The only non ugly romance option is a dwarf, damn

She was freckle faced before, now it looks like she was blasted with shit, what the fuck?

most gingers ive seen irl are like lanklets, but they def make good shortstacks for some reason

Yeah? She looks ugly tho

Dam she cute

Would cuddle

Dwarf chads stay winning

can't fuck the dwarf

Does she get naked?

Her breast are nowhere near that big, you lost

They are when I cast enlarge on them

I'll mod the girls to not be ugly

Still loss

She looks like she has a skin disease. How can you find that attractive. Are your standards that low?

I don't think some skin markings like that make a girl less attractive, it fits gingers to have fucked up skin anyways, kinda cute

That's because she existed as a character in other game. See Isabela too, or Morrigan. Both of them are huge downgrade from how they looked in another games, but they still look like 10/10 super models compared to average abomination shitted out by Gayguard.

how much dick do you have to suck to find freckles unattractive?

This isn't just a few freckles like in Inquisition, anon. It looks diseased. I could understand finding her attractive in Inquisition, but here? She doesn't even have tits anymore. Complete downgrade.

Always wanted a dwarf romance.

DAO didn't have one.

DA2 didn't even have any fem dwarfs.

DAI just gave a non-romance with a bland side character

DAV brings back that same bland character but now even more bland and with more shit dialogue

Not only did the monkey paw curl its finger but it was delayed almost 15 years

no tits sucks but still think these kinda heavy freckles are endearing

Gaider was famously against dwarf romance options because of "ewww"

one of his "arguments" revolved around a thinly-veiled pedo accusation

by the 4th game his comrades use romancable Harding as a selling point

What did they/them mean by this? I thought homosexuals like "short, stocky and hairy"!

were origins writers rly this woke all along?

most of these romance options aren't as good a BG3. Imma pass.

I thought homosexuals like "short, stocky and hairy"!

Motherfucker do you know what I would do for a short, stout, curvy gf with a hairy pussy that could outdrink me?

I've been criticizing BG3 for having companions that are a bit too cunty, while Veilguard goes in a completely different direction and makes everyone so bland, nice, polite and inoffensive it makes want to vomit.
If the team in BG3 was 7 Morrigans stacked on top of each other, team in Veilguard are 7 Lelianas stacked on top of each other.

Character models are alright in this game, except for goat people. Andromeda was much, much worse, closer to Starfield than Mass Effect.

They all look like dogshit

Is this the thread?

Is this AI or airbrushed to fuck? Either way, looks bizarre. You have shit taste.

totally organic shilling

MAN, THERES NO A SINGLE NOT ONE ART OF THIS GAME ON RULE34
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHIAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

not even coomers wanna touch this shit, LMAO

what does human x dwarf produce, halfling?

*losing

short women with wide hips

Well based on the lore of Luthias Dwarfson it produces a slightly shorter than average human.

Pajeeta

Good morning, saar

Why do you all care about games having dating simulators built in? They're always poorly written, terribly acted and not to mention how fucking awkward it is seeing computer characters weirdly kissing or fucking. It's like the scene in team america where the dolls are fucking.
The interactions always look like it's written by somebody who's never even been on a date.

you need suspension of disbelief, its the only place where you can pretend to date some kinda dwarf elf adventurer wizards swamp witch (morrigan) type bitch instead of failed normie cat ladies or alt whores irl

I mostly agree but romance is good for players who want more dialogue or interactions with a character they really enjoy.

also this I agree, it makes me feel closer to shadowheart in BG3 if my char can bang her, she opens up more, vs just being yknow colleagues

But it always looks so weird/bad and the interactions are so unnatural that any suspension of belief is shattered.
I mean people cry over this shit, and it's basically like dolls being shoved together.
I find it incredibly sad how much focus and attention games like this have on dating simulator gameplay. Especially when it's adults playing it and reacting to it

I don't play dating simulators, I just wanna see some titties with my violence and fantasy settings, like it was in the good old days before normies took over nerd culture, I agree getting that into it is pathetic but I do want romance options in a fantasy rpg

But they're not real titties. They're poorly animated and fake. On top of bad acting and unnatural interactions, the only people who could get anything positive out of shit like that are ones who haven't experienced anything romantic for real

I get wanting to just have more content in the game, but it's still awkward as fuck looking at poorly animated computer characters "fucking" and the whole fake relationship thing

based gaslighting troon, making problems inside his own head

you're just overthinking it, digital titties are fine too, the interactions are usually just there to facilitate the cooming unless its smth thats acc well written like bg3 where it improves chars like shadowheart or the demon ho forgot her name, in games like mass effect they're 100% just there to open the door to sexo shit and I've fapped to miranda and tali more than once so it was successful imo

Dudes have been jacking it to fake tits and ass since the first time a horny bastard picked up a hammer and chisel.

the whole fake relationship thing

The poorly simulated fucking I can understand, but that second part is just dumb. Whats the point of any relationship in a game, platonic or otherwise, when those same concepts exist irl?
Should all games be Tetris or Solitaire?

