I don't see the issue. They look happy together

grandpa genes

It's unbelievable how fucking shit bayonetta 2 is.

Games with foreshadowing?

oy vey, i hate seeing love and children, goyim should be polygamous, childless, with no strong bonds or families

Do you not know how genetics work?

She's a fucking witch. Its a miracle her offspring doesn't walk on fours.

this confuses the brownoid

Sit down, anon. You need some education.

The left loves touting progressive ideals into everything because they're obsessed consoomers and feel they're not being "represented" enough, both in society and media, so they uses established characters as a beacon for "literally me" syndrome to project onto.

The problem is the lore with Bayo's sex and relationship was pretty straight heh forward, but progressives zeroed in on specific words to justify their headcanon because they're desperate for their fetishs to be acknowledged.

In a sense, they perceive this as something is being "taken away" from them - erasure of their existence, since, again, it's projection, vicariously living through a fictional character on the big screen.

This is a reverse for then when they do to "chuds" when sex appeal is censored or adding tranny jargon and politics (pronouns, Current Happenings) into preestablished franchises, saying it was never the "chuds" game to begin with. Well, Bayonetta was never their's to begin with.

TL;DR Trannies getting a taste of their own medicine

Mur Europoors

Wrong. A Black American ally made an entire video crying about her lesbianism being """retconned""".

Tldr?

Anon Babbletards, radfems, and alphabet fags memory holed this for more than a decade until it smacked them in the face

Hilarious.

muh leftists muh trannies

Also seek professional help for your unhealthy obsession with politics

NO! SHE'S A BULLDYKE RADFEM LESBO LIKE ME!!!!!!!~~

I always figured she was bi actually. But in retrospect, noncanon concept art p[layed too strong a role in that conclusion. I was wrong and am happy to be wrong in this way in this case because it makes people who hate me seethe.

speak for yourself psychopathy.

Reading comprehension

Trannies defends censorship and say "it wasn't for you anyway, chud".
They get a taste of their own medicine when a "gay" (headcanon) character "turns" straight, making them seethe.

You think talking about trannies is Anon Babble-tier? I think you have the obsession here.

So they lost and we won? i never played bayonetta btw

More like they were the only ones playing and STILL managed to lose.

These two play off each other really well. The majority of 1’s endearing character moments that act as ground to all the sexy hyperviolence going on come from the two of them interacting. I get that people who jumped on with 2 didn’t have much of an opinion on Luka, but I feel that if you start with 1 completely blind you really see him as the character that humanizes Bayo most in that game.

Witches are supposed to be strong girlbosses who did no men. For the mentally ill crowd, it’s nearly as bad as if she was voting Trump.

This. Still funny to me that when things turn on them they DO get pissy, despite smugly proclaiming otherwise. You look at the Daisy and Marina "white washing" debacle and it's clear based on how erratic they react to that shit.

family propaganda

into the trash it goes

I had very blonde hair until I hit around 25-28, then it started to darken. It's normal.

Yurifags are exceptionally mentally ill.

to make this even more funny, SJWs hated Bayo on release because she was sexualized. somewhere around B2 gays and trannies did a 180 on decrying the series and also started pushing the idea that Bayonetta was gay to the point where journalists were writing articles calling her a LGBT icon.
when 3 came out there were reviews that rated it lower just because of the ending, where she settles down and has a (straight) family.

Actually unhinged schizo

Platinum since 2009: "Haha what if Lebanese?" wink wink "No not really....but what if?" :3c

Fanbase: Okay lesbian. Gotcha.

Platinum with Bayo3: What? No - she's a straight christian family woman!

they brought it upon themselves and then managed to piss off the major demographic who actually played the franchise.

Ahh, there he is.
Took long enough.

retard
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final conversation of the game is with Luka

song playing is called ‘Romance’

Pachislot adaptation of 1 even adds a love song about Bayonetta and Luka’s perfume gimmick

The issue for me isn’t that she ended up with a man, it’s that she ended up with the dev’s shitty self-insert.

The trends are always such a grift with them. It's only ever the staunch ideologies, like Anita, who follow their beliefs to a T while leaning slightly towards their sides favor for some things. Still baffles me how quickly 3rd wave feminism started going out of style right around 2018 or so when it was so forced in movies and TV to the point even progressives where sick of it because it wasn't being done "correctly".

I think intersectionality's what filtered most SJW types because it becomes a headache of contradictions, trying to appease everyone and ends up pleasing not one. The mantra just dilutes further and further to where it's all about related to sex/"""gender"""/body/race positivity while trolling le chuddies from time time, like with Stellar Blade.

The real issue should be everything else first and foremost, there's nothing good with Bayo3

"Luka can't get the cool girl! Lukas lame, and dorky!"
When did gamers become jocks?

Will you do [x]?

MAYBE!

Years later

Will you still do [x]?

Nah.

B-But you said you might! You got my hopes up for nothing, faggot!

Woolie outing himself as not recognizing a Kamiya game character archetype

Fucking school dropouts complaining about basic elementary school things, jesus christ

She can still be bi and probably is. Most bi people end up in straight relationships, though, because

bigger dating pool

can have biological children if you want

They look happy together.

that's the issue for a tranny

Also to expand on that: Even with Stellar Blade trannies doubled down on and admitted they like the sex appeal, but it's not done "correctly" because "muh objectification", when they applied that same argument to Bayo years ago. Oh but now suddenly everyone's an expert on art and themes to where it's now acceptable when Bayo does it.
I don't think they can spin it in their favor with Eve until a potential sequel applied any self-awareness to the characters or gives Eve a personality. I can see that 100% happening in the future.

I can't imagine giving a single shit about this, Bayonetta's character, and Bayonetta's story as a whole. These games are fun gameplay-wise (or at least Bayo 1 is), but they're fucking awful everywhere else. Bayonetta herself is, for the lack of better words, an annoying, punchable bitch. She's nowhere near as likable and endearing as Dante, who is clearly who the writers were trying to copy. She's annoying and loud. The rest of the cast might as well be cardboard cutouts, because there's nothing even remotely interesting about them. Jeanne is a boring rival. She's nowhere near as good as Jetstream Sam, Vergil, or Azel. I don't care about the rest of the care in any way, shape, or form.

I don't get why anyone would play these games for anything but the gameplay. I especially don't get why anyone would play these games for fucking shipping of all things.

See also,

Platinum since 2009

That art isn't from Platinum, and it isn't from 2009. If you're going to make ridiculous statements built on Reddit memes, maybe you should provide a shred of evidence.

It's the best one, cope

I really have no idea how yuricucks deluded themselves into thinking her and Jeanne were a thing. Bayo was thirsting for Luka dick the entire first game

at what

Holy shit that neck

tfw you remember that gender politics obsessed losers actually consider "breeder" an insult

Lmfaoooooo

homophobic thread

Now now, there are no issues. The jooish libs aren't coming to censor Bayonetta ok?

Are yurifags still seething?

lesbians and troons really fucking hate when straight people are happy together.

That's how they interact with the world, hair colour, gloves, choice of voice actress, etc, are all yuri coded things and no one can disagree with it.

yuri coded

You can't argue against it because it's remarkably ambiguous (intentionally), and any time you present concise proof against it they just say "NU UH" and continue believing their own bullshit.
That's exactly why the word of god telling them they were so inarguably wrong the entire time was such a gut punch to them.
Which really just makes it that much more satisfying to everybody who isn't a fanfic writing tranny.