Slay the Princess

I finally decided to pick this up after the Pristine Cut came out and I really enjoyed it. My favorite routes/princesses were adversary/eye of needle/, razor, and witch/thorn. Which ones did you like most? Also I'm curious what people who picked the series up way earlier think of the Pristine Cut's new routes.

I liked the stupid cat the most, but then again I haven't played through the pristine cut routes

My favourites are Razor (best girl), Princess and the Dragon, Thorn, Adversary, and Nightmare.
I found Cage and Happily Ever After rather standard routes that don't really stand out, but Dragon was amazing.

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Prisoner for life

Adversary I think

Knife wife 4 life

Olev

As someone who binged all the routes across 2 days I think the new ones are good, but not top tier for me. I prefer the stories that involve fighting though, so that's just my bias I suppose.

My favorites are Thorn (wife), Princess and the Dragon, Cage, Razor and Happily Ever After.
I liked all of the new routes.
Specter, both the demo and full release.

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All I've ever wanted was to look at a bird with someone. I can ignore all the red flags for that

I never played the demo but my first routes were the tower and the fury. That, and getting adversary and eye of needle right after gave me such a good first impression of the vn. It would have been a lot different if I got meh routes like nightmare or damsel first.

protoWitch

What's a princess concept that we still haven't considered ?

The oracle ( Shifty does that)

Siren ( as luring to your doom )

Scorned / tempest ( fury)

The void ( moment of clarity)

Ghost (we have 4)

I'm squeezing my brain for something we completely missed

Happily Ever After, Thorn, the Princess and the Dragon and Tower

we have 4

That's one of my few gripes with the game. Too many ghosts. Give me monster girls instead.

Nightmare ends up being one of the more lacking routes
Wraith is short and Moment of Clarity feels more like an interlude than a proper third chapter

Wrath feels more like a dead-end ultimatum, with no real happy ending or chance for things to turn around. Like old Den. It's the princess saying fuck you.

Loli Princess as a combination of Witch and Damsel

I got Fury, who in the demo used to be Adversary with Tower's personality. I still think they should've kept that, she was hot.

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I'm thinking of one based on the chp1 betrayal ending where she runs out and locks you downstairs because you forgot to close the door. She'd be able to trick you into letting her go, kind of like Razor except played straight, or even just outsmarting you. The voice would be something like Voice of the Gullible

Ghost (we have 4)

Too many ghosts

True (well, technically there's 5 ghosts) but I think they serve different enough narrative purposes for all of them to exist. The greys are simple but efficient (be an immense asshole, get fucked), spectre is obviously good, wraith fits in with the greys as well, nightmare is an interesting one as it's very strong visually but lacking in actual choices. I think wraith is the only one that stands out as completely useless, especially now with the release of PaD,

the chapter 3 ghost routes are all dead ends

5

Nightmare can die, she's not actually a ghost.

I mean, this is a game about slaying a princess, if you want for the routes to continue after the deed is done you're bound to get a few undead variants, that's the most plausible way for her to come back
Also I wouldn't consider the Greys as two separate chapters if that's how you got to 4 ghost chapters

I want to see a fight between razor and eye of the needle.

I have loved it and added it to my bookmarks, that way I can keep tabs on it.

Razor probably wins, but possibly badly mangled. She's got the speed to do it, she's just kind of reckless.

Razor is OP

I should clarify I didn't mean final form razor, just the one with two blade arms and the blade thigh. I think that march could go either way. I really liked the fighting routes. Too bad two were wasted on furry crap.

if all the princesses would be forced to elect a monarch out of themselves, who'd win and why? (Shifty doesn't participate in the plebiscite)

Eye of needle could kill her in a single punch to the head.

I need a thorn gf IRL bros
its not fair
how do I get rid of this pain

Tower is the only one that bothers running and wins by default.

This but Razor

Nightmare isn't a ghost, she's a spooky Victorian doll. Unlike ghosts those fuckers actually exist and lurk in unsuspecting places ready to give you a heart attack.

Alright, if we're just straight-up power-wanking:

The Adversary can go toe-to-toe with you, more or less. Razor, though? Razor just demolishes you every time, no contest.

Honestly, Razor would probably shred her 99 times over before she even gets a chance to pull some Pokémon evolution into her dragon form or even beyond that. And even then:

Whops, time to turn into a pure weapon.

why does Apo bleed in one route but is completely unbothered by physical attacks in the other ?

Favorite voices?

You take her by surprise in the defy ending.
Imo she isn't impeded by the physical injury, just in pain and enraged.

If you're talking about the knife route, she isn't hurt by you (beyond her eye), he's just exhausted from flashing you

Because for all her self-proclaimed strength and divinity, she's only ever as strong as (you) believe her to be.

Narrator occasionally talks as if he's literally reading words off a page "it says right here there's supposed to be a knife"

Stranger talks about you stepping outside the pages

Entire world is metaphorical and subject to subjectivity and interpretation

We're literally a fairy tale story turned real, huh

Tower, she is the only one who would care about a monarchy.

Eh, eye of needle is bigger and stronger than razor. I think she could at least get a mutual kill by taking a stab, then crushing the head/snapping the spine when razor is close and stuck in.

It's kind of a fairy tale but it's also very much a literal place that exists.

Snake princess route?

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punch

How can you punch Razor and not lose an arm? She's literally made out of blades.

Hiya killer.

Middle school English

"Alright class, I want you to tell me what the Narrators intent was when he wrote this part."

"For extra credit, turn in a two page short story about the protagonist slaying or not slaying the princess."

SEXOOOOOOOOOO

If you like sweet crazy monstrous women, give Tsukihime a try.

blades have flats

Does she have blades in her face?

