The biggest wet fart in gaming
The biggest wet fart in gaming
was it a bad game or did it just not live up to the hype?
Dogma Balls
both, it's a remake that managed to be significantly worse than the original and laden with technical issues and microtransactions
Nah, it was clearly rushed out the door but still good overall. Just not as good as it should've been.
2.5 million units sold as a no name series is bad
Bruh it wasn't what Anon Babble wanted butt this ain't a wet fart.
game is so dogshit it made itsuno leave
grim
laden with technical issues and microtransactions
Very faithful remake, then.
Both.
It was hyped to hell and back, not just by consumers by also the lying dishonest lead dev who made up completely bullshit lies about content. This was promised to be the actual, proper DD1 release without cut content or being rushed.
Functionally its a trash game. It barely holds itself together in combat due to its complete lack of balance. You can break the difficulty curve in an hour if you go to one store and buy one weapon for yourself. It has a dead and barren map, a main questline that just stops after the first act and rushes to the conclusion and not even a proper big final boss fight with the dragon. Exploration is worthless because nothing of note is anywhere but in stores and the entire experience was only propped up by a few hours of fun combat.
It only sold well because everyone thought it would be a finished product, and it has a dedicated base of braindead retards who'll defend it to death even when its objectively worse than DD1 (thats ignoring DDDA as well)
noname series
has its own mmo and netflix anime
dd1 sold 9 millions
it's supposed to compete with TES, ER and BG.
Purple jumpscare
The gameplay itself is great. The lighting at night is really cool. Story is meh, not enough cool gear. Feels like there's content missing that we'll get DLC for to complete the game down the road.
The first game wasn't even good.
What did people honestly expect in the sequel?
The lead dev lied and said the game was polished.
im gay!
the recent patch was a pretty big wet fart. It did almost nothing but we had to redownload like 3gb.
I don't get what everyones complaining about. It felt like more of the same as what we got with DD1. Though the endgame is not as good as the Everfall. And we don't have an expansion like Bitterblack Isle to help.
I literally waited over a decade, I'm still mad
Wouldn’t be surprised if a third of the content was stripped for a DLC expansion.
btw now we know the game sold like shit and itsuno was fired
They didn't play the game, or had very high expectations. I too was disappointed that it was was unfinished yet again and added very few new enemies to fight, but it is still a very good game.
no Wyvern or Wyrms
no cool nighttime enemies aside from 1 (one) miniboss
copypasta goblins and hobgoblins fucking everywhere, in every region
less enemy variety than vanilla DD1 (Evil Eye??)
obsessed with graffix over content
no real dungeons. Just walk from A to B and fight the same enemies 100x
blighted pawns — cool idea, the most dogshit of executions
I genuinely cant believe it. For just once I believed in a game dev and I got mugged
the latter
bannerlord was worse
both are still fun games
Do you not see the problem? We wanted a fully realized DD that also built upon all the good work they did in DD and DA. They took some steps forward but somehow some back and its clearly rushed/unfinished yet again.
Yoo the big spooky guy looks great.
a guy keeps reposting something about dark and light magic being added in the expansion and 2 new professions, but since its probably just someones fanfiction we will have to wait and see.
All it would need is a BBI for me to spend another 100 plus hours on it.
Be honest with me, bros, what are the chances Kinoshitta will shit out kino once again and save us with a miracle DLC? I can't hold on for much longer...
I had fun, the jank and lack of things to do halfway through the game really hurt it though.
thanks m8
The thing that gets me is that normalfags legitimately treat this game like it was a good and successful game.
thats gets you huh? shut the fuck up nigger
spooky guy i remember him in the early vg threads, nice to see you are still alive if that is you.
It was in my book and I guarantee I play more obscure games than you do you Skyrim loving piece of shit.
Dragon's Dogshit
What the fuck did they do to magick archer? There's zero impact behind those attacks. Those weren't actual skills being used? The look like the basic shot from the first game only elemental
Oh look it’s the capcom hater again
It felt like more of the same as what we got with DD1.
Yes, that's exactly what some people wanted, they deluded themselves in to thinking that's what DD2 is and being okay with that. It was actually more of the same with hardly any innovation and even taking steps back in some areas as well. That's not a positive.
I was disappointed
It was unfinished
It was still a very good game
This post should be used for anyone wanting to understand what cult status game does to people and also Crapcom derangement. They're willing to be disappointed, to stand by an unfinished game but still call it a "very good game".
eyah its me thanks a lot, was gonna wait until the dlc to return but got bored so guess Im gonna give it another go
great pawn btw
Oh no I understand that. I'm just used to being disappointed so I've learned to keep my expectations low.
thanks! i think shes stuck at around level 153 or something now
i haven't logged back in a while.
ill do it when i feel like it i guess
pretty much every class got ruined
I'm not a normalfag but it was good and sold reasonably well. I don't know what their budget was but it probably should've made them some profit. I do want an expansion that improves/adds a whole list of things though.
me likey game
This is not Concord tho
It probably won't get any DLC, and if it does it won't be to the same extent as DD:DA. Capcom got their money, Itsuno is out and they probably can't/won't be willing to make another significant investment to shill some 30-40 dollar DLC after what they most have spent with the launch of the game. Any DLC now from this type of game will just get compared with Shadow of the Erdtree. It would be disastrous if they overcharge it.
