Slay the Princess

You may fascinate a princess by giving her a piece of cheese.

God I love Witch and Thorn.
We dead tho. Its been an honor my dudes.

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So are you guys slaying the Princess for Halloween?

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I want to marry Tabitha!

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What a crock of shit

Probably not, it's going to be a busy day for me.

Actually, I think it's a slice of American.

I want Tower to step on me. Is that normal?

I'm working on some fan stuff on the side and I'd rather dump it here than post it on sites that I hate, so I hope we aren't completely dead yet.

Absolutely.

she can float, so she chooses just the correct force to make you squirm but still live

i can see the appeal

considering buying the artbook

but don't want to finance more development of SH since I don't care for it

think of the millions of sonyfags that paid for Sony to kill Japan Studio and finance Concord

order the artbook

Here's for Abby to buy another spiked buttplug or whatever, you goddamn freak

SH's already been financed at this point thoughbeit. Think of it as helping finance whatever comes next

But where will I post my STP coomer bait?

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Chapter II: The AI Slop

Had to hand animate the entire game and then scan it digitally

She deserves it. Woman's clearly a masochist.

SEXOOOOOO

We shall meet again when their Disco clone is announced, duh

That’s years away, current plan is to finish Scarlet Hollow. There’s supposed to be an update sometime soon to flesh out Episodes 1-4 and Episode 5 comes sometime next year.

That’s years away

Good.

Should I play it?

We dead tho.

What do you mean? We had the fastest thread on Anon Babble yesterday.

Remember bros, if a lady tells you she doesn’t have a knife you should believe her.

step away from me Princess

*wills the blade to becomes a comically large electromagnet*

I was born to kneel to her

reminder

Defiant Apotheosis, throwing the knife in her eye
Luring Eye of the Needle out in the open and attacking her
Drowned Grey
The Razor, Arms Race
Hide in shadows, Lure Den into the tunnel and stab her
Killing Wounded Wild
Jumping out of the Window with Wraith
Burned Grey
The Razor, Mutally Assured Destruction
Deconstructed Damsel
Find the Stranger
Kill Happily Ever After

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You would never.

I sure wouldn't.
The reason these work, even the ones where you're giving a Princess what she wants, is because YOU are rejecting HER. Some are ambiguous and you choose that context to get the new ending at the conclusion. It has nothing to do with needing to be cruel, but ultimately many of them are cruel because the Princess loves you and never really rejects you even if you hurt her immensely.

Nigger

:3

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Cute doggy!

narrator when his plan finally works out in HEA

Who did you get for your first blind 5? Mine were Stanger, Damsel, Prisoner, Tower, and Razor in that order.

Baby making sex with the princess

wrong kind of slaying

Tower, Damsel, Prisoner, Nightmare, Witch.

What did the devs mean by this?

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He doesn't impregnate her with his megapotent ubersperm that slowly kills her in 9 months time because she got 72+ babies growing out of her still mortal and therefore frail at the time womb all at once.

Bro do you even slay?

So fucking ugly and unappealing I don't get how this was made by the same hands.

the full name

Holy tumblr

Prisoner, Damsel, Thorn, Nightmare, Stranger

I think she's really into incest but she's too cowardly to let it into the world. Why else make such a incest bait character?

I thought passion was supposed to make better and more appealing projects than the ones made for money.

No one makes something like StP the way they made StP without passion.

But wasn't stp literally "We're running out of money we need something to pay the bills" while SH is their life's work?

Only thing I know for certain that StP was meant to be a minor project but I doubt they are making these games literally to make money

I would wait until they're done unless you're really interested on it. Since they made StP after learning with SH is understandable that all they learned from this game is (hopefully) going to improve the next chapters.

Drowned Grey (not one of those brainlets abandoning the head, I slain her intentionally to see what will happen)
Adversary, satisfied
Wraith
Stranger
Witch (backstabbed her)

also the first first time, in the non-extended demo, I first got clobbered in a way that would put me on the path to Tower, but only Adversary that was called Tower was there before the rewrite

Leaving the Dragon? Also abandoning the Fury

Her middle name only comes up once if you have the Book Smart trait and look at an old medical record and it’s implied she fucking hates it.

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I only remember getting the Good ending. Then I decided to enter with no blade and got freaked by the arm thing and got the Witch>the Wild. The rest is a blur but I remember the Moment of Clarity, the Razor , maybe the Tower.

Behold! The perfect thread!

I'm making a completely unrelated to STP animation right now and i want to sneak in a blatant reference to the witch in there for a few frames since she fits one of the characters way too much.
I humbly request you give me the most recognizeable/favorite of yours ingame sprites/screenshots of her. Ones that if a knower would see on an unrelated character he'd immediately think "THATS THE WITCH GODDAMMIT".

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So fucking ugly and unappealing I don't get how this was made by the same hands

Same, I'm not wanting this character to look like a sex goddess but as it has been made in such an off fashion way that invokes a sense of unease that is comparable to the uncanny valley.

it is a horror game
of course it is not going to look pretty

She doesn't look grotesque in an "off" way or something (not that she would even need to since it's not like she's the monster) the artstyle is just really fucking ugly and unappealing which is extremely funny considering how they show all of the shades of mentally ill tranny faggots you can apparently date in that game

Where can one find all the chibbi versions of the princess, preferably in a higher quality?

Demo: Tower

Bought the game: Damsel
Witch
Prisoner
Beast
Nightmare

Razor, Fury (Tower), Damsel (derealed), Spectre, Eye of the Needle

Meant for

Looks fine to me. It's definitely a style that'll turn some people off though.

In vanilla last year around this time it was Stranger, beheaded Prisoner, back stabbed Witch, stabbed Wild and stabbed Razor

In PC blind it went Stabbed HEA, 3 point shot Caged, stabbed Den, ribbons Apotheosis, and abandoned Dragon

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supporter pack

Sex with R-ACKK

God imagine her stabbing you right when you cum…

Cousin is barely incest, it's legal in most of the world

To me it feels like is trying to go for cartoonish but stoped before achieving the full exaggeration. Too realistic to be stylish and too stylish to be realistic (this mostly applies to the character design, the rest is fine)

will anything work, or is there a certain emotion you want her to convey in her pose

Smug ones preferrably.

