Dragon Age is DOA

RDR has 5k concurrent players

it's somehow still selling more than the new Dragon Age

Bioware-xirs I don't feel so good - a new release with a paltry 5k concurrent players kicking our ass means what? Dragon Age won't even get 3k?

Everyone is buying on EA's launcher

Lol why would anyone do that

everyone is buying on EA's launcher

he doesn't know

I laughed

Id say around 40000 max players on steam

Lmfao

BASED
The EA Experience is the only way to Play the Game the way it's meant to be Played.

I love this board kek

Dragon Age is too divisive to get truly breakout numbers, all the tranny shit ensures it. It won't be close to BG3.

KEK

holy shit bro, thanks for the laugh

are you implying BG3 didn't have tranny shit? does anyone in this god forsaken board ever play video games?

The reason RDR is ahead is because is because the algorithm takes into account how long the game has been for sale. So 3 million sales over a couple of months (Veilguard) ranks lower than 100k sales in the span of a few days (RDR). It's amazing you nerds don't get this.

BG3 companions never once lectured you about their pronouns, it might as well be a rightwing game compared to Veilguard

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sorry man I agree that the roleplaying freedom of BG3 is better and you can be an asshole unlike DAV but BG3 was chock full of woke bullshit that was actually detrimental to the experience. everyone was a raging homosexual who hit on you the second you step into camp without any nuance, and the dykes in Act 2 were absolutely cringe worthy, not to mention the fact that you can make your PC an actual tranny as well. you're grasping at straws here

kek you get a (you)

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people have been waiting for that port for 14 years
(pc only players are cucks btw in case it's not clear)

oh wow! WOW! So, stunning! Hopefully you got some advice from dragon age veterans on how to remove the crease

you are 100% right that BG3 is pozzed as fuck, but that just shows just how bad it can really get like in Fagon Age
this game is somehow 100x more pozzed than an already extremely pozzed game. nobody is going to tolerate it except literal fags

Coming into contact with DaV made all trannies also return to form and instantly detransition.

…actually doesn’t this kinda prove that pc games aren’t selling

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capcom.co.jp/ir/english/data/html/explanation/2025/2nd/1.html

That's a goddamn beautiful map

I'm saying it's literally equally as pozzed, no more no less. If the companions don't collectively hit on you like horny animals I would consider that an unironic improvement over BG3. Playing as a tranny is optional and I'm too old to get angry at choices, so it's going to boil down to how abrasive the tranny qunari story is.

ahahahahahaha
this nigga
you aight bro

BG3 companions never once lectured you about their pronouns,

For me it's a huge difference between BG3 and this.

My brother in Christ

No it’s just the metric is wrong see

Holy fucking cope

If we take your train of thought to the logical conclusion then is correct but it isn’t. So it seems the cope is on your end

Your dilator simulator is selling less than a game released 14 years ago. Cope.

It's cool but looks like it would be hard to interpret?

BG3

BG2

BG1

Any videogame worth a shit

Doesn't patronize me.

black ops 6 is at the top and the player count coincides with it

Who cares? playstation and xbox exist

I'll take turning down characters hitting on me.

You enjoy your faggot gender politics baked into every fucking character and what comes off as an 11 year old with a keikaku eyes mother over their shoulder writing a character interaction.

Man chuds just can't take the L and move on huh, you'd think they'd be used to it by now.

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What mirth we find in this delusion! Forsooth, the numbers, those loyal scribes of truth, speak a tale of woe. The scrolls of SteamDB lay bare the plight of "Dragon Age™: The Veilguard," presenting a peak scarcely touched by the masses. Yet, the forlorn defender, clad in the armor of denial, rallies a feeble charge, waving the banner of a forsaken platform.

To proclaim the populace flocks unseen to another harbor, whilst the public square shows nary a crowd, is akin to the bard who insists his unseen play commands the court's rapt attention. We must marvel at the absurdity, for in truth, the game sells as poorly as a bard whose lute strings have snapped. The marketplace speaks its verdict through silence and empty coffers, not through the whispered justifications of those who cling to fantasies of crowded halls.

Thus, let us not be swayed by the desperate cries of coping, nor be seduced by the siren call of delusion. The numbers, stark and unyielding, reveal the narrative in full: "Dragon Age™: The Veilguard" finds no favor in the eyes of the multitude. To argue otherwise is to jest, and jest alone, amusing the gallery while truth stands clear and uncluttered by the fanciful mists of fabrication.

topkek

kek

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anons are all laughing at you but that's exactly where i got my copy from because it's an EA game so I get it through the EA app - same for battlefield stuff a a number of other EA games. i have a ton of games on there since i liked a lot of my older command and conquer games, crysis and such to the EA downloader account before Origin was even a thing, i also liked origin since they did that "games on the house" service where they simply gave stuff away for free like GoG and Epic does - over the years i've basically come to use every storefront besides the ubisoft store since none of their games interest me anymore and Epic games since none of their games interest me anymore - i use steam, GoG, EA app, battle.net launcher and rockstar store along with the MS store for anything microsoft that needs an xbox account.
my password manager keeps everything saved so it's no biggie trying to remember all the login infos. i'd rather not have a game tied to multiple services and just get blizzard games from blizzard or EA games from EA directly
i'm a 35yo irish/polish guy who sells fish for a living if that means anything