AI

I don't know how you come to that conclusion when I'm talking about fake things.
I don't think I'm overthinking it. I just find the big focus on the dating simulator aspect of rpg's incredibly awkward.
And I still don't know how anybody can jack it to fake shit like that. It's not real.
They shouldn't all be tetris or solitaire, but again, my point is having so much emphasis on this, especially when it's poorly written and acted while being full of unrealistic interactions just makes it really fucking weird. I actually find that whole aspect of those games sad

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not reading, kill yourself troon

dating simulator aspect

its just another minigame and minigames are what make action rpgs fun, no one gets emotionally invested in dragon age or mass effect dating

And I still don't know how anybody can jack it to fake shit like that

this is just retarded though, literally all porn is fake shit, you're never gonna see those pornstars in your life, they're also faking everything for money in a studio filled with fake lighting in a encounter written by a american jew and recorded by some1 that hates his job for money, they basically don't exist either, so you can't fap to porn cause of that? get real, everything in life is roleplay to some extent, humans love getting engrossed in fiction, just look at all religious doctrine ever (I'm agnostic but still, don't think anyone's interacted with god since moses)

You sound like somebody who's only interaction with a woman is your mom. I guess you're the prime demographic for awkward dating simulator games.

Hardling

Chink elf

Old Necromancet

That would be my team throughout the whole game
I hope you can leave people you hate in the camp and never interact with them

WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat!
you can redeem my peenus weenus anytime :)

And I still don't know how anybody can jack it to fake shit like that.

Because some people just like it? No other reason is needed, really.

when it's poorly written and acted while being full of unrealistic interactions

Again, this is subjective. Some people enjoy these interactions and might even think the writing is good.
Also please don't up terms like "unrealistic" when talking about video games, especially fantasy ones. We should all know to avoid that can of worms by now.

an indian who's missing her left foot

The tranny DEI propaganda is actually working so well, only a couple years of pushing disgusting ugly characters and you guys are finding ugly things attractive, next step you find the trannies who made the ugly characters attractive

yeah the necromancer seems cool too, I plan to binge DAO/2/inqusition/this shit sometime soon, 2 is so overhated imo, especially in retrospect...

that's a man.

careless voice

bitchy attitude

iranian

I'd behead her if I could

an indian who's missing her left foot

made for foot fisting

Ok I get the mini game view on it. I still just think it could be spent in other ways than trying to get two dolls to hump on screen.

I knew you were going to say that and no it is not retarded in the slightest. I also think it's bad comparison going to the extremes. "But porn stars are also fake!", yes and you shouldn't be jacking it to those either. Meet somebody and have a real relationship.
All the fake shit like dating games and porn stars will both look fucking awkward and unreal to you once you've experienced it in reality.

2 is so overhated imo, especially in retrospect

I used to think this and recently tried it again and I think it deserves the hate.
If retrospect makes you like it more because of DAV then you should remember it also comes after DAO.

But the dating aspects and relationships are unrealistic. There's nothing natural about it at all in games. It comes of awkward and unrealistic, because in reality it's very natural feeling and not awkward unless you're a dweeb who thinks interactions with people are like in the dating sims he plays

you're forced to do everyone's personal questlines to progress the main story

Meet somebody and have a real relationship

this might work for you but it doesn't for everyone, I'm as acoustic a gamer as anyone on this board but I've had 2 real relationships when I was 20 and 22 (25 now) and they both ended in tragedy and since I haven't had the patience nor the will to seek out more and invite drama and stress into my life with dealing with that, I'd rather just jack off to get the horny away and I do that to doujins/video game chars/shitty real porn (much as I hate it and think its bad for society), but its all fake and ik that, it doesn't have to be real, humans are creatures of fiction, look at how much classic fiction affects our lives, classic works of fiction like paradise lost/illiad/divine comedy etc etc some peoples whole careers are analyzing those things, and you say you should only pursue "real" things, please, humans aren't real, we're schizophrenic in nature actually, living vicariously through some shit someone invented hundreds of years ago and put to paper

basically let people enjoy things even if you find it cringe or sad or whatever u do, also most people keep jacking off to porn etc even if they're in a relationship, because not everyone wants to have sex every time the other person gets horny

There's nothing natural about it at all in games. It comes of awkward and unrealistic

Anon thats how nearly every interaction in any game is, especially Bioware titles.

I have to confess
I wanted to romance Taash and fuck the man out of her, but no - she is programmed to be a man and your character is programmed to be a sub with her, and she really is fucking repulsive and there are some shots that make her look like some trash nog with the tons of make up, its double repulsive. I got my libido blocked after just 10 mins I spent with her.
Writers either never intended to make anything other than the lecturing message or they genuinely viewed that as a nice cute character. No, she is not. Quite possibly the worst character in rpgs ever.