The frame where she throws dust in your eyes is the most iconic to me

vvitch face

I don't think they're capable of making a passionless project, to be honest. I suspect it started as "hey, here's a fun idea for a smaller scale project we could do to fill the release schedule" and evolved into "okay, but it's absolutely necessary to include path 25-B because it serves as a narrative mirror of path 14-C, which culminates with what we're trying to do thematically with the ending here, and, and, and"

*third world

:3

:3 ~~~~~<====3

In that case, probably this, the one where she's closing the door on you or her sand attack

*gives you the pristine blade*

What was Witch’s fucking problem

trust issues

what is the secret to get real options in Cage?
I always feel locked into the same ending

She was expecting a hero and you either stabbed her (or tried to retrieve the blade to stab her)

First person you ever meet seems nice and then just stabs you in the back
I would be a bit of a bitch too

If we want to get into the weeds of things, STP did start as a money funding project which means the stakes were lower, and the overall vision was murkier, meaning the sales and the fandom would be what made the project either go to a roaring flame or embers in ash. As it turn out whole communities were created for this game in several spots and the sales were strong and word of mouth effected things as well. As such they had passion for the communities love of their work and made sure to pour out their love needed for this project. Now SH is clearly -and boy do I want to fucking stress this- a passion project through and though, that doesn't mean it's "good", "bad", or something anyone here wants, it means with the resources given they are making what their vision is and whatever fandom that buds from that has to go along for the ride.

tldr: STP success was because the creators were an empty cup for the themes and fans to fill. SH is their stone effigy of their dreams.

Super horny and autsitic

You.

Depends on the voice you wring. After she cuts her head and you're receiving your reward you can either get the Broken/Cheated or the Paranoid depending on how you handle the suicide.

stop listening to Skeptic, start doing crazy shit

For a more spoiler thing:
Broken/Cheated Toss the blade at the start and tell her you didn't bring it
Paranoid cut the chains with the blade convincing yourself they're rusty

I'm honestly surprised they didin't pull the pity card with witch because she is literally a monster of your own making, you deserve her backstabbing you in return

>paranoid

and skeptic almost fucks it up by going "nuh-huh"

I always feel locked into the same ending

You feel....caged?

yeah i thought these would be the best ones. Just wanted to make sure if there's some other cool stuff that might fit that somehow missed.
Thanks!
Hopefully someone throws the reference here once its out and if the threads are still alive since i don't want to shill the video here myself just because of like 5 seconds of footage

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Is his nature. Just like it's the Opportunist nature to betray you.

tower, razor(full), witch, damsel and moment of clarity

we are all slaves one way or another to our nature

You have two paths extra outside of the headless chicken fight

one is to refuse killing yourself forcing skeptic, you get cheated which will allow you to toss the knife at the start of Ch3
another is to keep asking questions until paranoid starts putting it together that nothing is real. after falling and getting hooked there should be a choice 3rd to last that reads to the effect [try to free yourself] you keep selecting that and when both hands freed the option then appears as the 2nd from the top

Have a chibi adversary

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Based,I just wish you could stab her head before throwing her down

you can also get broken if you don't have the guts to kys and give the blade over to skeptic to do it

would let her fight my cock

Spectre, Damsel, Wilds, Tower and Wraith

That's just ugly tumblr art though.
Though a big clit on her would be hot.

B R A V O

carlos i swear to narrator i will fucking kill the mound just so there would not be any change in the world anymore and you won't be able to escape from under the fucking bus as a result.

Np. I'm not sure how much those circles might overlap, but worst case I'm confident someone from tumblr or the Discord would notice. At which point I'll post it here and pretend I found it.

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I forget does broken allow you to toss the blade or anything else of note? if not, golf clap for them making a true caged path

Yeah he tosses the blade and calls you a monster if you drop caged's head

calls you a monster

Broken calls you a monster over the most mundane things really, refusing the Tower, insulting the Fury, killing a god, etc.

He is so Real....

Prisoner>Specter>Eye of the Needle>Den>Damsel>What Happens Now?

Nope, only in most of the US.

Cute goblin

Yeah, but dropping Cage is the most monstrous thing you can do in any route, even worse than killing Thorn.

Is it for the faint of heart?

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Regardless of legality, cosanguity is vastly more common in the near east and still yet more common in Europe than the US.

The Princess is helping me find my Pristine Blade

Whoops no, my post was phrased terribly, the US is one of the few places with a widespread ban on cousin marriage, it's legal in most of the world (though indeed only really common in the east)

I don't remember since it was a long time ago and I never screen shotted.

*smug slurping noises*
*mmmhmph pssha*

Hugs from Shifty

It's comforting and familiar, yet a little different every time

Exert your will at the edge of a steely cage. Even if it hurts you.

Now imagine the sex

How about you exert your will at the edge of this dick!
lmao gottem

Imagine someone loves you so much they smile at you a million different ways at the exact same time

You lost me after word four.

Wilds, Stranger, Damsel, Prisoner, Razor. Bonus almosts in Adversary and Nightmare whose chapters I unlocked but immediately ruined by turning around.

Now imagine plunging a Pristine Blade in each and every one of their hearts

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StP doesn't do terror, but it's got plenty of gore and its horrific themes will sit heavy. Most people who don't like horror games don't like visceral terror specifically, so StP may work for them as long as they don't mind the gory bits and are ready to feel a bit of existential sadness.

tfw stranger princess will never give you a sextuple handjob with all her arms

Imagine someone loves you so much they get a boner at you a million different ways at the exact same time

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mfw witch gf will never be real

Imagine someone loves you

you lost me

I can assure you, without a doubt, that weird , unwashed, and distrustful women are indeed roaming across our vast, round earth as we speak.