I'M SO SORRRYYY PWEASE FOGIVE ME BOOO HOOOO

I love lamias. I still remember a lucid dream I had about one.

Forgot the picture. I’m sure you will love the princess

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(Damsel)(Prisoner)(Specter)(Nightmare)
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The stranger

Her skull is, at the very least, metal.

Lamia are based, yeah.

Can one truly label me as a 'killer'? You, despite your spectral form, remain undeniably alive, thus negating the very definition of death. Killing, by its very nature, requires the irreversible termination of life. Furthermore, how can you, who dwell in the realm of shadows, assert with any certainty that I am your executioner? This is our first meeting (lie), a fact that renders your accusation a gross and illogical presumption. Pray, what evidence do you possess to support such a malevolent claim?

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She's referring to your killer mustache.

Concious =/= Alive

Stop posting the canon picture tlq doesn’t have beak

The long QUIET

Does nothing but ask stupid questions

More like "The Long LOUD" am I right?

What would Adversary's power level be?

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Around 500

Why did you put the shackle?

Because stupid idiot, didn't you read the sign?

QUIET-KUN YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE AND READY TO SET US BOTH FREE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO??? YOU'RE SAYING THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ME AND THAT NARRATOR-SAMA WAS RIGHT??? AND THAT WE ARE THE LIVING PROOF OF IT??? THAT ETERNITY DOESN'T BRING SUFFERING AND MISERY, FOR WE, THE TWO FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF REALITY, ARE ETERNAL AND WE OURSELVES DON'T SUFFER BECAUSE OF IT??? THAT WE HAVE EXACTLY WHAT NARRATOR-SAMA MOST WANTED THE WORLD TO HAVE??? THAT EVEN IF WE LEAVE TO CREATE A TAPESTRY OF LIFE FOREVER, WE WILL NEVER FALL INTO DESPAIR OF REPETITION??? THAT I'VE ALWAYS NEEDED YOU BUT YOU'VE NEVER NEEDED ME??? THAT IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT DEATH GIVING LIFE MEANING, THAT MEANS WE ARE BOTH MEANINGLESS??? FOR WE CANNOT DIE?? AND THAT IF WE FOLLOW THAT LINE OF THOUGHT WE WOULD BE BRINGING OURSELVES THE SAME MISERY AND MOCKERY OF AN EXISTENCE WE BOTH KNOW TO HAVE EXPERIENCED IN ONE OF OUR LIVES??? THAT IN THE PEAK OF MY ARROGANCE I WILL REJECT YOUR MERCY AND NEVER ADMIT I COULD BE WRONG??? WELL WHAT CAN I SAY BUT YABBA DABBA DOO! CREATE YOUR NEW WORLD, THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO BE THAN ALONE!!

IM READY TO HAVE SEX WITH MILLIONS OF PRINCESS

Need more apotheosis sizes Witch...

What did the Devs mean by making Fury looking super-fucking cute right here? She just put us through a body-horror extraordinaire funfair, she has no business looking this snuggable.

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In Dragonball? Really low power levels are wonky as fuck, but maybe 10? I know that start of series Goku is 10 but the data books are undershooting with his starting pl imo.

Implying she doesn't look super cute at all times

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Anon cut her some slack, she didn't mean it. She didn't know that mutilating your body hurt you. She just thought it was a funny joke, a little harmless prank. How was she suppose to know that you were in pain?

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I love Tower but dislike Adversary. What does that mean?

So (you) feel like you can fix her. You can.

Metal bones tank EotN's punches long enough for the counter, Razor wins even without her perfect form.

You want a mommy.

She can't be as low as ten, farmer with a shotgun is 5 and she can at least beat 2 farmers with a shotgun.

You want women to rule over you and never show you a single smidgen of kindness.

what if you stuck your dick in her hollow ribs
Would that be considered paizuri or naizuri?

Maybe Nasu will play STP now that it has a JP translation.

I don't know what those two jap words mean, so yes to both.

You're a subfag instead of a mutual combat chad.

But Tower is gentle to you if you submit?

Man this part kinda got to me after I went full Guts murder mode on her and Tower. It was my first chapters of the game too.

Boobjob or boobjob by someone without boobs

In that case the without boobs option,

why would she do that on paper ?

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Adversary is a weird fit in Dragonball because she's really carried by her regen. Bullets don't bounce off her and she's not lifting cars, so I have a hard time putting her at start of series Goku levels in terms of raw pl.

Autism manifests in many different ways, especially in women

It's her thing, she did the same thing for scarlet hollow and will do the same thing again for the Isometric game.

cause she's having fun.
with a pencil.

Another one to add to my collection!

marry me and I'll give you a green card (i'll let you in)

I picked it up after Pristine Cut but I had a friend familiar with it since before that watching me play. I felt satisfied with the end result and I probably would have hated how undercooked a few of the routes originally were.
As far as new routes go, Happily Ever After almost made me cry, Princess and the Dragon was very interesting and unsettling. And the Cage was more funny than anything to me.
And according to another watching me play in person, my reaction to the Moment of Clarity was priceless. It probably wouldn't have unsettled me as hard before Pristine Cut where she just had a cracked mask.
My blind first route order was

The Stranger

The Damsel, deconstructed ending

The Razor, Arms Race ending

The Nightmare, save ending

The Spectre, save ending

Finale, save ending

Second go I went

The Thorn, kiss and save ending

The Wraith, bottomless pit ending

The Wild, save ending

The Fury, weathered heart ending

The Prisoner, "only retards examine this shackle" ending

Then I just went and did everything else. I initially had skepticism around a year ago that it would just be a subversion of dating sim cliches with a horror twist, but I was pleasantly surprised that it was instead a horror game that is, both at its sweetest and bleakest, a love story. It's full of so many allegories and perspectives of the dangers, sorrows, and joys of sexual and/or romantic intimacy with a recurring theme of "becoming one", and I frankly wasn't expecting it to go that deep.

