Isshin.
Three.
Tries.
Isshin
Chat.
Hand.
Holding.
People always make fun of his turn animation but not the fact that he struggles to fold his arms.
He's doing a politics show now. I hope it's chuddy.
why does he turn like that
He's trying to appeal to a pseudo-wignat community while maintaining the trannybucks he's been getting from his youtube whales. It's gonna be really weird if nothing else.
Fuck, how'd he do it
One shot Maliketh in under 30 seconds
do i have no issue with troons existing as long as they're white... Okay? *snorts*
what in the actual fuck. why? literally every other hack on the internet does it better than him bruh
with this motherfucker's luck he'll be president in 4 years
He's best friends with Andy Warski now
How much fucking damage is he doing
Also that HP bar, what level is he here?
who the fuck is that and why would he want to be anywhere close to the OG lolcow DSP bruh?
mfw. what in the actual fuck was that dude thinking?
kek, how have I never noticed that before
RTU seems like a total fuck up of a human being in general. I hated him back in 2014 and now I feel vindicated seeing how the whole internet has turned against him.
He also neglecta his blind daughter. The hideous fat cunt.
The following men have knelt or will soon kneel to the king:
LTG, Keemstar, Kino Casino, Stuttering Craig, Kiwifarms, Tevin, Hate Army, Snort Hogan, Memeology 101, Leafy, Shane Dawson, idubbbz, Boogie, Wings, and many more to come.
Why?
DSP is the following:
-Former pro fighting game player
-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon
-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos
-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kiwifarms, Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.)
-Survived the Adpocalypse
-Survived the death of Machinima
-Survived the death of EVO
-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse
-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch
-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors
-Survived the IRS
-Survived getting swatted
-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed
-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes
-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership
-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)
-Survived having his bank info leaked
-Survived having a rogue Comcast employee hack his modem and commit fraud
-Survived getting exposed for his lies regarding WWE Champions
-Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result
-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife
-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house
-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again
-Embraces positivity
-Will outlive every single e-celeb
If you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
the era of detractors is over. they are not funny anymore, they just make money off of restreaming phils content. phil will never leave the internet because of them, he has survived all these years, and hes still going
total detractor death.
how the fuck did he reach 1+ million subs if he's that much of a horrible human being?
He also neglecta his blind daughter
yeah i read some shit about that some weeks ago. couldn't fathom it lmfao
how do you handhold isshin? it's literally the basics that you were taught the entire game
How does he do it...?
The question isn't who won't outlive DSSP but who WILL OUTLIVE DSP
they are not funny anymore,
I think it's DSP that's not funny anymore. What happened to the fat bumbling retard using a camcorder on his TV, sucking at vidya and screaming "I PRESSED JUMP BULLSHIT" while his neighbor shouted on him to STFU from behind the wall?
Worst case of only child syndrome I've ever seen.
R1 mash
dies, respawns
R1 mash
dies, respawns
axe spam in the last phase
WOOOOOOOOW
it goes back to the detractors, they take every miniscule thing that he does and pretend he is committing some big offense to their audiences. he is afraid to do anything because of them in response.
He was watching guides how to beat and was practicing offline
There's really no reason dude shouldn't be a god at games
It's literally all he does
they are not funny anymore
They have never been funny. Just watch the awful TIHYDPs where they keep inserting all their awful memes.
Trapped isshin in the corner and spammed the axe move, was surprisingly effective.
Is there anything he can't beat?
outlived super best friends
outlived super mega
outlived cryaotic
outlived Armake
outlived Matpat
outlived Shane Dawson
outlived Blackbuster critic
outlived reviewtechusa
on the road to outliving AVGN, Doug Walker, Jontron, h3h3, Max, and Pyro
why should i watch them again? Who the fuck cares anymore? I can watch some trainwreck 1p2 meth addict instead
why would he be afraid of getting clipped tho? he's been a grade A clown ever since he started his youtube "career". why be afraid of detractors today and not, say, 10 years ago?
I killed him in 1 try. for some reason, genichiro and owl took forever.
I miss Derich :(
and was practicing offline
what does "practicing offline" mean within the context of from software games? the only genre i've heard that phrase uttered in is within fighting
1. who the fuck is derich
2. what the fuck are those tweets?
You also forgot that couple which tried to catfish DSP and got exposed as the result.
So, just like any other streamer. Who gives a shit.
You faggots are still holding a grudge after more than 10 years just because he insulted your based Kojima and he was right.
Give it a rest already.
wtf? qrd?
hes talked about it. when he tries to do a streamer collaboration, the detractors go after the other streamer. An att employee was fucking with his internet, someone revealed his banking info, etc..
hes kind of an empty shell of what he use to be.
