Straight sex
Straight sex
wife material
skyward sword doesn't get enough credit for its waifus
would marry and impregnate several times
Why did Nintendo let you actually romance a frumpy item shop girl when Zelda is clearly set up to be your childhood friend love interest?
What if you don't like Zelda?
Link usually gets a harem.
thick eyebrows are so sexy. I'll never understand why so many women pluck theirs to be thinner
Because Zelda is the worst girl in her series.
1. Because they knew NTR fags was going to try to hook Zelda up with Groose
2. Major 1st party Nintendo girls are not blatantly allowed to have on screen romance, it can only be somewhat implied
SS Zelda isn't THAT bad. She's no BotW Zelda that's for certain.
Saying that a Zelda isn't bad is like saying that the pile of shit has lost its scent. At the end of the day, it's still shit.
Counterpoint: she is ugly,
And here come the cucks right on cue.
fuck off faggot
Nah man she's sexy, SS also absolutely exudes traditional vibes. Strong sense of loyalty and all around just good hearted, not bound under an umbrella of royalty or any other strong inhibitors
no.
she is ugly even compared to other Skyward Sword girls.
Fi was kind of funny and adorable in her own way that somehow I was able to connect with. Also loved when she danced on the waters. Didn't care for her singing though. Regarding her being handholdy, I realized that if I were playing games like I am now (a few hours then longer periods of time before playing again), she'd be a perfect companion to prevent having to restart the whole game or try to remember what I was doing.
He's right. She's not very attractive on outward appearance. She makes up for it with her overwhelming aura and desire to bear your children and her excitement of seeing you when you come to the Bazaar.
This is Orielle correct? This was the one I liked the most and it's a shame she has almost no art.
Zelda posters have been here.
The funny thing is about peatrice is that she looks like a pre-1900's depiction of a japanese woman, just that she's blonde.
Moon face, thick eyebrows, squinty eyes, etc.
I wonder if she's supposed to parody homely japanese girls who dye their hair to stand out more.
Guess it wasn't so clear after all, then.
Seething Zelinkers sooth my soul
The game gave me the impression that they did it because they thought it was funny.
Didn't you know? The childhood friend ALWAYS loses
She looks like she exclusively desires Gerudo cock.
Well you're wrong because the Gerudo don't even exist in her era and even if they did, they wouldn't be male because the Gerudo are a female race.
zelda was BITCH, frumpy shop girl was real know what i mean?
hell yeah
Fucking KILLED her in BotW2
Shit game
It actually seemed more like the opposite, Peatrice acts like a hot chip-eating phone-charging CUNT at first
At least it isn't canon.
You seem like you’re browncel and addicted to bbc