How do you get Angry Dragon? I thought for sure bringing the blade to the basement and slaying her immediately post possession would do it.

Need Witch daki with authentic hairy animal smell.

You need to swipe at her before she possesses you

but can they pull-off >:3

Okay thanks

Easiest way is to grab at spectre when she first appears: you can trigger it with dialogue options as well, iirc, but I'm not sure which ones

Imagine someone loves you

Only in fiction... only time it's worthwhile, too.

Post tower

Goat, pizza, or princess?

God I want to speedbag Apotheosis' giant clit and drink from her big peehole.

Which Princess would simp for Peppino?

Imagine... haha...

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post full coward

Full or no balls

The image is better cropped desu.

Razor, of course. She'd cut the pies.

Well, the only other person in the world stabbed her in the back, and she think "oh, ok, i guess that's what normal interactions are like". It's why she gets completely confused if you hand her the blade

tfw no mod to add Razor to Pizza Tower

pizza tower

it's not a tower of pizzas

This is bullshit!

I'm feeling hungry for pizza now

Where did you source this image from?!

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You feel it too? For me, it's always like this.

exCUSE me, mister anon, but that is a COPYRIGHTED razor image you are posting without accreditation, which is a very bad no-good thing to do, don'tcha know?

I'm on keto for medical reasons and I hate this. Stop making me think of tasty carbs.

Terribly sorry. I hope this rectifies things.

I appreciate artists who restrain themselves by keeping their watermarks small like this.

Its a miracle the game is this good

damn that is some cope
impressive cope

Oh i am ready to bet actual money there's a serious overlap between the two circles even without those two and it's extremely clear where once you notice it.
I'm gonna get back to work before some smartass spoils the fun now.

With all the poison they could had included the game is super neutral with barely tints of their beliefs in it
Yeah its a fucking miracle

It's not canon for the Eternal Dawn ending, right? The food got stale and games became boring only because Princess was still alive. She caused them to "spoil" faster than they would in a world without her.
Narrator promised us eternity of gentle forgetting and rediscovery. With enough different foods and games we could ride the novelty train forever.

Long Quiet and Shifting Mound are one that got split into two. They're basically twins. You can't get more incest than that

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damn so you really are committed to this cope

wet Princess pubes

And you to that bait

Devs are super woke

Its a miracle the game is this good

I don't understand why someone is hounding you. The other game is he/him they/them propaganda where everyone looks like they're from tumblr. Then you look at this game and there's an actually cute girl in it. It's bizarre.

It’s good because they’re woke.

The most prominent and beloved character in Scarlet Hollow is a conservative.

The princess is not causing anything
It is literally the end state the narrator wishes for, a world where everything repeats forever and never changes

sorry but the devs do not have a "woke/unwoke" switch on
the same hands that made the other game also made this game

What does that have to do with anything? No one is attractive, and everyone has pronouns.

I guess the staff is super active for the Dragon age release, indeed this is not a "hot take" in the slightest
To bait in the most distasteful way possible is what they are paid for

Yes, that is why the game is impressive
Not only as a product, but for the fact it was actually made by them

Tabitha is attractive. Everyone in Slay the Princess has pronouns. Everyone and everything in every game has pronouns, in fact. They come with the English language.

I think the difference is Black Tabby include woke stuff because they actually like it instead of AAA Devs who are doing it because it's trendy.

More like Rainbow Capitalism VS actual lefties/liberals.

stop responding to bait you retards

Reminder: She may be out of your league, but she'll always be our lady
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VA posts:
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Prompt archive:
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[NEW] rentry.org/ixc4p

Razor game:
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Commission:
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Reminder that she liked a monstrous birb man so you're not out of her league
Unless you're a manlet

she liked a monstrous birb man

8'

It never began for us manlets

i can assure you that this thing is pure sex appeal for women

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I think he means that they call out the characters pronouns in the character bio.

He knows, he's just being deliberately obtuse

That's weird, i've never seen Voice Of The Hero (he/him) while playing StP before

It works because they had ideas and they worked to deliver them in a way people would like. It has arguments to make but it's not delivered in the form of a lecture with game glued on as camouflage. JE Sawyer is a turboleftoid but wrote one of the most compelling and respectful men of faith in a video game in decades with Joshua Graham. Opening yourself up to other perspectives will enrich your life and foster your creativity even when/if you set those perspectives aside.
This. Which is why he's so unsettled.

I doubt I will get to many kids since Halloween has really dropped off since I was a kid, but I am still going to be putting out a bowl of candy outside my apartment door. What are your plans for Halloween?

I'm going to stab a woman and get my spectre gf.

First time in a long while I'm not at a party. Planning on watching Over the Garden Wall and seeing if any kids show up or I have to offload all these sweeties into the office next week

Gonna watch YouTube streams and hope I stop feeling sick.

Car issues the entire month meant I couldn't get any candy for the kids this year.
I might play some STP later and then when it's dark finally get around to beating the spooky segments of Hypnagogia.

Always get sick this time of year. The worst time to get sick too.

We don't do Halloween 'round these parts, we've got the two main activities (Kids getting candy and drunken mayhem while in costume) spread across two different holidays.

Put on some decorations on your door and windows. You'll get more kids that way.

You should get a white van with "Free Candy" on it as well, kids come to that like flies to honey.

Other than StP and Sucker for Love, any other monsterfucker games?

All of the ones posted work for me.

That's because you're a good anon who never reacts to bait and only posts thoughtful and relevant commentary. Nasty anons who shitpost all day about politics and none-video game topics lose their soundpost privileges.

teraurge

Update fukkin when?

Long Quiet and Shifting Mound are one that got split into two. They're basically twins. You can't get more incest than that

we always stan for divine incest
shout-out to Yi x Heng

it'd be awesome if someone drew the Narrator as a smartass kenku, just casually ripping the universe apart only to go back to be a nerd

Literally, and I say this unironically. Never ever in a million years. Recall that it has been 5 years and soon to be six since an update has released. Any momentum this project has had is long since dead and V3 will never be seen by the eyes of Man.