If Goku thought the adversary was pretty strong would her power level shoot through the roof, or does she change based only on TLQ perception?

In a fight between Tzeentch and shifty who would win? They are both gods of change.

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Narrator had to kill himself to avoid perceiving the Shifting Mound. Being perceived changes her no matter who's perceiving her (which seems to be a gag on how in quantum mechanics, observing something influences it).

Any perception affects her. It's why the Narrator had to kill himself.

Adversary would sky rocket, yeah, likely upwards to Super Broly levels, if not Beerus.

Reminder: She may be out of your league, but she'll always be our lady
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VA posts:
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Prompt archive:
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Razor game:
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Commission:
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Tower then the fury, my dick was hard as hell as she was ordering me to kneel and submit

But she is not out of my league, I bought her for 17.99 on steam. She is very much in my league thank you very much.

The sincerity of Slay the Princess is one of its greatest strengths. It's so refreshing to have an indie game that's not trying to comment on the medium, or storytelling, or whatever meta-textual bullshit python encoded and just concentrate on saying something sincere.

Imagine the smell

If Goku fought the princess she'd likely be his equal, maybe even outlasting him.
If Vegeta was sent to kill the Princess he'd kill her without a second thought, since there's no way a human princess is his equal.

Vegeta knows he is the prettiest princess there is, no doubt about it

Smitten is so based, when it comes to why evil girls are so good he really nailed the appeal right here

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I laughed out loud at his "my head is always empty" comment.

Death Note Light trying to play 5d chess with the Princess he was sent to kill, only to get frustrated because he didn't bring the blade and got Damsel.

Is there a guide I can read for filling all the memories? I have like 85% but some of the descriptions are pretty vague.

I sure hope so but he is probably too busy swimming in money

chapter 3
6 wings

mmmmm

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Who the hell is "shifty"? Are you referring to the amalgamation of princesses at endgame?

If you could decide for one more princess to be added to the game for you to enjoy, what kind of princess would it be?

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Dating Sim spin off with all the princesses when?

I think Fury's akin to someone digging into you and invading your privacy out of anger. She's lost control of herself in her emotions, and asking over and over, "Are you still there? Are you still you?" would be literally forcing you to open up and show her what makes you you. For example, if you got to her through attempted pacifism against Adversary, she thought she understood you by finding passion in competing and arguing with each other, almost like a hatefuck. But since you refused to hatefuck her, she's frustrated and doesn't feel like she knows you. So she just becomes an abusive lover who thinks tearing you apart bit by bit will show her who you truly are.
In the end she's saddened by the realization of just how much she was hurting you.
I'm sure there's other layers to it. Blaming you for her physically abusing you if you reached her through the Tower brings to mind a domestic abuser saying, "Look what you made me do!" when they finally get physical. But essentially she realized she's a violent abuser and is showing her more human, emotional, and vulnerable side.
I don't think it's supposed to make her look cute though, just remorseful.

Sexy lamia

A princess rapes everything approaching her endlessly

I so want to cosplay this mf

Nta but whenever there's like a queen or goddess in a game, no matter if they're evil or not, I want to serve them for some reason. With just a smidge of approval every now and then. What does that mean?

Yandere

You are desperate for female validation and have placed them on a pedestal.

if you got to her through attempted pacifism against Adversary

What, that's a thing?

Shifting mound

Play the game, is a good game

The ____ and ____

That's the most common method of getting her

A quality post, rare these days.

i thought it was by going at adversary unarmed?

I usually get her through Tower, but I've only done her twice.

Are you serious? Who would be pacifist with Adversary besides CG conpletionists?

How does he even kiss the princess then with that beak?

chapter III the mother

Unarmed and refusing to fight, or by fleeing after dying once.

Nah, that is another method of getting her but you can get her through pacifism as well.

Who would be pacifist with Adversary

Contrarians, hell it's practically made for those guys. Especially since this line is there if you decide to be pacifist and she is asking you why you are doing this.

Shifty because she actually has a statue, she exists more than this change poser.

werewolf

Adversary was made for me. I love fighting in my lucid dreams, so getting to go at it with erotic oni princess forever sounds great. Even better if there's sweaty bloody sex in-between rounds.

Tzeentch's existence and domain seem to be much more literal than TSM imo. Impossible to say since TSM would scale to TLQ which is impossible to scale.

Warp is influenced by the mortal plane, it exists because it's a personification of mortal psyche.
TSM is an independent god and a part of a greater one. She's pretty much autonomous and has no regard for mortal life, so for her it would be more like "I just accelerate the death of the universe lmao" and the smart ass becomes weak just because he has nothing to work off anymore, while her power stays the same.

Is the remake finished and translated yet?

Well, every route in this game no doubt has a depiction of love, no matter how twisted. And someone has to try and make sense of the super violent routes and see how those fit into a love story. Look at the Eye of the Needle's extremely narrow "basement" and tell me it's not meant to look like a vagina. One of the only ways you can succeed against her is to literally pull out and show her that there's so much more than just the thrill of going at it within that cave.

teraurge update never ever, no monster women for me.

QRD on the game? I've seen the threads in the past few days and the artstyle and bodyhorror caught my attention

Visual novel, branching paths like a CYOA. All the princesses are the same princess but she changes based on you choices you take. It's a love story.

The idea of a proper doomer princess like the one we briefly see in Stranger is left pretty unexplored

It's more like a choose your own adventure vn but if you dig bodyhorror and the artstyle then you should definitely try it.

