Why does Anon Babble hate this game again?

Why does Anon Babble hate this game again?

can kill every character you don’t like

can have a harem of naked women around you at all times

unparalleled level of player agency, choice, and consequence

Potential for no play through to be exactly the same

engaging combat

fun characters

coomerpilled sex scenes

but because you can be gay, even though this is never once forced onto the player and reaponds to the choices you make in the game, its le woke and bad. I don’t understand. This game should be praised here to the point its a meme

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its not fun

i liked the game as an adventure, but the combat system was what really killed the overall fun for me

It's called Baldur's Gate 3 but plays like Divinity: OS 3.
The end game (act 3) is extremely boring, I got to level 12 the town right before you get into Baldur's Gate and the fights afterwards are all the same (minus the one in Shadowheart's temple, that one was actually tough to play around).

life is woke because you can be gay

Let's see.

gays and dykes exist, at all

niggers in a european fantasy setting

every woman who is not shadowheart is some ugly STRONG WOMAN, wrinkly hag, dyke or quirky beast race girlboss

shadowheart is a proud gigawhore who will obviously leave you when she gets bored to get gangbanged

the men meanwhile are all handsome, zesty, soft and emotional and of course "bisexual"

the writing is never allowed to be actually serious or mature because everytime something "grim" or serious happens someone will quip, say something "witty" or sarcastic or something quirky will happen. Or one of the companions will just go "YES HELLO SEX DO YOU WANT TO DO SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX SEX SEX"

none of the characters feel like real people, they just feel like fanfiction characters. The game is not gripping or immersive for anyone who isn't a woman

the game itself just carries the feeling of something made for women, including the mentioned lack of anything actually appealing to men and critical role tone to the storytelling

baldur's gate, which was supposed to be a human city is now full of non-humans and you can talk about how incredibly diverse it is

all returning baldur's gate charactere are butchered and ruined

Larian felt the need to point out that white men played the game

unironic cock-loving faggots worked on the game

Thats about it

For me it's

Male

human, elf or drow, tallest option possible

battle master, barbarian or a swords bard

dark urge

glaw Gale's hand off

stake Astarion

have an "accident" with Wyll that results in his death

recruit all 3 girls and venture forth

silly Halsin fucks up and fails his quest

niggers in a european fantasy setting

It's a burger fantasy setting, retarded mutt

I agree with you on eveything except

engaging combat

I'm tired of getting lied to by incompetant RPG devs. The only good part about BG3 was Act 1, the part that was publicly available to the public for years. It completely changes shift and becomes a linear boring slog starting in Act 2 and especially Act 3.

Larian is literally the Bethesda of CRPG devs. Maybe it will be good in a few years with mods, just like DOS2.

i disagree, though i can understand why the combat may seem unfun, which i think may have to do with the player’s class. I had a great sense of discovery and adventure and I enjoyed the combat. i’ve done 3 playthroughs as a human paladin, half-elf sorcerer, and a drow bard. Sorcerer was the most fun gameplay wise and bard was the most fun story and dialogue wise

This style of fantasy is european-inspired. Especially considering Americans don't really have any culture older than a couple hundred years and their "native" fantasy just boils down to "OH MY LAWD THERE BE THEM NO GOOD SKINWALKERS IN DEM WOODS"

Act 2 is fine because you can still go back to act 1 whenever you feel. Act 3 is when they drop the ball though

This
One of the worst baits is that you can do a lot of ally with ketheric and then it always ends in the same result (him dying) the RPG aspect only exists in the first act, the rest of your decisions do not matter at all.

BG3 is a faggot game

>all returning baldur's gate charactere are butchered and ruined

Give me 4 examples

Anon Babble doesnt hate it. A few schizos hate it because they hate everything. You can tell they have severe mental issues because they straight up refuse to accept its popular or did well, and pretend Larian somehow hired millions of pajeets to buy copies and then say it was good as some clever ruse.

I like it, I just wish there were different body types (for women).

I want my harem to consist of a large muscular woman, a thicc voluptuous woman and a skinny woman.

It is not realistic for every person to look the exact same.

I don't play faggot games.

It's really that simple. Make attractive characters, make interesting writing, and I'll play your game. I really don't have a lot of requirements.

le shizos

Not gonna read your post. You will never belong here, discord tourist.

People got filtered by the DnD combat and having to read

Game

You keep using that word

It's based on 5e, the version that was designed for literal normalfags who never played dnd before. And the fact its a videogame makes it even more simplistic.

Im sorry, did I trigger you? Do you need a safe space? Did you forget your meds?

european fantasy setting

You're plane hopping across multiple dimensions

I don't know about you, but you seem like the "triggered" one to me.

I am aware. Like I said, these people got filtered having to read.

there's shit in my food, but i can throw it away and eat the rest

kys OP you waste of semen and oxygen

You responded to him first. Ergo, you're the triggered one.