Good that I pirated this shit, at least I wouldn't feel regret dropping it early on.

Norwood status?

is that inquisition?

I have an idea to make a dwarf and romance her for proper dwarf family.

Yes.

Is she cheating on the mc from Inquisition? I remember you dating her in the dlc if you picked all the flirt options throughout the game.

Yes, you can tell by how oily she looks.

Where

morrigan is super sexy in that game at least, been so long since I played DAO, I can't believe all these major chars are still alive, forgot the plot entirely except "get an army to fight the darkspawn"

I think thats a combination of freckles, dirt, scars and a healthy dose of incompetence on the devs side.

There isn't even an option in Veilguard to say that they dated at all.
It wasn't even a romance, it was just some flirty dialogue. She may bring you a flower or something iirc but never a cutscene.

It bothers that the female Qunari companion was supposed to be attractive at first and then they turned her into a negroid monstrosity.

what is that, concept art for veilguard?

Back then it was just known as Dreadwolf, but yeah, concept art.

So, it's confirmed that there is no nudity in romance scenes? I remember Bioware promising something different.

what in the fuck happened, jesus

issa mystery of the troods

You know shit is bad when Andromeda had the better sex scenes.
youtube.com/watch?v=4BGQZS2NeVk

tranny director felt threatened by good looking female characters.

they didn't promise it outright but they definitely used deceptive marketing speak to imply it

I mean romance novels and movies exist in real life, how is different in-game? Dragon Age romances back in the day were more so further exploration into a companion to give them a character arc.

The final dlc have you flat out state that you and Harding are dating.

Did you think trannies and ugly hags infesting gaming making girls uglier on purpose was a meme?

does veilguard even have sex scenes?

its fucked up cause I know a girl thats like a super nerdy weirdo yume shipper shutin type and she looks just like that not even particularly attractive or popular irl, and even that is too much for these people, had to turn xer into an actual ugly dude

it has two, one for Lucanis and one for Taash, everyone else gets a fade to black after a kiss

Jews*

They are the investors and CEOs. Troons and Niggers have 0 chances of getting jobs at the gaming industry if the jews didn't wanted them too.

Hey at least take solace in the fact that hard jobs like airplane pilots and surgeons are still based on meritocra....... OH FUCKING LOL

No, it's just a fade to black and a pillow talk. In full underwear.
It makes ME2 look raunchy.

I never knew because I didn't stick with Harding until the DLC
Is there actually a cutscene with her and the Inquisitor or is it just some dialogue?
Either way it's pointless since Veilguard doesn't recognize the romance at all or even most of Tresspasser.

Yeah, don't tell me you find this the proper sexy female character.
She was already built as a fridge manly warrior in that concept art.
You just know she would have act like a man if that version of the game came out.

What does she smell like?

she has broad shoulers but some actual curves there, ingame...

She was already built as a fridge manly warrior in that concept art

Anon you may be retarded but surely you aren't blind.
Do you not see the ass? The curves? The long hair?

Are you retarded?

has a potential romance with the ugly ogre self insert

what did they mean by this?

Halflings are human/ling pairings.

Hardin's dialogues are so awful it's like she's some cringy stereotypical teenage girl.

Its while you hang out with the black mage companion, she asks about your relationship and you bring up you dating Harding. Though i dont recall if she is even in the dlc itself.

Wow, that is so little of a payoff it makes me wonder why Bioware even bothered.

It's

Ginger

Tall

Big ass

For me

I knew they'd hook her up with either the they/them qunari or the chink elf if you don't romance her. They absolutely won't keep her straight since she's probably perceived as the most popular romance option for guys.

You can keep her, Ranjeesh

how tall? I want sub 5 foot

I won't rape a midget

The gsmes weird big head and stunpy limb artstyle only works with dwards lmao

t. lauren phillip enjoyer

Would work a lot better if they had a stout/thicc proportions they had in DAO.
Or even better the WoW dorfs.

I remember in DAO when u pick dwarf the start of the game like the first few hours? or 2-3 hours were completely different than if human, blew me away as ak id

SIRS

Dwarves are hot

ykonw irl dwarfs look more unbelievable than fictional dwarfs lmao, their proportions are so goofy

Yeah the actual Origins part of Dragon Age Origins was so cool. Especially the ones that reached further into the story.
Every other RPG has you start off in the same place in the same way with maybe some different flavor text if the devs weren't lazy.

you're a pedophile
t.David Gaider, a man who left biowhore cause they were hindering writers to becoming an axe wound apologist

I think their artists purposely make female characters with masculine traits / facial structures due to some fucked sexy is bad or to reflect on their own hideous troon selves.

