Go woke, go bro-

go woke, go bro-

BG3 is "woke" done right.
It's not in your face.
It doesn't feel out of place.
It's not mentioned directly in-game a single time.

When will Anon Babble admit that there is nuance to a game being woke and BG3 pulled it off masterfully.

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Frogwife for life

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garbage tier waifus

BG3 is woke done right

woke done right

woke

done right

Nigger excuse me?

The absolute state of fag hags aka BG3 fans.

Cuddles with Minthara

Shadowheart is the only conventionally attractive female here, but she is also the only one who cucks the MC.

Yes, absolutely.
Like it or not, the gay romances is one small cog in a bigger machine that made the game extremely successful.
Like half of the people playing this game are women making gay romances for Astarion.
That's why it's done right, they made something that sold extremely well to one demographic but totally avoidable if you're not into it.

It's genius, really.

not liking the frog

Garbage plebeian taste

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All I want is for karlach to crush my pelvis riding me. Is that too much to ask

Kill yourself tranny

game is so bad the only people shilling it are queers and women not playing the game but thirsting over characters

its gacha for harry potter girls, you are subhuman if you defend it

At the same I remember during discussion on Anon Babble many players said they killed Astarion the second after he started his gay talks.
Yeah.

I do not want to double my sales revenue from a few voice lines and animated sex scenes

Just admit you are mega retarded

The moment you “admit” that games succeed *despite* being woke, never *because* of it.
Nobody ever buys a game because it is woke.

BG3 was an okay game but no. It felt like every other NPC would drop into conversation about their gay husband/wife. Everyone, regardless of gender, will try to fuck you. It became incredibly tedious. The writing was less abrasive than Veilguard, sure, but it's still there.
DOS2 was a better experience to me.

Woke is actually genious

You're too on the nose.

Yeah, isn't that great?
You can literally kill the faggot if you want.
How is that not masterfully made?
Larian are geniuses.

Woke done right is when you don't have woke shit at all. Hang yourself, troon.

Actually Astarion character was bigger than just couple voice lines. His entire persona is gay bait.

How is it woke? Just because you can fuck a squid or be gay/lesbian if you want to? Those are all player choices. You are choosing to be gay and then getting mad about it.

Don't have him in your party
Don't interact with him at all

Wow wtf?!?!?!

You are choosing to be gay and then getting mad about it.

Anon Babble is too young/retarded to ever understand this simple concept

You can literally kill the faggot if you want.

How is that not masterfully made?

Larian are geniuses.

And you can just immediately order spare token party member from party members salesman if you wanted rogue in the team. Kinda genius, rage fit without big consequences...

they made a fuckable gith

Me too, Anon. And then my skull from sitting on my face.

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Astarion is what you would call a "based faggot" Like sylvando in DQ11.

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Its the woke of 2000s. Yes, its there, yes its annoying, but you can also chose not to engage with it or even say fuck off faggot i dont want you in my presence.

I mean in this case all work put into making his model and thousands voice lines Is wasted. So it was a big bet, but surely it brought additional customers.

the game has trannies you dumb nigger

the entire game is built for w*men

BG3 is Main Kampf when compared to DragonAge:The Veilguard.

woke done right

Because it's highly mainstream and all the normies love it so you feel obliged to like it too?

cute frog

Astarions character is nuanced and tragic. Being flamboyant and faking confidence to hide his true fears and trauma.
But no, he is just the token gay.

How would you know? You haven't played Veilguard.

the only one who cucks the MC

She only cucks you if you want her to. Don't wanna get cucked, then she wont cuck you.

This. His personal quest is the best companion quest in the game.

obliged

do you mean like, no free will, or what?
are you retarded
why would I be obliged to like anything.
it's a good game and i'm not bothered by a lesbian couple and some gay dwarf side characters

exacto... you give the lefties their muscle mommies and gays and you give the chuds a white girl and everyone is happy.

Don't you know, skyrim is woke because you can be gay

Lae'zel, and the giths in general are white-coded. If you don't like Lae'zel you ain't white, simple as.

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missionary

cowgirl

doggy (while she browses her phone)

amazon

You haven't played Veilguard.

You can already pirate Veilguard. Unironically more people should be mentioning how shit the combat in that game is. The tranniefaggots are overshadowing all the other crap in the game.

I already have a tsundere wife irl, I don't need one in my games

Astarions character is nuanced and tragic. Being flamboyant and faking confidence to hide his true fears and trauma.

Thank you ChatGPT, for providing us summary of average women's drama novel character.

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more people should be mentioning how shit the combat in that game is

Combat is the one good thing about the game. It's active and fun.
The writing absolutely deserves all the vitriol. It's completely unsalvagable.

To me, presenting a gay choice to the player and/or including a few lesbian NPCs isn't woke at all. Stopping mid conversation to lecture the player about using the correct pronouns like the new Dragon Age game does is actually is woke and awkward writing in general.

Why are you so mad?

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BG3: has gay shit

Veilguard: indoctrinates you into knowing how great gay people are

Combat is the one good thing about the game. It's active and fun.

You mean Soulslike but like worst implemention of that.

The difference between BG3 and the new Dragon Age game, is that BG3 was created by gay men, while Dragon Age was created by Human resources ladies/women.
Gays, being men, can write good stories with high stakes, and because they eat hairy ass, drink piss and shove their fist in their ass, let you fullfill any kind of sexual fantasy in your game, since everything is tame in comparison to what they do, which leads to good roleplaying.
Dragon Age on the other hand is a safe space for women, in which problems are solved talking, and women get to act like nannies or kindergarten teachers

To me, presenting a gay choice to the player and/or including a few lesbian NPCs isn't woke at all.

Depends on the context. Historically cultures were very intolerant to gay people so wide scale and open homo without explanation fails world building.

Combat is the one good thing about the game. It's active and fun.

The fuck are you talking about? The combat is ass.

Gay people have always existed. Simply showing them in your game doesn't seem woke to me especially when you're also (usually) given the option to kill them if they bother you so much.

There's nothing souls-like about it.
Incorrect.

Baby's first dark souls game.

That's a very enlightened way of viewing things.

Very good post

Its not an identity, its a perversion.

wife irl

Normalfags don't belong here, tourist. Go back.

Tolerance could vary a lot, especially when it came to people in power. I think handwaving it away is more or less fine, unless you're specifically going for a setting that tries to emulate historic cultures more accurately (think a song of ice and fire setting vs forgotten realms)

it's just being normal and balanced and not extremist on either side

LOL go shill this crap somewhere else. Is this your new tactic to compare that shit to Dark Souls???

