It seems you just freed me from my 100 year imprisonment...

I can't believe how many people get gaslit into thinking this game is bad just because Anon Babble says so

Horrible character, can you kill her? I tried to sell her to the wizard guy but my friends didn't want to

The truth hurts, don't it?

I haven't played, but if this character is an Aasimar as I'm getting from some other comments, then the androgynous appearance makes sense.

I found the game decently fun because optimizing a digital DnD-party tickles my autism.

But the writing is just "good enough" and that's assuming we're allowing for video game contrivences.
Astarion and Ketheric had some pretty good VA work, but beyond that it all feels like a writers team was given the task of "write a story for Baldurs Gate 3" rather than actually having a story to tell.

this characters purpose is to be impaled by a girthy shars spear

Don't know about that since all I got was low effort shitposting.

Lol I just let shart kill her

who the fuck is this?
i dont remember her from my playthrough

They had a story to tell, the problem is that they had to connect it to BG 1 & 2 somehow. That's one of the reasons Act 1 is amazing, the writing shines most when it isn't trying to tie all the things from the original games

no option to rape her to death

Unrealistic trash.

Men don't get to make second impressions on women after starting off their first meeting talking about sex, do they?

Respec autism isn't actual gameplay

Is it me or is there a surprising amount of lesbians that the game pushes you to kill if you're playing as evil dark urge?

Based. I would do the same with my wife, would i be in your place.

okay incel

Played what? Just calling a troon a troon

I hate that you have to be good in Act 1 and Act 2 in order to properly end the tiefling storylines with evil choices besides killing them all.

evil

you mean based?
and yes its a re-occuring theme, for example shadowheart (based) needs to kill lesbian by impaling her with a spear which is a very clear metaphor.

Oh. So you're a faggot. Carry on.

Yes troons often have a troon face. It's not surprising.

Asimar are not androgynous. They have sexes and they can reproduce normally. They are literally just anti tiefling, god touched beings as the tieflings are demon touched.
Back in the day assimar could have almost any shape since anything could be god touched, but since then they were just reduced to just human looking.

The overly-seductive narrator voice had me quitting before the end of act 1. Constantly telling your character how they feel, making everything feel so sultry, it's like having a very rail-roady GM who keeps making dirty jokes

Yes, they do. The fuck you talking about?

Holy shit. You people are retarded. I didn't say they were androgynous, I said the androgynous appearance made sense. Goddamn it, why are so few people on a text based board actually able to read?
And the reason the appearance makes sense is because divine provenance would lend itself toward that.

Autism. Genuinely autistic post. Get diagnosed.

It doesn't makes sense either, retard.

god takes a human

touches it inappropriately

humans turn into an assimar

The human stays the same just with some "angelic" shit over it

you are literally imagining things

It was the Based urge all along

honestly she could be a magic stone and the story would remain exactly the same. the character adds nothing to the game. bg3 has many instances of this issue.

We should've been able to romance and fuck Isobel if Aylin was killed by Shart

t. has never experienced a woman flirting before

This is Anon Babble after all

Her being a person and not, say, a magical gem or something gives shart a moral dilemma to process in keeping with her arc. Will she obey Shar? Or will she buck authority in favor of the greater good. This pulls into the overall themes of the story. Almost every companion has to grapple with some greater authority and decide what’s right for them. Astarion with Cazadore, Gale with Mystra. Even the player must do this with the Emperor, Rafael or Baal if they chose dark urge. It is in keeping with the themes and, probably, a good decision to keep her as a character.

