Hey guys! I'm a Data Scientist and have crunched the numbers for Dragon Age

I can't reveal my proprietry statistical methods but my conclusion is that it's over for this troon game.

They're on 46k players currently, this time yesterday it was on 42k. There will be no surge today as we'd already need to be seeing significantly higher player count to assume things will pick up later today.

Once again, it's over.

thank you for your service sir I appreciate your work

You losers are gonna be so fucking mad when the next weekend rolls by and all the youtube reviews and journalist articles are out.

This game is loved by many, this love will propel it further beyond in the coming weeks.
Once again, the virgin incel unlovable loser Anons have lost. :)

got btfo by Dragons Dogma 2

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I don't think you've even played the game.

steam charts has done unimaginable damage to video game discussion

It's not about me playing the game.

chud math

It's not as bad as people say (apart from dialogue and writing which is even worse) but it's still not at the threshold of worth buying. I don't know why people thought differently, the only good dragon age game is origins and even they know this which is why they keep referencing it.

That's 1/4 games. Dragon age isn't a good series

The reviews are faked. They are not even hiding it. Look how the much more popular BO6 doesn't have the same review number as FG despite releasing earlier to boot.

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shills nowadays don't even like or play the game they're shilling for

Reminder that math is inherently racist.

first 3-4 days are the strongest, and after that the player counts start tapering off
if a game isn't good the player count will start tapering off after day 2; since we're in the weekend currently the numbers ought to be higher than day 1 and 2, but if it's not higher by a decent margin (20%), then it will show a downward trend from here on out

with how shit the game is, and its rating currently dropping (peaked at 79%, currently at 77%), AND the review count only at 7.2k on day 3 (!!!), my money is on the playercount dropping hard after the weekend

this game is as much a flop as deathloop was

the rating is dropping, bud, it peaked at 79% on day 2 and has already dropped to 77% on day 3
read: the people countering negative reviews by leaving irrational "take that" reviews are already dwindling
this game is a flop and no amount of "muh incels" cope will change that
LOL literally "take that"
all yur games will flop with that attitude

real math = chud math

Seething coping troon faggot. I've studied the machine learning and algorithms blade.

For example, BG3 started on ~470k players on a Thursday and added 100k per day until it peaked on the Sunday. We aren't seeing the floor for DAV increasing beyond the first day ~30k players. If the floor isn't increasing day by day then there isn't signs of an increasing player base here.

ayo my nigga I'm going to do a master real soon. Should I go for data science? How much math is needed? Can you coast on by using chatgpt? i'm just doing it for the swedish residency

What did you do in undergraduate? As long as you can follow along with the maths and stats a masters is good - for the most part you can coast with chatgpt and googling things once in a job but there are some projects where you're asked to research models and explain the theory, not as easy to coast in those but the general work is fine

What the bbc? Why should I believe you?

thanks bro. I did computing in undergraduate. Not computer science or information technology, just computing. It's some gay programme that didn't even include math for some reason. I don't have any credits in math so I hope they won't look too deeply into my academic transcript.

I hate how zoomers cant even troll properly. Saying the inverse of something doesn't make you a 1337 haxor trolololol god-emperor of bait.

Saying the inverse of something doesn't make you a 1337 haxor trolololol god-emperor of bait.

It does though.

This.

It’s pathetic.

It's possible for a game that wasn't anticipated to jump up in playerbase after word of mouth starts getting around and the game looks fun, but there's zero chance of that happening with this slop.

The Veilguard threads are a return to form for Anon Babble

kek, fast forward 7 months later and fagon age shitguard will have much less than 2800

please don't say the M word anon

there are only 7000 reviews though. Your math's way outta whack

Yes, yes, well done, Veilguard. Well done, Veilguard. However, recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute STEAMCHARTS stats to announce right now.

[Some faces at the Chud table rise hopefully.]

To Space Marine 2, for the cool use of Facism in a medium of gayness, 225,690 points.

[CEO of Saber Interactive comments on the Asmongold's Space Marine 2 video, while the other chuds applaud him.]

Second, to The First Descendant, for the hottest pics of ass that gaming has seen these many years, 264,860 points.

[Nexon causes 100 “gaming is healing” threads to be posted with the ultimate freyna skin and the Chud table is applauding even louder.]