This is incredibly perceptive of you anon

I actually agree with this but I still think the game is extremely average and I don't really like it all that much.

I'll admit it would be a better game if it had none

I have been here since before you were a twinkle in your dads ballsack. Sit down.

Gay people have always existed

Not in the open they didn't. It's possible to have open gay cultures but they were outliers not universal acceptance. So gay was out of sight.

unattainable sexy female body

How is this game woke in first place?

unattainable

BG3 is "woke" done right.

Nah, it's woke trash. Same with other woke games
We have a saying here in Russia: an exception to the rule only confirms the existence of the rule.
So BG3 is an exception and everyone treats this game as an exception and no more. So the rule exists.

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unattainable

Lay off the carbs fatty

Fantasy games aren't historical in the first place

fiercely monogamous

fucks like an animal

her version of "We should talk about us" is to throw you a sword at 4 in the morning and beat your ass

Based gecko wife

This is a fantasy world with swords and sorcery where you fight robots powered by magic in act 3. It's not a historical game and never tries to be one. If there are gay people walking around everywhere in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, then you should be complaining about it.

You have another saying in Russia, вceoбщaя вoинcкaя oбязaннocть. Time to head west.

tbf the characters are aggressively into you regardless of sex until you tell them to fuck off. It's a little annoying in the beginning.

Woke works when it grafts itself to established IPs

we know that, kike
It sold only because BG1 and 2 were good

Retard

no arguments

I can say the same for Spider-Man 2 you fucking dipshit woketroon

fiercely monogamous

Did you not bother talking with her?

which one gives the best three-course?

I don't sit with normalfag scum, get the fuck out, faggot. You don't belong here.

wow check out all these babes with max 20% bf

hecking woke!!!!

Only Astarion appeared that way to me and it fit his character. You have to go looking for gay sex from the other characters after killing the goblins.

It's same combat flow and proportions. Enemy slow playing some animations you spam your B&B DPS move on him, he finishes attack you dodge. Size of the enemies, dash ranges and hitboxes are same. It's dark souls only without challenge.

Not really, no.

exposes ximself as someone who didn't play the game

Many such cases!

not mentioned directly a single time

Thats funny I turned it off after 2 hours because I was bombarded with faggotry
Why do you losers have to lie so much?

she called me a slut and told me to fuck off when I hit on her after the rest of camp had already slobbered all over me

Trash girls
Cucks have pretty low standards

everyone is bi, poor refuges even if they steal they are still good guys and not helping them is evil, bear sex, one of plot point is undead angry dad because his daughter is lesbian for angel.

3 of these are the exact same body types with different colors

I need a list of woke things in BG3 and how easily noticeable those things really are. Otherwise you could be a total mass murdering lunatic if you really wanted to.

OP deliberately searched for woke stuff

Never mind OP is a gigantic raging full homo.

Go woke... make bank?

There's not a single likeable female character besides the disgusting frog bitch who's always the most based for some reason.

woke done right

lets ignore that it was riding on the critical roll audience

Why would you want a fantasy that's even gayer than the real world? Do you hate yourself?

BG3

nuance

Pick one and only one.

3 out of 4 dialogue options are always the le hecking wholesome ones, with the last one worded so stereotypically shitty as to have people avoid it at all costs

don't you dare harm the cute doggerino quest!

we are family type quests celebrating the diversity of the cast

strong women telling you about their bisexuals adventures

white male bad quest

inclusivity is important quest

coming out character quest

Gays and lesbians everywhere

Devs literally complained about people making white male characters

You love eating up propaganda so much you don't see it anymore

Being halfway down the slippery slope compared to 3/4 is only an improvement to retards and shortsighted monkeys. In 10 years faggots like you will be like "man 2024 woke wasn't so bad, why don't we just go back to then".

You might both be right, because I think they nerfed how horny companions were after people complained about this

Well for the record, she admits that she screwed around a ton in school and doesn't even consider sleeping with you twice unless you talk her into it.
Basically, she's the town bicycle that frequently kills people.

no one cares what you have to say go jump in the meat grinder

That's every character.

Critical role is woke too what's your point

Are you really trying to claim that gay people don't exist in the real world? They exist today. They existed thousands of years ago, too. They've always existed at every point in history. The Greeks had entire military divisions dedicated to it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Stupid fucking retard. The whole problem with woke is that it’s in your face. You could have a game where every character is gay nigger and it still wouldn’t necessarily be woke

I didn't say that, and I don't care about your poor attempts at anthropology. Go be literally and figuratively butthurt somewhere else.

Just say, "You blown me the fuck out so hard that I want you to leave" instead lmfao.

Until I cure her of her whorish ways with superior ist(d)i(c)k? Even better.

You have been permanently banned from the Dragon Age™: The Veilguard Hub.
You have been banned by a forum moderator.

No, fuck off. It should have never been woke. Larian was never about that. They went on a massive hiring spree for bg3, and since most devs today are leftists, the company got quickly overtaken by the new leftist hires who proceeded to interject their ideology all over the game. There was relatively little woke in early access, just some nonwhite NPCs here and there. It was never marketed as woke game either. Then the game comes out and now there are pronouns, body type, option to select cock on a female character in character creator. The parts of the game that were not in early access are filled to brim with nogs, trannies and gays, and this is supposed to be medieval europe inspired setting. Complete whiplash. Larian basically misled and bamboozled their fans. They lost me as a fan.

Not really woke, woke implies you have to deal with some political ideology just having a woman or a gay character in the game doesn't mean it's woke, you can kill all the fags if you want, you can fuck a bear or kill a bear fucker. You just have a lot of options to play how you want, much like DnD. The new Dragon Age is woke, you have to be transgender and you can't really upset or even really offend your companions, it's also too light hearted with basically zero dark themes, it's just infantilized millennial writing strictly for faggots.

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This is a porn visual novel for women with basedboys joining along. prove me wrong

I didn't play the game

I gathered as much

dick
balls
rim
fingering herself in the corner

go back to way things were

from there you can demand more changes

this is somehow bad

this is what westrannies are forced to think is sexy after being fed goyslop for years

Oh, and all that refugees welcome horseshit in act 3. In act 3 the mask comes off and the writers just unleash all of their degenerate and sick worldview on you.

Refugees are in act 1

I'll take western goyslop over troonime garbage every single time. Weebshit is repulsive cringe.

