10/10 Gameplay

forgive me Zanzibart + gay incest

10/10 story

I don't think so Tim

The best game released within the past decade

Condemned: Criminal Origins.

Doom

Unironically titanfall 2

Actraiser

That's easy, here's a hard one:

10/10 Gameplay

10/10 Soundtrack

10/10 Story

1/10 Artstyle

tetris

Fuck, well I tried

Still Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus, but with the in game sprites because they had to compress it the fuck down to get it onto the PS1 disc.
Yet it still looks fucking amazing.

Dwarf fortress

F-Zero GX

Tetris

Yet it still looks fucking amazing.

Then it's not a 1/10 artstyle. A 1/10 artstyle is something that genuinely looks bad.

Quake

Something can look like arse and still be amazing because it's in the eye of the beholder, dummy.

Of course, but that anon clearly didn't think it looked bad.

If this game could be remade with a non-flash game visual space, it would be possible to expose others confidently to what is easily one of the best games ever made, and the only SCP-esque game that's actually a legitimately good game.

Caves of Qud

Ocarina of Time

Extremely based, capcoms magnum opus

youtube.com/watch?v=nMaOPytadLU
That catastrophically bad commercial wasn't a bug, it was a feature

Lobco's gameplay systems are flawed as fuck and nowhere near a 10/10 and I say this beating the game 3 times.

picks the DmC game with the worst gameplay

Bloodborne (:

i can't listen to any version of this song that doesn't include Dimitri screeching in the background, it's just not the same

That's an easy one.

ENTER ASTLIBRA REVISION

Every """flaw""" you can find with the game assists its measure in the greater whole. Name one that is not either a skill issue or an intended element of functionality.

what about the part where the story sucks

Oh that's easily resolved by having an IQ higher than 70 or not being an ESL.

Metroid Prime

inb4 Undertale

that didnt fix it ill try reinstalling the game

every tool abno except for like 3 being completely and utterly useless. Its clear most of them were intended to be useful for meltdowns like Giant Tree Sap for day 47 when all the regenerators get turned off but theyre just soooo bad its not even worth your time.

Super Metroid
Super Castlevania IV
Chrono Trigger
Zelda: A Link to the Past

Hmm, I'm seeing a trend here...

Elden Ring

Kneel

youtube.com/watch?v=rO6Hcsq3nRs
I KNEEL.

10/10 gameplay

game has more juggling than all of Tekken for hours on end

lolno

Any FromSoft game except DS1

Balder's Gate 3

As much as I hate Undermeme it could fit this bill

Metal Slug 3

DMC2 has better gameplay than 3

10/10 gameplay

Their purposes are in wedge cases where you might find their applications more viable than trying to deal with the facility in a standard manner. We Can Change Anything, for example, can be significantly safer for progress when you have all kinds of Qliphoth Meltdown threats and Alephs running around in scenarios where a Midnight Ordeal could also be an immediate reset. It's not advised to throw an EXGod into there, but having a lot of cracked Red Damage resistance means you'll be able to complete days more safely than rolling dice with Nothing There/Censored/Silent Orchestra and their temperamental bullshit. You Must Be Happy also has a role in buffing agents such that you can easily have them uproot sticky targets like Violet Midnight or Gebura without too much threat assessment needed. They aren't just pure bonuses, they need situations where they shine the most (similarly to the other abnos) and are most potent if you apply them properly.

10/10 masterpiece of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=QAA6hq9RL-4

Easy

i dare you to 1

they need situations where they shine the most

and those situations are so few and far between, along with being less convienent and useful that you never use them ever. Again why would you ever gamble having an EX ranked Agent instantly die to GTS when you could just wait in a hallway or use HP bullets? Why bother with the ballerina tool that heals SP when you can just wait in a hallway or use SP bullets?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Umineko

Chrono Trigger

inb4 press X to win can't be 10/10 gameplay!

combat is snappy, and many bosses give a decent challenge if you're not over leveled.

