dad turns on oven
game starts lagging
dad turns on oven
game starts lagging
So lemme get this straight. If I don't bang some Jewish broad the entire goddamn world's gonna end?...Is she a looker?
it's 90's rachel weisz sorry
How do I cure pocket loss I live by myself
I don't play video games but I noticed that my internet becomes slow when the microwave is on
Get better pants?
someone turns lights in toilet on/off
PC closes everything and starts properly shutting down
why are you on Anon Babble
flush the toilet
lights flicker
To discuss politics, current events and porn
When i turn my tv on, but without anything playing on it, it picks up radio stations.
write down candlejack's name
nothing happ
boot up multiplayer game
skin starts boiling
makes sense
Is everyone gaming on WiFi these days? How did this happen?
dad turns on oven
I become bread
a real nigga finna post up in yo cri-
dad turns on oven
wake up from sleep to realize game I wasn't playing was lagging
Learn to meme, bro.
dad's turned on
game starts
doorbell rings
coaxial cable unscrews itself
DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR BROS
turn off bathroom poo fumes extractor
hall lights flicker
is this because its an AC motor now generating power as its still moving, I guess?
bro turns on bathroom lights
monitor turns off for a second
this isnt even a joke, this is actually happening
NOOOOOOOOOOO
tattoo
boomer detected
clandejack was always a s
Evie was a jew
She’s a stealth Jew like Scarlett Johansson
when jews ask you to support their latest stooge for the white house again or they unleash their blackmail of your many other bastard children
But fr why does this happen?
finish read creepypasta
hahlikethatsevergoingtohappen.jpg
hear a creak
sister walks into my room and farts
I get a boner and the command prompt suddenly opens then closes
turn on fan
keyboard disconnects in game
sounds like you read a creakypasta
mom turns on vacuum
headphones crackle
Hmm...
Is your water running?
holy shit haunted computer
Once lost power to my computer mid game because my wife was using the toaster, microwave and kettle at the same time and it tripped a breaker. For some retarded reason the kitchen and study are on the same circuit.
Open fridge
theres a handgun in the vegetable drawer
Microwave tells me to use it
On purpose or on assident.
This is actually common on wifi because older microwaves use radio waves to cause molecular fissures that cooks the food. Which is there to simulate jews rubbing their hands together at light speed when you pay for their microwaveable garbage.
on purple
Her panties were purple? Like a lavender or a neon purple?
My fuse blows if I have the microwave and electric kettle on at the same time
speakers make a funny noise
cellphone starts ringing
have to fart but it's not quite there yet
sneeze and fart simultaneously
Ouch.
you know what they say, Anons hate tattoos because you need to be 18 to get one
That's not what they say? They say __________*farts*____________________
turn on pc
lights turn off for a split second every time
I should probably look into that, but I won't
haha truuuuuuu
turn on computer
turn on computer
turn on computer
it doesn't work
stub toe
twin brother who's in an important meeting feels it and swears loudly
light a doobie
monitor turns off
bathroom poo fumes extractor
who in their right mind would ever turn that off?
if a cute girl takes a shit, im smelling it bro
I had to run new wires through my house last month because it turned out all six plugs in my kitchen were running off of a wire that was only meant for the light.
dad turns back
mom suddenly starts flirting with other man
tv starts making weird noise
phone rings a few seconds later
Uhhhhh, go see the doctor.
It's probably your PSU having a high initial power draw.
power outage in game
power outage in real life
I turn on my toothbrush on batteries
the shower opens at full force
Suddenly found out about "artificial lagging ring/cult" in pro cs2 community
They think lags are somehow connected to "power level"
Most effective anti-lag methods:
3) turn-off most of windows components
2) turn on an iron in same room, "to stabilise power levels"
1) insert coaxial cable into electrical socket
shadman
turn on 55w ceiling fan
screen goes dark for 2 sec
Why does this happen? I have more than enough spare current.
plug phone into charger
computer shuts off
mate starts the microwave
disconnected from server
bruised purple
press power button on pc
car starts up
banks car
mmmm
opening porn links from google search
one of the windows closes by itself
hmm.
dad turns on my girlfriend
they start shagging
Dad turns on sprinkler
Game starts getting wetter
laptop lags every 10 seconds unless I have speccy opened
this is not a shitpost, it actually happens to my laptop and I have no idea why
about to receive a SMS on my phone
speakers go TE-TETETEC-TETETEC-TETETEC
Lmao this nigga still on 802.11g
What the fuck my old phone/speakers used to do this. I don't know which one was responsible for the noise. It doesn't happen anymore though with my new shit. What's the deal with that?
I had a phone holder that would ring seconds before my cellphone would receive a call
But... how?
Wake from sleep
PC 12ft away wakes from sleep
Turn off monitor and go to bed
Monitor turns on
turn off pc
randomly tuns back on in the middle of the night
on landline with friend
a separate, unknown conversation begins to bleed into the call for a few seconds
turn off the kitchen lights
pc monitor turns off
plug in joystick
display driver crashes
I know you're all having a laugh, but it genuinely concerns me how much people don't understand about ordinary everyday things like radio frequencies and electricity.
puts PC on sleep mode
it wakes by itself
Everytime man. I just want to take a quick nap free from distraction
Boot up Caves of Qud
Wife starts moaning
fart
fire alarm sprinklers start spraying
lighter lights up
GPU overclocks