Why did he never describe the windows

Handing out candy, too little faith to leave out a bowl.

I know.
A man can dream though.

If the Princess lives here, slaying HER is probably doing HER a favor.

Same reason he didn't describe the mirror: you can see your reflection in them

Hey fun fact about the windows, in the stranger route if you throw the knife out the window it actually breaks both windows. The one of the left and the one on the right, despite only having the one knife to throw out of the one window.

I love you.

I started Tiny Bunny, not really a monster fucker game but i fucking love Alisa.

Also Denfag here, haven't drawn much at all besides a vore pic for certain obligations. It's been a busy month with questionable health on my end.

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Harsh Princess easilly punches and defeats monstrous looking Dragon Quiet

A woman after my own heart, really. I wish she kept more of her personality in the final cabin.

Get well soon denfag

Yeah i noticed that, probably just ties into the the multiple simultaneous routes represented here.

woke shit "game"

There is a reality out there where its a fully finished game, that is just not the reality we are in.

Real aching heart for furries, arent you?

It's selfcest, actually.

Opened up STP on steam and found this in the patch notes. Anyone happen to know what the new dialogue is?

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I wonder what the princesses would dress up as for Halloween. I don't think Fury or Wraith or even Spectre need to dress up as anything at all considering their already spooky appearance. A witch seems to be an obvious answer for witch but for some reason I can't shake the image of her being dressed up as a giant pumpkin. Razor would either be Michael Myers or Jason due to the whole blades thing but I am at a loss for everyone else.

Don't bring her vessels and watch as she gets scared.

I'm sad we'll never to to fuck our children from the xenomorph lake monster waifu.

Cage would dress up as a Dullahan for abvious reasons.
Damsel would be a cutesy Disney princess.
Tower would think the whole thing beneath her Sexy nurse costume
Adversary would dress as a devil because it's easy for her to do.
Specter would dress as a ghost (as in a blanket with eye holes, she's funny like that)
Nightmare IS the costume.
Beast would (involuntarily) dress as a llama
Prisoner would dress like a zombie
Eye of the Needle would dress as Frankenstein's Monster.

Spectre could go as herself as a regular ghost but I think she'd pull off a good dia de los muertos skeleton

Existence is suffering.

Specter would dress as a ghost (as in a blanket with eye holes, she's funny like that)

my wife is the best

She is indeed top tier, but ranks below best waifu (Prisoner/Cage)

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Razor would either be Michael Myers or Jason

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FUCK your RIGHT

both Damsel and Prisoner get new chp 3s

Prisoner's is just a solid continuation while Damsel gets absolute kino

Who'da thunk it. Deliberately shallow princess got some depth at long last

ranks below best waifu (Prisoner/Cage)

I don't want to fight with you brother, since you're quite tasteful. But you'll have to take those words back.

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What's wrong with seeing your reflection? The voices already knew you were a birdmanthing, what's the harm in seeing it? Pretending it's not there just makes it more suspicious, it'd be easier to try and deflect its importance. "There is a mirror, but it is covered in a thick layer of grime making it impossible to see anything in it. It holds no real importance to the task at hand. It's just a mirror, after all." You might still go look at it, but so what? I think the only problem crops up when it vanishes.

I think the Narrator truly can't see the mirror. Why he can't, I don't know, and I fear we'll never know what the mirror was all about.

As for the windows, they're just... windows in a cabin. No need to mention them. What's LQ gonna do, open them? He can see out them just fine, there's a sky, Skeptic even mentions it in Prisoner when the "outside" is suddenly gone. The windows simply aren't important enough to mention, until Contrarian throws the blade through one, anyway. May as well mention the floor boards or the describe the door frame every time.

Put up or shut up, you slightly-inferior-to-mine-but-still-excellent-taste haver!

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Paranoid gaslights everyone else into powering up the bass cannon

Holy based

Look at her go!

Imagining loving a girl who hates you instead of one who wants to skewer you. Couldn't be me.

At a quick glance it appears this "mirror reveal count" never increases so you could never get this reveal option
Haven't extracted the latest patch so no idea if that's what was fixed

skirt go spinny

AGP dogshit "game"

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You really don't want to do this, she has a not-so-nice side to her and it even scares me. Just take your words back and everyone'll be safe and sound.

Imagining loving a girl who hates you

Wouldn't be me either, I'm talking about Prisoner after all.
I guess you could say she... takes no Prisoners?

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Aaagh, my organs!

I guess you could say she... takes no Prisoners?

I guess you could say she... takes no Prisoners?

fuck, that would have been such a Killer line.
But this has got me thinking, I wonder how would different versions of the princess fare against each other in combat? Would Apotheosis just wipe the floor with every other iteration? Or would Nightmare manage to kill her by stopping her organs from functioning? Razor/MAD is also an interesting contender.

You've got some good ones, but I have some opinions of my own.

Witch

I really like the idea of her being in some giant silly costume that she hates, but I think she'd actually prefer like, a 'sexy' costume, if only so that she can mock you for being so obviously attracted to her.

Prisoner

*Obviously*, and I don't know how you missed this one, Prisoner dresses up as the ghost from Christmas Carol, the one with all the chains. It's a simple costume and it ties back to her past, reminding her of how she freed herself with your help and a clever plan.

Spectre

I completely agree on the blanket ghost. No notes.

Adversary

I actually think she'd be into something like a zombie or demon, but specifically one where she goes all-out with body paint and fake wounds and everything. It's just in her nature to always go all in on what she likes.

Damsel

Disney Princess is a good shout, but she's a bit more spirited than that, I'd think. She'd have a classic witch's costume with a big floppy hat, for sure, and take joy primarily in giving out candy, instead of receiving it. Big decorator, too—twelve foot skeleton and all.

Razor

Serial killer is a good lead in, and I actually do think it'd be funny for her to go as one of the silent ones, but c'mon man, Freddy Kreuger is *right there*. She'd be willing to do the makeup and he has an entire *five* knives!

