Idk if I can do this any longer bros

idk if I can do this any longer bros

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Why force yourself to keep licking the tranny cat knot? There are plenty of better games to play.

the funny thing is this game was already shit before DT, this is just the way most retards are figuring it out

everyone unanimously hates it

"i know, let's do more of it!"

i bet they convinced themselves that all the criticism is solely due to the VA being a tranny

You WILL speak to Wuk and you WILL like it

implying i play with the tranny voice on

yes but the story was kino
yoshi-p is arrogant after the success of xiv and has lost the humility that allowed them to save the game in the first place.

no it wasn't, it got close to being good in SHB and never attempted such lofty heights ever again

no [good news]

shiggy

Hey, where's Wuk Lamat?

Awesome thanks for letting me know that there's no reason to reup my sub OP.

WukGODS keep winning

more wuk lashit

just come check if the game is any good near the end of the expansion
its what I do for wow

have you guys tried not being neurotic and demanding an 11/10 with every single patch

also have you guys tried not larping as Anon Babble posters in 2007 with the way you have a total screaming hissy bitch-nigger fit about wuk lamat when she's mediocre at best and at worst

I don't get it.
Is his face skin or fur? I can see some fur texture on the shoulders, but his face and neck look like skin.

I fucking can't take it anymore bros.

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I don't get why people keep playing this game
friendless retards? friendless homos? trannies seeking validation?

have you tried putting a toaster in the bath?

have you tried not being a nervous wreck about an MMO

KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

Completely hilarious interaction

I encourage you to find the nearest 100+ foot bridge

I encourage you to find where you left your personality.

tfw I almost resubbed but realized nothing in DT made me happy except the raid tier and that dungeons weren’t total snoozefests

no, really
you have nothing to live for
your very existence makes the world worse
kill yourself

You can tell me to kill myself as many times as you like. Final Fantasy XIV?

I fixed her

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yeah man "ehhh sugoi desu ne?" fixes her weak writing and overbearing amount of dialogue

i personally am legitimately looking forward to 7.1 and beyond because "write her better" is such a nebulous thing for them to even say, but they're not scrapping whatever plans they had for the story and for her up to 7.3 just because they flopped, and that is commendable to me

it's dead and retards like you killed it
put the gun
in your mouth

I've played with JP since the start and avoided all videogame boards for a while to avoid spoilers and I had to stop playing to come vent because I couldn't stand this stupid bitch getting in my way every hour. It's relentless. Only then I found out the EN version was voiced by some faggot and everyone else also hated WL.

Whatever you say, Genshin Impact kiddy.

I wonder what she's like in german.

Alcoholics Anonymous for FFXIV players vibes going on in this post, hi my name is Jerry and I've hated Wuk Lamat for seventeen weeks. Hiiii Jerry.

less typing
more dying

Skip cutscene?

<yes>

That doesn't fix the horrendous writing, her status as a black hole Mary Sue, and the fact that she hijacks the story and gets shoved down your throat in every damn scene. Her voice isn't the problem. I mean it doesn't help, but it's not the problem. Her Japanese voice still sounds awful, it's just instead of a man trying to sound like a woman it's a woman trying to sound like a man. Her German voice is pretty good though.

So how much Y'shtola is in Dawntrail? Any kind of significance?

le black hole sue

There's no Wuk Lamat in Deep Dungeon

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How many failures will they let yoshitpiss make? Maybe Barry was right, but ffXV and forspoken are still literal garbage lmao

Basically none and no, her most notable role in anything going on is sounding like she was recording from inside a battleship during some lines very late in the expac. Probably a plot change or second recording session and she did it from home

Endwalker was a decent ending to the story anyway. In a few years I will do NG+ of ARR to EW to experience it again but it seems like 7.0 and onward are doomed.

As many as he wants while the tranny limsa larpers keep reupping their subs. So little quality goes into each update anymore, they can probably halve their subscriptions and still turn a profit.

For someone who says FF14 is going to be his life's work into the next decade, he sure does seem to be going out of his way to make sure it craters into the fucking ground

demanding an 11/10 with every single patch

They charge $15 every month on top of a $40 buy-in and $40 expansions. Every fucking week between patches should be an 11/10 for a game that costs $180 + ~$20 per year on average.

Just some food for thought: Elidibus was universally hated as well, until 5.3. What if they pull one of those?

Elidibus wasn't "universally hated," he was just a boring character with no presence.
Wuk Lamat is the exact opposite of that. She's a terrible character who's forced down your throat. The only "redemption" she could get is strapping her to a rocket and sending poochie back to her home planet.

Wuk Lamat is the response to people not liking Zero
it's like when america nuked the fuck out of japan in response to pearl harbor

doesn't matter, older MMOs didn't deliver anywhere near as much on anywhere near as regular a schedule and still wanted similar amounts of money, sometimes more

this game is never going to have a fortnite release schedule, don't try and meme it into happening before you're still here six months from now ranting about how it /needs/ to /improve/ as 7.3 approaches

go play something else in the meantime and yes this is an argument, if you're bored fuck off, unsubscribe and play something else, the hypnotist watch does not need to be dangled in front of your face at absolutely all times

what?