Bg3 is the type of game that should make people quit gaming

you have to be transgender

why do you believe this?
You literally just don't pick the "I am a tranny" option

No you're just so young/stupid/indoctrinated you actually think today's leftist extremists are any different or less reasonable than yesterday's. It's literally the same people pushing the same shit with the same degree of vehemence, but since the Overton window has shifted somewhat you're tricked into thinking you can go back, or that you would want to. And tomorrow's retards will want to go back to today and thus the march into leftist oblivion carries ever on.

And you could say the same thing forever until you're back in the dark ages. The most sensible cutoff will always be "do whatever the fuck you want as long as that doesn't impact others or dictate how other people live". And that's the major difference between the games, one exists and can be ignored, the other is forcing you to sit through LGTV lectures and agree with it.

You haven't played either game

hellspawn rapefuges are in all 3 acts.

I'm going to try and break this down for you in a way that it might be possible for you to understand. Child logic. Are you ready? Try really hard to understand this concept.

Preachy Corporate Bullshit = Bad

When it isn't horribly written, shitty garbage, people don't notice or care. It is NOT a hard concept to understand. People don't bitch about BG3 because it isn't an awful game that wants to lecture you about it.

not being as absolute shit as veilguard does not suddenly make it good, no
it is still shoved in your face
but at least you had the freedom to kill the fags or kick them out of your party I guess, that's something

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People don't bitch about bg3 because twitter didn't tell them to

The only redeeming feature that convinced me to pirate it is I can kill every faggot that I encounter.

Ah yes, the old "how does this impact you personally" argument. You're fucking glowing

I'm obsessed with twitter politics, so every other human on earth must be obsessed with twitter politics as well.

If a twitter e-celeb told you to cut your balls off, would you do it? Just kidding: Of course you would.

Ciri is bisexual and fucks women nonstop in the books. That's a very odd choice for your reaction image.

Way to project twitter drone

Hot women help.

Ciri is bisexual and fucks women nonstop in the books

She get raped and groomed into lesbian relationship.

and beat your ass

Not if I reload and remove all your equipment, darling.

one simply jams it in your face but doesn't make you open your mouth

the other holds your mouth open and forces you to swallow

Maybe to you this seems like two legitimate choices but to normal people both are unacceptable

It is awful in the ways you said at various points throughout the game. It's just not as consistent in putting that awfulness ahead of the rest of the product, as was the case for other games, and people are willing to put up with a whole lot before they finally give up on something they're eager to enjoy.

she admits that she screwed around a ton in school

This doesn't make her non-monogomous this just make her an average woman

she sleeps with one women
one that saved her from a rapist and then immediately took advantage of her pretending to be a savior
it's kinda fucked up

Russian bronies love this game for some reason.

Bg3 is pretty consistently awful

Expection a redditor to understand that is expecting too much.

one thing is putting faggots, the other is pushing facism/eco chamber ideology towards people

Why do twitter drones all say the exact same thing

people are willing to put up with a whole lot before they finally give up on something they're eager to enjoy.

It's always this.

twitter

?

You can't be gay in Skyrim. You can't be anything there.

god damn i love me that fucking frog holy shit

Where else are you getting your ideas programmed into your golem head to the point that you think saying the same thing 5000 times is important

all buildered for Big Dwarf Cock

Discord.

It's not in your face.

It doesn't feel out of place.

It's not mentioned directly in-game a single time.

That means it isn't woke.

If I hear something enough, then it must be true. And hearing it from myself also counts.

times is important

?

OK, all those games failed, but this one (ONE) succeded, so it means you're wrong!

you have to be transgender

You don't, but you do have to be a gender-affirming therapist to get the good ending.

Veilguard would go up by 2 points if I just had the option to tell Taash to fuck off.

pitches itself as the weird-sex RPG from the first trailer

"It's not in your face"

Yeah apparently these bg3 fans are all from the same discord or something because they've been regurgitating the same marketing since early access

It flopped because of that shit.

based frogposter

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It definitely feels out of place.

It's not in your face.

It is, all companions are gay horny for you. Refuges good everyone else bad. It's very much in your face.

It doesn't feel out of place.

Yeah, when Gale out of nowhere want magic gay sex because I talked to him once it isn't out of place.

It's not mentioned directly in-game a single time.

Entire refuge=good is directly shoved in your face. Or how about Allyn and Isobel lesbian couple with angry father who don't accept their gay love and is also one of main antagonists and you have to kill him.

What does "flopped" mean to you?

It's not mentioned directly in-game a single time.

There's literally a lesbian couple who join your camp.

You don't know the terminology in gaming? Lurk more.

spoken like a true retard

Anon, I am asking what it means to YOU. Because it was objectively a massive success. So what does "flopped" mean to you?

But explaining it to you wouldn't matter, you don't know what the term means.

Spoken like a true retard.

BG3 has MCU post ironic writing and characters talk like Tiktokers. into the trash it goes along with all isometric, all Bioware and all Bethesda RPGs.

luddites getting upset at things they don't understand is peak comedy.

That's cool. But your culture and nation sucks. Even white nationalist don't want you.

The game is good and gay stuff doesn't make games bad

put some respect on sylvando. hes flamboyant but there is not even a slight indication that he engages in sodomy

You're just admitting that it being woke has nothing to do with whether you like it
You're saying the problem is insincerity, not wokeness
So stop using the term

No shit, he's a retard who really thinks BG3 is good.

But your culture and nation sucks.

Nah, we are the most based European country in the world and all based guys respect us

The game is good and gay stuff doesn't make games bad

It literally does. Even one drip of poison spoils the whole barrel of honey.

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BG3 is "woke" done right.

No its not.

It's not in your face

Yes it is.

Just like I cannot tell off a tranny in Failgourd, I also cannot agree with the dude in Baldurs Gate not wanting any subhuman Tieflings in his city.

