This board will implode in FIVE hours!

This board will implode in FIVE hours!

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whoa cant wait for v to discuss steam charts
Gonna be freaking sweet bros

I can't fucking wait

Bioware will be closed down by 2026

Is anyone on this board actually going to play it though?

Can't wait to see you fags shits on or defend a game neither of you played

I'll probably pirate it unfortunately

Me. but I first will have to finish previous dragon ages. ofc I will pirate them all

Implying SLURPza wouldn't be the one to GUZZLE that SHIT on release and LOVE it

Overwhelmingly Positive

Most of us are probably just going to go on Twitch to see, no way will anybody who's not mentally ill or californian spend a single cent on this crap

whos ready to see chuds get btfo hard again? Atleast you'll be used to it for week lol

Steam charts are Anon Babble's favorite video game.

I was going to pirate it because I wanted to side with Solas and tear the veil down but everything I've seen in the game (and no it wasn't the "woke" stuff you stupid chuds) made me just completely uninterested in playing. I'll just look up the endings.

They ruined my gay husband...

I personally really like the look of the environments and would be interested in pirating just to look around, if not for the beyond ugly characters.

This but unironically. I predicted 20k on Concord and lost bigly. I'm predicting DA will hit 60k.

How is anyone who played DA:I not old enough by now to recognise Solas as the absolutely retarded piece of shit that he is? I can sort of understanding liking him when you're a retarded teen but that was a long-ass time ago.

You're a fucking retard

WHAT THE FUCK

overSHITtingly SLURPative

5 hours? I can do a lot of barves in 5 hours

Goku LOVES moe-sluts.
He would never do that.

Steamchartsbros... We are SO fucking back.

I'm guessing 30-60k too.

i'm actually looking forward to it. not going to buy it, of course

Hell no but I will enjoy watching reviewers tear its asshole, if Shill Up gave it a damning review out of all people I can only imagine what the others with actual standards are gonna be saying

Reminder that Goku HATES moeshit, and moeshit triggers him into PSYCHOku mode.

t. chud

Millions must play

No, jesus why submit myself to this? I'm only here for the news. There are plenty of better games to play.

playing video games

Huh?

Who the fuck cares about this slop, MGQ Paradox Part 3 is finally releasing in less than 24 hours.
I unironically guarantee it'll sell more.

WAAAH TEARING DOWN THE VEIL WILL MAKE SOME HUMANS LIVES HARDER FOR A WHILE

too bad so sad.

GoKEK hates moesh-ACK

if/when this game completely shits the bed i might pick it up for cheap through one of those key resellers. that or pirate it, ill see

releasing on HALOween is fitting indeed. total freakshow

No I will be watching webms posted here

Schizoku..

....is moeshit but taco eaters

Yeah, gonna be fun as hell seeing steamDB screencaps for the following two weeks.

5 you say?

HE DID IT!
HE GOT THE NUMBERINO!!!

Way to ruin Halloween, BioEAware. We could have a day dedicated to horror / spooky games, but instead the board is going to drown in the usual threads. Migrating to Anon Babble and Anon Babble until the shitstorm passes.

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Troons rejoice! This is our era!

AAAAAA

Yes we're owning the chuds by giving EA money

I will watcg Asmongold playing it

You see so much anti-Valve and anti-Steam shilling because publishers are furious that Steam charts show it plain as day when their slop flops. With other storefronts they can hide it.

No. I was disappointed by DA2, mixed feelings with ME3 and Inquisition and disgusted by Andromeda. No more chances for these fucks.

I said 4k for concord and got btfo too, I will say 20-25k for veilguard

Can't wait for the reviews to start coming in. Think they'll average around the 41% mark.

FORM = RETURNED TO
PUZZLES = SOLVED
PUSH UPS = MADE
PRONOUNS = RESPECTED
STUDIO = CLOSED

I'll give it a pirate to see by how much ShillUp was underselling how bad it is

ShillUp

He made it seem the game was complete garbage even without mentioning the wokeshit.

lol

My guess is around 10-15K. I've seen well received games on Steam in top 5 best sellers debut at sub 15k. I predict DEIguard doing well on PS5 and flopping on PC.
Steamies are more conscious about the slop they buy than conslow players in general.

I think you're low balling it. 200k sold first week, peak of 80k.

Who the fuck plays videogames anymore?

I cant wait to see how the russian lolcow is going to seethe.

It's free

I KNEEL

Depends how fast the pirate version drops.
Might play and shitpost with the rest of the anons.

He said he'd wake up early(probably 11AM for him) to play the game.