I beat that game without even knowing how the fuck the gameplay even worked. I kinda just went straight through the entire game bulldozing everything without issue

homm3, simple as

GTS

Netzach Core Suppression or in a wedge case I've seen it used to survive Chesed picking Red and having otherwise innocuous breaches like Punishing Bird being beaten out by the regen, though I agree in general you should never /need/ to use this thing when you've got standard means of healing otherwise.

Theresia

You got me, I can't really think of a use for this one that I've experienced personally. That being said, most of them have wedge applications, it's a bit dishonest to use one or two examples and write the entirety of their potential off because they aren't constant buffs against every single scenario in the game. You could go so far as to say why have Black Shield Bullet when all of the abnos in your facility are using Red Damage, or why use Execution Bullets when you simply avoid Mountain of Smiling Corpses/Judgement Bird/etc. There's purpose to your tools if you're willing to use them when they shine most.

Chrono Trigger is an RPG for people who don't actually like RPGs

you dont play RPGs

DmC

Ultima 4

t. Secondary

tight controls depend solely on skill

legendary ost

great story with limited branching endings

sublime artistic direction

If I wouldn't give it to this I would give it to Deus Ex HR or Batman AC.

I name those two because the other tool abnos are so useless I cant even remember wtf they do but after refreshing my memory with the wiki there is:

heart of aspiration

behavioral adjustment

time machine

mirror of stat jumbling

all of these are useful and good

Meanwhile every other tool abnos has some kind of instant death clause tacked onto it that makes it extremely difficult to make it be useful. Its like getting +.01% stat bonus in an rpg except your character has a random chance to just instantly fucking die. The detriment outweighs the benefit to such a degree that its never worth touching in a game about keeping plates spinning.

I like you, mang

bloodborne

Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen.

Half life 1

That's hard
Magicka maybe? Braid?

based choice

Bully

Death stranding

Terranigma

Ex-fucking-cuse me? In what fucking world is Magickas artstyle anywhere near a 1, and Braid anything other than a fat stack of 5/10s all round?

gauntlet dark legacy
phantasy star online
monster hunter freedom unite

EDF6

this

10/10 music

Menu screen soundtrack

And both versions, no less....

Hollow Knight

The original version, mind you.

Jagged Alliance 2
dunked on you fucking cunt!@!!!!

For me, It's Shadow Man Remastered.

Story

Go read a book, faggot.

Halo 2 is the better choice

Dota 2

Bug Fables is the closest I can think of.

How else has it maintained a playerbase for 17 years and counting

I know frogposters are retarded, but don't tell me you think magicka actually looks good. Braids art style is pretentious trash but the game is good. Maybe not all tens hence the question mark.

Not to even get started on magicka shitting up the original vision with even shittier dlc costumes.

Pokemon Gen 2
As a kid
With school friends
With a link cable

I quit this game 15 minutes in over the art style. Some friends on discord saw the name come up on steam and asked me to stream it because it sounded interesting, theit reactions were literally "ew what the fuck?"

Tragic cause the concept interested me.

I would have gone with Halo 2 if not for that cliffhanger ending

Sengoku Rance.

Metal gear rising Revengeance

Shenmue 1 and 2.

Eldenring

based

Eldenring won
STOP THE COUNT!!!

Black Souls

lame tired old bait every time

based (2)

the fucking train idiot

I hate when reviewers spend an entire review praising a game and then don't give it a perfect score. So pretentious.

correct answer, I'm sure faggot OP would criticize the story but it's exactly what it needs to be

Weird nobody said God Hand

10/10 story

SilkSong

God Hand isn't that ugly.

slick combo friend

10/10 Gameplay

10/10 Soundtrack

10/10 Story

10/10 Artstyle

I DARE you to 1 (ONE) game that has it all

hm, i think Ligma fits the bill.

Spyro the dragon