Now kill yourself larianpajeet.

even if you can kill the faggots in bg3, the girls are still ugly as shit and you can create trannies in the character creator
I do not play games that allow you to make trannies, period. male and female only. no girls with dicks. I will not contribute to the degeneration of society.

angry green michael jackson

russian brony getting desperate

lol

can literally join up with the evil overlord causing all that segregatory shit on BG and enslave the whole city

b-but I can't agree with the hobo on the streets THOUGH

further proof that BG3 won and Anon Babble is reaching critical levels of seething and coping trying to be contrarian.

it's not woke because I don't want it to be

Holy fucking brainwashed

it is woke because I can't read

this is your brain on autism

You being in a cult isn't our problem.

you being retarded is your problem

russian is upset

kek

game that doesn't let you finish character creation without selecting genitals and pronouns and both are independent of gender isn't woke

Brainwashed

randomly countrycalling

seething

don't even know how the character creator works

fuming even

random

kek its cornered.

no arguments

pretty sure you don't play the game

I accept your concession comrade.

doesn't know what the word woke means

Retarded

esls have issues with slang.

people who call bg3 woke dont know what woke even means. woke is always forced, not optional. a game giving the player options is not woke, a game that removes options from the player to enforce alignment with extremist identity politics is woke

Nah, we are the most based European coun-

JAJAJHAHAHAHA

Nah, we are the most based European country in the world and all based guys respect us

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

your discord seems pretty desperate to pretend like anybody cares about bg3 here

It’s not woke if it’s not in your face.
That’s why they also shit on it.
If you have the option to kill the tranny, it’s not woke enaugh

it's a American going "guys look, this is the baed and redpilled way to force trannies and niggers into your games" episode

Embarrassing.

don't know what woke means

"woke" means "aware of social injustices", plain and simple. That's the original use. Someone who has been awoken to the various injustices/biases in society and is seeking to correct them. Literally acknowledging the existence of any leftist talking point is to accept it and be working towards "fixing" it and is thus woke.

but you're changing the definition or being overly broad or some other bullshit attempt at deflection

Eat shit lefty, everyone knows that playing semantic games and manipulating terms and language is your primary strategy.

tattoos

Pass

Sylvando is obviously gay if you've played the game, anon. His entire character arc in act 2 is about coming out to his dad (and being celebrated for it). They don't explicitly say that he's into buttsex because DQ is a children's series. I do however remember him saying that he's into watching buff men perform.

BG3 won and DAV lost, expect massive seething from Bioware trannies.

I did, did you? She does not approve of you fucking anyone else.

won what? aids?

"Tell me your sins, honey."

"I voted Republican once."

Woke done right does happen but mostly in the past when it was clever and subtle.

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Fags don't want to admit it, but many of games that they like would be "DEI tier" if they came out nowdays.
DA:Origins had "inclusivity" and homosexuality in it before such thing became a norm everywhere else. Guess what? Everyone loved it.
Even ME1 had it with your mono-gendered Asari that didn't care about what they fuck and that could reproduce with everything as long as it breaths. This would be meme'd to hell nowadays if this alien concept came out today.
GTA:SA, one of the favorites GTA series had all black cast basically and its main villain was a cop. I don't need to explain why this would get shitposted to death if it came out today.

I could go on and on, but here is a fact: It's not about "woke" itself as much as it is about how it is done.
Yes, DA:Origins had all that back when this was taboo to have, but it also didn't felt unnatural and preachy with these things.
Liara didn't start inventing 3rd gender to explain Asari.
GTA:SA just had niggers in it who were unapologetic about it, over them feeling like some weird zero personality blank slates that only exist so there is black people there.

BG3 is certainly gay as fuck, but I don't recall a single instance in which they went preach about it (much like Origins). Even tranny character that you meet in BG3 never focuses on the fact that they are trans. Hell, they are literally an attraction in freakshow for circus.

he sleeps with one man

one that saved him from a rapist and then immediately took advantage of him pretending to be a savior

See how silly that looks? She's still gay even if it's just fucking someone that saved her who ended up being abusive later. You give her a pass because you jerk off to her.

DA:Origins had "inclusivity" and homosexuality in it before such thing became a norm everywhere else. Guess what? Everyone loved it.

To be fair Zeveran says he thinks he believes he likes men because he grew up in a brothel.
And Lelianna is French.

You mean the same woman that raped her? kek
Ciri has no relation to any woman beyond her and the next instance of her having any remotely sexual scene is with elven king (male) who couldn't get it up because humans disgusted him.
Bonus: She lusted over Eredin and had multiple fantasies about him. Getting upset that said Eredin was just playing with her, over bending her over and fucking her like a whore as she wanted. Eredin is male too, by the way.

game made by leftist stooges attempting to appeal to conservatives or at least liberals

Guess what, Deus Ex was made by leftist jews that essentially went onto online forums and copy pasted classical liberal conspiracy theories into their game.

They need US, we don't need them

It's not in your face.

It doesn't feel out of place.

It's not mentioned directly in-game a single time.

Holy fucking deluded or lying.

it's not gay if your gay lover ends up abusing you and the woman in question is hot

Anon Babble logic

don't think you can afford to say "pass" to anything m8

Yea, Zevran case was literally "I only consider men too because I was kind of forced to since childhood" over him unironically like men. I mean, he says multiple times (not just once) that he thinks that he prefers women and when talking of guys, he just throws in that such thing is expected from him due to his job.
Kind of funny when you think about it.
First "gay" guy you could be with so to say, and he is only "gay" due to being groomed into it over actually being into it.

The interesting thing about zevran is he actually has a purpose and was contextual. Leftists once again airing the dirty laundry of the left. Homosexuals were often used by intelligence agencies as expendable assets and were also flagged as subversive elements that would sell out their country

That's why gaider made the spy character gay, he thought it was cool and interesting, I think it's damning and makes faggots look hilarious

Eredin transitioned? Kek
Because that's the only guy that Ciri lusted over really hard.

Also, She didn't fuck women nonstop, troon. Stop lying. She was only ever molested by one, but I'm not surprised that trannies like yourselves act as if this relationship was remotely romantic.

ZENOVIAAAA GET THESE SHITPOSTERS OUT OF MY THREAD

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It was romantic before the abuse, though. You chose a stupid fucking reaction image to bitch about gay people with. Just admit it.

Trannies like him never even read said books. They just parrot what they hear other trannies claim on twitter and said trannies also never read a book, but base everything on their own fanfictions.
Hence how you see Ciri's relationship with her female rapist being romanticized.

the rape of LITTLE GIRL was literally romantic bro

HOLY FUCKING KEEEEK!!! You troons are never beating allegations.

She's even bisexual in the game.

You strike me as the type of faggot that would call Griffith's creepy obsession with Guts as romantic just because it's 2 guys.

this guy is obviously in the right so we're gonna give him a rape dungeon so that we can be justified in siding with the squatters

here's your carnival worker for the day

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Ciri got the same tattoo (a rose) as Mistle on her inner thigh.

Before she finally left, the two kissed and told each other "I love you."

Was gay because he grew up around promiscuous men

Likes sex so much because he was never allowed to own anything for himself

Focuses on physical attractiveness because he had to kill the only woman he had ever loved

Zev is probably the only character in a game ever who's sexuality is actually interesting.

There's more to it than that. But I wouldn't expect you to understand of course.

