Hey Anon, gonna play any cool new games in the weekend? *snickers*
Hey Anon, gonna play any cool new games in the weekend? *snickers*
Yeah just played with my anal for 10 hours straight. You should try that sometimes.
Yeah...
*walks away*
Nah, bitches are still wearing slutty Halloween costumes at the club so I'm gonna go get some easy pussy
nah im goin fishing
No, i'm gonna play some shitty old ones
Now, if you'll excuse me
Same
wtf is the purpose of these threads? normalfags LARPing as real humans LARPing as normalfags?
in the weekend
saar
Yeah I wanted to play some GTA London
Thanks, I like Snickers.
starts furiously pelting jim with snowballs
FEEL MY AUTISTIC MIGHT, KEK
Elin, Ys X, some Midnight Club
Yes, I'm gonna have a good time
New games are all shit, you fuckin' retard.
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the british office is so much better
cool new
Little did they know I'm playing 20 year old games.
Snickers? Where?
Yes, and I plan to masturbate to hentai, too.
Pam sexo
Yes. How was yours?
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ESL spotted.
in the weekend
Imagine a bunch of esl euroscum trying to make fun of someone using english they don't understand.
Yup. Im gonna play original Prey. Its about aliens and abductions. Kinda like X-Files, except you are rambo and there is a lot of action and aliens, and unfortunately no Scully.
except you are rambo
Closer to Billy from Predator. Kino choice anon.
"Yeah I'm gonna play hide the bing bing in your moms wahoo"
in the weekend
good morning saars
Billy from Predator
Yup. But you kind ahave to factor in that they are normies and Rambo is more recognisable to them.
I wish we had nore games like Doom 3, Quake 4, and original Prey. And Deus Ex, Arkane's Prey, System Shock, Dark Messiah.
No one on my workplace knows anything about me; I don't see the point of talking about my hobbies and personal interest to a bunch of strangers.
Anons being attention whores explains the nonstop Steam Friends threads.
I had a “Jim” in my office - douchebag who likes to disturb coworkers to impress the office’s “Pam” (6/10 who’s only the most attractive there because every other woman is either married, old or ugly) and can only get away with his antics because the branch’s superior (also a woman) likes him since he’s tall and good looking.
Everyone else fucking hates him though, and some even resigned or transferred to another team/branch because they couldn’t stand him. Real life is not The fucking Office.
In the real life you'd "handle" your Jim instead of letting him run rampant.
I'm talking literally beating him up, breaking bones types stuff.
I played Trine 2
M-maybe we could play together? It's a 3 player game about a wizard, a knight and a thief going on an adventure!
*snickers*
is this suppose to be NIGGER joke?
esl just wasn't familiar with english.
Office life sounds cozy
I wish I worked in an office and played on Microsoft Excel all day. I hate the kitchen pot wash and warehouse worker gulags.
Real niggas prefer picrel
It's boring as shit and the people are even worse
Before becoming an artist I worked in office and on construction site. Construction site was better, I'll tell you. Office is a disaster, there was an old woman who sat next to me who was Venezuelan or whatever, and I didn't understand anything she said because of her thick accent, and she was a fan of fucking Big Bang Theory and kept telling me telling about the characters, how Sheldon liked to say "Bazinga" (I'm not making this up), and I out of politeness needed to pay attention to her, holy shit. Not to mention that 99% of the conversations were people looking for an ear to vent their complaints, and for some reason I was always the one chosen because I didn't talk about myself, and that was all people wanted, someone who didn't talk but listen.
The only decent thing about the office is that you see some tight asses in women's formal clothes every now and then.
get a job in an educational training board
hired because I know how to use Excel
most of my work is just inputting data and using the sort function, then sending it to my manager
get praised for how good my work is
basically do nothing but browse/play vidya for 6 hrs
office is heated and I can have all the coffee/biscuits I want
don't have to interact with anyone outside of email (and its rare its anyone other than my manager)
I'm never leaving
ESLs calling other people ESL
kek, what a time to be alive. It used to be the case than almost none of you were here.
cool new games
Like what? It's all either pozzed shit with bad gameplay like Concord, or sexualised shit with bad gameplay like Nier Automata.
god I wish this was me
It's nice, but WFH is even better
Only work for a few hours a day
Spend the rest of my time pretending to work but actually just shitposting and watching youtube on my laptop
Nope just some more stellaris.
almost no one in the office liked jim, they just tolerated him because they hated dwight way more
Stanley constantly threw shade at him for being an annoying and lazy asshole
Meredith seems like barely tolerated him but only because dwight was worse
Creed doesn't care
both Kevin and the gay spic seem to actually like him
Meredith wanted to fuck him
Well, the Office is only realistic in how much they could get away with shit thanks to Michael don't caring, but they always show how all of that ends as soon as someone else takes the leadership (Charles, that dog lady)
mfw I'm a gamer
Pick some obscure indieshit and go all this guy on them.
My time is worthless so I might as well waste some of yours.
It isn't the 90s anymore. No one actually cares about other people playing video games. It is pretty ubiquitous now.
no one cares about ther people in general, some 10 years ago people would at least pretend to care about each others rambles, today everyone is a fuckin machine im sick of it.
Every other person in the show dislikes or merely tolerates Jim. You don't see it that much since the majority of the show revolves around him, Pam, Dwight, and Michael
"Don't you think it's a bad idea to pick on a man with nothing to lose?"
Turns 360 degrees and walks away
no, me and my internet friends are going to obsess over the play count and sales numbers of a game we will never play but hate!
w..why?
to fight the woke! It's an epic culture war and we have to defeat the troons!
why are you laughing at me STOP LAUGHING THIS IS IMPORTANT
Nah, there's always someone roleplaying on a videogame imageboard with typed out gestures and everything. More entertaining to remind them their life led to that.
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