Dragon Age: Failguard

so this is the reason they found to justify not having a sex scene with the shortstack?

oh hey it's Fruit Fucker

I'm surprised he's allowed to exist

Whoah this dude still makes comics?

You lost the culture wae when you had that fat thumb spokesman have a mental breakdown over seeing they/them option.

I randomly cliked in the video and everything was terrible. So her WHOLE character ark/companion quests is about finding out she's trans? This is so fucking boring.

Penny Arcade

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

catbox vid

Did they forget to hire a cinematographer for this game? Why is the camera either doing front/back shot transitions or "constantly pivoting around the characters"?

He was completely right about that, and you can continue Coping.

words words words

where is the punchline, the right can't fucking meme

webcomics only tell jokes by accident

your allies don't have HP

Sureley this is satire.

It ain't Chief, they're mostly there as decoration and to talk to you, see the video linked for various of the "scenes" mentioned here: youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KU

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you allies don't have HP

wait is this real?

Yes.

holly shit

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what's the time stamp for the sex scene?

I think it is a real return to form for Penny Arcade. An absolute triumph!

enemies come in neverending waves

gee wonder where I saw this before

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I thought he was banned from the comic for potentially making people laugh

Yes, and they have a shared cooldown on their powers ME2 style so prepare to spam the same flowchart of primers and detonators AGAIN

A return to bald. A real pig like!

gee wonder where I saw this before

return to form, it's a triumph

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The overwhelming majority of Bioware games are not worth playing. So when you think about it, Veilguard being not worth playing IS in form for Bioware.

Then why did ActMan apologised if Az was wrong and cringe? Why did Starfield and its expansion failed?

Allies act like your cooldown abilities and dont matter in actual fight and do very minimal damage even in late game

BALD

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There is a thread with the exact link RIGHT BESIDES THIS ONE

Where's the joke?

Good lord.

What link? What thread? What are you talking about? Spit it out man, you're not making any sense!

What's with those porcine traits?

I'm not sure if you're retarded for making this or im retarded for laughing at it

the game only ends when you die

What does it mean? Every game ends when you die. You othen reload your quicksave and lose 30 seconds of progress.

my body is ready, but not sure if my spirit is.

I will never get over the fact how much this character looks like my old band's bassist. he was a tall, serbian guy with long, black hair, and this was the actual face he made when tasked with playing anything complex.

thank you for your service

They could've just gone the BG3 route of making her a big futa demon tomboy but they fucked it all up

uuuuh that's a problematic opinion.
you a bigot or something?

The pig said it weird, but in RPGs that aren't gay, usually the party members can revive the MC if he's down

you can't lose unless your character dies

lmao is this real? you can really just sit and watch the NPC kill every enemies the whole game?

The qunari sounds more feminine than the brownoid pirate hag

this game is so fucked, is it supposed to be satire? why do EA keep bioware alive when they've axed actual decent studios for far less?

that art

that writing

holy fuck these guys fell off hard over a decade ago and they just KEEP FALLING

I seriously wanna pirate it and play it just to see how bad it is. Deadass.

The dickwolves situation really did a number on them

fr bruh no cap

Grandpa, it's 2024 man get with the times lmao. Everyone says it.

ong

Lord help me.

wut

what fruit did he fuck

They don't know how to be funny anymore. Too much text for a terrible punchline.

The veilguard dev team, he fucked them all with this epic comic!

Reminds me of the old days, glad I came here today.

form status ?

Returned

It'd be slow as fuck and the enemies know to target the player.
Number 1 recommendation I've heard from reviewers was "play on wasy baby difficulty" not because the game is hard, since it isn't, but because the enemies are all damage sponge slogs even on normal. Unless you want to spam the same two prime/detonate abilities the entire game."