GUYS PHIL TOOK A 20 MIN BATHROOM BREAK???
WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THERE
this is how insane some of them are lol
So what? KC are copying the metokur formula and that's it. If it works it works.
Video games, stupid faggot, VIDEO GAMES.
bruh alright. that's beyond deranged. going so far that a ATT employee starts fucking with his internet bruh. this is the kind of shit i expect from chronic EVE online players
cuple tryd 2 ctfsh dsp n gt xpsd
Looks for Mr. Metokur's old video about it.
Mister Metokur DSP A TALE OF CATFISHING AND E BEGGING
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filters> image MD5
All these years and still not a janny.
This.
The first TIHYDP videos had their funny moments but then the autists started trying way too hard to nitpick every fucking thing DSP did and became worse than him.
i've always wondered. is it the exact same dude that's been posting that since forever or something?
look up guides on how to beat the boss
practice for 8 hours
turn on stream, delete boss
WOOOOOOOW HE'S SO EASY XDDD YOU GUISE THAT'S IT?!?!?
he's a pathetic faggot, that's all.
I guess it was just bound to happen. At least his earlier stuff is still online and man that shit is pure gold.
Yes
Some of them are alright but you gotta find the right ones, I agree that the ones where they keep inserting some shitty clips and drama are awful
LTG
when? ltg is a high class slown himself, but he "felted" dsp.
try to do something with ltg last year.
gets told to fuck off in so many words
tries to insult him in order to get him to do what he wants
ltg isnt a dsp follower, so that tactic didnt work
ltg tells him to change his style up
soon enough dsp is no longer wearing t- shirts
a year passes
dsp tries to wrangle ltg again to be on his talk whatever shit
ltg shoots a high number at him as a way to get him to back off
the tism kicks in on dsp and is the only person in the world that doesnt know what ltg is doing
proceeds to call ltg broke because of his layout for some reason
ltg raises the price again
dsp still doesnt understand and starts raging and calling him unprofessional
ltg leaks dms of dsp being in his inbox at 2 am
i dont think that means what you think it does
you're joking right?
DSP ALWAYS WINS
KING
keeps getting carried by the same 3 dents every stream
Those all have to OIC sock accounts, right? DarkSydePimp, Adam, Rend, they all have to be OIC.
He's the proto lolcow. He belongs here.
thread gets delete
Some anons get insane autistic fits every time they see an eceleb thread, so I wouldn't be surprised
All these years and still begging.
you tell em, fellow Cloak!
apologize to void dsp.
Yes
oh hell no. i would never be a supporter of that clown
wtf is this man
seeing void shit on dsp on raw's restreams is fucking hilarious
like dude, you gave him like $1000, you're a certified dent
Every knee shall bend.
being this mad about someone beating the final boss in less tries than you
topkek
exploding farts
I think he's 160s by that point.
I know you're joking but Phil's own numbers are dwindling and his once thriving pod of whales and dolphins has thinned to just two or three. Things have never been more tenuous for him. These are the end times.
How'd she get so fucking fat?
Because they sent the SWAT team to his house and his parents' house. Because they sent federal agents against him over rumors about his spending habits.
Mash R1 until it works
That's one way to beat souls bosses
Phil thinking he was getting another live-in maid who he could show off and then ending up with a doordash bill he can't get rid of instead is so Phil.
Uber Eats seven times a week of total garbage.
b-but he cheesed the fight! he didn't really win! this can't be happening!
hahahahahahahaha
STILL not saying a single word about off topic politics threads
He doesn't need to be. Every thread he spams his copypasta in, he mass reports and gets deleted.
He pressed L1
Wow
Sekiro is basic as shit, most basic From game since Ninja Blade and designed literally by the same exact guy.
The only reason people jerk off that game is Fromsoftware does good animations.
NOOOO YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE BOSS BECAUSE OF MY ARBITRARY RULES
What a bunch of fucking crybabies lmao.
Imagine watching someone just to be upset about them winning.
She has a job and makes more money, thoughever.
Do the guys at Kino Casino actually like Phil or are they just using him?
He's not actually afraid of them. He talks them up to use them as a weapon to keep his fans in line, you'll see it when he excises a paypig for not kowtowing. Phil's the eye of the hurricane and the detractors are the eye wall keeping the wider Internet away.
HE BASED.
how the hell can he afford eating uber eats every single day. i once tried a food delivery app and it costed 30 dollars for a greasy generic tasting burger or some shit
i can't imagine he actually makes a lot of money
They don't think he's the devil himself, which to dentractors is the same thing as loving him.
xdd
He makes more than 120,000 a year dummy
This nigga somehow managed to pull this and cum inside her during her prime years
It's not fair...
stay mad faggot
HOW?