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I like these coping attempts. When the pre orders were low it was how Dragon Age fans dont pre order games.
Now its how everyone is buying one some other launcher.

i'm a 35yo irish/polish guy who sells fish for a living if that means anything

I'm polish kurwo and I take away your identity for buying this piece of shit. Go be Irish you paddy mcfaggotson

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yeah, tranny games aren't selling on pc

The EA App doesn’t actually work. Go buy the Dead Space Remake on there and try to play it. It’s unironically impossible.

and yet they the nerve to say Anon Babblechud lose

are you implying BG3 didn't have tranny shit? does anyone in this god forsaken board ever play video games?

No one is saying it didn't.
BG3 didn't force anything on the player, everything is an option, some things you have to deliberately look for in order to interact through some quest-lines.

Taash's quest-line is forced on you, you don't have an option to be immoral and tell them "No", it's unskippable and it's several hours long pounding it's message into your head about how Taash is "non-binary" and doesn't want to use gendered languages while dressing oddly.

nice cope
I've been playing it all day and despite the unnecessarily preachy gender bullshit it's actually a triumphant return to form for bioware and you know what? I'm having an absolute blast.

what do you mean anon? that's where i bought it and played it at launch
i still have to do the NG+ run for the special ending but i've been lazy

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most sales will come from trannystation5 though?

now this is new form of cope lol

lel

any reason you pre-ordered this slop?

Lol come on now, anon

If you laughed at: imagine it being one of the sponsored talking points. Cause why wouldn't it be.

Pretty sure it's just a shitpost, and a funny one at that. I haven't seen that talking point anywhere else

the potion is basically anus plug

i liked da1 and 2 well enough, didn't like 3 really
it's more of a real life reason, looking for a new game to play since i finished divinity 1,2 and bg3 and i'm selling my house in the next week or so, moving to a coop a few towns over and i'm looking for a fantasy game to play
i might even end up streaming it to some friends if i can get my internet installed at the new place quick enough
my cousin-in-law is that mattpat guy from game theory and he inspired me over the last winter break to start streaming again just for fun, even if i'm not making any money on it, while i continue to work my dayjob

I am not into maps but aren't animals and flavor shit like this supposed to be small so it doesn't cover up the map?

hah, nice one

It's gonna get 80k concurrent and then everyone will move on.

Do you know if anyone ordered the Dragon Age Herbology Cuddle Bundle?

it literally isn't, not even close. BG3 has nothing on the level of Taash's questline. The closest equivalent is Shadowheart's trans friend you talk to for like 30 seconds and doesn't sit you down and explain that they're trans and what being trans means and their journey towards being trans.

I like to call it the launcher of capitalism resistance, thank you EA for furthering our cause one season pass at a time

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dumb nigger

kill yourself

A fantastic return to form for the EA launcher

Pc players don’t play games

Adding numbers to unnumbered games is probably the biggest indicator someone is brown there is.

It's already made back 5x its budget and it hasn't even released in all regions. It doesn't matter if concurrent players go down, EA already won.

10/10 bait. well done.

proofs?

I'm having a blast downloading EA's launcher so I can play this tomorrow

This. I bought Cyberpunk on GOG too

I played bg3 for like a hundred hours. It definitely had woke shit in it but nowhere near what I've seen in dav.

what are you, retarded?

t.got gay raped after wanting to see a magic trick

all the thirdworld scum like russians and BR's buy anything thats shat out by R*

1m1j

BG3 lets you kill everyone. You don't like you companion, you can kill him. They even have fully animated and custom gory death scenes for most of the companions for deaths on hire. Astarion can be knifed, Karlach decapitated, Gale amputated, Minsc murdered. Heck, it's easier to kill Minthara than hire her.

Big difference with forced narrative of Bioware that forces ideologies on you whether you want it or no.

guys, I'm telling you, the dragon age name is too big to fail. I won't be surprised at all if it hits 15-20k concurrent players. Its going to do moderately well and everyone will treat it like some big success story even though it just barely scraped by on being profitable, and quickly forgotten about in a couple months

Expecting 500-ish players is nonsense.

15k-20k would a complete disaster for Bioware anon
Their Mass Effect remaster did 50k. A new Dragon Age game needs to do more than that.

I must be the lightest dark dude ever then

15-20k

It would mean huge flop
Even 50k would most likely lose money

topkek anon
good job

Today, this is said jokingly, but I guarantee that tomorrow when the concurrent player count is shit, this argument will be made for real.
Screencap this.

put me in the screenshot reddit

The Monster Hunter Wilds beta is coming out in a few hours on PC, you really think people would rather play this tranny garbage over a free demo for the sequel to one of the biggest ARPGs on Steam?