Tony said that the Princess would edge Goku, because Goku would continually to perceive her as very strong and unkillable, all the way until she punches a hole in reality.

drink three redbulls

My blind first route order was

>The Stranger

>The Damsel, deconstructed ending

>The Razor, Arms Race ending

>The Nightmare, save ending

>The Spectre, save ending

>Finale, save ending

Honestly, besides razor that's a pretty bad starting 5. I'm glad my first run went a lot different

finished

No, there is still another half. But the current remake has a ton of content already

translated

yes, and playable

Ironic weeb faggots

But I am not even a weeb.

I've read most of Uro's VNs already. Seethe.

cry about it

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Romance/Horror VN composed of a series of short branching routes tied together by an overarching mystery that slowly unveils itself. Plenty of body horror, cosmic horror, gore juxtaposed by character drama and tender emotional moments.

I don't want to be a weeb.

so she's on a goon cave?
nice trips btw

why are you playing vn and not Disco Elysium or BG3 or some other western slop?

no sexual content

Jouka no monsho is the coolest thing ever. Not some fugly EVN
Your own posts applies to yourself

It's funny how people come to these threads (as well as other game threads) to attack people out of some compulsion for a sense of uperiority thinking that people somehow only enjoy the one game and have never enjoyed other games before.

Give me more random ass characters encountering the Princess.

Yami Yugi sent to slay the Princess.

Suddenly she's Egyptian and highly proficient in children's card games.

The faggot is obviously just here to be a faggot. If he wanted people to read his shitty vn he wouldn't be this obnoxious about it.

Rance.

You can only like one thing at a time, anon, everyone knows that

Rance will see one and only one princess lmao

Has sex with every body within the Shifting Mound

Shirou Emiya would save her.

Grimm

The Glutton

What do you think VN's are exclusively a weeb thing? This was made by two American's, does this instantly make them Japanese because they made a VN?

Just got done with my first playthrough. I don't know their 'names' so I got blade arms, then the nice cute one, then the heart attack ghost, then fractured anomaly, and finally the prisoner.

Cheated and paranoid were bros. Hero is alright too. Smitten was borderline annoying, but pretty funny sometimes. Just kind of felt sorry for the Narrator by the end. I didn't wanna side with the shifting mound, because I'm an optimist at heart and I think the poetic view of death as sacred and beautiful is humanity's oldest, biggest cope, and I'd see for myself if the lack of an ultimate time limit makes every moment as meaningless as its proponents claim. A flower that doesn't wither isn't beautiful? Not from my perspective. Let's find out if that's true or if life simply adapts and we suddenly have a new axiom to quantify our new, endless existence. But I couldn't convince her picking independence over and over and hero bailed me out and I just wandered off with the princess in la la land.

Gonna try a different playthrough later.

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I don't know their 'names'

...you get a big ass screen with their name at the start of every Chapter...

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so I got blade arms

Razor

then the nice cute one

Damsel

then the heart attack ghost

Nightmare

then fractured anomaly

Stranger

and finally the prisoner.

That is literally her name, you got that one correct.

Razor

Damsel

Nightmare

Stranger

Prisoner

I thought being a dickhead to the Narrator consistently the first go around was pretty funny just to see what would happen. It reminded me of intentionally fucking with a DM in a tabletop game, and I was happy to see the results of my actions beyond essentially giving me a game over. But I think the Nightmare was where the game was actually beginning to impress and immerse me, so I didn't really mind most of my first set of 5 being simpler ones.

To be honest I am in the same boat as that anon, I can't read so I rely on the audio to tell me what's going on.

how are you making these so good AIbro?
Mine just look like incoherent shit when i try to change anything in the prompt or combine it with other loras/controlnet

I was honestly stumped by "fractured anomoly", I was thinking Clarity but then he could would had to get Nightmare twice.

Good analysis.

Smitten was borderline annoying, but pretty funny sometimes.

The fan reaction to him is a bit mixed, especially with the new chapters, but most people that love him do so because he's required for and enables the best ending of the "Thorn" chapter
Paranoid is still best voice though.

Razor is the funniest, Nightmare is the creepiest, and Spectre Princess and the Dragon might be my favorite in terms of scenario and personality.

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I know but I forgot the chapter titles. Especially Razor and Nightmare.

That is literally her name, you got that one correct.

It's the only chapter I remembered off the top of my head, probably because it was the last one I did.

I seriously hope you guys slew the princess from the get go without any of the goofy parts on your first run.

No parole

off the top of my head

heh.

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Light Yagami trying to kill her would be inherently funny.

How come nightmare is a ghost instead of a flower anyways?

Stanley, complete with the Stanley Parable Narrator.

Why would she be a flower?

scout

it’s crazy how low the bar is for that to be a good reference

It's funny because that was the only time I changed my decision with a save load. First I trapped myself and waited out the cabin, then I reloaded because I wanted to try giving her the knife and it was way more fun.

Based AIchads

because thats what nightmares look like in undertale

Different tastes, I guess. I thought nightmare was the weakest out of all the "spooky ghost" routes.

He instantly wins her heart because he thinks she'll fall for the bucket of chicken.

They should be a westoid thing only. Westoids are too ADHD to read. Stick to over produced HBO slop like TLOU

How do I get the memories in each story that are desribed as "you've been here before"?

I dont know that is this.
A videogame? a some old shit of Newsgrounds? Why the monochrome visuals?

621.

Voice of the Coral

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Light is immediately suspicious of everything, but plays along with the narrator. By chapter 2 he has both deduced that the Princess is a god and has come up with a way of usurping her.

L doesn't give a single solitary shit about what the narrator wants, circles the cabin and, thanks to a thorough experiment involving the basement window, deduces that the Princess is a shapeshifter whose form changes depending on perception. From here he realizes the maleable nature of reality around him. Only after figuring all of this out does he finally enter the basement, unarmed, and explain his motives and theories to the Princess.