Autism

We should have been able to rape her and her dyke girlfriend.

based

even more based

reddit humor

You sound pretty familiar with it, why don't you go back?

dyke coded

Go back

yes I'm sure all tall female athletes have troon faces to you incel fucking retards. knowing no woman will ever touch you is my life's greatest joy.

lol this was the nightsong before wotc came calling

so why does BG3 let you be a tiefling but not an aasimar when there's both tieflings and aasimar in the game already

No. The touch of the divine would transfigure the individual in ways, among other things, making them appear more... wait for it... divine. And divinity carries with it the implication of a very specific type of beauty, namely a delicate yet strong beauty.
But what do I know. I am clearly not cut from the same cloth as you and the imbeciles that wrote this flaming garbagepile.

because technically she's not supposed to be an aasimar and they only made her one to give her wings because she's gay

5e rules. Blame wizards of the coast.

Are there any mods that fix it?

Killing her is the cooler path: instead of Harptards and the cringe dyke angel flying around, your party storms the tower themselves like actual protagonists supposed to.

Best act 2 sequence of events is to do this, then kill everybody in the moonrise towers since they're technically allied to you like every faction in the game, then open the door and let jaheira in and watch her run across the first floor and then go "floor clear"

Jaheria was dead this point, I durge'd the selune priestess then we slaughtered everybody else. Was coop with my brother, we had fun as evil bastards.

killing the characters would have more weight if they weren't one dimensional self inserts

Act 2 is cool but this bitch really puts a damper on it, making it not cool.

this game is unforgivable for what they did to viconia

True, but two ugly mofos shitting on them is still funny.

ok tranny

lesbian sex

ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/7804/d703c3705c757276ef0cf33255f94abd.mp4?8911884

hey we cant fight an army

what do you mean i got captured

what do you mean the item that constantly teleports back to you that people dont recognise by sight is still on you after getting stripped

please tell me this is bait im just too new to these threads to recognise

the worst part is that DOS2 has way better characters than BG3,this shit has to come straight from Wizards of the Coast.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DWARF BROTHER IN THIS GAME?,GIVE ME BEAST BACK

dont even put any flavor text up about being captured

pretends this game is a BG game

youtu.be/ht2KrmULzSM

sovvvll, games used to be good back then

Czech

She's doing sports because she was too ugly and manfaced to get hired into their national porn industry

they took all these out of the "enhanced edition"

youtube.com/watch?v=NwjEgEOLuyk

You can kill everyone

enhanced edition is a tranny dogshit anyway

Aylin isn't hot and has man shoulders
Also she's the worst character in the game

Yes, preferably they shouldn't be any homosexuals in any games or medias at all, I don't want to see them or hear about them ever.

obvious bait

I don't see the issue

Tav's POV

You can be an Aasimar in 5e though.

Broken questlines (anything to do with mol)

Broken dialogue that doesn't account for player choice in previous dialogue. Characters will forget that you're not supposed to know something and then speak to you like you made that choice

poor ai pathfinding, the group movement around the world in general is extremely finicky and outright bad in areas with hazards, jumping between platforms of different heights

Heavy savescum nature of a game. Many bullshit moments you can't predict, combat encounters you couldn't have known you were under leveled for. In dailogue, I will never accept a failed roll on a level 5 or lower requirement, especially when the requirement is one of my affinities

waukeens rest is another example of poorly designed quest parameters for a notable location, invisible timer that can be triggered from the main road with laughably bad context clues to let the player know they are being timed for something and they need to change the focus of their attention to the new thing or lose out on the questline entirely

several time sensitive quests that do a bad job in general of letting you know they are timed and can lock you out of content without a fair warning (waukeens, following harpers to moonrise, Grymforge, submarine in act3)

entirety of act 2 was bad. Act 1 was fine, act 3 was the best (although missing half of the games namesake city you spend all game hyping up), but act 2 was just shit. Storming moonrise and some of shars temple are the only highlights

camera sucks for an any indoor enivornment/fight. The fight in the ghost mansion is the pinnacle of this.

Wonky facial expressions in cutscenes, most of that stuff is done right and the voice acting is great but there are many of scenes where your character or a party member makes an inappropriate, ME: Andromeda tier face.

