Dad turns on oven

dad turns on oven

game starts lagging

So lemme get this straight. If I don't bang some Jewish broad the entire goddamn world's gonna end?...Is she a looker?

it's 90's rachel weisz sorry

How do I cure pocket loss I live by myself

I don't play video games but I noticed that my internet becomes slow when the microwave is on

Get better pants?

someone turns lights in toilet on/off

PC closes everything and starts properly shutting down

why are you on Anon Babble

flush the toilet

lights flicker

To discuss politics, current events and porn

When i turn my tv on, but without anything playing on it, it picks up radio stations.

write down candlejack's name

nothing happ

boot up multiplayer game

skin starts boiling

makes sense

Is everyone gaming on WiFi these days? How did this happen?

dad turns on oven

I become bread

a real nigga finna post up in yo cri-

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dad turns on oven

wake up from sleep to realize game I wasn't playing was lagging

Learn to meme, bro.

dad's turned on

game starts

doorbell rings

coaxial cable unscrews itself

DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR BROS

turn off bathroom poo fumes extractor

hall lights flicker

is this because its an AC motor now generating power as its still moving, I guess?

bro turns on bathroom lights

monitor turns off for a second

this isnt even a joke, this is actually happening

NOOOOOOOOOOO

tattoo

boomer detected
clandejack was always a s

Evie was a jew

She’s a stealth Jew like Scarlett Johansson

when jews ask you to support their latest stooge for the white house again or they unleash their blackmail of your many other bastard children

But fr why does this happen?

finish read creepypasta

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hear a creak

sister walks into my room and farts

I get a boner and the command prompt suddenly opens then closes

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turn on fan

keyboard disconnects in game

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sounds like you read a creakypasta

mom turns on vacuum

headphones crackle

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Hmm...
Is your water running?

holy shit haunted computer

Once lost power to my computer mid game because my wife was using the toaster, microwave and kettle at the same time and it tripped a breaker. For some retarded reason the kitchen and study are on the same circuit.

Open fridge

theres a handgun in the vegetable drawer

Microwave tells me to use it

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On purpose or on assident.

This is actually common on wifi because older microwaves use radio waves to cause molecular fissures that cooks the food. Which is there to simulate jews rubbing their hands together at light speed when you pay for their microwaveable garbage.

on purple

Her panties were purple? Like a lavender or a neon purple?

My fuse blows if I have the microwave and electric kettle on at the same time

speakers make a funny noise

cellphone starts ringing

have to fart but it's not quite there yet

sneeze and fart simultaneously

Ouch.

you know what they say, Anons hate tattoos because you need to be 18 to get one

That's not what they say? They say __________*farts*____________________

turn on pc

lights turn off for a split second every time

I should probably look into that, but I won't

haha truuuuuuu

turn on computer

turn on computer

turn on computer

it doesn't work

stub toe

twin brother who's in an important meeting feels it and swears loudly

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bathroom poo fumes extractor

who in their right mind would ever turn that off?

if a cute girl takes a shit, im smelling it bro

I had to run new wires through my house last month because it turned out all six plugs in my kitchen were running off of a wire that was only meant for the light.

dad turns back

mom suddenly starts flirting with other man

tv starts making weird noise

phone rings a few seconds later

Uhhhhh, go see the doctor.

It's probably your PSU having a high initial power draw.

power outage in game

power outage in real life

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I turn on my toothbrush on batteries

the shower opens at full force

Suddenly found out about "artificial lagging ring/cult" in pro cs2 community

They think lags are somehow connected to "power level"

Most effective anti-lag methods:

3) turn-off most of windows components

2) turn on an iron in same room, "to stabilise power levels"

1) insert coaxial cable into electrical socket

shadman

turn on 55w ceiling fan

screen goes dark for 2 sec

Why does this happen? I have more than enough spare current.

plug phone into charger

computer shuts off

mate starts the microwave

disconnected from server

bruised purple

press power button on pc

car starts up

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banks car

mmmm

opening porn links from google search

one of the windows closes by itself

hmm.

dad turns on my girlfriend

they start shagging

Dad turns on sprinkler

Game starts getting wetter

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laptop lags every 10 seconds unless I have speccy opened

this is not a shitpost, it actually happens to my laptop and I have no idea why

about to receive a SMS on my phone

speakers go TE-TETETEC-TETETEC-TETETEC

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Lmao this nigga still on 802.11g

What the fuck my old phone/speakers used to do this. I don't know which one was responsible for the noise. It doesn't happen anymore though with my new shit. What's the deal with that?

I had a phone holder that would ring seconds before my cellphone would receive a call

But... how?

Wake from sleep

PC 12ft away wakes from sleep

Turn off monitor and go to bed

Monitor turns on

turn off pc

randomly tuns back on in the middle of the night

on landline with friend

a separate, unknown conversation begins to bleed into the call for a few seconds

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turn off the kitchen lights

pc monitor turns off

plug in joystick

display driver crashes

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I know you're all having a laugh, but it genuinely concerns me how much people don't understand about ordinary everyday things like radio frequencies and electricity.

puts PC on sleep mode

it wakes by itself

Everytime man. I just want to take a quick nap free from distraction

Boot up Caves of Qud

Wife starts moaning

fart

fire alarm sprinklers start spraying

lighter lights up

GPU overclocks

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