Tower

Halloween is a rare opportunity to dress how she likes instead of needing to project power and authority, so I think she'd actually be fairly into it, but she's not one for going door-to-door, so it'd be an 'at home' costume. Maybe something like a grim reaper with a big plastic scythe? Fits her stature. There's also the chance she goes for a *really* high effort costume, like one of those guys who builds fully-detailed space marine cosplay.

Nightmare

Like you guys said, she basically already is a costume, but this has to be her favorite holiday, so she's going all-out as one of those 'creepy dolls' from a horror movie, despite the fact that they're built with childlike proportions and so somehow look even more uncanny on her.

Stranger

Easy pick for a couple's costume, cajoled into it after you convince her to have some fun with the holiday. After all, it's one of the few days where she can go outside and have people look at her as if she's some sort of costume design genius instead of just a freak.

Thorn

Very stay at home type of person, she has a minimal effort costume like an 'evil queen' dress that primarily just requires some light makeup and a high collar, or a Sleeping Beauty fit, since she already has the briars.

Monolith of Fear & Apotheosis immediately kill everyone else before staring at eachother until the hands show up.

What would a librarian princess play through look like?

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Each explore option taking up a page.

Convince princess to stay imprisoned out of her own volition

Becomes NEET princess on the loop

Spins off of prisoner, I think, a more active collaboration with Skeptic as you try to search for a way out of the cabin, with the Narrator countering each option with his own responses, causing the two of you to put your heads together and 'research', which is what leads to the reimagining of the cabin as a dusty library with maze-like shelves(representing ho trapped she feels) and tons of books that are mostly gibberish or blank but always contain at least one insult towards the princess and/or you.

Chapter 2: The Bookworm

Adversary can probably tank Nightmare's aura, but probably wouldn't be able to go against Nightmare taking her mask off.
Apotheosis' super light attack literally burns away all the Voices and the Narrator, so I think she'd win.
Wilds' chances depend on whether she has LQ with her as a powerup, meaning she's a bit of a Wildscard.

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Just got my first ending happy ending apparently doesn't count though. Not exactly what I expected but pretty cool game. The schizo voices are a lot of fun and I ended up being way more on edge that I expected which doesn't well for the rest of the paths I have yet to do.

Pic related was the very first loop I completed. Is this steam fuckery or is there some reason it's rare?

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It's a new ending that released just this week, most people haven't played it yet.

The other factor is that most people don't play the games they buy to completion, or at all.

i just don't have the heart to be cruel enough to the princess to get the new ending
i saw exactly one of the red text lines and it's the one you get for doing stranger because it's entirely linear

Could simply be one of the new ones, since the least common achievements from before the update is still 4 times as common as the most common one gotten after the update.

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It is one of the new ones: it's one of Apo's

I really love this moment in the fight, the genuine joy that Spectre seems to show here, especially given her whole deal with wanting to be where she's 'supposed to be'. God I need to hug a ghost.

hoooly

Huh, so it is. Weird, it says on his screen that 1.5 players have it but mine claims 0.7.

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five billion cabinhours in photoshop

Now that is funny. Reminds me of when you kill yourself in the longing and it literally kills you as is intended.

The princess died to *THIS*?

Which princess has biggest breasts in relation to her body?

The Princess Killing Machine.

Damsel

in terms of proportionality it's always been Damsel, her dress does some of the work but that woman is stacked

Damsel has huge jugs

Cow Princess

Wraith

I think that the better question is how many teats Den has.

My least favorite

8

The crow was right and did nothing wrong.

What if I unzip dick and cockslap her across the face and point out that it ain't gonna suck itself?
Can I kill her by choking her with my cock?

One for each voice + LQ + Narrator

Remove the narrator from that list and I'm on board. (1. because he doesn't deserve it and 2. because then she'd have 12 teats instead of 13, which is both an uneven and unlucky number)

but the grays and beast

NTA, but Greys are tragic kino and Beast leads to Den (which honestly is her only redeeming feature so you've got a point there)

Can I kill her by choking her with my cock?

Yeah, if you believe she could die from it.

She has teeth.

Would you consider this your Canon ending? Or did you do it just to see what it was like and will never do it again?

She's wearing a ring

Fuck she's taken, TLQ never had a chance.

Sometimes you just have to do it out of spite

Haven't done that ending yet. Not sure if I'm gonna

Would you consider this your Canon ending?

Fuck no. It's the worst possible ending. You're completely alone.

worst possible ending

Even worse then if you refuse to bring shift vessels?

For me it's either I leave with Stranger, or I just embrace godhood with Shifty.
It's a love story, I will accept no substitutes.

Yes, I've been a Narratorfag since the beginning and finally seeing my happy ending after all the struggle fills me with joy.

Hehe I'm going to be a disingenuous cunt and pretend that I don't know what people are talking about when the subject of obnoxious and superfluous pronouns arises. I'm such a quirky chungus narwhal bacon xD

Razor love!

The most narratively satisfying ending is stepping out of the cabin (even if I personally prefer ascending)

Hey if anyone has played Disco Elysium and Slay the Princess. There is an excellent fanfic that some Anon talked about here the other day. It is called "THE FURY OF A SHATTERED MIRROR"
I binged it all in a single setting and have no regrets. I would link it but Anon Babble thinks the link is spam

We see this ending where we win, but if we tell shift we are going to slay her she says she will not comfort us in our final breath. Implying she is outright intending on killing you.
What would have happened had Hero not shown up, what would the world look like with TLQ dead but Shifty free? Would she even spare us a second though once free?

it will keep happening until you learn to name what your actual issue is instead of hiding behind generic terms

Like everything else in the game, when she says that it's not entirely literal that she won't care after we're dead, but because you just told her to her face that you're going to kill her, she now eels a need to respond in king. She would mourn, for sure—but of course, as the Narrator says, pretty much all living things will prioritize their life over that of others.

Same, kinda.
I don't hate or even disagree with shifty I just think godhood is overrated.

respond in king.

Forsooth, verily.

