This game is literally delaying people's suicides, so imagine if it flops

This game is literally delaying people's suicides, so imagine if it flops

Can't wait to buy shark cards for this instead of 5!

It's a new video game
Of course it's going to flop. The only question is will it flop so hard it kills gtaV along with it

Unfortunately I’m imagining it not coming out this decade

I am 100% sure that the missions will be more restrictive and the side activities more boring than RDR2's
It'll sell millions

literally delaying people's suicides

no joke, the only reason I haven't thrown my life out the window yet is just because of this game.

insider here - they shoot themselves on the foot with gtao

zoomers won't like it. 30 fps and no arcadey feeling
chuds will get mad at the story (at the end jason t ravels to favela to find and take care of lucia's kid)
uncs will realize it's rdr2 but with cars.

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Red Dead Online was fun and Rockstar doesn't miss. Seethe.

I think the hype for this game is totally overblown. It will be GTA Online with slightly better graphics in a different place. Most of the people who play Online probably won't even switch because they don't wanna give up their online characters with a ton of bullshit vehicles and weapons and the next game will take a higher spec to run. R* knows this so they will monetize it even harder to make up the difference

am i just getting old or wut
i have literally 0 excitement for this game
i won't even consider buying, or playing it, even if by some miracle it wasn't disgusting woke/anti-white trash masquerading as a "le attack everyone" game
i grew up on gta games

was

there's your problem

Am I the only one who's legitimately excited for this game?

Wake me up when GTA8 is out and they make a VR version of it. Graphics so realistic, it will be required by law to give you a notification that you're still playing a game. I wanna wake up next to my scandinavian wife then go to my ten car garage and do whatever the hell I want for the day.

This is the future since most men are just gonna drop out a society in the west while elon musks robots do everything. (and we live off of basic universal income)

I can't wait for the comparisons between how hot the girl was in the leak compared to how ugly she'll be on release.

Yeah bro, a game that has 200 million views for the first trailer. No way it outsells Elden Ring in 1 week or anything lol... right?

Doesn't help that the trailer looks like (((Jerry Springer))) shit. Celebrating the most degenerate aspects of American culture.

dude I wanna huff Lucia's eggy braps so fucking bad...

GTA has always blurred the line between racist caricatures and simply depicting reality.

it's rdr2 but with cars.

I can only hope.

game's too big to fail. GTA is the most popular game ever

inb4 tetris and minecraft or whatever

i'd put good money that the majority of gta players have never bought the games and instead pirate. I know because every single person i know has played gta and the vast majority never bought the games aside from maybe 5. I've literally never met a soul who bough gta3/vc/sa despite them being the most played games in the mid 2000s to early 2010s. Personally i pretty much only played a pirated copy of vice city for nearly 7 years since it's the only game my shitbox from the 90s could run (it could barely run, rain and any contact with water makes green artifacts and glitches and it ran at like 20 fps)

GTA8

When is that coming out?2040?

12 years between 5 and 6 so even if we assume the dev time doesn't increase that would put 8's release date around 2048.

I honestly wouldn't mind that. RDR2 was GOAT.

I'm sad I don't have a ps5, waiting for the pc release is going to suck dick

Wandering around confused simulator.

She already looks like shit.
Look at that awful bow legged walk animation.

Florida is 1000 Jerry Springer episodes every day

this is too realistic. It's problematic.

if this game is woke i might shoot lose it bros

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It's going to be full of DEI crap and they'll make the latino men gay and the white dudes will be unapologetically racists and based somehow. Also, it's going to have a 40% black cast like it's Atlanta or something.

I'm getting a PS5 Slim just for this one game lol

So its just GTA san andreas?

It doesn't matter it's gta and the world loved gtaV, no matter what they do people will buy 6
The real question is how many people will buy 7 if they ruin 6

Is anyone even hyped for this? Everything I've seen about it is just the usual slop.

im not hype for it but it's basically a day 1 buy for me. you'd have to be retarded not to want to see the new gta

I'm definitely not buying this. I fucking hate Rockstar, and I'm not giving them my money

yeah it'll be a former shell of itself

Its robbery simulator # whatever the fuck how is it gonna flop?

were done punching down

insulting comedy is banned

have fun with your boring safe for work dog shit

it's not going to flop because everyone is going to pay a billion dollars in their online store. nobody is going care about the story

How many milliseconds of input lag will GTA VI have? I'm guessing a rock solid 470ms for peak slop pleasure

Everyone on this board is so miserable lmao

I watched it and naturally it made me lose all interest in the game.

ARTICULATED VEHICLES
DEFORMABLE MUD
VOLUMETRIC CLOUDS
its gonna be a good time even if the writers pull another RDR2

Even the zoomies that I asked nephews and I also asked if they knew anyone who cared don't care about this game

That's not Half-Life 3

GTA6 will mark the death of AAA games for real, not because it's going to flop but because western AAA studios have for some reason deluded themselves into thinking that it being successful is going to save their own floundering studios but this bounce is never going to come and thus they're going to all starve to death.

