Which pokemon is your favorite non-sexually?
Which pokemon is your favorite non-sexually?
non-sexually
shit thread
non-sexually
sure anon
non-sexually
Flareon.
sexually
Glaceon.
Those 3 absolute legends
Asexual btw
I always liked weedle for some reason
Mew, ever since the first movie
These dudes are just too damn cute.
She looks like she's really angry at her pink friend
probably garchomp because its a menace
non-sexually
Why do you even need to specify this? People don’t fuck Pokémon
non-sexually
Do you really have to specify that, you fucking pedo? kys
and powerful if you let them be
I love her sexually and non-sexually
Croa gunk
if they her in the gen 5 remake would you be excited?
they be rolling
what does pedophilia have to do with fucking pokemon?
I love all water mons. Feraligator, Relicanth, Kyogre, Clawitzer, Jellicent.
Typhlosion
It would be nice, I guess. I stopped playing after gen 6. Many things changed for the worse and the dexcut cemented my decision to drop it forever
Imagine unironically saving that image and then reposting it.
Died from cringe reading the first line.
are there instructions to "laguna aggresively coerces you into giving him a blowie"
is this a script anons may re-enact irl and see results from?
I loved furret before he was a meme and will continue to love him
My fav since the start. I got the Golden Card but my bitch stepmom sold it in a garage sale while I was at school.
Also was cool that in the Pokemon manga Red starts with one
non-sexually
Larvitar
pokemon
non-sexual
I don't understand the question.
Given that image of Ninetails, especially with the mistletoe, I don't believe you.
poop
my guy
My favourite pokemon are somehow all grass types and little boingyboofs
Hmm, probably Magneton. Or maybe Quagsire. I have a huge affinity for both those lil guys. I think I'd put Magneton a little higher though.
Always hated Magnezone for fucking up my magnet boys.
Zigzagoon has always been better, fight me.
Good old entoron.
sometimes i feel weird for being the only one who doesnt want to fuck a pokemon. its like i have a human fetish or something. anyway, heres gengar
Mudkip
Someone got the sauce code for Arceus and there's a video of it running natively on PC
If you wouldn't fuck winking ponyta/rapidash marepussy then you're gay.
the cleany chilla
GOAT
Bwahaha! I am such a funny troll. Watch me completely destroy and derail this thread in just a single image.
great, now someone just needs to mod some more trainer battles into it and it'll be the best pokemon game since BW2
Hey, um, excuse me?
You have made a thread called "Which pokemon is your favorite non-sexually?" and I posted Vapwhoren. Why aren't you all super mad seething with rage and spamming at me how bad I am and that I should kill myself? Shouldn't I get at least 20 (You)s for this?
have you considered time traveling to that garage sale and buying your own card from your bitch stepmom?
Shit tier in battles, I know but the design and unique typing is sick, it flies by levitating itself
That ninetales art is gorgeous holy shit.
Alright, you've convinced me. She's my favorite sexually now.
Vaporeon was a staple on Eevee baton pass teams and it's still good as a Wish/Heal Bell bulky water. Sure, it's not impressive when everything is sitting around 130 ATK stats, but it's not the worst water type you could be using on teams. You could still use Acid Armor/Calm Mind for setup and get a lot of use out of it.
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
That would be pretty cool if they managed to add hooks to add mods to the game.
But, no, Vaporeon is sex and OP said "Non-sexually". Look, it's a troll. Why arent you all super mad right now? Where are my (You)s? This is soooo unfair.
I like Dusknoir, Skarmory, and Umbreon
Eevee!
Oh yeah, I was so impressed by the sex fox that I forgot to answer OP's question.
It's Aggron. Aggron is rad as fuck.
Lopunny
I don't know. Maybe you could use a pokemon which actually looks sexual? We know that people have canonically fucked both Lapras and Tentacruel in the games. Maybe try that post again, but with a sexy Tentacruel giving you bedroom eyes instead. It might give a better reaction.
Of course.
Pokemon are spirits seen while walking on water or simply around you when the veil is broken.
The Satanic panic is starting again
People have been feeding their sexual energy literally in the form of cumtributions.
Be prepared for AI that seems like having a personal demon that works with you. Not everyone is going to be able to see its immediately.
Russ Dizdar's Black Awakening or Chris-Chan's dimensional merge-- whatever you want to call it
>it is happening now.
...please take me seriously when I suggest to you here to try going on semen retention to raise you chrism before the 23rd of september.
When the moon is in your zodiak, let your christ oil descend and raise up over the next month.
>>it is happening now
Your mind's eye can be opened.
But Vaporeon is the avatar of sex.
Even more sexual is physically impossible.
Unironically, Gardevoir.
Psychokinetically powerful enough to create a black hole
One of the most loyal pokemon to exist
Cute princess fairy
What's not to love? Golurk is a close second.
But nobody has ever fucked a Vaporeon. Not even once.
At least one person has taken their Tentacruel into the bathtub and tried to sex it there. Canon.
Therefore, Tentacruel is mathematically more sexual than Vaporeon. This is an indisputable fact.
Non-lewd
Cubone
Lewd
Glaceon
...anon
He said "non-sexually"
Lucario too. He's a king fu jackal that shoots kamehamehas. Thats awesome.
Infernape, Lugia and Mareep
Based Glaceon enjoyer
Hey Boco, you are annoying and rather dumb.
I like her sexually, non-sexually and romantically.
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I won't try to explain (partially because I don't fathom it), but because of the source code leaking, we can open a terminal and create builds for whatever OS we want (wont always just work but because iLaptops from mac are ARM, I assume those will have the best compatibility out of the box)
There are lots of SDK's (software dev kits)
With the advent of AI making programming so accessible, you should expect a lot of really high quality fan games-- including of spinoffs.
Yeah, pretty much.
Raichu is a bro
Please don't sexualize the Golurk.
The ghost ground golem is pure.
At least you can admit it.
the choice is obvious.
Gyarados, always and forever.
runner-up: Yanmega
Kyogre and Zigzagoon
You cannae mess with the light of Lucifer
-Stoutland the Highlander
Are you prepared to use your own light and become an Aura Guardian as the spirits are wielded for evil? Your own government as much as devil, god, and idol worshipers are on the dark side abusing Order to make us docile.
Made for female poketrainer vagina.
Giratina, if no legendaries allowed then Infernape
It goes something like this.
my fucking nigga
I always thought Blaziken was the coolest. Fiery martial arts rooster, fuck year
Learning later on that female blazikens are somewhat popular in porn was a nice bonus.
Hot chicken.
I am going to kill you.
magic bounce makes it not shit tier by simply existing which is alot more than other mons can say
how can 1 line be so based
mexicans
anime pikachu is pretty cool but fat pikachu in the games is not
t. gen 1/2