Slay the Princess but after LQ and Shifty ascend all the chapter 2 derivatives wake up in modern day America (for the sake of discussion, let's just assume that boring practical issues are sorted out. They have SSNs, ids, they understand modern technology and are qualified for jobs suitable for their demeanors that pay a modest livable income, nobody comments on their physical oddities like horns or tails, etc)

Does this spoil DE? I've played it but never finished it. I stopped when I reached the church.

look anon we all know where you're going with this just suggest the coffee shop au already

Would you believe me if I said I just wanted Razor working a desk job?

Coffee Shop AU

That's a thing?

Kind of but if you already know about Disco Elysium then not really. The church does come up but since you already got the church the biggest potential spoiler is one you already know of. That being the 2mm hole in reality locating in the church. In my Disco Elysium playthrough I never even really concluded that storyline since I was doing a high authority playthrough and cited the kids I still learnt of the hole there.
You don't have to worry about finishing Disco Elysium to enjoy this fanfic, but you should finish Disco Elysium when you can since its a good game regardless.

Short hands are convenient and your faggy pedantics do more harm to your cause than good.

When does the princess call you a hero again? I remember it happening but not the context of what lead up to it and how to get that line.

I will not do it, narrator
I will remain a passive spectator
I will not slay her in cabin or woods
I will not slay her for baked goods
I do not care about her true nature
I will not do it, narrator

She'd be a barber

It's just Damsel where she calls you 'dashing hero', but she also says it at the final cabin when you ask for her name

I love the Princess, I'll never do this horrible ending.

Ah, thanks. God my memory is shit.

Razor working a desk job?

You know, now that I think about it. The Narrator winning would fuck up literally everyone who happens to be "clocked in" at the time. Imagine you are at your job the second shifty dies. Now you are stuck working retail forever, your shift never ending as you are now eternally stocking shelves or dealing with customers. Or you are working a desk job with a consistent inflow of new paperwork you need to file out and file. Or you are a forest ranger, walking a path in the woods eternally as you spray trees that need to be trimmed but never will be forever.
It's not like you can clock out anymore, that would imply a change in your state. Honestly, the only ones who win in this new reality is those who are dreaming since they are stuck dreaming forever. Lets hope they were not having a nightmare at the time.

imagine marry princess and she different princess every day and you die every day and you cum in her and she cut off dick and love

How to respond without sounding mad?

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I don't pretend like I am not mad, I would be mad in this situation.

Damn, what sick mind created this?

[Slay the princess]

pump her full of another

Welp, im satisfied. Ive been using all my free time to play this game non stop sonce release day. Havent quite 100 percented the gallery but it must be like 80 percent and I think ive seen enough of all the major routes i wanted to finally put the game down. Ive never really been interested in a vn before, this has been quite the experience.

This is much more in character

shorthands

you mean obfuscation of hate

do more harm to your cause than good

yes, do tell me how to best achieve my goals

imagine the farts....

Favorite Route and Ending?

I am glad you enjoyed it so much Anon. What was the first route/princess you got. So far the average appears to be the stranger (because contrarians).

Would you slay her while you drown?
Would you slay her as a clown?
Would you slay her while she commands?
Would you slay her when she's just hands?
Could you slay her as a ghost?
Or maybe while being burnt to toast?
Could you slay her as she respawns?
Or while your inner voices fawn?
Could you, would you, as a doll?
Would you, could you, while you fall?
Would you? Could you? While she lies?
Eat her! Eat her! Give it a try!
You may slay her! You will see.
You could slay her as a tree.
You will not slay her. So you say.
Try it! Try it! And you may!
Slay her and you may, I say.

I'm trying to get the "Cut myself free" ending for Caged. Do I need Paranoid, Cheated/Broken, or does the voice not matter?

You need Paranoid.

I almost got stranger, but I relented after going to the cabin bpth ways. I ended up getting Tower first.

From what I understand, the chapter 3s I liked the best were all new. Not surprising. I think I'll have to give it to cage. That was kino of the highest order.

Which Princess is most likely to agree to playing with Legos together?

based

Adversary as she is convinced you are making the deadliest caltrops known to mankind

Adversary, to show you up and build a better lego construct then you
Damsel, because its a fun activity you can do together. Rather then competing, the two of you would work on a project together. Each adding their own pieces to it.
Witch, so she can sabotage your lego by taking pieces and putting her own pieces on yours while you are not looking to mess up the build

Consider that even the soft princess can bite through her own wrist. I recommend you romance her first.

It's what she wants too at her heart now. The Narrator taught his God that peon lives and fleeting moments are worth savoring.

Why does she walk like this, is she autistic or something?

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Perfect angle for an ass sniff

Falling down those stairs looks like it would hurt a lot, she's just being careful

I’d make Damsel paint 40K minis.

She has eyes on the back of her head, she would know if you sniffed her ass.
Unironically, Hero was worried she did actually have eyes on the back of her head so there might actually be eyes there.

I'd make her do it without thinning the paints.

How many days do you think these threads will last? I don't want it to end bros...

Is it really that expensive to get an abortion? A baseball bat would be a lot cheaper.

Which army would each princess collect and play? Any system, really.
I assume Witch would be a sweaty WAAC fag, what of the others?

Hoping you'll try look up her skirt

No more then seven more days before we start getting rotten, if even that. The first go around we lasted around a month before things really started to peter out. It has already been a week since the update launched. Though looking at the archives we actually lasted until December before we started to not hit the bump cap before being killed off. I left the first time somewhere in November at least.

You monster

One thing I know for absolute certain is that Shifty would hate Nurgle and main any Tzeentch army.

We'll see a major downtick after another week. A week after that and we'll be on life support. We probably won't even make it to December

I don't want it to end bros...

Don't think of it as an ending anon, think of it as a new beginning. There's no need to be scared, things change all of the time, all you need to know is that you'll be there, and I'll be right at your side.
Whatever happens, we'll face it together.

