshop" as a verb for editing an image in any program.
Microsoft running a campaign of "you can call any electronic device an 'Xbox,'" is an idiotic idea.
comparing your gaming console to a box that cats shit and piss in
next level marketing
umm it specifically says that's a catbox, not an xbox, sweaty
The intent couldn't be more obvious. What's bizarre is that they think invoking pic related would interest casuals and not just draw mockery from enthusiasts
Their only win is getting GP on as many devices as possible and becoming the Netflix of gaming.
The physical Xbox is done once MS and Sony/Nintendo agree to a favorable royalty split for GP.
I'm not sure how anyone can look at what Dony and Nintendo are doing and think Game Pass on their platforms is a realistic prospect at this point
Too political
Have you seen the eShop? Nintendo will allow fucking anything. It wouldn't hurt their bottom line because their first party exclusives are so in demand they can still sell them at full price 6 years later.
I share some of those fond memories, except I jumped ship to PC as soon as the Xbone was revealed
They allow games, not a whole platform competing ecosystem
This is getting embarrassing.
that people isn't playing on PC
Then why is MS putting every Xbox game on PC?
There are already games on there that ask you to log in to Xbox Live
Their only win is getting GP on as many devices as possible and becoming the Netflix of gaming.
Even they admitted that backfired on them. How would you become the Netflix of gaming when that predates your own potential to sell stuff?
Because they think extending reach will make people playing their shit. It doesn't.
Am I supposed to be surprised, they've been sliding into the Xbox as a service bullshit for years now
There's no risk to Nintendo or Sony, they're letting Ubisoft and EA offer similar services. The hold is on Microsoft's end
Sony doesn't put PSN on PC phones and tvs. I fucking wish they did.
What is Playstation Now and their faggot DRM launcher.
Trash.
an app
The app is the xbox.
THIS IS A VIDEO
They can't sell their own stuff.
They abandoned X1 too early and if they abandon XS they might as well close up shop, no Xbot will buy a 3rd console while Sony and Nintendo are still supporting the Switch and PS4.
Gamepass on everything is the only path forward, they're stuck with Series S.
They abandoned X1 too early and if they abandon XS they might as well close up shop
Shop was closed already before the xb1 release
Unironically, if they launched the Xbone with actual gaming-focused hardware and their current strategy they would have won the generation. The 360 was still popular despite every launch model self-destructing, and the One X and Series consoles are better made hardware and software than the PS4/5. The launch Xbone was just a disastrous unforced error at the worst possible moment.
Yeah, it only needed games but they disregarded entirely the only thing a gaming system needs but their focus was being a multimedia box focused on anything but games
The app is the xbox.
*sharts*
SONY WON
based ESL asking a question to learn even in risk of being ridiculed