Would you take his blessing if you could???
Baldur's blessing
No? You can't feel anything, literally anything. Can't taste shit, can't feel warmth, no wonder he was a miserable sack of shit.
But youre IMMORTAL anon
What the fuck good is that if I can't enjoy a delicious meal or a nice fuck? Also immortality is a curse because why the fuck would I want to live forever stuck in this shithole?
just move to another country idiot
Taste is not touch though, that's weird to block that as well
So I can taste the different food? fucking retard
Anon Babble is for video games, not movies
only an absolute giga retard would want true immortality
immortality that you can choose to end yourself or you just die after a certain amount of time/old age is pretty cool though
no you drooling retard, just move out of your shithole of a country
Would you become a walking god for the low price of shedding a tiny portion of your humanity?
Uh.
Yes.
Idiot.
but but you cant stub your toe or tug your winky
I could become real life yujiro hanma and live to see videogames in 200 years
who the fuck cares about not tasting burger king again
taste, smell, and hearing all involve very specific receptors feeling things whether its actual food, the aroma of food, or vibrations hitting your ear drums and them reacting accordingly.
Nigger he said he cant FEEL ANYTHING. That includes TASTE. He actually mentions he actually lost it when he could no longer drink and enjoy mead anymore.
well baldurs not deaf so there goes that retarded argument innit
yeah but he can see and hear innit????
EARTH IS THE SHIT HOLE RETARD NOT HIS COUNTRY! Wherever he goes theres gonna be some retard like you. That's why people would rather die than be immortal. SO we don't have to deal with your stupidity for generations.
lose all contact senses
Hell fuck no. I'd love immortality, but not like that.
This. Imagine wanting to willingly stay on this shithole and reject the afterlife.
implying they ever proved he wasn't
Being a god might make you good at reading lips or the living for thousands of years might also make you pick up on it.
he can see
Only retards believe light has particles or mass
Baldur is implied to have been a chill dude before his immortality, which stripped him of every feeling. I'll ask you this: is there a point to eternal life if you cannot use that extended time to experience all that there is, forever bound to be a meatbag that forgot all sensation? A huge part of your life is those sensations. What would happen if you couldn't taste any food, feel any temperature or pain, struggle to move because your limbs are no longer receptive and you probably lost your sense of balance, and many other things. You'll be doomed.
The reason why Baldur worked with it because instead of falling into his misery, he chose to lash out against his enemies and believed that there were people strong enough to make him feel something again.
You did not have to go so far anon :( i am human too
i am human too
I ain't too sure about that.
why are you so mean??
Some fucking retard made me have to explain something that anyone with a modicum of human experience should recognize. Why are you so stupid?
why dont you have sex?
Because the last time I did instead of an abortion your mother decided to keep you
why did you leave us?
You don’t become a god though. You don’t get any super powers or super strength. Heck, we don’t even know if you can physically change your body, so if you’re a fat sack of shit, you’ll just be a fat sack of shit forever now.
Because you look as ugly as your mother and didn't wanna have to deal with two of you
If you ever want a depiction of a more realised version of this curse given to a human, just use Olgierd from witcher 3.
It's slightly different in that Olgierd eventually lost all feeling from any sensation due to his curse gradually, but you see what happens if you can't feel anything regardless of its intensity.
You just become psychotic. Which did happen to Baldur too.
You don’t get any super powers or super strength
The "not feeling" shit is a side effect. You're invincible. You could walk in front of a car and feel zero ill effects and take no damage. How is that not a super power.
i hope you think back to this thread at random moments in your life
Realistically I'll forget it like all the other times I called you retarded. I hope you know every post that ever insulted you was me. I hope you think about that.
Yeah, but you aren't strong
Being invincible means nothing if you don't have the strength to back it up
eat a bag of dicks
great, now i can shit post on this site forever. what a magnificent blessing
I save my bag of dicks for your ma per her request
You don’t get the healing factors that gods get though. You’ll literally just be broken until you heal, if you even heal.
dumbass, they literally say like 20x in the game the curse is invulnerability to all magic and physical damage
game engine doesn't allow for infinite
life is set to 999999999999999999999999999999999999 years instead
freya politely asks every molecule in existence to never harm baldur
they agree
jewish writers: what if this was a heckin CURSE LOL
dumb fucks
Here comes the mistletoe! Choo choo!