Scout vs Adversary be like

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Courage
so when's Queen of Anon Babble?

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A videogame?

Visual Novel

some old shit of Newsgrounds?

Released last year, got a massive free update last month

Why the monochrome visuals?

Stylistic choice.

Next year.

Why the monochrome visuals?

Appealing to the crowd that doesn't have colored monitors yet.

Pristine Bat instead of Pristine Blade

He's also pretty Smitten with Chapter 4 Razor

Lore reason: That's how the world actually looks like (The blood is red)
Actual reason: The entire game was drawn on paper and it was easier to keep it monochrome in post when coloring.

The princess when scout has the sandman

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She's a ghostly Princess wearing a mask because she's some unknowable monster who will always break free and come after you, poorly disguising itself as a cute girl. And this literally scares you to death. Kind of like a stalker and a control-freak mix, almost, but I'd say she's like a sleep paralysis demon too. Don't stick your dick in crazy, lads.

She's a sleep paralysis demon

Don't stick your dick in her

You're the faggot from that one screencap, aren't you?

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next go around, Light is just grilling the Narrator and the Princess for her name so he can put it into the Death Note

he gets immensely frustrated that they both keep dancing around the topic

eventually he tries just putting in "The Princess" into the Death Note, but that doubt in his head that it won't work results in the Princess being immune to the Death Note

dies in frustration that he got outsmarted by her

Chapter 2 depicts her as consistently thinking ahead of him since he was vastly overthinking the whole thing from the start

Scout is for Pauline and Pauline only. Now if the princess looked like Pauline...

No I'm just scared of dolls.
You have to finish a route on that particular chapter, then meet Shifty at the "cabin". Even finishing a particular chapter as your fifth vessel to reach the finale will unlock that scene for the gallery, even if you don't actually witness the scene.

That's more like Eye of the Needle, since it literally pulls an "I'm sure to win because my speed is superior" moment if you manage to defeat her.

Post a catbox and I can try to help. Are you using quality tags like high quality, masterpiece, absurdres, etc?

The whole ripping a god in half and trapping one half instead of the other and try to trick it into killing itself thing sounds right up his alley desu

instead

Inside*

In two weeks.

He'd only succeed in convincing the Shifting Mound and Long Quiet to reunite to bring him back from oblivion for the explicit purpose of torturing him for eternity.

Can you beat eye of needle inside the cave?

Yeah, but only with the voice of the Opportunist.

If you get the fury from adversary instead of tower does she look different?

How do you get him for that fight? When I got there I had hunted instead.

They look the same, but you can only get the happy endings from Adversary.

Is there an AI voice model of him (or does the VA take commissions)?
It would be funny to have granddad describe the Thorn kiss the way Narrator does.
I think you have to bait her into giving you an opening and then stabbing her

Not really, i've heard that those have been placebo for quite a while.

They look the same

Lame, I thought it would have 2 forms like the grey. How do you get the good ending from her?

just bring Cold or Broken and can get it.

Broken if from adversary, cold if from tower.

wait, how do you get cold from Tower?

I don't know if you can get cold from Tower, but you can absolutely get him from Adversary by just going pacifist.

The narrators fighting while Stanley tries to clip out of the world through the Princess's window via propjumping off the pristine blade.

I think I was misremembering, I know that broken fails if you get him from tower instead of adversary. I think both Fury win conditions come from Adversary now that I think about it.

My first fury encounter was from tower and I had voice of the stubborn help me kill her.

Clarification, win condition referring to the specific (survive the torture) path.

Good night, StPbros.

Good night, enjoy tomorrow morning!

Everything goes dark, and you sleep

How do y'all think the appearance of other joint chapter 3's would change if those, like the greys, had minor visual variants depending on which of the two chapter 2's you got there from?
I could see either Spectre-Wraith having lighter robes compared to base Wraith or Nightmare-Wraith keeping a mask, although maybe a distorted/angry one instead of a doll face?

Have you ever had slay the princess related dreams?

Urohack

lol, lmao even

They're not placebo on illustrious. Illustrious was trained on raw danbooru data with little to no pruning so they have an effect on any illustrious derived models.

My default style for illustrious has

absurdres, high quality, highres, (masterpiece), (best quality), (ultra-detailed), very aesthetic

in the positive prompt and

lowres, worst quality, jpeg artifacts, low quality, watermark, unfinished, chromatic aberration, signature, extra digits, artistic error, username, scan

in the negative prompt. You can try starting with that and tweak them, it does influence the style a bit and makes it look less hand drawn.

No ghost wife

Fuck

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I think I saw the vanilla Princess in a dream once, but it was kind of a disjointed dream and I don't really remember what the context was.

Just gotta kill your living wife and do some occult rituals. However more often then not that leads to something more akin to the grays then it does spectre.

that's a lie, the princess in chapter 1 isn't your wife.

"Hiya, killer..."

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I have the misfortune of having dreams that are indistinguishable from real life. In my dream I was scrolling through an STP thread and the devs had just posted some art for the new Prisoner chapter that we shitposting over.

That was the dream

The fact there is no nerd princess with heavy glasses and braces is a godamn travesty

I think i did yesterday. I don't remember shit but i remember waking up thinking "Yep, that bitch deserved death alright" with a grin.
Fan of saving her btw

*tucks you into bed*

Buy an ad

I lucid dream frequently and after reading the VN I want to personally immerse myself in some of the scenarios, especially the Adversary. Conjuring up a simple environment like the cabins wouldn't be so difficult. The setting of the game is pretty dreamlike to begin with as well, especially the role belief plays in shaping things.

finally listen to that Won't Be Slain Here song Youtube keeps pushing at me

the Narrator is rapping

I don't wanna harp about le zoomers, but man, this is just comically retarded and unfitting.

wake up

still no ghost wife

life is pain

I mean that does sound retarded, yeah.