Kneel.
Paypal + Superchats + Youtube Members + Patreon
Sure most of it goes to WWE Champions, at least 200,000 so far but there's more than enough left since he saves nothing.
didn't panda say that they barely fucked
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS HIM AFLOAT. HE ONLY SITS ON LIKE 200 VIEWERS OR SOME SHIT CONSISTENTLY BRUH
he won't fuck you bro
Who would win a fight?
What's the deal with DSP coming out of the closet and playing WWE on fucking stream? The hell happened?
.t detractor
lol stay mad. Phil's gonna keep growing his business.
somethings are easy for some people
What a fucking manipulator.
hey you know this thing you all accuse me of doing? well I'm doing it! take that detractors
you're felted and mad bitch
Not really I'm just confused. He tried to cover it up for so long, it's weird that he's all of a sudden coming out like nothing ever happened.
DSP:
Former body builder
beats people up in the FGC days
Is fast as fuck, god tier swaying
is confident that he can take on current Mike Tyson
Cobra
rotting skinny fact idiot
brain damaged
He got cornered in front of a large enough audience from the Joon thing that the only course of action was to admit it and pretend it wasn't actually that bad.
Between 5 and 7 whales. He was the highest per capita money from viewers in bits (site currency) while he was on Twitch based on internal stats that leaked.
If you listen to interviews of his supporters they are all literally retarded guys that grew up watching him
It honestly blew my mind that Phil just turned 40 like two years ago. He looks like he's been in his mid-50s/early-60s for like a decade now.
Phil is aging gracefully
Phil has wagequit at least 10 games this year, it's fucking hilarious
He's still covering pretending he sold the account and wasn't actually blowing tens of thousands a year on it
Between 5 and 7 whales
how is that fucking possible? i've literally never heard of a content creator whos career is kept alive by a amount of people you can like count on one hand bruh. this is some bugbrained mentality chinese billionaire dumping 200 000 dollars a week on a gacha no one has ever heard of
wtf. how the fuck do you grow up with DSP of all people lmfao. and how did someone like that ever become successful enough they're the sole reason he's still "making a living" as a content creator lmao
Detractor cope
spent 5k on WWE champions in september
he's such a retard
Just a few more weeks of The Streak and he can afford to fix his roof.
dsp is the softest babyman I have ever seen, nigger runs away from 11yo girls
cobra easily
Coping and seething detractor bug
Blew all that money on his streaming account
Said it didn't matter because all he was doing was spending what he was earning per stream
Rage quits it within 2 months
He was still missing away money on his main account as well.
DSP is a special kind of retarded.
its true. the detractors are the biggest braindead retards on the planet. dont believe me? create a twitter alt account and praise, like, and engage with DSP. cheer him on. tell detractors none of their shit matters. they will stalk your profile and try to make fun of anything you post as a punishment for interacting with Phil. The detractors arent funny, they're brown social justice warriors who are obsessed with DSP and know nothing else.
Look at RTU for example. He was so stupid he thought the 'for you: trending' section of twitter was what everyone else on the planet sees as the top trending. He was too stupid to realize an algorithm tailors trending topics to you depending on what you interact with. So for him, he thinks DSP and the quartering are huge, so much so that he went into a mall food court and shouted the quartering sucks, which no one cares about.
he isnt afraid but its stealing from him to restream.
anyways I hope RTU goes to jail or loses internet access so I can find out how many twitter alts are him
the detractors are the biggest braindead retards on the planet. dont believe me? create a twitter alt account and praise, like, and engage with DSP. cheer him on. tell detractors none of their shit matters. they will stalk your profile and try to make fun of anything you post as a punishment for interacting with Phil. The detractors arent funny, they're brown social justice warriors who are obsessed with DSP and know nothing else.
how the hell do you manage to fuck up your brain so much that you turn into this kind of person lmao. that's utterly bizarre to me
t. had peak fucked up brain ever since i was like 4
Look at RTU for example. He was so stupid he thought the 'for you: trending' section of twitter was what everyone else on the planet sees as the top trending. He was too stupid to realize an algorithm tailors trending topics to you depending on what you interact with. So for him, he thinks DSP and the quartering are huge, so much so that he went into a mall food court and shouted the quartering sucks, which no one cares about.
wtf? i thought he was a tech channel or some shit. how is it possible that he's this retarded?
anyways I hope RTU goes to jail
why would he be put in jail?
Dood ! the skill based matchmaking is making my bullets not work !
Gin has pickled his brain something fierce