AC Shadows to have Denuvo and Mandatory Uplay login

playing asscreed in 2023

Scooby dooby

those NSA funds will save the company

Grim

dead on arrival

That repulsive nigger is present in every aspect of the game’s advertising. I can’t wait to see how negatively he impacted sales.

force to have Denuvo

Mandatory Uplay login

It'd be funny if they double down and add more like

PSN account

always online for single player game

Share ID or social security number

agree to be recorded while playing the game in case you say something that fits the narrative of "hate speech"

Not a bad thing in this case. I know pirates gotta pirate, but nobody should touch Ubisoft products, even for free.

2023

2025 anon

They put a lot of effort into making a game

Millions of dollars spent

While I win by doing nothing

And spend 0 cents.

Ah...it's so good to do nothing, bros.

Ubisoft is the single most stubborn company in the industry. EA, Activision, Bethesda, countless other shitty companies have even knocked it off.
Ubisoft will die and go out of business before ever changing a policy.

Fuck Ubi however this bitch unironically is the best breakdancer of all time because the whole point of breaking is to be distinctive and unique and she's literally the only thing anyone remembers from this shitheap of an olympics

doing nothing

HOW DARE YOU!

they'll do pretty much anything but make a good game to maximize profits.

T-TERRORISM! YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY ALLAH ACKBAR!

member cause she ohio

God I wish this shitheap didn't have a delayed launch, I wanted to see sub-40k players on steam.

they're getting close to a couple hundred million dollars in taxpayer funding a year. they don't even have to pretend to care to stay afloat.

You have to wonder who the hell is going to bother to buy this besides Youtuber/Streamers.

Tencent will probably buy them, they technically won't be ubisoft anymore but nobody will care, especially normalfag gamers who don't know the difference between a studio or publisher.

as much as I hate ubisoft this is just ragebait article, ubisoft been doing those things for ages man

Were I in Ubisoft's charge, I would launch that game with no denuvo. Maybe if a lot of people pirate it, there will be more conversations around the game, instead of being savagely ignored

But If I were in charge that game wouldn't be that hot of a mess, so whatever

If I were in Charge I would make my Japanese Assassins Creed game about Japanese people in Japan. No other races, just Asians.

If I were in their shoes, I'd announce picrel with a quote "We're listening now, we'll return to form"

and Mandatory Uplay login

Anyone who expected otherwise is a dumbass.
They've done this on literally all of their games since like Far Cry 3.

1625

Anon, there's entire towns of white people in Africa.
They're the minority, but they exist.
Elon Musk is African for fuck's sake.

Make an Assassin's Creed: Africa game with Elon Musk being the main character

OH GOD THIS WOULD CAUSE SUCH A SHITSTORM

Tencent will probably buy them

No they won't. French government won't let them.

Mandatory Uplay login

Will they ever give up on this nonsense? Well, I suppose they won't have to worry about it for all that much longer

Elon Musk is African for fuck's sake.

Yeah its like its a bad idea or something.
Dumbass.

Nope, I've been playing offline mode Star Wars Outlaws for a week and haven't been asked to log in again... yet.

French government loves selling out their own people at every opportunity, there is definitely a good chance that they'll let Tencent have them. A few years ago I would have agreed with you, but not lately, no sir.

They dont want people to just avoid paying for Time Saverz DLC by using cheat engine to bypass the grind put in the game to incentivize you to buy the Saverz DLC.

I admit, I don't play Star Wars shit, so I never knew.
I'm sure they'll put out an update at some point though. Ubi spent many years being aggressively "you must use our shitty digital service platform."

French nationalism is as strong as ever and one thing they like a fair bit is their video games.
As long as Macron is around, Ubi ain't going nowhere.

Didn't a European nation recently put Factories in China?

I'll be sad when this gets slurped and sells like every other asscreed.

they're trying to find other things they can blame lack of sales on other than the fucking obvious

Odd strategy but I'd expect no less.

But Chudda

That's okay. Not buying Ubishit is mandatory for me so I don't mind.

Are normies even gonna bother buying this when Monster Hunter is coming out the same month?

No they won't. French government won't let them.

lol. lmao even!

Canadian consumer law prohibits this btw. You can't require unnecessary personal information for a business transaction.

Amazing.

for a business transaction

That's the fun part, you aren't required to give any personal info to buy the game.
Only to play it.

Blizzard is still just as bad.

AC Shadows to have Denuvo and Mandatory Uplay login

LOL!

BG3 DRM free on GOG

Cyberpunk 2077 DRM free on GOG

STALKER 2 DRM free on GOG

Rogue Trader DRM free on GOG

Disco Elysium DRM free on GOG

Noita DRM free on GOG

Factorio DRM free on GOG

ECHO DRM fee on GOG

CONTROL DRM free on GOG

UnderRail DRM free on GOG

ELEX DRM free on GOG

And many more. Ubisoft has completely lost the plot but i guess this is what happens when you fill your studios with Canadain, American and Australian trannies instead of focussing on Europeans.

They are not, lol. 100% of costs paid by canadian taxpayers

Does it count as playing if I installed hairy pussy mod and masturbate at Cassandra upskirts when she climb cliffs or swim around?

How do I reach your state, chudda? I will poke finger at players and laugh.

What about swimmers vomiting?

People will talk how much shit it is. Only most woke retards will buy it and give praise = good scores, bad sales = evil chuds fault, not me.

It'll start raining trannies and libtards if that happens

Why did they think letting them swim in that water was anything but good?

His grandfather, owner of emeralds mine. Instead of nonlethaling and hiding niggas in bushes he will hide them in his mine cause hienas will eat them in the wild.

Well, it cost 2 billion euro to clean up the river, had to show the money well spent.

People who enjoy bootleg Witcher with a AssCreed skin. Which makes things EVEN FUNNIER, because Assassin's Creed is selling a bajillion copies right now as

pick Male or Female Fictional Character

fight and fuck your way through the story

build your character however you want, warrior, assassin, both, mage, archer

Ubisoft couldn't help themselves with Shadows and make Yasuke a fixed character.
Shadows could have used the Oddysey and Valhalla format of

play as Keisuke or Keiko

carry out the dark work of the shogunate

combine the styles of a samurai, a rifleman, a ninja, an onmyoji

romance a geisha, a priestess, a konuichi, a samurai, or a ninja

Witcher have plot and good characters, unlike ac.

>They also want to monitor your PC’s RAM usage too to “stop cheating

write nigger on discord

game overheats and explodes your PC

mainstream gamers have monhun

the more niche communities have HENRY'S GAME PRAISE BE, Yakuza Pirate, Civilization 7

avowed and shadows release in the same month

Obsidian can't milk their reputation anymore either.

Oh, absolutely, Odyssey has a merely decent story and Valhalla has a meh story, but the adventure (and portrayed as YOUR adventure) combined with the Witcher-style format is a big hit with the casual audience.

Nice. Pc users deserve no respect anyway.

Oh no. Anyway

Don't be ridiculous. I also remember pic related btfoing all the fags in their $5,000 bondage gear.
As well some tranny beating the shit out of women

which one would you pick, Anon Babble?
mandatory uplay, or mandatory niggers?

Anon, they have been kept alive by government gibs all this time. Ubisoft was never profitable.

my fuarking heroes...

I'd ask who the fuck is still watching capeshit and yet people still are
There will always be a market for slop sadly