You're inferring all of that because I called you out for posting a lgbt character as a reaction image to your post crying about gays.

establish controversy

free marketing

normies buy thing based off of marketing

Wow, so complicated

Says the fucking weeb. Kek fucking w

woke is always forced

which bg3 is.

Your "woke" example has the dialogue options:

Yes I like refugees

I'm not a refugee

Fuck off you're not even from here

This dialogue tree also branches into other routes where you can agree with the guy that the refugees should be turned away. There's also an option where you can suggest the refugees be enslaved in exchange for access to the city.

Was this truly the best example you could come up with?

IB is even funnier case for me. They made BDSM dude into horny (downright rapey) dude.
What makes it even funnier is that his default relationship is with Dorian (Gayder's self-insert) and their first night was spent when Dorian was drunk off of his own ass, a thing that Dorian deeply regretted aka he was basically raped and this got played for laughs despite Dorian clearly being uncomfortable with all of this. It even gets worse the more they interact as IB is downright pestering Dorian and gaslighting him about these things, making him accept that these things are "normal" and that Dorian "needs this." This is basically the canon default relationship for not 1, but 2, alphabet soup characters. This is how it is done.

This is even funnier when you realize that the same Gayder:

refused to do female Qunari due to that being too "fetishistic" meanwhile IB is pure BDSM bara fetish stereotype (he is even called BULL)

Gayder himself called this (this toxic relationship in which Dorian basically got used by the guy he clearly didn't like and then got gaslight into accepting him) as "healthy relationship"

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BG3 isnt even woke. It lets you play woke, but it also lets you behead every single faggot character you see. Thats why the game was successful, it was a real RPG.

nigger never heard of stockholm syndrome

kek

blah blah blah unrelated shit

Sorry, to burst your dream troon, but I posted no such image. I just called you a retard for claiming that Ciri was a raging dyke in books that supposedly slept left and right with women. She didn't! One raped her and the only time Ciri shows actually healthy type of lust that wasn't a result of her being molested (stockholm'd) by someone and she actively tried to pursue it, was Eredin, but he was an asshole and mostly just pulled her by the nose. So, nothing ever happened there.

You sure you wouldn't compromise for those fat tits

BG3 is the definition of a woke game. Giving a platform to drag queens is peak wokeness.

In my opinion if its not shoved directly in your face and the characters personalities are not centered about being a nigger, or a lesbian or a troon etc it isnt woke, it may be liberal or inclusive but for me woke must have forced down and self centered qualities.

"No you are my bottom bitch because I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED." *grunts like a horny ape*

Who actually liked Bull after this.
I make him watch his entire team die just so I can kill him myself.

That and you can just... Not recruit him. Shit, you can BE him, and turn him into a racist if you want.
Larian understood what the fuck "RPG" actually meant

Gayder lacks any sort of self-awerness. This is the same fucking guy who think that dwarf females look like fucking children just because they are short.

You can also choose to not play woke trash.

so desperate to pretend the leading female character in witcher 3 isn't gay

face it, you like gayslop

Without the title Baulders Gate, BG3 would have been shit on just as well. Even the devs were absolute shitheads that attacked the players. This game skirted by on peoples desperation for a continuation of a series from decades ago. Like a fucking skinwalker stealing the flesh of titles it has no right to wear.
So fucking sick of you revisionists.

They should have named this game "stop making white males, you chuds" but they didn't have the fucking balls (because they cut them off) to do that.
Fuck I hate you people so much.

Ironically, Astarion was least gay one as he was more similar to Zevran case (worse) in which he was forced to be a whore to survive while in reality he has 0 interest in even getting sexual with anyone.
Compare this to your good ol' friend Gale that had not 1, not 2, but 3 scenes in which you could accidently romance him. I hear that they fixed this, but this nigger was Anders tier of bad when I was playing.

I'm pretty sure BG3 is shilled here by a discord

Oh please, they're apolitical at worst

"Dude you can fuck a bear" >>> "You vill fuck ze bear, also here's a 12 minute sermon on my pronouns, trans rights!"

Anon Babble:

gay men that are groomed as kids

:(

gay women that are groomed as kids who are hot

:)

Haha oh wow. This is your brain on demoralization

I've said it long ago in another thread: Gale was an unfortunate case of Larian trying to make him easier to romance on release because in ea verison, Gale was actually the hardest guy to romance at all.
There had to be guides and walkthroughs, detailing every step you must take, every dialogue and scene you must trigger, just to be able to romance Gale at all. Even with all of that done, there was a chance that when time came, Gale would still wouldn't want to romance you. That's how difficult triggering Gale's romance was.
Hence why Larian "fixed" this and made the opposite happen instead. Which made Gale into sex pest on release.

We're wise to the fact fags are trying to claim the biggest game of the last 5 years as theirs. But the raw truth of it has always been freedom >>> mandatory faggotry

Most people chose not to play a game they didn't like. There's no reason to engage with something you don't like.

This. Astarion doesn't even want to fuck you, or anyone for that matter. He is playing it like that because that is what he was trained to do in order to survive.

Subtle but ultimately unsuccessful attempt at turning this around. You guys are learning

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the guy who is repelled by sex due to huge trauma about it...

...was being used for bear sex joke in promotional

What did Larian mean by this?

eurasians are into bestiality unironically.

More like objectively true

Kek

This. It was only a joke to westerners who would think it is a joke. To the devs it was just culture.

frogfu is best fu

Centrists are genuinely worse than rightoids. Stop trying to politically rationalize your enjoyment of a fucking video game.

I meant more of how out of the entire cast, they used this one dude that is traumatized by sex and only uses it when he feels his life is one the line and he has to do it (but hates doing it).
I thought that progressive companies would be against this type of thing instead of making a joke about it.

Thats just normal culture in europe. They are a broken people.

everyone is bi, poor refuges even if they steal they are still good guys

But enough about Starfield

You know what's funny to me? Lae'zel, the ''ugly alien'' is 100 times more charming and more attractive than any character from TrannyAge:The Troonveil.

Still ugly as sin so she gets made fun of constantly. It did reveal all the predators that find FAS hot though.

3 different variations of "muh dommy mommy"

1 normal woman

80% of the playerbase goes for the normal woman

legitimately what were they thinking

legitimately what were they thinking

europeans.

I love killing the drag queen at the circus then killing that troon from Shadow hearts childhood. Didn't even know that the troon was her childhood friend, soon as it talked I bashed it's head in

What's the bush status?

Yeah, you can tell it's European and not American because at least there's a normal woman instead all of them being fat Shinaquas.

