You got games on your phone?

same thing

why does every woman in a triple a game look like this now?

Do you have stairs in your house?

No Jamalqueesha, I don't have games on my phone, get back to work!

any day now sis

What work?

AYO TONE! I TOLD YOU IT'S THEY/THEM FROM NOW ON.

Even their made up language is crap. Rama lama ding dong boom shaka laka.

I don't care about DEI crap and I think the people who complain about it are faggots, but a RPG lives and die by its writing and I genuinely think I've never seen a game less appealing than veilguard.

It was pointed out in a Youtube comment and I can't stop thinking about it. The way the characters act, the way they speak, is just the 21st century. You could take them and plop them in a cyberpunk setting and you wouldn't even have to adjust the script.

How can a company that produced KOTOR write such trip?
"Soooo I'm non binary" in a fantasy game is almost a Robot chicken parody. Why not come up with a fancyful term for it? "I'm betwixt souls". Why does she talk like a college student? Who is this supposed to appeal to?
It's INSANE how Bioware is still in business. Who is even buying their games? Anthem was a gigaflop, Andromeda was a flop, and so was the last DA game. Their last "succesful" game was ME3 and that already had signs of rot.

Canadian. They double down on all the retarded shit Americans come up with. They see American slop fail and think, "how can we out do them?" Ass Creed will be the next one we get to laugh at. On black history month.

I really hope the era of making everything ugly on purpose ends soon.

"She" is truly a Talmudic masterpiece.

You would think even the investors would see having bioware around to be a problem.
EA still has sports games they can shill every year, just do those.

No, I'm not a fucking toddler.

DEI crap and shitty writing are strongly related, retard

Plants. Plants are ok.

The dialogue in this is insane.

If New Vegas or Bloodlines came out today you'd call it DEI woke shit. I generally speaking ignore the opinions of slaves such as yourself.

If New Vegas or Bloodlines came out today you'd call it DEI woke shit

Yeah, and also a hammer you fucking freak to kick your teeth in.

what because gannon is a homo?
fuck outta here

New Vegas and Bloodlines wouldn't come out today.

you can fuck this thing

If New Vegas or Bloodlines came out today you'd call it DEI woke shit

If fantasy scenario then thing would result

If I fucked a better child into your mother you'd kill yourself because you couldn't escape the comparison to a literal baby, a comparison you would always lose.
Thus, because my made up scenario is just as factual as yours, nobody will listen to you because you're already dead due to seething jealousy at my hypothetical maybe baby.
In my scenario you went out like a bitch too. You fucked up with the noose and wound up hanging by your ankle, because you're that much of a fuckup, and died upside down like the guy in Nutty Putty Cave.

Making up shit to ignore faggots is fun.

You have to go out of your way to NOT fuck this thing

arcade gannon is a quippy homo

veronica is a quippy lesbo

cassidy is a quippy bi

raul is a quippy beaner

75% of the companions in the games are fruits of some type and they all make wisecracks
Don't even try to pretend there wouldn't be a litany of threads complaining about it

Everything is AB

Hur durr, me not like A. But me no hate B.

Why everything bad?

You are not clever or "above it" or anything, you are a 90 IQ midwit posturing.

Im gonna growl at you sexily now.

Anon, kiss me

The games are however much better in every single way, especially writing. People hardly complain about gay shit if the game is actually good. Veilguard sucks. If you want to spread your gay propaganda pack it into a good game not into a turd.

what about all these companions everybody ignores because boone and cassidy exist????

fuck outta here

lol, that will never happen. That creature has the face of a zesty nigger. There is not a single female trait on that face. I was surprised when I heard that they have given it a woman's voice. Its really uncanny.
This kind of degenerate shit is more like reddit's or resetera's alley. They may gaslight themselves into liking this, but Anon Babble will always call it a dei zesty nigger design

gay people existing in a game isn't woke, having a fucking mexican in a game isn't woke. I understand now that you people genuinely have a warped view of what it means

What is this character black-coded and retarded?

I don't care about DEI crap and I think the people who complain about it are faggots

no, you are the faggot, you faggot
also bad writing and dei are correlated
but you are also a fucking retard so you dont see how or why

You wanna know what's sadder? She was actually very cute in the concept art

Prove it, please.

I'm nontippery

>arcade gannon is a quippy homo

>veronica is a quippy lesbo

>cassidy is a quippy bi

they dont shove it down your throath, and if it really bothers anyone that much, you easily kill them, unlike in tranny guard where you the option to enable them, enable them harder or enable them(in a different quirky way)

>raul is a quippy beaner

but this part is the icing on the cake, it goes to show how warped your view of this is or/and how little you know about it

You are retarded. Having a gay, a black, a spanish or a lesbo in a game doesn't make the game woke. Making it a focal point of the game does. I know you autistic fucking troons struggle with nuance, but please try to understand that people dont object to you existing, we object to you thinking that we should care. Nobody gives a shit about me and my weird fetish, that's for me, why should I give a shit about you and yours? I shouldn't. I don't. and I resent you for thinking that I do. Fuck off.