I think it will miss that arcade feeling of GTA, why they keep focusing on the cinematic rdr2 bullshit when the only reason gta succeeded is because it was not a movie game

suicide?
my guy in 2013 I only smoked weed
these days I probably wouldn't shoot heroin

this is the last GTA game I'm ever seeing

running over krishna congalines

electrafied rails

points for murdering people and blowing things up

pagers

it was a different time

People who played the first 2 games in their time know that there's no place for a game like that anymore.

Maybe a retarded kid born in 2018 will think that half life 3 is coming or that it's going to be more than 10% of what made the originals good.
Either way youre fucking retarded

It's a sign of the times. There's a room full of different design committees trying to copy the success of previous products and saying things like
"no, it's impossible that gratuitous violence was fun for everyone, must be the deep story that got them"

And then you end up with pretty much any game made after 2018, either a remake or an extremely shitty parody of whatever was decent before.

My prediction is 30 million sales by week 1.

hol up
MC is white?

Yes, it's a Rockstar game.

Preach it sister.
We only need games with loot boxes and DEI elements in today, to appeal for the modern audience.
Half-Life is outdated franchise made and played but chuds and is also racist and homophobic.

That's completely delusional. You live in a fucking bubble.

You have to play as a Latina woman first. She is the actual main character. They are a couple. You have to racemix no matter what.

There's no new video game or established IP that could drop a game the week this comes out and outsell it. Literally nothing.

This was last gen Rockstar.

200 million views, wow!

There are 8 billion people on the planet, Anon. 200 million isn't even all of America entirely by itself. People really need to stop treating internet views as though some millions is a portion of the human population that is big enough to matter. You captured a whopping 20% or so of the Western World who were willing to sit down long enough to watch a trailer on a free service. Of those, maybe half will consider buying, half of them will actually buy, and then 70% of the people who buy will return it because its a garbage fire made by people who hate gamers. After all is said and done it'll sell a couple million copies but still come in at less than they spent on development and marketing, and the company will write it off on taxes as a business failure, which was the plan all along because the sales markets for luxuries simply aren't what they were back when there was an entire Western middle class with disposable income.

See

Even considering its no doubt astronomical budget, there is literally zero chance this game flops. I don't know why but GTA is one of the last standing of the old guard of AAA franchises that are immune to failure.

The most mentally ill reply in a thread full of stupid replies.
Are you mad that someone called half life 3 something that can't be sold in today's world? You really need to take your meds

Something else won't outsell it!

Which doesn't matter if it doesn't make a profit, a loss is a loss. You have to factor in how much money was spent on making it, and for Rockstar, its quite a lot - they have a staff of over 2,000 people on Western salaries, that's going to eat up millions and millions of dollars just by itself. That's before marketing, testing, revisions by corporate, actually publishing the game, and then the cut taken by the venues that sell the copies. It'll take them years to break even, if they do at all.

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i believe him. also based, i cant wait for GTAO to reach its full potential as an urban life simulator

Amazing tech demo!

You are a kid. That's why you don't know people who bought GTA san andreas. You and all the people you know weren't even drunkard sperm filling all your mom's holes when that game was already played by millions.

You must be a flat earther who thinks the earth is flat because you've only seen the flat part besides your trailer

maybe so, but you're not accounting for the hundreds of millions who live in shitholes who rarely, if ever, buy video games through legal means. 20 or so years ago, if you wanted a game you'd go to the local disc burning guy and buy a game for piss cheap. Again, this is my experience living in a shithole. Back in the day GTA meant video games. This changed after san andreas somewhat and completely changed with V because of the online shit (previous games had "unofficial" multiplayer like MTA or SAMP which could run on pirated copies. This also applies to consoles since i've literally never seen a ps2 that wasn't jailbroken

Are you ok? You have no idea what you're talking about.

this is my experience living in a shithole

Not even this explains this. You can go to any place in south america 25 years ago and people with potable water also had a console and legal games. That you grew up being poor and retarded doesn't mean the world never bought a game, retard.

That you grew up being poor

it's not that i was poor, it's that official means to get games weren't as widely available back then as they were now

What if one day we just took all anime slop away?
What would the countless weeaboos and normalfag cartoon slaves do?
The fallout would be incredible to witness

Kill yourself.

*you're

Half-Life 3 would be fucking awesome you smooth brain retard. You're the one who needs their meds lol

Don't listen to that dumb fuck. He literally has no clue what he's talking about.

no shit bro, not happening im literally gonna buy console to play this and there are a lot of people like me. cod+fifa crowd is definitely getting this one.

you are an out of touch retard