And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to game journalists, but a great deal more to stand up to feminism itself. I award 2,415,714 points to Black Myth: Wukong.

[Anon Babble explodes with applause, not only from the chuds, but also from all the basedboys as hundreds of trannies off themselves.].

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I think we can expect to see it at around 82-85k players at peak today and likely getting near but not exceeding 100k tomorrow if it does "well".

But we won't be seeing any surge is they key takeaway here. It will be steady growth on a pathetic starting point.

Anon Babble wait for everyone sleep to tell the game lost 50% player

Why does COD have less user reviews??

There will be no surge today

There will because every popular game had it during weekend.

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Kek

exactly

dilate some more, tranny

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You should have studied proper manners chuddie.

So I take it you expect 80-85k peak today?

More people are playing the broken monster hunter demo then DEIguard

it's so over...

I very much prefer the Anon Babble version of Dumbledore than the actual one.

Putting in the real work

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a true return to form

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Concord

67% positive

it's already a failure and wont make the amount it cost back.

Not that anon but I'm not trolling when I say I genuinely want to beat the fuck out of all of you faggot losers desperately trying to make gamer gate 2 happen. Its not going to, no one gives a fuck about projecting your castration anxiety by spamming the word tranny. We don't need dozens of threads about this fucking game. I want to fucking kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you.

are they faking it on playstation too dumbass?

fewer

Ken, put me in screencap

considering its been reported that Blops6 is the most successful CoD ever (which i also call bullshit)

This game is loved by many

So why aren't they playing it?

Faggot having a melty

dragon age troons are spics

oh no no no

Its not going to

It already is, according to you and your freak friends.

Quality post

people who rush out to buy and play COD games probably can't read or write though

why are you fags seething so much. take a tide and relax

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I want to fucking kill you. I want to kill you. I want to kill you

he said, looking downwards at his penis, already shriveled from the barrage of hormonal treatment he has subjected himself to. he casts a hopeful gaze towards his Dragon Age Veilguard-themed calendar, which he received as a reward from Electronic Arts for defending their video game on the internet FOR FREE, which has the date of his bottom surgery circled and festooned with drawn hearts and flowers. "To own the chuds, you must first own yourself", he says, aloud, to himself, before taking a swig of his homemade troonshine and making another post on boards dot four chan dot org slash vee in his imaginary war against an imaginary foe

What does your girlfriend think about this?

defending woke slop to own the leftists

I kek'd

uhhhhh chudbros... did we lose?

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It's already happening blud, no amount of gaslighting will prevent it

I don't know, chudbro. I'm just gonna keep doing nothing in peace.

This is exactly what I'm talking about, supposedly you aren't the mentally ill one when you spend all day obsessing about tranny cock. You are an absolute faggot that thinks he's a part of some le epic culture war and all its done is made any kind of discussion on this board impossible. You are a worthless faggot and I would love to take a hammer to your temple

bow down RIGHT NOW to football manager.

i come on here to laugh. why do you come on here to cry?

Nah I'd win

Why is 50-70k bad for smaller niche genre like rpg? Can you explain that to me without buzzwords and politics?

The game wont pass the 100k, ans until we dont know its budget, we'll see if its a flop, maybe it is, but not at the same level of Concord

Its been in development in California for 10 years it cost 100 million to make MINIMUM so there is no way it's turning a profit

rpg is a niche genre

no it isn't, EA were expecting this to be the next big RPG like Elden Ring, Cyberpunk, Baldurs Gate 3. This was supposed to be the new game all the RPG fans were playing

This. The chuds just keep losing.

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I came here to talk about video games and instead I see nothing but obsessing over tranny cock from sad mentally ill faggots. Board is dead and I'm going to going to a high school and start shooting lonely looking white teenagers hoping one of them is you

yes, turd worlder.

That's crazy, but I don't remember asking

i came into a thread talking about a line chart of player numbers to talk about videogames

no you didn't

lmaaaooo

In a couple hours we'll truly know. It's not looking good so far though. I don't think it will even break 100k anymore, the chart is already plateauing
Where do you see this?

owari da

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imagine doing all that for free.

seems pretty normal at the moment?

Isn’t this the first time a Dragon Age game launched only on Steam since Orgins? EA was probably hoping for some massive numbers for it.