Did you kill shadowheart on sight too?

I loved not getting the game because it had dragon queens in it.

To be fair, Karlach was pretty wholesome and charming. Best waifu in terms of personality, by a county mile

Killing my goth wife

No way fag

replaying BG3

get the no respec multiclass trophy

lose all motivation to play

Sucks as there's some parts of act 3 I like but I can't be fucked anymore.

All wegs have that archetype though.

Still ugly as sin

Not really. Lae'zel is just alien but makes cute faces and is fun and charming.

No one bought this game for being woke. It's always been true you can hide woke stuff in your product and essentially trick people into buying it. The go woke go broke thing is when it's front and center.

she's still "muh big woman snusnu muscle mommy"
and that's fine, I just don't know why we need 3 variations of that and 1 normal woman
like, have they forgotten how to write different normal woman archetypes?

Yes really. If you are into women with FAS thats on you.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Ironically, the lesson troons need to learn, most of all

Best waifu in terms of personality, by a county mile

No, Lae'zel is better.

Its been broke for a long time. This is one of the worst wegs ever. Way too much talky talky.

You mean your gay/trans wife?

What's so charming about being threatening half the time

Shadowhart is a woman, dunno what retarded point you are trying to make

3 variations of it? No one but karlach fits that archetype.

Tsundere enjoyer detected

you have
dom woman from the dom woman race
big muscle mommy woman
fighty woman who will stab you
3 variations of "muh dommy muscle mommy"

80% of the playerbase goes for the normal woman

Frog-chan? Minthara? Karlach?
Because Shadowfart was the only libtard tier woman who was into open sex and openly dreaming about Halsin while supposedly fucking you.
For a record, no other companion is this happy or fine with Halsin thing, yet Shart is wet at the prospect of you including him in your relationship.

Weak men trying to convince you to see things from their POV is always lulzy.

Shadowheart is gay/trans
Is this another ciri moment where you mentally block out that she's a lesbian

I still don't get why they made her whole persona being a cuck queen.
It seems really weird if you aren't on that part of the political spectrum.

shart is the only normal woman for normal people and a legitimately a majority of playthroughs, including 2nd playthroughs, has romanced shart

Isn't she a cuck queen?

bought that 14k latex suit

wore it for one set

never touches it again

also, nora did shadowheart best and every other bitch is just some dollar store variant. Also, I thank the russians everyday for leaking all these bitches for free on telegram, 6 fucking gigabytes just dumped with no care lmao

Shart's totally gay/trans. It's obviously bait for mentally retarded children

So it's a grooming game

The game has choices. A game that lets you kill every nonhuman, non white, non straight character is the very definition of based. If you play it like a faggot, you get a faggot experience.

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only if you let her
and again, this comes from her being the only normal woman romance option. They had to do every single normal woman path with her. Including the ones to appeal to cucks

only normal woman

"she's obviously trans"

4/10 bait got me to reply

You can literally see her pussy in-game. How the fuck is she trans unless you're using a futa mod?

Yes it's a grooming game. Only on the very surface is shart "normal" to bait children

Yes.

fuck off retard

Karlach is the only muscle mommy there. Minthara and frog chan are less dommy and more "we come from a society that isn't normal" than anything else.

stating this will upset the russian lolcow.

on one hand thousands of starving vampire spawn

on the other hundreds of lolibaba

Faerun will thank me in time.

Did you not play the game? Shart's entire backstory isn't any different than sevran/astarion, two massively gay characters

Waifu discussion possibly the most civil debate on the entire board, with actual cases being made for each

Feels alot like old Anon Babble in here, kek

still dommy mommy variations

Hers involves more cuckoldry than the other gays.
New anti-dragonirian measures are great.

Based.

The story takes a real steep dive after you kill Ketheric. Even then the whole area he's in feels unfinished and undesigned

Only on the very surface is shart "normal" to bait children

Shart is a victim of an evil cult that kidnapped her, groomer her, tortured her and brainwashed her(literally cut pieces of her memories). She is not glorified. She is a pitiful character that makes me sad. That's why i can't romance her, her backstory is such a downer the my pee pee goes flat.

Redeeming Durge was the only moment in the game I liked.

Because game is unfinished. They promised upper city 2 weeks before release. On release no upper city zone, Cazador is in lower city for some reason and Gortash lives in fucking wyrm's rock outside city.

Baldur's gate feels small, yeah.

she is also the only one who cucks the MC.

That only happens if the MC flirts with the gay druid.

Shart is a tragic character

Gay

Nah

You literally have to talk to the gay weirdos if you want your hit points, or spells back, and can't dismiss them.

They also make you play simon says, and actually listen to them or you get a game over from the world exploding if you kill the gay pervert rapist wizard that won't stop following you around.

completely and utterly true

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Yeah I've never done a playthrough with Gale. Stupid faggot

It doesn't feel out of place.

Laughing at you like I laughed at the constant American negro dwarves with floppy nostrils, giant minstrel lips and nappy ugly hair.

BG3 isnt woke though?

is there even a single character in that game with an american accent

Welcome to CRPGs where all the real quality is in the first 3rd of the game, they blow their load halfway through, and everything else is trudging towards the finale while all the sidequest are rushed or half finished. BG3 didn't do anything new in the genre in that regard.

I've always been of the opinion that CRPGs need to halve their campaign playtime and just up the overall quality. What good is a 100 hour campaign when it's 50% nonsense?

The only way to get rid of the companions is to 1. Already know where they are, and what they're doing. You need to know that hand sticking out a wall is actually a gay rapist that you're stuck with.
2. Pick the Edgelord albino lizard called "The Dark Urge"
3. Pick the right dialog choices when encountering the various gay rapists of the game, and have A RNG chance to get stuck with them anyways.

That's not good game design, someone could only be dumb enough to do it this way if they thought it was impossible to dislike they're wonderful companions.

Nah it's just trashcan devs like larian that gets away with this for some insane reason.

You're right the game is poorly designed. That's why I never don't autofail gale's portal encounter.

Moreover it is incredible how dirty they did the illithids. They don't appear at all in Planescape Torment yet this paragraph feels more impactful than the entire plot of Baldur's Gate 3 that deals with Illithids. They could have crafted a powerful personal story for the player and Ketheric like what was in Baldur's Gate 2 with Irenicus. The squid from your dreams is a massive letdown writing-wise too. Sometimes one wonders if this game had a creative lead at all

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She's autismo and it's very obvious her pussy gets soaked every time I tell her to shut up when she's trying to act bossy.

bg3 is the most woke game in existence. Literally everyone hates it except 1 russian brony.

