>Game has good hitboxes
>Game has good hitboxes
Why are herbivores so fucking stupid?
why run? you can kick a giraffe's ass easily just snap its legs
Why are giraffes the only animals with those antenna thingies (I'm sure they have more scientific names.)
Low IQ due to being primary consumer. Not enough energy going to the brain
It takes less brain power to just eat leaves and run away from things
it is funny because it also has the most dogshit hitboxes as well
Those are small horns they use to fight eachother. I think they also help the babies cushion the fall when they are born
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Ossicones, they're just horns with skin and fur on top. There aren't any other animals with them because they all died of stupidity
they're levers. one moves the neck up and down the other moves it left and right
I'm pretty sure those are just weird horns.
For some reason this webm reminded me of when my friend used to say he could kill a cow with pic related
Okapis have them too. But only the males
Good luck
Baby safety helmet
They're literally tiny maces they club shit.
What's the point of evolving fur over horns? Wouldn't that make it painful/dangerous to fight with them? More blood vessels that could get hurt or cut, more chances for infection, etc
Imagine being a giraffe and the first thing you experience in life is a 10 foot drop
i like how giraffes just stand next to each other and then fight like battleships
based memorable freak accident chad friend
Maybe it helps cool them down in the desert. it's only the adult males getting into the occasional fight so it's probably not as inconvenient as it looks
Damn he must have leveled a lot of adaptability
what's the evolutionary advantage of looking like a zebra but only on your legs
Breaking up your silhouette. They live deep in the jungle so it makes them harder to spot among the dense trees
Yup
Not a horse
Not a giraffe
Not an unicorn
Not a zebra
Just looks weird
People reffer to it as the african unicorn because it used to be a cryptid (an animal not recognized by science)
game lets you multiclass
what the fuck is that
To make it even weirder it has extremely long transparent tongue.
The love child of a wolf and fox.
Well in this case it would be a "bicorn" but yes I get it
Why can't some animals just be normal?
What the fuck
It's a maned wolf.
older giraffe literally pulled a counter
I fucking kneel holy shit
Why does this exist?
i wouldn't say they're stupid. they have ptsd from everything trying to eat it and see others of their kind getting eaten.
It wanted long legs for some reason I guess
why do animals always look like they have socks on
the anti corgi
what no meat does to a mf
ai animal
"Dogs" really have a randomizer for leg size
game has a sweet spot mechanic
Rock on.
PvP players are civilized and have a code of honor
Aren't elephants very intelligent?
I watched Animal Planet ever since I was like 5 and never seen these animals who the fuck keeps spawning new shit with the randomizer on.
Don't these things smell like weed?
Lockpicking [FAILED]
They're probably the smartest land mammal.
I wish I was half as talented as this guy.
Its like something out of a cartoon
game is turn-based
I have seen dogs do that too.
Natural selection isn't the only way evolution progresses. A lot of shit is just random.
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This. Sometimes the opposite sex finds a trait hot for whatever reason and so it gets passed on
He's having a good time.
Rhinochads we got too cocky
game doesn't pause while interacting with items
that painting cannot be real surely
God beams you up to heaven and says you can bring back one extinct animal but he also tells you that in exchange you have to remove one living species of animal in its place. What do you choose?
Animals can have a sense of beauty and composure, also I'm pretty sure they beat the elephant in the webm with sticks to get it to do tricks.
The elephant is painting but it doesn't actually know what it is doing. It has been trained to do those specific movements
Deadlock-grey-talon
I'm bringing back the Dodo so we can have friendly bird dudes, and giving up the Sunfish, because fuck those dudes.
Revive: Carnotaurus
Remove: Cats
4 legged mammals just go with the flow when evolving
Where do you even place this thing so that it fills some niche without fucking up the ecosystem? Its not Rex sized but it might be big enough to kill hippos/rhinos, but rhinos are already endangered. Unless people truly crack down on all the browns and chinks killing megafauna now.
Dark Souls 3 fight clubs.
When everyone was dead and fight club basically finished, some hosts downed all Estuses so you'd know they can't cheat in the last duel.
i thought giraffes were chill, guess not
fuck em
Revive dodos and kill all fucking mosquitoes
In the middle of urban china
why wouldnt it?
Bring back wooly mammoths and kill all mosquitoes. Fuck any consequences that might arise from their absence, I want those fuckers DEAD.
The chicken is the best one
Based drone destroying luddite horse
you know I'm surprised you very rarely see them splatter in blood like that one clip in here
Considering thats all they fucking consume and all, you'd think they'd be full of it
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