It sucks man.

I actually had a dream last night that there was a Smitten route for Apotheosis. I don't remember too much of it, only that Smitten was somehow even more of a simp for her than Broken.

The single dream I had was a few days ago, I was in the void talking to shifty (the hands), then I randomly asked her if she watched the movie (I have no idea what the movie was, I just knew I watched something), she was caught by surprise and asked how did I know about that and if I "remembered the universe". I got confused and woke up before I could answer.

If you want to try your luck with dreams more, take 5htp and melatonin before bed.

almost 30yo khhv wageslave

Princess for this feel?

Prisoner, easy.

almost 30yo khhv wageslave

This will be me in the future.
Here, have a Witch.

Having actual tastes of romantic/sexual experiences followed by a long drought is worse than being a virgin. At least virgins don't know what they're missing out on.

My experiences were pretty lackluster so looks like I have the best of both worlds!

i didn't take prompts yesterday. for that i will work twice as hard today, if you give me your ideas.

Favorite 90s/00s cartoons of all the Princesses?

stinky gremlin wife

I broke up with my long-term tomboy gf when she told me she was going to transition

been single for 6 years now

any she eats he eats she eats he eats she eats he eats fans out here?
shit was kino

she told me she was going to transition

I'm so sorry anon...

I had one where there was somehow an old, forgotten flash game with the same premise of a princess locked in a basement, made by someone that wasnt black tabby games
i think it was on kongregate
it wasn't hand-drawn but still had a similar style (black and white color scheme with sepia tones)
and was story focused
even in the dream I was only reminiscencing about it, it made me feel real fucking melancholic
i think it was called pity the princess
now that i think about it the dream might have been based off of the forgotten, unavailable princess only seen once during the stranger route
my subconciousness somehow lumped her in with the death of flash (yes i know theres replacements)

So the Princess represents the trans identity and the player represents conservatism?

I hope this game gets more popular so I can get more fanart of my favorite girls.

Something I'm working on, hopefully I'll be done before thread is dead.

Was it a "find the difference" game by any chance?

Okay I know I promised to work twice as hard but I genuinely only know like three cartoons from that era because I didn't watch any as a kid besides spongebob.

is ok. have princesses now

anon """"requested""" this some threads ago.
Drawfags are busy or something so I do it for him [no homo]
i cant draw pls no bully

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Favorite philosopher of each princess.

What if Princess but she Narrator?

Take your time. I'm sure you've got a good 6 hours before the thread dies.

I remember that request, I didn't make that request but this is fucking perfect. Great work anOn

kek this is gold

Literally Tower

You could have saved her, anon.

the princesses decide to play some dnd
what kind of characters do they make? classes? alignment?
what kind of group dynamics do they have? which aspect of the game does each of them prefer? how good, if any, is each of them at being a DM?

Princess fumo plush

There should be a cute, murderous loli princess that you can correct.

i only know like three philosophers, plato aristotle and socrates
we actually had this prompt already in the before-times, and i'm not sure if it was me who answered it but the answer was really good and i don't think i could do better
i don't know what to do with that anon
that's not really something i can work with

sorry i'm kind of fucking up this whole thing

I thought it would have looked better with a crying Damsel but this works too. Excellent work anon

no like narrator princess

MSpaint is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes

try to do a line

fuck it up

dammit

favorite princess of every princess and why(they can't select themselves of course)

use paint.net

Each Princess' tax policy
Each Princess' favorite route that isn't their own
Something goes wrong and the Narrator ends up attached to the Princesses instead. How does he interact with each Princess?

Pick one or more.

Why didn't he just Slay her?

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i hate how well Yzma's face fits here

we actually had this prompt already in the before-times

fug
alright, shifty fucks up the memory wiping part of the "reset to chapter 1" shtick and the princesses keep their memory of what happened in their route (but TLQ doesn't)
how do the new chapter 1s play out?

He needed the bad princussy

I don't care if you "need the bad pussy".

She will end the world if you don't slay her.

Narrator come on, can't TLQ slay her after *slaying* her?

amazing

I love it.

My bad saw request and i thought drawfag request
Ehmm let me fix this

Princesses preferred posture to sleep?

I'd buy a Razor fumo.

I'll do it

Witch/Thorn

Probably something zany and with a lot of slapstick like Ed Edd n Eddy

Nightmare

Courage The Cowardly Dog. Duh. She even looks like one of the monsters of the week from there

Prisoner

Daria, she thinks she's literally her

Razor

Happy Tree Friends or something else extremely violent and goofy

Adversary/EoN

Samurai Jack, or if she thinks he's a faggot for fighting with a sword, Justice League or any other capeshit

Tower/Apotheosis

Moral Orel, but she mainly enjoys laughing at the disdain of people who worship a false god that's not her

Damsel

Invader Zim, she thinks Dib is really cute and funny

Beast

Not exactly much respect for cartoons, but gets glued to the screen whenever you put Tom & Jerry on

Stranger

Something artsy like 12 Oz Mouse

Spectre

This one is the hardest to tell because she's the most normal of the Princesses so she could enjoy a lot of things. I'll say Billy and Mandy for now

Fury

My Little Pony. I don't care that it's not technically a 2000s cartoon, you know this is the only correct answer

Greys/Wraith

That one cartoon where (You) die in pain

Wild

She's really above picking any one specific facet of life to enjoy above others

Witch

While she wouldn't like any of them, I think she'd be the most tolerant of Nightmare. She's incredibly direct about what she wants and is clearly too powerful for her to 'betray', putting them on somewhat equal playing fields. It's a tentative partnership form both ends, the best either could hope for.