I miss Morrigan. ;_;

I desperately want a midget gf

To be fair Andromeda probably had the most explicit sex scenes Bioware ever did which makes it hilarious how prudish Veilguard is. They must have hired a lot more of those ge-nz sex scene haters I keep hearing about in between.

fade to black turian sex

Still mad.

No, but having tardwranglers around these people matters a lot. By the time Inquisition came Gaider departed and Weekes took over the writing department and holds that position ever since. DAI was flogged for SJW content here and there but that dwarfs (heh, dwarfs!) compared to their latest mass catastrophe. As if the change in the man's look would reflect the AAA industry's descent to degeneration in the time period between the two games.

If it wasn't obvious I was referring to Gaider himself in the quoted part.

I'd say its the downside of making characters bisexual but they managed for every other game so I'd guess lazyness

isnt that pretty tall for a midget?

all the romance options are party members? none of them seem that appealing

it's because they made Vetra bi at the last minute and cut her straight scene to be "fair"

There were two homo only characters iirc.

Fuck you Gaider I hope Summerfall goes under for denying me my smelly, strong, wide-hipped, thick-thighed, hairy, binge drinking dwarf wife, you prick.

did it show them aggressively scissoring or something? Because even Andromeda itself managed bi scenes for PeeBee and that Charlaten guy by just reusing the same scene for men and women

Honestly I'm surprised Bioware was still based enough to not only give Cora a fat ass but make 30% of her sex scene focus on it entirely.

Harding is very short

I just saw the scene yeah that ass is great but ofc she has THAT haircut, I think andromeda would have done os much better if it wasnt pretending to be a mass effect game

Gaider thought dwarf romance=pedophilia cause of their size
so they made the tranny fuck her

the jokes write themselves for this company

Maybe, some are taller than others

Bioware ever did which makes it hilarious how prudish Veilguard is

Well Andromeda came out a while ago. Things have obviously got much worse. I bet Andromeda is too sexy for them now.
I forget when Andromeda was released but didn't Cora exist before that hairstyle was associated with bitches?

jealous whyteboi?

Sorta

bioware sent in the midget porn posters to derail the thread

grim

no but you can have Trash manhandle you and hawk a budget karlach loogie in your face

Harding a cute but they probably made her obnoxious and you can't bang her anyway.

budget karlach loogie in your face

what in the actual fuck

someone post it...

Sorry sir, written by troons, ples understan ok

everyone's obnoxious but she's still far and away the best option available

ahhh cucked again...

Are you sure this is the romance you want, OP?
youtu.be/YoryYWq8Q7Y?si=oCRNKNdz0K75x9sd&t=489

And when the hobbit movie came out he considered changing his mind since he thought that thorin was hot. Same for qunari woman since he didn't want a romance with them since it was fetishizing but his own self insert (Dorian) can have a romance with the Iron bull

fuck it's like a bad soap opera

Do you get to watch them while sitting in a cuck chair?

if you want to max out rep, yeah

You have to pressure her into having sex with Taash, there literally is not an option to discourage or stay out of it.

This board is always talking about the ideal woman being under 4' so there you go.

I wonder how tight dorf pussy is

Keep looking Anon, I've met a bunch at cons.

their pussys are short but very wide

So he's why WotC forced TSR to go woke and broke?

what does a Bioware writer have to do with WOTC and TSR

I've never been to a con, the idea alone always puts me off.
Sweaty un-showered men fawning over any unattended woman that happens to be there, taking pictures of her in costume for her Instagram.

Part of the twitter lynch mob harassing execs to go woke or be unpersoned.

Where else would you expect to meet women with similar interests?
Take a shower and you're already ahead of most of the competition there.

Where else would you expect to meet women with similar interests?

No idea but going to a con just to try and meet women seems like a bad idea.

just to

That's the best part, since it's a con there's loads of things to do, so even if you don't find a girlie you'll still have fun.

Aren't cons better if you have a friend to go with?

how 2 meet perfect sheltered waifu that has never interacted with another human without leaving my room?

Of course. How can I find my shut-in dream girl if I go to public events? Makes no sense.

Of course, everything is better with friends.
Cons are also great places to make non-romantic friends.

WotC is incredibly pozzed and I'm afraid there's no turning back. Same shit with Paizo. Uninformed players shit on Owlcat for woke content but they've done a miraculous job on navigating the minefield that WotC as a company and their source materials (Pathfinder) represent.

Didnt they at one point act like they were gonna outsex bg3?

Faggot

I was gonna say new entries usually get put under the IP tag (dragon_age instead of d_a_veilguard), but even checking that, there's absolutely nothing. Brutal.

I mean her face is pretty at times, but overall she's meh.

Gaider must be seething so hard nowadays.
He worked so hard against female dorf romances because his warped mind compared them with actual children, and considered it pedophilia.
Has he dropped by the studio to accuse them of being pedos yet?