Why does he eat?

Why does he eat?

farewell hamburger

his own cum, clearly

He eats because he invented it

what if, like
nobody really needs food
and sunlight and water is all we need.
and the government has conditioned us to believe we need food
...and food is actually a very addictive drug.

what if every story of starvation ever told
is really the effects of a massive withdrawal....

To survive I think, are you implying that he's a lizard or something?

Everything, recent photographs show him gaining massive weight.

Fats Eatman.

MUY INTERESANTE

That's what happens to men when they become middle-aged

He's like 70

A man's gotta eat.

Made 2 good games in a 35+ year career

Jerked to heaven and back

How did he do it

by not listening to people with shit taste like (you)

movie games have always been the most popular kind of game.

anata wa can watchu but nottu eattu hehe

I think I'll get some In N Out today, thanks OP

Used to think Randy was comically fat

I now look like him

Have some pop corn too

Way she goes

He came up with it.

bravo kojima

kojima getting kinda big...

He's not Chrischan

hes bulking for winter

ko
jima
productions

I think we know what

Can someone explain to em where the money comes from for him to do these million dollar vanity projects?

I understood the MGS4 money, he was at his epak with MGS3, Konami would pay any amount. I can also somewhat understand the MGS5 money, Konami was banking on one last big MGS title, the culmination of Big Boss arc, the legendary Zansibarland shit, etc.

But after he was exposed as a total trainwreck with MGS5, who on EARTH is funding these games? WHO???????

who on EARTH is funding these games? WHO???????

Money Fundman

8kg

Adorable, we are all rooting for you, buddy! First day in the gym, they grow up so fast!

sex with randy anon

GYATT

He invented burgers.

sony helping him make 2 games. xbox helping him make 1 game

post gains

I don't know. I think it has something to do with the western culture

post biceps

It's the name-on-the-box effect. There are few other devs who could get the same blank cheques. Maybe Sakurai.

post gyatt

Gaben is skinny, and Kojima is fat

What timeline are we in?

Rook at me i just like American having BBQ in his yard hey rets go watch big football game after this i want to cheer favorite team team the Chicago bulls

he's based

(((sony)))