Every major CRPG developer has this problem. Owlcat does it, Larian does, Obsidian does it.

Not really. I mean owlcat isn't exactly a good example of quality, they're larian tier. Obsidian however, have pretty consistent narrative quality. You genuinely need to be unable to make games to fumble development as much as larian

Nah, when they game had me put together a pride parade to show off to his dad how much of a faggot he is, I dropped the game.
He had too much presence already in a game with better characters getting overshadowed by a literal faggot.

Obsidian however, have pretty consistent narrative quality.

lol kill yourself you dumb gay fish, Obsidian are the worse

Id glagly make a run in Arcanum again which has the same issues youve listed yet is much more coherent overall

bg3 is woke

no it isn't. it's woke only in the eyes of the people who didn't play it.

Obsidian can actually write a coherent story, like I said, in order to be as bad as larian at game development you need to not know how to make games

Obsidian can actually write a coherent story

Obsidian trannies need to kys

yellow as a toad, twice as ugly

BDSM underwear

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Congratulations on your mental breakdown. Ask your discord for some pointers

I don't even know what "Woke" means anymore.
It turned from shitting on the government and "Waking" people to the weird shit going on to just "Gay people are special, censorship good, actually"
And its sort of been this way since Occupy Wallstreet happened. How the fuck do you people get astrotrurfed so hard?

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Stop noticing things.

I think about Shadowheart's vagina often if I'm being honest

Woke is a communist term that is used ironically by their critics to point out how their politics doesn't revolve around saving the plebs at all but pushing degeneracy

Arcanum is like 20 hours shorter than most major CRPGs coming out these days and still has issues in spots. I'm not saying any of these games aren't good overall, I'm just saying that CRPGs taking a nosedive after a certain point in the game isn't new to CRPGs.

"yellow as a toad, twice as ugly"

said a red skinned horned demon

It is literally the definition of woke, every single character is at least bisexual.

Anon Babble autists screech about how you can kill the gays, but that is not the point, the point is that BG3 is the forerunner of games that normalize mental illness of homosexuality and it's variants.

Have you not seen how the homosexuals have wholeheartedly accepted BG3 and defend it agressively?

It is the woke in the fullest sense of the word, and is the cancer killing gaming.

It's what Japan's been doing for a long time. They don't try to hide their fetishes with false pretenses and use it to make themselves feel more superior to others.

And arcanum was made by a dev notoriously bad at making games. The difference is larian makes bad games and nobody likes them

that Anon Babble is the forerunner of websites that normalize mental illness of homosexuality and it's variants.

ftfy

My Nigga

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i dont understand this delusion
in what world does "nobody" like bg3, the most successful CRPG ever
help me understand this viewpoint

Troika made two cult classics, a meh CRPG, then died and all of them have the same issues I'm talking about. What are you on about?

Where's the bg3 super fans that know everything about the lore? They don't exist because it's not a real product with real fans

It's also full of diversity.

what?

the cancer killing gaming.

But enough about gacha, microtrasactions, DLCs, predatory monetization, "F2P", committee development meddling, investment pyramids, diversity hires and quotas etc etc
You fucking touristniggertard

"woke" dont right

added zoophilia because swen thought it was funny

more gay npcs than not

constant ham fisted refugee bullshit

squatters rights quest where respecting the property right of the man who bought and paid for his house is considered the "evil" route

token tranny who does nothing but adds a tranny

poly cue "romance" that is canon in every run where Halsin is alive

BG3 is unironically trash and all its woke elements are hamfisted propaganda. Now Skyrim's Grey Quarter. *That's* how you do refugee bullshit without it being *just* propaganda.

more gay npcs than not

You. Did. NOT. Play. The. Game. Faggot.

Troika had a cult following, that's called actual fans. Bg3 doesnt have actual fans

Yes I did. Of the NPCs that were in relationships, most were gay. Act 3 even starts out by panning past a couple lezzing out in public.

nora should post BBC riding vids

Every character talking like a quirky californian millennial is a worse sin than any woke shit could be.

Nobody likes Counter-Strike or Dota or Deadlock because there are no lore channels?
They're not real players?
Okay man

It turned from shitting on the government and "Waking" people to the weird shit going on

it literally never meant that you fucking false flagging asshole.

Explains why Act 3 was bad.

Okay there are no fans but people like the game?
that was your original point

BG3 has woke if you choose it. You want to be gay? You can be. You want to slay anyone who likes men? You can.
You want to be a maniac who hates women? You can be that too. Want to be a trans man who only wants black men? You can be that too.

hating on BG3

praising fucking Skyrim

SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE WOKE

No, Act 3 is bad because of the millions of bugs and the unfinished writing that makes major characters like Bex look well developed next to characters like Orin and Gortash.

How can you like something if you don't understand anything about it?

BG3 world because It was smart enough to capitalize on sex deprived Freaks and gay fetishizing women at the same time.
Its a dating sim for weird theater kids through and through, and a terrible RPG, that is why It worked.

A true RPG for everybody. You can be gay as well as homophobic.

It's almost like you can play whatever role you want. There should be a name for games like this, huh?

Gay'ashell simpery is something that started as an ironic shitpost about the absurdity of anyone actually romancing "her" and then attracted authentic retards

So the same as Disney wars? I guess that's a win for the shareholder if that's all you care about

It's not fucking woke because it doesn't have any of the woke ideas in it.
All it has is gay people existing, like the real world.

Which girl shown gives the best footjobs?

I like drinking alcohol and hanging out with my friends
I, however, do not understand all the chemical reactions that allows alcohol to alter my perspective, speech patterns, thinking capacity etc.
I also don't understand how interacting with my friends releases chemicals into the brain that has positive reinforcment etc etc.

I don't know shit about that, but I know I like it.
Your point is, in other words, fucking garbage

t.Halsin

"Turn you brain off and consume product" doesn't create actual fans

Unfinished why?
Maybe a consultant kept getting in the way and suggested changes
Think about it.

Where the Upper City Swen promised?

I am not a "fan" of alcohol, I am not a "fan" of my friends.
I like them, I like it. I like the setting, I like the comradery.
Do you go tell your best buddy "bro im your biggest fan"?
or are you telling me that if you aren't a fan of your friends then you don't really like them?

bg3 isnt a woke game you nigger, it lets you to be as bluepilled or as redpilled as you want
woke game forces you to be a tranny like trannyguard without option to say "no I do not consider men to be a women, theres only two genders" or kill a vile tranny to never see it again

There were changes in WotC later in BG3s developement and the initial people at WotC who approved BG3 no longer worked at WotC.