5e system is overall a downgrade from DoS2 minimum stat requirement system for saves and checks

No harem option

god i wish that was me

I will never forgive my parents for letting some psychotic jew cut up my dick, I can’t even look at coom art without feeling an intense sense of loss, god fucking dammit.

hes never had to deal with smegma

Oh the horror.

cut off half your dick

or shower occasionally

hmmmm what a difficult choice

Don't kid yourself anon. You'd bust as soon as the Aasimar took off her shirt.

t. Smash player

Wake up at night to take a piss.

Feel around my cock, finding this chunk of grainy stuff.

Eat it.

nah i'm too desensitized for boobs to do anything to me at this point

I’d rather deal with the tiny risk (read RISK because I’m not a subhuman ape who doesn't shower) of smegma then what I have know, my shaft and dickhead literally flakes off skin because of how dry it can get. kys

How in the fuck is smegma such a problem that you'd have mutilate yourself to prevent it? You would have to be some incredibly filthy individual for this, like homeless schizophrenic tier.

I like her, she was that strong kind of paladin as my oc.

implying I give second chances

The game couldn't WAIT to shove lesbo-bullshit down my throat.
Why would I spent even 1 second longer than necessary "interacting" with this retard?
I got rid of her as soon as I could. Killed isobel too for good measure.

she's cringe as the kids would say

Anon, you know that you can just shower more than once a week, right?

You say cringe i would say based, but i'm simply moralfag

Randomized loot makes this game replayable. I just skip all of the cutscenes.

What a fucking shame. Would have cut off my right nipple to play as an Assimar in this. Vastly preferable to a Tiefling, at any rate.

immortality

cool fucking wings

I am resplendent, bitch

Let us hie thou fairest of asses to mine comfiest bed. o beautiful wench

literally too hip to speak in first person, third person only, because that's how we roll

thicc thighs save lives

can change outfits on the fly, no need to visit a traveller's chest like a chump

I still kill her every play through though, because Ao has no time for carpet munchers.

you're a dumbass is what you are

Given that lesbians aren't actually a thing in the real world, writers sure do love inserting them into all types of shit.

source?
also, we can post porno on here? neat.

posting porn on a blue board

DON'T DO THIS, it creates mustard gas!

yep, post more

leeteRR

Ao has no time for carpet munchers

Lol lmao.
Also apparently assimar do not have wings but they can use their "divine essence" to create temporary energy wings for a few minutes each day or some shit. Some balancing bullshit. Literally the only visual difference between a normal assimar and a regular human is some bullshit vitiligo tier skin shit. The lore literally says they resemble their mortal parents and have "hints" of divinity. They may slightly lean towards a "divine" parent if a parent is a dnd god and the dnd gods are just regular dudes that got way too over leveled and became deities.
Literally discount angels
Also in theory any god can make an assimar, in theory you can have an assimar orc but the game basically only shows them as human since humans are the most numerous species anyways.

thanks
conflicting responses
is blue board like blue balls?

blue boards means it's a mods-free zone

how the fuck does smegma even happen just clean your dick after you jerk off

She has a lot of cheats because she's directly Selune's offspring
player aasimar would just get the porcelain skin and basic shit like sacred flame, and once per long rest guiding bolt and fly

Okay, so I take back everything good I just said about Arsemunchimar. Fuck Wizards of the Coast, fuck that dyke cunt, devils for life.

aah, so the mods are extra anal. gotcha

I started restoring my foreskin earlier this year and it finally rolls over flaccid plus when I jerk off the skin feels great. There is a subreddit for it if you are interested, r/restoringforeskin

Shar wants to you travel to the depths of the Underdark and through Shar's Temple to kill...Shar?

giant muscular aryan angel woman

fetish for some lonely lesbo

That's my fetish too, what's your point? Putting your fetish into your stories is like half the point of being a writer.

that will never be me

Their presentation is good, but the story suck dick. Guess because it's larian shitty writing + mandatory compliance to 5e audiences

After few shots of whiskey, they reverted to factory settings

pc fixing games since ever