Prisoner

Since she can't select herself, she'd probably end up with Beast of all things—they'd be surprisingly equitable since they share their primary desire, and she wouldn't have to get eaten to let her out. At least, she hopes not. Even if she does, she's done herself pretty bad, so it's not the worst outcome.

Spectre

Damsel. Seriously. She really likes her sunny attitude and optimism, and she wants to save her if possible. It's really not that complicated.

Adversary

Most frustrated by not getting to pick her own route, since that's all she wants. She ends up picking Razor because it's the closest, and she does consider the last battle with her 'complete' form kind of beautiful in an odd way.

Damsel

Tower, probably. She's not the type to make a lot of decisions, and though she'd never get any route where she has to kill the Princess on purpose, she does like the assertive nature of Tower and having a solid idea of what she's 'supposed to do'.

Why does she only have one eye

Razor

Stranger. She just really seems like the kind of person who'd like the idea of poking at everything to see what makes it tick, just because it's the most interesting option available. Also, I feel like she hates being told what to do.

Tower

She would first be incredibly mad that there's no route where the Princess is clearly subordinate to you, and then go with Damsel for the same reasons that the Damsel would pick her, only inverted.

Nightmare

Prisoner, probably. She wants to trust people, but would think Damsel is too naive, and so Prisoner is the route she's most likely to end up with and admire. She likes how she can be guarded without being a 'monster', contrary to her.

Stranger

Spectre, I think. While she obviously wouldn't want to kill the Princess, the general message of Spectre would resonate with her, and she'd like her attitude about forgetting the past and making the most of what you have.

Thorn

She'd also go with Spectre, I think, but only into Princess and the Dragon(soft version). She likes the idea of being so intimate that you share even your thoughts with your partner.

Trust me I tried. Pretty sure she was groomed by reddit trannies who I guarantee argued against everything I told her

fuck reddit and fuck trannies

one eye

That's supposed to be a nose. Eh, let me fix it, my art's shit.

What? How did you get inside the Cabin right away?

Umm... how did we get here Cheated?

Well you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make snese.

Someone post the chart

Voice of the Opportunist more like Voice of the Based

I wish I had his shamelessness

It's a real shame you can't backstab Thorn upstairs after kissing her.

Stubborn is the voice I aligned with the most.

I KNOW RIGHT? It's the perfect opportunity, she completely trusts you at this point. She is ripe for back stabbing.

I feel like you'd also need Cold along for the ride to pull that kind of stunt off. Smitten or Cheated absolutely would not let you fuck over Thorn after all you went through together at that point. Smitten's lovestruck and Cheated was 5000% done with all the bullshit between you two.

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great post. If you're the anon who always does the writing prompts, I'll have to say I appreciate your effort man.

i'm sorry bro i don't watch anime

posted 10 minutes ago

wwwjam is that you

Stomped and Insulted by Princess
Womanhandled and Crushed by Adversary
Invaded and Commandered by Spectre
Mindbroken and Caged by Nightmare
Betrayed and Ensnared by Witch
Strangled and Manipulated by Prisoner
Used as a disposable toy by Razor
All of the above by Tower

Ya caught me.

That's why Tower is the best!

that time the thread was memeing an idea of a slut princess and voice of the pimp and some random artfag made a full piece of it ~5 minutes after we started

Anyone got that one?

Oh, absolutely. What do you want her to do to you?

This game needs a rape option like black souls.

It would make sense for Prisoner while you wait but that would just be another way to get Drowned Grey

She was the first chapter 2 I ever got and I rejected this offer solely due to how tower pales in comparison to my beloved Makima.

he thinks someone actually drew that in 5 minutes

Anon...

I'd want to do it to damsel while smitten seethes.

I wish I could draw qt princesses like wwwjam

Imagine if Tower actually took Quiet up on the offer of "You can be whatever you want to be, you don't have to end the world". What would she choose to do instead?

Now you're making me wonder how each Princess would evolve through the lens of another Princess, since y'know, creature of perception and all that.
god, could you imagine? what a mess that would be.

"You can be whatever you want to be, you don't have to end the world".

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You can't rape the willing.

How do you kill apotheosis with the blade? I remember trying but only wounding her.

you need the GOAT paranoid

Did you bring Paranoid?

Whoa, I just discovered a massive secret. If you decline the good ending, there's a lot more content. Even though it feels terrible, you should try it.

How do you get him in tower? I think I got to apo from trying to resist with no blade. I don't remember which voice that gave me.

No you shouldn't

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Let me worship certain parts of her body, obvously

You'll have to give up during the fight with chp 1 Princess. Avoid asking too many questions and especially don't tell her she'll end the world

A roguelike VN is the best description I've heard

Many hours of content if you want to see everything and fill the gallery

why arent you posting your fav princess in the sticky

I would have gotten the Damsel, but I mis-clicked the second time the Narrator fucks with the options and got the Witch. She holds a special place in my heart.
Don't forget to nominate the Princess for Queen of Anon Babble in 3 days

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Because it's not Anon Babble.

W-What sticky?
Anon Babble??

This babe, easy

literally nargacuga

Quick What is the political leaning of each princess??! it has to be TOPICAL and also agree with MY EXACT VIEWS nah just do what would be funny, This isn't fucking Anon Babble

Here, I have something saved just for the occasion.

stranger keeps teleoprting around

KINO

roguelike

but there's no randomness. Atleast, I thought randomness was a defining feature of roguelikes
Ya never know these days..

