How the fuck does he do it?

playing Mass Effect WITHOUT default face male Shepard

talk about soulless

Sheploo is canon tho

FemShep

Souless piece of shit

Default male Shep

SOVL and KINO.

Right man at the very right time. Competent, but a lot of stuff just happens TO him. ME1 recognizes the fact that the prothean mindfuck machine made him the main character. ME2&3 throw it out of the window by making Shepard the hero prophesized to defeat the Reapers.

you sit in the corner and watch another nigga plow your alien waifu instead of watching hot lesbian space sex

Just binged the whole trilogy this month for the first time, had a lot of fun (as default male shep of course). Despite the mixed things about 3 I had heard I actually enjoyed it a lot though I did like 2 more. I loved a lot of the characters, Liara was my wife throughout all 3, Mordin was my bro, Tali is a cute, Wrex was great, I liked Grunt until I got him killed, Garrus was fun, Javik was a sleeper hit in 3, and I ended up liking Kaidan's arc even though I found him pretty boring in 1.

i wish i could experience the trilogy for the first time again tbqh

mark is literally me

He's Dutch.

because shitty writers

4 times if you count killing all those Batarians during Arrival

Woah are you me? Mass Effect 2 was probably the most emotional attachment I've ever had to fictional characters. I killed Wrex and Kaidan though. And I got my "I can fix her" waifu Jack killed so I was bitter and sad throughout 3. Andromeda is donkey dick.

For his wife.

t. autogynephiliac troon

Liara was my wife throughout all 3,

Based.

I liked Grunt until I got him killed

Not based.

I accidentally got Wrex killed in 1 but i reloaded, was the only time i ever did that. Ashley is a bitch for shooting him in the back and she was ugly as sin. Jack I recruited but she was bald and ugly so I never did her quest I think she somehow survived the suicide mission unlike my boy Thane who I failed the tailing mission for...

theres no way any retard would pick liara when samara is right there

I loved Grunt man I did his whole questline to make him a member of the Urdnot clan but I sent him to help the colonists get back to the ship and he didnt make it :(

Your son is dead, anon. You could have saved him.

Fun fact Ashley's VA is a fat black lady. I also got Thane killed but because I'm a big dumb retard and forgot to upgrade the ship.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Apparently he plays a big role in 3 if he survives. Need to do a renegade playthrough next and keep him alive.

That's weird man. I sent Zaeed and everyone lived. I wonder what the criteria is.

Mass effect is a really easy metaphor. Shephard, like he’s leading sheep. And he’s a spaceship commander. So thats talking about being a leader having a huge impact on technology. And his companions also. Miranda. Her names me ran duh. And they always talk about her ass, but she’s an old woman everyone always romanced Tali zorah. Which loosely translates to rape god. And she’s the cutest girl. Because gods a woman, you’ve heard that one before jimbo. And gods magical too which means he can craft the perfect looking girl and even control it too. But he tells you to rape him, all the time we see god demanding us to rape his bodies. Heavens even a metaphor about a place where you break into any house at night and rape any of the girls. And the joke here is you’ll only get caught if god wants you to, because he’s literally the girls. He built the house that you would rape in. But im pretty sure he’s just doing that for cuckolding. Another thing about god is he named himself dog backwards, because he castrates the real people. It’s left up to interpretation I guess. You most likely cannot out maneuver him, as he can watch you from 18 billion angles per second. And also does seem to control the police force, so he can even legally point guns at you with humans before forcing you to take schizo meds if you ever tell them there’s an alien castrating males you’ll be in for a fun surprise. Jack is another very easy companion, she’s really unarousing because she’s named after jacking off.

I do love some blueberries.

I had a blast replaying the story and showing the game to my grandpa

I also played the trilogy for the first time recently.

I usually play as mshep but I can’t play as his default appearance because he’s unironically too handsome. He’s so distractingly good looking that he sticks out amongst the more generic looking human males in the game. I prefer my shep to look more like an npc you’d see in the game.

Same. I make my shepard look like me.

why did you type this out

Women care way more about personality. If shephard wasn’t really cool he’d probably get left swiped.

virgin femcel

loses her virginity to Shepard

Because it’s real, an alien made mass effect and is the sole owner and manager and employees of BioWare. And he proves this with his use of symbolism and metaphors in the storytelling. Im honestly surprised somebody replied to me, I was pretty sure he shadowbans us when we mention it. Because it’s meant to surprise you when you notice, like “wow an alien made all the videogames and not a single human was involved with the work?”. The belief is it’s meant to give you a type of psychosis, and thats why he just never mentions it officially. It’s really damn obvious. Yeah we got an alien in this dimension who draws a lot of art and also doesn’t seem to like me very much.

why are bioware games shit now

vetra is the best girl

stuck in Andromeda

doesn't even get naked in the sex scene

I hate modern Bioware so much!!