You're comparing games with plots that run for 50+ hours to something you consume that stupifies your ability to think

what? rpg has options for you to pick? how could they do that?

I think I'm noticing a patter, Anons.

So when I as a kid sat down and played Crash Team Racing on my ps1 and had the wildest time, I didn't actually like the game because I didn't know/understand the story?
Or when I played the shit out of Star Wars Battlefront 2 on my PS2, I was just coping because there's no way I could have liked the game because the story was missing?
Or when my friends and I played Black Ops 1 after school almost every day, I didn't like the game because I never cared about the campaign?
Or when I come home from uni and play BG3 for 10 hours straight for a 180 hour playthrough, I am really just hating every moment of it because I didn't know the lore from before?

Imagine not understanding the story to a kart racer.

Sadly the BG3 IP is not owned by Larian so WotC had input into the game . This is why Larian had to use the lore WotC had creted for BG3 after the BG2 games.

the BG3 IP is not owned by Larian

Thank God. It is weird that they thought they owned any of it until wotc told them they didn't though.

When you say down an played GoldenEye you didn't understand you were an assassin killing bad guys?

so now only the premise of the game is enough to like it?
No more lore channels? No more "true fans"?

How did BG3 rape this board so hard? Over a year later and Anon Babble is still absolutely buckbroken.

The woke stuff still makes the game worse, but yes the game has good parts and you can ignore some of the wokeness so it's bearable.

If the premise of the game is simple, yes. I guess if you still have the intelligence of a child and consume large amounts of alcohol you could "turn you brain off" and "just go through the motions" with bg3. But I don't think that makes you a real fan. If anything I think it makes you a loser

Aren't you forbidden from being against open borders immigration in BG3?

Only in dialog and roleplaying. You can still murder hobo them so its not woke.

I don't care about being a fan.
I care about liking the game.
Your original post tells everyone literally

The difference is larian makes bad games and nobody likes them

Who cares about fans?
We are talking about liking games.

Please, for all of us, clearly spell out the bottom line where someone is, according to you, allowed to "like" a video game.
On that note, does "disliking" a game also have a certain criteria or bottom line? Where does that line go?
Can you spell it out for the class aswell?

game shouldn't have trannies at all

sucking off WotC

fucking retarded faggot

Like I said I think you're just a loser if simply playing a game without thinking is enough for you to dedicate time to defending it on the internet. Almost like it's your pacifier

When is a person allowed to like a game?
What qualifies?
Shouldn't be hard to answer.

what are you talking about?

You are allowed to like Baldur's Gate 3.
You are not allowed to like DragonAge:The Veilguard(unless you are a mentally ill tranny activist).

Insulted larian so the brony has to be an attack dog like usual.

Christian fundamentalism was still strong and right-wingers were the censorious baddies back then.
Weird how that utterly flipped in just a decade.

What is liking a game to you? You turn your brain off and go on autopilot so youre not actually understanding what's happening

I am enjoying the time spent on X, therefore I like it.

There. Your turn. When is a person allowed to enjoy a video game?

That doesn't sound very genuine. If anything id say if you don't have a severe behavioral disorder that you were a shill

nigger everybody engages in sodomy.

virtually no one does anal.

I accept your concession

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I hate how they all have the same body type except karlach

Okay I'm glad we covered bg3 posters have behavioral disorders

Can we stop using that retarded word already and just say it what it is: Horrible fucking writing.

Woke describes it better and more exactingly.

It's both. A poorly written woke nightmare

Two of these are aesthetic.
The frog and the goat are disgusting.

Pathetic waifushit and romance simulator. You demean yourself. What's your waistline, OP? Ya tubby bastard. The target audience for bg3 is poly fat women with crusted HSV sores on their face.

The frog and the goat are disgusting.

Gayest faggot on this earth.

Ugliness will always be ugliness no matter how much you try to gaslight people about it.
INGSOC fails in the end friend.

You're a faggot because you're not a degenerate

Lol. You're disgusting. You're probably a full on furry. No stable person is attracting to the frog with a hideous skin condition or the man goat

fags coping about being gay

You don't like attractive women, you're homosexual.

t. Mental retard having a mental breakdown that ciri is a lesbian carpet muncher

Karlach = Karl ACK

A game that lets you kill every nonhuman, non white, non straight character

How about thieves that steal from you, so your retribution would even be justified?

Nothing like walking into the druid's grove and having a gypsy steal from you and the wacking them in the face with a sword and everybody's cool with it because they're invulnerable

yiff in hell faggot

And them being smug about it.

blah blah we'll tell the guards on you

or whatever the ingame explanation was, you both know it's because mechanically you can't touch them.

I smashed him in the face with a sword then started staling all his shit off his table and a random tiefling ran up like he was going to arrest me so I killed him, then another tiefling, dammon, who is important for quests tried to arrest me like a generic guard and I killed them both. Everybody was okay with that. So then I went around the camp and killed every tiefling, then went to the goblin camp and killed all the goblins.

It was pretty weird when the tieflings and druids threw a party for me, it was even weirder seeing Mol in act 2 which I had never even seen saying that I'm the savior of tieflings

You're retarded, I see.

BG3

woke

KEK, you are retarded.

You know exactly how BG3 would look like if it would have been woke.

slim women

uncensored nudity

white male wizard

you can kill anyone, especially woke people, you want

This isn't woke, this is as anti-woke as it can be.

Ludokino Western RPG of the decade

everybody's gay

everything is an allusion to being gay or transitioning or real life politics

despite the game falling apart narrative immediately the only thing that's consistent is how gay it is

not gay

Ewwwwww

Gaaaaay

dreamt Lae'zel was my gf last night

BG3 is so woke that after Larian released the mod tools to make custom campaigns the only custom campaign that has been released involves shadowheart fucking trannies

We have a saying here in Russia

And that's pretty much all you have too you poor retard lmao

one year later

4+ threads up everyday

what is baldurs gate 3 even about?
is there like a bunch of routes in it or is it just a linear story?

It's a linear story about an ancient evil that has awakened.

woke done right

So neatly tucked away in bonus content and the rest locked away in private developer Twitter accounts?

It forgets what itself is about about 3 hours in

She only cucks you if you dont kill that faggot and you should be killing almost everyone on an average run because if you dont play Demiurge you are a retard

It's act based open world, so the map is open but only for 1/3 of the world, depending on the act you are in

Basically like 90% of crpgs