Roguelike = every run is different
RPG = my numbers go up
Metroidvania = non-linear
Souls-like = hard

I'd been meaning to pick this up forever then I heard Pristine Cut was coming and decided to wait it out. Finally played it recently and it's as good as I thought it'd be. The ending was amazing.

Roguelike = every run is different

But that's not the case. If you do the same stuff you get the same result. That's the exact opposite of a Rogue-like.

It's just a solid CYOA Visual Novel.

Do we make all the different faces like Dragon? I like to think we do.

I love RPG's, I fucking love it when my number go up.
Looking forward to Caves of Qud finally putting in the last story mission. 1.0 is a long time coming.

I love when numbers go up

same,will you be getting the new grindan game?

New disgaea or a disgaea clone like I've always wanted?

Can't say I have heard of Grindan at all before, what's it about?

Noita fits every single one of these

It's even an emotionally rich narrative because every time I play it I end up crying.

Phantom brave 2
originally a Playstation series called disgaea made by NIS, the first game has a really good story while the others build on each other and have expansive post games, and then they have had some oneoff titles with unique systems and cameos in disgaea.

the games let you level gear, characters, item residents ect and the postgame is geared towards optimizing that shit to its limits to beat baal

Make sure to play through a couple times to see more princesses!

I am going to slay that princess by licking her feet.

I will keep licking her feet and sucking her toes untill she is slain.

I wanna woob woob my finger between her spooky boobies

Everything goes dark, and you die.

What do you have caustic saliva or something?

No.

Just the point is to keep being on journey, not reaching destination.

i just noticed that scarletfags were suspiciously absent from this thread

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Why is Witch authoritarian right

All the Architect-posting from last thread must have scared them off.

This is a GOOD idea

I just tried to get opportunist by trying to win tactically by pulling the blade out of her arm after attacking but it didn't work. And getting the cheapshot kill on her just leads to the never ending fight, not eye of needle. Pls help. Also, what does "thread the eye of the needle" mean in the memory descriptions?

Excellent work. Should be "You have to eat the dinner again" or something, though

is this a tranny game

No, you haven't played it yet

no

Heterosexual romance between a man and a woman only.

cumable face

To the anon who tried to help me unlock the final princess I had outstanding - that was Thorn. I've done Thorn plenty of times before so not sure why it wasn't unlocked, but thank you anyway.

Now the memories are all there but I don't have the achievement for finishing the gallery. Silly game.

election in full swing

SHfags go silent

The noggin is joggin so fucking fast right now

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Maybe they're euros and fast asleep?

the ending where TLQ reduces SM to a single princess and keeps her trapped in the construct while it leaves.

Spare the crocodile tears, she was trying to inflict pain

I want to say psychologically manipulative smarter than you princess that tries to enslave you into letting her out

ain't that just -

No possession! Femdom princess.

...that's literally just tower

Anon, pls finish the vn before posting. Or at least see all the chapters first.

SHfag

Have been watching the election on fox since from the start

You got me

Light would try to god complex flex on the Princess and immediately get Tower/Apotheosis, who'd make him her bitch.

Flowey. Mostly for how much he'd shit on the Narrator and how long he'd fuck with both the Hero and Princess to see every possible reaction.

Opportunist I will strangle you.

You're on a path in a city. And at the end of that path is a voting booth, and in the centre of that voting booth, is a ballot paper. You're here to vote. If you don't, it'll be the end of the world

Black Tabby presents:

Shoot the president

the end of the world, what are you talking about?

Going to assume no anime is allowed

Damsel

Those Disney television film spin-offs, but especially the Little Mermaid tv show.

Prisoner

She'd probably like something kind of heady, but there aren't too many of those in Western animation. Æon Flux maybe?

Witch

Duckman. I think she'd enjoy the comedy and the neurotic main character would speak to her personally.

Adversary

There aren't really too many great 90s-00s adult oriented action shows that fit her. Maybe Venture Bros? I could see her loving Brock Samson. Only other thing that comes to mind off the top of my head is Celebrity Deathmatch, but that might be a little too goofy.

Tower

King of the Hill, because she finds the mundanities of suburban mortal lives especially humorous.

Spectre

Simpsons, pretty typical tastes all things considered, good mix of irreverent comedy and more heartfelt character moments.

Nightmare

I know it's an easy out but I could see her being hot topic core. Invader Zim, Daria, pretty much any cartoon that appealed to angsty teen girls.

Razor

Superjail!, loosely structured (almost abstract) plots typically culminating in prolonged scenes of gratuitous ultra-violence would satisfy her need for surprises and gore.
Bonus: Metalocalypse because it's metal

Can't really think of anything good for Stranger or Beast

fuck this, I'm leaving

Can I write in myself on the ballot paper?

You could always go on skeb and just commission some art.

What? No, you can't just leave: if the other side wins this election, it'll be an unprecedented disaster! You need to get into that voting booth and fill out your ballot right now, the entire fate of the election is at risk if you don't cast it

I liked the new Cage ending, where your two headless bodies are locked in dance fighting each other while your heads watch.

Narrator, I would like to vote for a third party candidate.

kek

Voice of the Contrarian: Oh, I like the sound of that! Let's fuck with a system that does nothing but fuck us for a change!

Sex with The Razor final form....

Thanks for keeping my thread alive. I just finished the vn and really wanted to talk about it.

Damn, if you kill damsel, she's like "did I say something wrong? I'm gonna die now.

It gets worse.

happily ever after offering no resistance at all when you take the knife

the narrator is even asking you if this is what you really wanted

damn... but i really need that achievement though

You didn't need that achievement. You threw away the chance to save her for a novelty.

I would jump off a bridge if the last thing I heard before splatting against the deadly current below was a gamer jingle and a notification that I got 20 epeen points.