I love you.

you can also go the katakawa shoujo or DDLC general route

No! Even last time we choose death rather then the perpetual stagnation that is Anon Babble. We will die again before ending up in that place.

Itty bitty baby
Itty bitty boat
I don't believe it!

Hey, it's never over.
The flame only fades and flares. The embers will remain, waiting. Sometimes there's no thread. Sometimes another gets made.
It's a cycle, if you think about it.
Anon Babble would just be HEA. Don't do that.

the funni incest game has a Anon Babble thread, if anything we're more deserving to create one
but that's just my own selfishness, because i always want to know where the StP thread is at any given time

/btg/ - Black Tabby General

We could probably pop into /vng/ and make a ruckus there from time to time, but I'm afraid we'll have to learn to let go.

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But what am I supposed to do after it? These are the best threads on Anon Babble... No. No I can't accept it! We have to stop time or fucking rewind it I don't know. We have to do something before it's all over!

Massive update, huge ginormous update

Couldn't spare a few extra lines and some artwork of us stabbing Thorn on her way up the stairs

On come on! She wasn't even like the witch who suspected it at the time. Thorn is fully and completely trusting in our intentions at that moment. It would have been the PERFECT time to stab her in the back!

Opportunist, stop posting. We all know you're trying to rehabilitate your image after Princess and the Dragon, but this is not helping.

No anon stop! You don't know what you're doing! Such power... no crow was meant to do this!

I'm still gonna post princesses in the ESA/GDQ threads whenever Nichole Goodnight shows up.

Goodbye isn't forever, anons.
Just for now.
Think of it like Animorphs threads on Anon Babble

Have you ever been in a path in the woods? Cells.

Do they keep you in a cabin? Cells.

When you’re not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.

Interlinked.

What’s it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.

Do they narrate how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.

Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.

Do you dream about being interlinked?

Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Interlinked.

What’s it like to hold your lover in your arms? Interlinked.

Do you feel that there’s a part of you that’s missing? Interlinked.

Do you like to connect to things? Interlinked.

What happens when that linkage is broken? Interlinked.

Have they let you feel heartbreak? Interlinked.

Did you buy a present for the person you love? Within cells interlinked.

Why don’t you say that three times? Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.

Stop doomposting, we lasted three months last time. Instead, give me prompt ideas to write.

Death is better than AI slopping.

The princesses now have the Voices in their head, how do they get along with these shards of glass?

He didn't mean prompt as in prompting the AI, he meant prompt as in "give me ideas to write about".

Not doomposting, just solace posting.
How about Shifty and Quiet reincarnate, with the voices/Alternate princesses being extended family
Oh hush. A bit of slop hasn't hurt anyone.
Just Commission Nicole if you want voices.

with the voices/Alternate princesses being extended family

I don't know how it happens, but Opportunist is absolutely going to get everything in the Will. He will find a way.

mfw Apo with Paranoid

Hey Broken, you okay buddy?

Problem is that I only really come to Anon Babble for these threads, you'll have to make a shoutout post on Anon Babble or Anon Babble for me to notice there's one going on.

How does each Princess flex their talents on TLQ

Reminder that of all the voices, Broken has never once steered you wrong. If you followed his advice every time literally nothing bad would happen to you ever.

You're on an image board in Anon Babble. At the end of that image board is a Slay the Princess thread. And in that thread is Anon. You're here to ban him. If you don't, it will be the end of the general.

I don't know, I like listening to Paranoid this run. He got some crazy ideas

What is their favorite thing about us? Like, the one key thing that makes all the struggles worth it.
Could also shift it to be about the princesses if that makes it easier.

People have said similar shit about cars in the past. AI is the future and every year it will get better and better at everything. You can't stop progress.

Broken starting to believe in us

KINO

Each princess and it's "sister route" (damsel/prisoner, witch/beast, tower/adversary, spectre/nightmare and razor/stranger) swamp their respective voices in a "couple swap" sort of scenario. How does each pairing fare?

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lol
lmao
AI barely have any memory. And there's the whole "hallucination" thing that makes it extremely unreliable.

Because something is true today that means it will be true forever

Nta but your ass is retarded.

Inheriting the Will from Capital G God, the being The first two were split from.

Oppretunist hires a lawyer who looks it over and says "Well since you're both just two halves of the same being, you aren't dead. Which means the will doesn't come into effect"

Your pipe dream will forever be locked behind big corpo, completely sanitized.
Your consumer models will never amount to shit.

Your wrong but I don't have to prove that to you, time will do that for me.

TWO MORE WEEKs

"Well since you're both just two halves of the same being, you aren't dead. Which means the will doesn't come into effect"

Gee thanks soldier, guess we are at a stalemate then.

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I wish I had a princess to comfort me through my physical pain right now.

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How would she react if I crawled into her vagina?

Anon, you already do have a princess to comfort you. She is in your head, can't you hear her?

But I want one that's outside of me.

Already has a princess inside their head

Not enough for them

You ungrateful bastard.

damsel/prisoner

Damsel would be worried by Skeptics questions, thinking she's doing something wrong by not having the answers, Prisoner would rip Smittens head off from sheer annoyance.

witch/beast

Opportunist immediately gets eaten, Hunted would probably do alright dealing with Witch's shenanigans, though, being purely reactive, he wouldn't be able to get through to her and get her to trust him.

tower/adversary

Adversary would HATE Broken, Tower would be seriously annoyed by stubborn constantly trying to challenge her and probably use her compelling voice to force him to kill himself (it doesn't stick)

spectre/nightmare

Cold is probably the voice that has the best chance against Nightmare on his own (Paranoid needs someone to take the wheel while he keeps things running), but Nightmare would keep upping the ante to try and break him. Paranoid probably wouldn't let Spectre posses him, putting a serious damper on their relationship.

razor/stranger

Razor, Contrarian, Windows, Skewering. This is not just clowns, it's the entire circus. We all already knew how this was going to go, they would probably get along the best out of all the new couples. Cheated and Stranger would probably get along pretty well as well, bonding over how life has dealt them an unfair hand (if Cheated can get over the whole stairs business first, he's a spiteful prick)

You ever read the original Polynesian myths about how the hero Maui died?

