What's up chat. Today I continue my spooktober playthrough of Alan Wake 2.
Yesterday we beat a Night Springs episode where Alan's sister got her neck snapped by coffee cup monsters.
Today we pick up where we left off with Alan's debauchery in Oceanview Hotel. Turns out millionaire horror authors have a lot of alter egos who like to party.
Alan Wake 2
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Alans parts are kino. I don't know why they made you play as Shaniqua the Swede for most of the game despite it being called "ALAN WAKE".
Saga is being smiled upon by Odin himself. Can you say the same, Imperial?
Was Scratch the main bad guy of AW1? I'm too lazy to look it up.
Was Scratch the main bad guy of AW1?
He was in American Nightmare.
I see. Alan is a bit crazy.
Ayo I thought this was an anon site and mf coming out telling me their stream updates now?
Thanks for the donation Icy Weiner
eh go get a rock. Put whatever is left of your balls on a table. Or another rock. And HOPEFULLY you can figure out the rest. samefagging nigger go git hanged.
Scratch nooo that's the meme number
The devil has a sense of humor, what else is there to be said?
I came up with the plot for Alan Wake 3. Alan uses AI to write his next novel and it puts his career in shambles. It would be very topical.
That's true.
I'm still waiting for you to post the webm of you smashing your 7 yr old ball sack on a rock with a rock.
Why are you just spoiling the entire game. Damn nigga. The game just got its embargo lifted from ebic games
I doubted Anon Babble would play it and I'm usually right about these things
I read this post in Ugandan Knuckles' voice
Ok Mr. Roleplayer. Hehe xD Anon Babble no play game total lost.
Anon Babble no play game
yes
My arteries can only take so much cringe. I'm gonna go kill myself now since you don't do it first.
Okay, it wasn't nice interacting with you.
I like threads like this. Keep it up
I beat a scary game every Halloween lol. I don't usually post about it on Anon Babble for obvious reasons though.
an AW thread about actually playing the game
based, as said, keep it up
Attention whores get the stick. At least say something about the game since the mods won't take down this echo chamber of updoots. Your just posting screen grabs from your shitty PC with no rtx.
The stick? Why do you talk like that?
Also you can't even read. I've already posted about the game in the OP.
Nigger wym. You just say some shit where you left off? This isn't reddit with time stamps to your original post. I'm not on here every night begging to see what your going to post. Fuck dude this just means by the time you roll on to the ending I'm gonna just scroll past your faghy screenshot of the ending boss and kill all motivation I barely have to play this forced sequel that no one wanted.
What did you mean by stick, faggot? Are you talking about a gun?
What drew you to an Alan Wake thread to act like a thug anyway?
Go learn English. Start with idioms. And don't spoil the ending of this game on your sobertober update postings you hecking ebic updooter
It wasn't the Alan wake it's you screenshotting the entire game. Free spoilers btw. Then saying gay shit like Anon Babble hehe xD no games. That made me realize you could be a potential fag.
replacing this absolute 3.14 for a dei n
never ever gonna buy alan wake 2
never ever gonna play alan wake 2
it's you screenshotting the entire game
Oh poor you
I'm just saying you talk like a thug. Just the way you speak, you might not even know it.
thugposter is just another taken, just flash, then shoot.
Why is there a report for spoilers yet they keep this shit up. Dude you legit type out spoilers in your captions. Fuck this site. I'm gonna go in a hole for another 2-4 years till the fags go back to Tmblr or wherever you came from
I got a crackhead thug who said sobertober lmao
Never gonna say spook tober unless it's to identify a large gathering of racoons in a drain pipe
Dude you legit type out spoilers in your captions. Fuck this site.
1st, demonstrably false.
2nd, why the fuck would you go to a malasian scuba-diving forum on a thread abouta game you haven't played and expect for there to not be spoilers.
3rd, every other Alan Wake thread devolves into retarded DEI non-sense, OP is the only one playing and talking about the game.
In conclusion, you are a fag and you won't be missed.
Anons living in absolute squalor criticizing me for not having an RTX card :/
Anon calls Saga the n-word again
Apologize
Why doesn't anon want a comfy Halloween Alan Wake 2 thread :(
Cool discord tourist thread. No one cares about games for journalists.
You seem to care quite a bit
Not really, just stating the facts. Here's one more: this board didn't really care about this game until it got wanked off at the game awards.
This board is full of homosexuals so I really don't care what they/you like
The game has been out for a year and I said I would beat it on Halloween
So yeah keep crying
Saga is about to get yeeted
So everyone here says all the Saga parts blow ass. You're actually playing the game so is that true in your opinion?
Hmmm they aren't as good as Alan's. They require more detective work, finding clues, more collecting upgrades.
Alan's parts are more psychological surrealism and using Alan's powers as a writer to change the scene around him so yeah I like them better.
ANAL
WOKE
Moose steak is never a mistake
Bravo Kojima
I'd yeet her on my bed
To expand on OP, the Saga parts do not blow ass at all, some of the most memorable parts are found in her chapters. They are definitely more slow-paced and more grounded than Alan's, the maps themselves are more expansive, and feel very lived-in. Definitely feels very Resi inspired. People whining about her stealing the screentime are probably sayin that because she has the bulk of the optional content but you really don't need to do any of it as it's just ammo stashes and very small upgrades.
There's also the mind-place, which is more or less a story recap menu, but it's not nearly as annoying as people say it is, you're in it like, 5 minutes per chapter tops? (unless you're a total brainlet who isn't engaging with the story)
Alan's are definitely a lot more creative visually and conceptually, more surreal, probably the best depiction of a gritty noir NYC if you're into that. These are a lot more Silent Hill inspired.
You can switch between Saga and Alan at any time, so bouncing between them after each chapter was a good contrast and didn't tire me of either.