Wait for the full release of Veilguard and watch every come crawling back apologizing after being reminded what actual woke looks like.

ok i’ll go in order

gays exist and you can brutally murder them

not european fantasy

not true

projection

projection

untrue

untrue

what?

which is a main conflict for act 3

untrue

ok?

you also post here

I'm not egotistical enough to be entirely enticed to play a game solely because I can take over and make decisions on behalf of everyone like I'm some two bit burger joint sleazy manager
BG3 has NO reason to keep you playing, the lame attempt at "oh no you have a ticking time bomb in your skull" gets removed 5min later when they immediately tell you said bomb is special and might never explode at all so feel free to take your time
How about your add an active narrative to your game instead of the entire experience being a game of waiting until *I* take a step and the game passively reacts to me?
It should be the other way around

Larian found it necesary to include gays and dykes in the game and waste time making gay romance shit. All your squealing about hoe "B-BUT YOU CAN KILL!!!" is useless when the developers made the concious, universaly agreed on decision to put gay shit in the game and recorded mocap gay sex.

an rpg should have as little restrictions as possible while not forcing the player to do anything, which bg3 achieves.

tfw barbarian orc that just wanted to be left alone

By your own argument they also made conscious decisions to allow the player to kill such npcs so your argument is moot.

I hate that so much of the investment into the game is in the side characters who I don't give a single fuck about. I guess the only good thing is that you can just kill them all or ignore them entirely.

tranny cancer

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BEAR BROKEN

This image is great because it always summons a dozen butthurt trannoids who insist how hilarious this is and how everybody else just needs to go outside and touch grace.

it is pretty funny, gonna clutch your pearls white boy?

They used pedo logic as an excuse for their zoophilia "joke" sex scene because you can't criticize it is it's gay or they'll ban you
I wish death on all homosexuals

more like big gay 3

captcha: tkd

this is based because of the sheer amount of seething it causes

Too photorealistic. Needs a better art style like Divinity.

No, just gonna watch the replies trundle in because you fags cant help yourself lol.

Interesting, I also played Sorc and thought that the combat is fun. Did people really fall for the human warrior meme and then were forced to rightclick everyone like a retard?

even though this is never once forced onto the player

There were some problems in the earlier patches were you got gay out of nowhere scenes with the male party members, and even now you have to be careful not to act too friendly with them.

I find it pretty fun honestly.

Doing mocap for sex scenes must be incredibly awkward in general. Can't imagine a less sexy situation than having to hump someone while both of you are in mocap suits and two dozen guys with 40 cameras are recording it all from every conceivable angle.

Let's see

you can kill everyone you don't like and it's a valid story option, you can be a based gay destroyer and it's a valid option

same argument, also all niggers except for Wyll are nonimportant NPCs

why are physically strong women bad again? I'm surprised you complained about faggots in the game when you are one.

you're just making shit up now

why should men be ugly, this is some troon projection here -i'm ugly so no woman in media should be beautiful

again making shit up, there's plenty serious and the sex scenes aren't intruding in important story dialogue at all

non of the fantasy characters seem like real people, again tranny trying to project and self instert

what do you even mean by made to appeal to women, this is the lowest quality bait in this shitty reply, it's not pink princesses and rainbows, I don't see how it appeals to any gender

the US is supposed to be a white country but is full of niggers so another strawman argument

no they're not, stop pretending you're some BG1/2 gigafan and old good new bad

Larian did not do anything of the sort, there was an article by IGN about that, again twisting the turth here

unironic cock loving faggots are everywhere these days, they most probably make dinner and run your country

Larping tranny moment

there are 5 girls retard

Give me sex loli mods and i'll think about it.

european fantasy setting

It's Faerun you shit-eating mongoloid. It's not European and homosexuals are the least degenerate thing about it.

For me personally? I don't like turn-cringe combat. If it were an action-rpg I would have bought it.

it's just good old contrarian Anon Babble
they got triggered by an optional bear sex scene and one ONE fucking tranny character who happens to be a circus freak
the lesbian couple kinda, maybe? idk i find lesbians hot but what can i say i'm heterosexual

Aesthetically repulsive, I don't like the comedic tone of the game, I don't like faggotry.
I rather play some old RPGs or DAO than this.

Do you think anyone is going to take you seriously with that over exaggerated bait?

It's not "can be gay" it's those digusting fucking faggots trying to hit on you. Gay romance should be locked behind an option

V dosent.
For all the woke you can do in this game, it offers some non woke choices. Enough to endure the woke.

why do you hate this one le heckin valid tranny, bigot?

downplaying is not gonna work here, 1 is more than enough to shit on your faggot game, troon

it is a literal circus freak and so over top ugly and cringe that it comes across as trolling