RE Engine magic. MH is the same.
has the most forgettable soundtrack in gaming history in your path
Music is probably one of the best litmus tests for soul in any audiovisual article of media, vidya gaems included. the complete absence of good music in this game is the ultimate proof that it's soulless dogshit, down to the bits and bobs and concept.
I agree with you and this issue is now company wide at Capslop. SF6, MH Rise, RE8 and DD2 all had garbage music.
Unfinished games can still be very good. Another example would be Dark Souls 1. Just because a game could have easily been better doesn't mean it is bad.
The one acting like an absolutist and cultist is you.
I heard Microtransaction and noped this off of my wishlist.
dlc is usually 80% finished when a game releases, so the conditions around a punted game lead is unlikely to change that.
I only remember a couple songs from the first game if I'm being honest.
No you didn't. It wouldn't be on your wishlist if you played the first and it had the same shit.
i just remember how jarring it is when you knockdown a big boi and the music suddenly changes
I liked the original a lot but for whatever reason had already lost interest by the time this came out. Same thing with RDR2 except i may yet play that one if i ever get into the western mood again.
I am interested on DD2 "clone" though... what was it called? Awakener risen. This one:
This is the first time in 12 years that i see someone disliking imminent triumph.
proof of a hero is amazing though, really gets you hyped for that last bit of fight
the music is fine but they should have meshed the transition better
im no sound expert though so it was a minor pet peeve
let’s see dragon’s dogma’s II’s launch player count…
Looks really cool, but it looks overly ambitious with how many features it seems to have.
I hope they pull it off, but my prediction is that it too will end up an unfocused mess.
I never played the first one retard but nice try
I'm so fucking mad. I met Itsuno irl in 2019 before DMC5 came out, I loved that game and believed with all my heart he would deliver with DD2 when that got announced. What a fucking hack.
biggest wet fart in gaming
Nah you're thinking of pic related.
Based game was great.
Concord was worse, and Unknown 9 is the actual winner. Concords failure was at least a fun spectacle, but no one even noticed Unknown 9.
he's right though
Yeah, u9 looks like a ps3 game that no one cared about somehow time hopped to the current year and everyone forgot about it again.
That dragon Age Veil guard
How are the romance options in this game
terrible
is this game the biggest wet fart in gaming
wouldn't that be veilgoard?
in dd2 you get the option of a rather plain but nice girl if you die a side quest chain. but after the sleep together scene she basically acts like the npc zombie meaning there wasn't much more thought put into it. Since this quest line happens pretty early in the game its depressing.
the other is a harlot sex worker, while hot, she fucks off forever after you sleep with her once.
i really get depression thinking about it.
just wait til dragon princess bros
Dragons Ligma
My toaster couldn't run it so whatever
Lolicons started the hype for dd2, after they left mouthbreathers kept buying it en masse without even knowing what the hype was about and stopped giving shit about dd2 within a week.
It managed to have over double the player numbers of veilguard so theres that atleast.
microtransactions
100% ignorable and only useful for whiney piss babies, if this was a concern you are a more than likely a whiney piss baby as well.
butthurt shill kys
pissbaby
Hello Resetera nigger
It was the sequel to my favorite game and I thought it was going to be everything I wanted. Even if KCD2 and Stalker 2 are everything I dream they are it still won't heal the wounds DD2 left.
I put 100h in the game but yeah, it was not the game it was supposed to be. Felt like it learned nothing a decade later.
Both
DD1 had memorable characters, some cool setpieces for quests, and a world map that wasn't all hallways. I wish it was more DD1 but with better physics.
The open world design structure is the same in both games as in they're both structured open worlds. "Hallways" is not how I'd describe either though, they're simply just not sandbox styled.
Concord or Unkown 9. They're E.T levels of the biggest flops known on this planet.
The open world design structure is the same in both games
You couldn't possibly be more wrong. I literally replayed 1 twice in the months leading up to 2's release and the difference in map design is night at day.
I wish it was more DD1 but with better physics.
You know whats crazy? If DD2 looked EXACTLY like DD1 but ran good, had better physics / clamber mechanics, and like x3 as many enemies as vanilla DD1 it would have been my GOTY easy
I also replayed 1 a few months before release and yeah, it is the same design philosophy. DD2 is just much bigger. The exact layouts are obviously not the same though.
and yeah, it is the same design philosophy
No it's not. You're an idiot mixing up DD1's broad strokes of having a world map with a path from the bottom to the top and some branches with 2's crescent shaped world. Actual traversal between areas is completely different. There's nothing in DD1 like the horror that is northern Vermund. The entire middle area is inaccessible and the surrounding areas are narrow little hallways that wrap in circles and make movement as annoying as possible. There's absolutely nothing in 2 that's laid out like the dead forest in 1, or the undead forest that leads up to a mountain pass with a single nice choke point and then a clearing with a swamp beyond it. All of the connecting routes between areas in 2 are narrow and constricted in Vernworth.
If they just ported some of the physics and mechanics from 2 into 1, added more enemies, added more quests and added maybe a couple of areas it would be my GOTYAY.
kill yourself apologist
no equivalent of Into Free, music was just generic fantasy slop
classes were supposedly "fleshed out" by giving them 10 extra worthless skills, people ended up using the same 4 - 6 skills regardless because the rest were useless anyway
Spearhand literally turns off damage
Shitshow of a game