Every Zelda game from now on will be a BOTW clone

Every Zelda game from now on will be a BOTW clone

Dead franchise.

reddit meshi

Go back.

ganondorf is so lucky...

Gato Sexo Meshi

Stay, king.

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Is that what you tell yourself in the shower?

>gato sexo meshi

the kinoest sequence of words ever written

How, exactly?
He constantly gets his ass kicked by a manlet twink and gets locked away in magic jail for thousands of years at a time.

The last one wasn't

you mean he gets to mating press his twink elf onahole while breeding princess zelda on the side right?

falling for obvious bait

Do not reason with cuck posters, they will forgo all logic and reason and employ any tactic imaginable in order to shill their shit fetish.

That's not even zelda
That's not zelda either

Every videogame has become open world slop since minecraft became popular in 2011. Pay attention retard.

No I mean he gets bent over by link like a bitch and eats shit for his entire life

No, it's because of Skyrim

thats only on the timelines he loses... if nintendo made a game with sex the story would be different

zelda was failing and stale prior to BOTW and TOTK while successful it's really in the same spot as all zeldas after OOT prior to BOTW, it's failing to grow and heading for the grave

the latest one wasnt

2D zelda are not real games.

moronic cope

2 Zelda games where you actually play as her and they're the worst 2d games in the series. Why can't they make it work.

post your save

Eh, I'd take a few more BotW clones as long as I get new worlds/dungeons/story, not whatever the hell ToTK was trying to be.

Name 1 Nintendo first party IP that's been improved. Even strikers is shit now

metroid
mario party
yoshi
3D mario

I deleted it after beating it on ryujinx. The game is a bore. Down there with skyward sword for me in enjoyability.

sure you did

Post your Zelda 2 save anon. If you don't I can't believe you played one of the top 3 2d Zeldas.

Kirby

I dont have my NES on hand unfortunately, I left it home during the move

You didn't have a problem when all of them where OoT clones.

sure you did

yah, just my wii and n64 on hand

oops, meant for

Get something cleaner than a cardboard box.

those aren't yours

Soon

Shockingly, throwing out the old formula will not change the fact that the same shitheads that ran the franchise into the ground are still in charge.
Now a new generation of Zelda fans will be forced to watch stagnation and rot claim the series once more.

Good, because it was a flawless game.

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flawless

Link is too ugly.

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They made that game where Zelda is the protag, that's not a BoTW clone.
They had also made that Link's Awakening remake.

Most (sexually) attractive Link.

Ugly slack-jawed jobber.

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Already sexed him, with my penis genitalia.

That just made the "woke propaganda" crowd mad and most modern Zelda fans won't touch a Zelda game if Link doesn't look like OoT Link.

Zelda fans are slowly becoming like Star Fox and Paper Mario fans; they only like one game in the series and anything that deviates from that is trash in their eyes.

Yeah okay but why are you making random threads with that specific image constantly?

Yeah and it's 2D botw

won't touch a Zelda game if Link doesn't look like OoT Link

I just don't like the plastic style, anon. OOT Link is good, Toon Link is good, TP Link is my favorite, sprites are cool, even the fucking Keebler elf Links from before OOT are fine. But I don't like the figurines from LA Switch and EOW.

Y'know what? You have fun with that.
I'll be fucking his retarded sister.

He was an only child.

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Only because Aonuma is a massive faggot who's allergic to Link having any sister besides Aryll.

Sex with elves. Impregnating elves.