Obsidian Vagina Dentata.

I deserve more given my suffering.

probably a few weeks. I'll miss these threads. I just hope I find my thorn gf and you guys find whatever you want

No one anywhere deserves anything, be grateful for what you have wretch.

Isn't it what you wanted?

My "Pristine Blade"

HEY
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my beak

But is it not desire for more that empowers creation? If there was no desire, then we would still be stuck in caves.

my browsing history desu

oh I didn't know that rentry was a thing, cool

Desire is not the same as deserve, in fact I would dare they are polar opposites. To desire something is to reach towards it and grasp it, to take, to acquire. No matter how you put it you have to put in at minimum work for it. As little as to reach out and pluck a grape for consumption, or as much as a decade long plan for wealth acquisition.
To "Deserve" something means you are "Owed" something when in reality you are owed nothing. You do not deserve a princess no matter how much you want her. If you truly desire her then you would work towards getting her, not sit about moping about how you do not have her.
I would say I pity you, but that would imply you are "Deserving" of my pity.

thx anon, it's been updated.

My greatest desire is for this game to somehow catch on in Japan so we end up getting stuff like princess Nendoroids, figurines and action figures.

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Yeah I have it bookmarked since I first saw it posted way back earlier in the year

Midnight Gaming Prisoner poster is also the thread list rentry guy

I rarely do this, but B-B-B-BASED

does a JP translation/voice over of the game even exist yet?

I'm curious how that process works because you have stuff like Helltaker and Clussyshow getting them.

Even in its current state it's not that much of a stretch.

GoodSmile Company have their own form for giving them subject recommendations. If they see there's a demand for something specific they'll probably do it. Do your part, Anons.

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Fact: The princess never shaves

there's a JP translation that came along with the Pristine edition. There's been some whispers that the euro TLs of the game are bad in places so I can't vouch for the quality of it though

I am not going to recommend Slay the Princess merch be created or buy Slay the Princess merch, The game itself is enough for me, I am content.

Only EN voices, but it's been translated to a bunch of languages.

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Words words words. It's almost time to look in the mirror.
I appreciate the effort posting though, but you didn't need to do that for a shitpost like mine.

I saw some random japanese tweets about the game and it seems like the translation is decent at least

And yet, the Broken managed to get the Tower

What do the japs think of the game? Do they love it like we do or do they have a different take on it, do they have a lot more visual novels over there then we do after all.

thanks. I've had my hands in a couple of Anon Babble's STP stuff. Guess I just really like the game

The one achievement that doesn't pop up for me.

What accent would (we) have in a JP voiceover anyway?

Is it slaying the princess if you make her a doting mother so she doesn't destroy the world?

old man tengu

Is Halloween and no one of you congratulate her, you guys are asses.

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No, it's not. Slaying the princess would be shoving your implement through her heart. The longer you spend standing around think about loopholes about her not destroying the world the harder it will be to actually Slay her when the time comes.

She doesn't deserve it, I hate her remember?

no clue, I was just searching for the game on twitter and found japanese tweets every now and then
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they seemed to like it, but no fan art/posts with a lot of engagement tough, so I wouldn't get my hopes up

I want to see the art they make but I have a feeling they wont touch it because the art style is very western

Theres a tag for the game on pixiv, and theres a bit of jap fanart. I guess (and hope) its just a matter of time until the game get picker by the niponese

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Would cumming on her heart really get her pregnant?

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No, it would get you pregnant since that is the one part of the princess that was originally part of you. That's *WHY* you need to stab her in the heart. Now stop trying to ejaculate upon a piece of yourself and stab it!

I feel like most Japanese can't understand the appeal of a girl who just straight up wants to kill you for the thrill of it the same way I don't get the appeal of "So shy she can't even speak" thing.

I feel like most Japanese can't understand the appeal of a girl who just straight up wants to kill you for the thrill of it the same way

Anon, i...

I don't get the appeal of "So shy she can't even speak" thing.

I think its a power thing, if she is so meek she can't speak then you can easily overpower her socially and emotionally.

Which princess has the biggest cock?

I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.

ANON IT SAYS DO NOT REPOST
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

There's too many annoying little birds in this thread. It's time for for things to go dark.

Goodnight, I hope you had lots of trick or treaters.

Not in a Halloween country, we get the rough equivalent on November 11

I am well aware of yandere. That's "I love you so much I need to kill you because blah blah blah". It's quite distinct from just straight up "I want to kill you."

You know I don't get it, not only do you deface your own artwork with requests not to report it. By if you desire it not to be shared so much why post it to begin with? What kind of artist doesn't want their work to be admired?

It's an ego thing. These artists want the attention to be in them rather than their art.

This guy gets it except Razor doesn't do it for me because she's too detached about it, now if she licked your blood while grinding herself on your dying body, inadvertently causing it to become even more disfigured as you die in agony, now that would've been kino

Is Slay the Princess a dating sim?

It seems really arrogant to riff off someone else's creation and then try to dictate how it can be used.

OMFG YOURE RIGHT I COMPLETELY MISSED IT OMG OMG WHT IM GONNA DO

The wires that separate love and violence is really quite small, is it any wonder that the human brain gets them crossed so easily?

No. It's a love story.

I'm sorry anon, the cyber police are already on their way. They traced your post's IP address.

not quite, though it is a love story

isnt it typically an early access thing for stuff like patreon, then they release the real one later?

Stand by and prepare to be hands'd.

I have seen artwork where that is quite literally the only version of it, patreon or no patreon. It's normally posted on twitter, I assume so the "only" way to get it is by going to their twitter handle.

It remind me of that guy that delivered cropped pictures to drawthreads requests and hide the completed ones behind a patreon paywall, kek

This may be the end of the thread, but this isn't the end of me. You won't be so lucky.

The womb isn't in the chest retard.

It is. It makes projects that are more appealing for the creator, not you.

Thorn sexo.

Not this time!