Im more interested in the :"ailed" timeline

This was AI generated

Failed*

Have they even showed what will be the first Variant Dungeon?

so what you will, I'm willing to eat this shit sandwich as long as I don't have to hear about Ancients and Ascians again

they convinced themselves that people didnt like her because they didn't put her in the forefront enough
im not even fucking kidding

Very well. I will skip the MSQ and do only the raids, and unsub between the patches. As a true vacation expansion.

no, because that's probably not coming until 7.2 or 7.3

there'll probably be something for altima with the arcadion what with that giant glyph in the teaser art but it'll also be the first time she's been mentioned since... literally ARR, so it's w/e to me

they didn't put her in the forefront enough

So who was in the forefront in DT then?
Wasn't WoL.
Wasn't Erenville.
Wasn't Krile.

Wuk Lamat is a complex character.

furfags really ruin everything

Yoshi-P has a very bad taste in women.

Wuk Lamat could possibly become a mainstay thanks to Kate and the troon

HATE

elidibus was a blank slate with a few mysterious lines so they could do anything with him

if wuk lamat suddenly becomes decently written is just brings into question why they subjected us to her retardation for 20 hours straight

People like you need to be studied in a lab. It's like you're genetically hardcoded to be a slave.

Welcome to Square-enix circa 2004.
I don't know why people thought YoshiP was special when he's been rubbing elbows with Kitase for over a decade.

I'd like you to know that I laughed at your joke.

Your butthole burns so bad, dude.

I can't believe they're doubling down on Wuk. Is yoshitpiss genuinely retarded?

Don't worry anon, my time machine is almost ready and I'll go back in time and save Kate from becoming a disgusting woke fujoid.

you're a fucking cocaine addict demanding your next fix comes faster and faster and you have the nerve to even """ironically""" complain other people are sheep

The real fix is skipping all of ffxivs story

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Doma for Domans.

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HEIL BROTHELS

yeah ok wuk lemutt sucks.
Can we talk about the REAL issue? 4-5 months is TOO LONG for this fucking drip fed content.

noooo you can't just expect the product you're paying for to be good

what kind of retarded logic is that

put the glass pipe down

uh your 2000 S Ranks?

not even the same eyes, nose or chin

I genuinely do not think this game could survive 3 more patches with poochy lamat .1 was always gonna be locked in well before the expac was out but if they aren't hard course correcting by .2 then this shits seriously gonna be in trouble.

On a positive note, I like VPR

stop defending shit
I've played P2W gookslop that had a better patch cycle

The way I fill the time gap is I stop giving them money whenever I'm not playing and I go play Monster Hunter instead or something. Idk sounds like a skill issue to me that some of you are still subscribed even when you don't think it's "worth it"

Very blatantly thrown in late in development.
Her lines all sound like they were banged out in a single take from over a Zoom call, and her presence in the story is one-note identifying what is and isn't a portal to another shard.

Once you discover the secret reason for her love of tacos and peace you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds.

"One 90$ mount made more money than shitrail"

chat is this real?!

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I'm fucking checked out. I was mulling that I might resub in the period 7.1 and 7.2 and double dip to get the PVP FOMO shit but I'm not sure if it's even worth it.

For fuck's sake who wants more Wuk Lamat?
Wuk Lamat fucking sucks. I mean, are the directors not aware of this?
Who went "Oh, I think Wuk Lamat is a great character and I want to see more of her?" instead of "Please, please fucking kill her."?

non-XIV player here
who is wuk lamat and why are they shown so often all of a sudden? what's so special about them?

What would have to happen in 7.1 MSQ for you to resub?

i adore viper mechanically but aesthetically it's SO BLAND and it's double weird for a job that's supposed to be referencing zidane. and it's triple weird because at high levels the job turns into a flailing glowing seizure and still manages to come off as bland to me

like said i do like viper A LOT mechanically, highest APM job that hits like hell but has no defensives is comfy
lmfao you're exactly the genshin impact kids mentioned earlier in the thread

Why are tanks so mean? :(

we will make this series about a gay and lame furry tranny

Extremely violent poochie death with zero hope of it ever coming back

I would rather let someone bang my nuts with a rubber hammer than endure this again

genshin won btw

are the directors not aware of this?

YoshiP has been neck-deep in FF16 for the past few years, I have extreme doubts that he's even gone through the DT story beyond getting weekly updates from Hiroi and taking them at face value.

Yoshi-P is aware that everyone from around the world fucking hates her but he thinks you're all wrong and if he just gives her a bit more screentime you'll eventually see the light. Wuk Lamat is his Lightning.