This is literally a dude in my fucking face. This would activate fight or flight. I have a lot of patience but this is outright aggression.

Look what being a graphix fag has wrought. We fucked up.

Because none of them goes up to you and say "Hey, Courier, did I mention that I'm gay/lesbo/mexican? Its my identity and you better respect it. My personal quest is about my sexuality/origin."
Arcade's story is about him reconciling with his past that he doesnt know or accpeting his medical calling. He just mentioned once in a random comment that he's gay. He didnt ask to suck every dick he sees.
Veronica is about either embracing the isolationism of her family or abandoning them for the sake of freedom. She just mentioned once how her father figure had her girfriend banished. She didnt say how much she lives to devour pussy.
Raul has an accent and says spanish words, but his quest is about letting go of his painful past, or accepring it and become the hero he once was. He doesnt go "ay gringo papi back in Mejico we dont do this white gringo mierda" at everything he sees. If ut werenr for his accent you probably cant tell he's from Mexico, he could just be from Texas or something.
I didnt even know Cass is bi. She's just a down on her luck trader who can either embrace violence or the rule of law against the unfairness of Mojave.

Arcades not quippy hes sardonic, monotone, blunt. Veronica is preppy, quirky because shes young. ROSC is straight her personality is very crass and extroverted. Raul is indifferent and facetious.

Sorry, I didn't save it. And I wouldn't be surprised if it was scrubbed of the internet.

please let E66 be good

You were wrong.

If New Vegas or Bloodlines came out today you'd call it DEI woke shit.

Nah, I loved Cyberpunk. Sorry about your strawman, tardbro

that armor design is so fucking shit hahahaha

Greg Miller's favorite. And Greg Miller's favorite cuckoldry is DEI.

Total troon genocide.

Why do they always have to make trannies ugly? Why can't they make a cute little twink male to female tranny that passes but has a feminine penis?

I mean even before that, when the game was still dreadwolf

I think it's secretly kind of based
They make the lone tranny in the game an absolutely disgusting 7 foot walking nightmare
Of course Taash is a tranny, she's disgusting

still looks negroid

I've yet to hear WHY diversity irl is good.

It's this one, there was a piece with just artwork of her, but even here you can see she didn't had the negroid face.

That game is going to give us so many reaction images.
Yeah, I got a few. Slay the Spire, XCOM 2, so forth.

Prevents unionization.

DEI is bad because it rewards incompetence and results in shit like this, you stupid fucking hylic faggot. Apathy doesn't make you smart.

The right looks slightly better, but I think that mostly down to 2D>3D, and not so much because there's any actual design difference.

Literally the only positive it's brought to my country is a slightly better selection of take-out.
Everything else has been harmed, or just not affected.

All the stuff you’re complaining about from the shitty writing and cringe dialogue is a direct result of DEI hiring at BioWare but you’re too much of a fucking idiot to realize it.

it's just an axiom of jewish values, SBI says people will "accept" diversity if you do it a certain way, but not why do it in the first place

She looks like a hideous dalit indian shitskin.

Why do they always have to make trannies ugly?

it's just a reflection of their creators, ingame troons are always made by other troons

the exemplary era is as late as the 2010s

Interesting

Alt right grifter thread

b-because... well... it just is, okay???

For something to be DEI it also must be low IQ because people who are into and supporting DEI practices are also ALL low IQ.

I love how no one cares if Op asked if we play phone games. We're all just cringing and puking. No one can say this game isn't entertaining at least.

alright, (You) got me

How can a company that produced KOTOR write such trip?

You mean the Disney Star Wars before Disney Star Wars? No idea faggot frogposter, better bring in the thinktank to crack this one.

nigger

Now I know why it kept bothering me. It reminds me of the thing with tits on its head from the movie Little Nicky at the very end.

They simply drew inspiration from the giants of CGI

Sorry, you can't play them. These games are binary.

I can mock the gay niggers in outer space TPS of your childhood too, if you'd like.

Please tell me you are joking, the game actually forces this abomination on the player?

Implying these devs could make something even half as Kino as Bloodlines or New Vegas.

Can you imagine these tranny freaks writing a character like Jeannette? They literally wouldn't be able to without ACKing themselves.

This actually explains a lot

it's a she?

I saw a video where she bitch about non binary and has a little meltdown over her mother using the non binary term for qunaris instead of simply calling her "they". Wasnt that like retarded? If they already got a name for troon qunaris, why calling herself "they"?

its a middle aged black man being called a female

So like can you even dismiss them from your party and game like you could in DAI or are you stuck with him?

Think about the food, anon!