LMAO, more Dragon Cringe: files.catbox.moe
Dragon Age: The Veilguard - All Taash Sequences (Non-Binary Qunari): youtube.com
Dragon Age: Failguard
so this is the reason they found to justify not having a sex scene with the shortstack?
oh hey it's Fruit Fucker
I'm surprised he's allowed to exist
Whoah this dude still makes comics?
You lost the culture wae when you had that fat thumb spokesman have a mental breakdown over seeing they/them option.
I randomly cliked in the video and everything was terrible. So her WHOLE character ark/companion quests is about finding out she's trans? This is so fucking boring.
Penny Arcade
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
catbox vid
Did they forget to hire a cinematographer for this game? Why is the camera either doing front/back shot transitions or "constantly pivoting around the characters"?
He was completely right about that, and you can continue Coping.
words words words
where is the punchline, the right can't fucking meme
webcomics only tell jokes by accident
your allies don't have HP
Sureley this is satire.
It ain't Chief, they're mostly there as decoration and to talk to you, see the video linked for various of the "scenes" mentioned here: youtube.com
you allies don't have HP
wait is this real?
Yes.
holly shit
what's the time stamp for the sex scene?
I think it is a real return to form for Penny Arcade. An absolute triumph!
enemies come in neverending waves
gee wonder where I saw this before
I thought he was banned from the comic for potentially making people laugh
Yes, and they have a shared cooldown on their powers ME2 style so prepare to spam the same flowchart of primers and detonators AGAIN
not using the up-to-date Meme
A return to bald. A real pig like!
gee wonder where I saw this before
return to form, it's a triumph
The overwhelming majority of Bioware games are not worth playing. So when you think about it, Veilguard being not worth playing IS in form for Bioware.
Then why did ActMan apologised if Az was wrong and cringe? Why did Starfield and its expansion failed?
Allies act like your cooldown abilities and dont matter in actual fight and do very minimal damage even in late game
BALD
There is a thread with the exact link RIGHT BESIDES THIS ONE
Where's the joke?
Good lord.
What link? What thread? What are you talking about? Spit it out man, you're not making any sense!
What's with those porcine traits?
I'm not sure if you're retarded for making this or im retarded for laughing at it
the game only ends when you die
What does it mean? Every game ends when you die. You othen reload your quicksave and lose 30 seconds of progress.
what's the time stamp for the sex scene?
Are you sure about this?
my body is ready, but not sure if my spirit is.
I will never get over the fact how much this character looks like my old band's bassist. he was a tall, serbian guy with long, black hair, and this was the actual face he made when tasked with playing anything complex.
thank you for your service
They could've just gone the BG3 route of making her a big futa demon tomboy but they fucked it all up
uuuuh that's a problematic opinion.
you a bigot or something?
The pig said it weird, but in RPGs that aren't gay, usually the party members can revive the MC if he's down
you can't lose unless your character dies
lmao is this real? you can really just sit and watch the NPC kill every enemies the whole game?
The qunari sounds more feminine than the brownoid pirate hag
this game is so fucked, is it supposed to be satire? why do EA keep bioware alive when they've axed actual decent studios for far less?
that art
that writing
holy fuck these guys fell off hard over a decade ago and they just KEEP FALLING
I seriously wanna pirate it and play it just to see how bad it is. Deadass.
The dickwolves situation really did a number on them
fr bruh no cap
Grandpa, it's 2024 man get with the times lmao. Everyone says it.
ong
Lord help me.
wut
what fruit did he fuck
They don't know how to be funny anymore. Too much text for a terrible punchline.
The veilguard dev team, he fucked them all with this epic comic!
Reminds me of the old days, glad I came here today.
form status ?
Returned
It'd be slow as fuck and the enemies know to target the player.
Number 1 recommendation I've heard from reviewers was "play on wasy baby difficulty" not because the game is hard, since it isn't, but because the enemies are all damage sponge slogs even on normal. Unless you want to spam the same two prime/detonate abilities the entire game."