I never resubbed for X.1 patches. Not enough content.

genshin won but not because of its dogshit story

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Wuk Lamat is Tural's (adoptive) princess and she crosses the pond to beg for (You)r help because there is a 0% chance of her winning without some pretty extreme help, specifically from the world's greatest hero. If she doesn't win there's a high probability that the new winner will thrust all of Tural into a pointless invasion war against Eorzea and Othard with a 0% chance success rate for Tural. She is shown because the game is in "down time," the longer running story since 1.0 is over as of Endwalker (patch 6.0) and they're going in different directions now that a universe level threat is extinguished and the power-cap and setting-cap have peaked.

Wuk Lamat herself isn't really special beyond apparently (it's not really displayed well) having good leadership skills and being a Mega Man X pacifist where she desperately wants everybody to play nice, but knows you have to hit people sometimes. She has too much screen-time even in light of being Dawntrail's pseudo-protagonist. Your playable character takes on a mentor and supportive role but this is also not illustrated very well.

Older MMOs didn't need to deliver content as quickly, because when they did update, they added fundamental features that lasted for the life of the game or were extreme challenges that would take a much longer time to engage with and complete. Even when these challenges were completed, there was incentive to run them multiple times for more reasons than increasing item level by 10 or getting an ugly mount, since items had many more types of modifiers than "+1 damage"

Meanwhile, when XIV updates, it's to streamline, remove, or even retroactively destroy content for the sake of the trust system, while providing almost nothing for people who value MMOs or even just RPGs in general. XIV in its current state is a story book for retarded children whose brains have melted by FoTM anime and Discord ERP groups

imagine not just instantly telling him to eat shit lmao

because when they did update, they added fundamental features that lasted for the life of the game

Holy shit the rose tint on these glasses

sis your ultimate?

why are the devs/writers so retarded? do they really think we're all just going to stay forever?

do they really think we're all just going to stay forever?

Where have you been the past 10 years? Every game is designed to be a Forever Game. Every game is designed to be a Service. It's so strange now to have games you install, play, and uninstall that people thought Palworld was a scam when they finally "beat" the mechanics.

You're all just mad because you weren't the main character. :^)

Yes. You might fuck off to greener pastures but a lot of people made this game their Second Life and aren't willing to give it up so easily. People still play WoW nowadays after all.

FFXIV was about the rise and glory of you, the player, and all the adventures you've went on, culminating into a grand finale during the last expansion.
With the latest expansion, we've been invited to start a new adventure.
Only, the adventure is no longer about us. It's about Wuk Lamat.
This isn't inherently a bad thing; training a disciple could be fun.
The problem is: she's not our disciple. She's a literal Mary Sue who gets everything handed to her and every single plot point she's involved with gets solved by literal handwaving.
I wouldn't have a problem with experiencing the world as a bystander if the main character was at least charming or fun to be around.
But good god, Wuk Lamat is INSUFFERABLE. She has not a single good quality to her.
That the English VA is done by a faggot pretending to be a woman just makes it even worse.

And now we're hearing that we're getting even more of her for some godforsaken reason.
My headcanon is that Yoshi-P is tired of directing FFXIV and this is all a desperate attempt at destroying it all.

I am too busy pushing my cock in and out of Y'shtola to worry about whether the game is sucking me off.

FFXIV has zero competition in Japan because every western MMO (including WoW) doesn't have a Japanese localization.

is it true you get banned in XIV for 24 hours for saying "cato sexo" around y'sholta?

Hell probably made more than the last 5 years of XIV expansions combined

Why would they majority change things when it’s been like this was 10 years? Are you stupid or a newfag?

PAY VOICE ACTORS WHAT THEY'RE FUCKING WORTH!!

Only if there's a German player next to you, because EU FFXIV follows German censorship laws primarily and that means they're much harsher about naughty language and "adult" talk than NA and JP. Though somebody still has to be going out of their way to report you in any region.

Wuk Lamat can be the main character. I'm mad because I'm forced to be around her story when I could be around a better one, like Estinien did.

Based on what? Germoids are all degenerate furfags and sissies

Yes, she sends you to the Time Out room where all you can do is look at Y'shtola lewds.

it really does come down to "this game needs to update as often as fortnite or genshin or else i, the customer around which the sun revolves, will lose interest"

That is a large part of it, yes.
I play FFXIV for the emotional involvement of rising as a nobody to someone strong enough to protect anything my character holds dear.
Dawntrail was supposed to be a vacation. A victory lap.
Instead we got some terribly written fanfiction that has honestly soured my experience to such an extent that I'm done playing FFXIV forever.
For me the game has ended. The story is over.

By the time you get to do Dawntrail content, you've had over 100 hours of people sucking you off as the Chosen One. Anyone who still needs the game to adore them after all of that has deep insecurities. The issue was never about not being the main character, it was that they wrote a piss-poor mentor role for the player.