The love of his life. A unicorn with tits.

Chad aura

He likes to make new things. He knows the formula that we like, but if he just made that over and over it would be boring.

Ashley is a bitch for shooting him in the back

You're a colossal fucking inbred retard that cannot read and project your own failure onto an NPC

Comfy thread.

can't fuck EDI

explain

You can fight like a Krogan
You can run like a leopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard

We'll bang, ok?

I kind of forgot there is an actual Commander Shepard walking around out there.

She has a fetish for brittle bones guys

Nice, love me blueberry.

Bros before hoes.

Many are saying this.

He still looks good, too

Futa queen EDI is the one doing the fucking

Joker is a friend.

What the fuck? He looks like Pierce Brosnan when he was 49.

Time for old man Shepard.

the Vanderloos

Mark looks great. But is the twink his son? Yikes.

This guy wants to fuck Ashley! For real though I wanted to tell Wrex that I supported him in wanting to end the genophage and didn't want to destroy the base but the dialogue options were really misleading in that scene. For some reason in Mass Effect 1 you just can't express that you're against the genophage at all (I mean specifically in that scene Saren was using it to create brainwashed warriors so it makes sense to destroy the base but I was hoping there was a way to cure the genophage but keep them un-brainwashed).

if I pick male shep even though I know i'm not him i'm being cucked

if I pick fem shep even though I know i'm not her i'm not being cucked

The mental gymnastics behind this post are absolutely incredible. Glad to know fem shep trannies are actually mentally retarded.

because I tell him what to do

Based LiaraGOD.

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

Hanar

Post it.

Next game......soon.

Reddit logic be like: Having a threesome with two girls is essentially the same as watching your gf suck some guy off!

I can’t play as his default appearance because he’s unironically too handsome. He’s so distractingly good looking that he sticks out

and people call femshep players gay?

FemShep players are trannies.

Liara smiling at the fact that she will never give Shepard a son and the daughter they have has NONE of his genetic material

I leave Ashely on Virmire, actually, but that doesn't make her any less in the right. No matter what dialogue options you go for on the right side of the wheel the Paragon/Renegade choices should always end up appearing. Them being greyed out is a player issue, at that point you NEED to either shoot Wrex yourself or the game makes it damn clear if you don't, he is literally about to shoot and kill Shepard and Ashley does what she told you (and Shepard agreed) she'd do at the beginning of the scenario: defend her commanding officer. I wrote that because it always busts my balls whenever I read:

Wrex points his gun at Shepard

the player messes up the conversation badly enough he goes from considering killing Shepard to committing to it

the player is given a prompt to interact

you fail it too

Ashley saves your life by shooting Wrex

but the player thinks Ashley is somehow at fault for this and blames her for their own failure

one dead batarian at the time
sometimes billions at a time though

femshep = more hot women in the game
male shepard = less hot women in the game
sounds gay to me

Nah shes ugly and I couldve talked my way out of it

there aren't any what ifs
you need to destroy the base and wrex initially is opposed to that
btw you are a faggot if you skip wrex's mission in me1

I didn't skip it I just was gonna do it later I didn't know that ME1 was like 6 hours long so I thought I was still near the start of the game when I went to Virmire. When he died I loaded an older save and did his mission (and Garrus's just in case) before going back

Still working my way through 2 and it's a good time

Fuck everyone who told me to bring Javik to Thessia
Liara and Vendetta both barely act like he's there. It's extremely immersion breaking

Javik is great.

What did she mean by that?

tali
is
a
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I couldve talked my way out of it

She shoots precisely because you straight up failed to talk your way out of it

QT 3.14

next time we go to war, maybe the alliance can we spring for air support?

t. blueberry simp mad his waifu gets BTFO by the arbiter of truth

He's fucking boring. I brought him on a grand total of ZERO missions.

Ah yes, the Reapers

BTC slut

inflationfag

he's boring

I know he is because I never interacted with him

??

implying missions are your only interactions with characters

implying you don't get many more scenarios in which you get to see their reactions and dialogue over simple conversations aboard the Normandy

bro just keep munching on that plate of shit, I'm sure it'll eventually start to taste good!

anon sees a 5-star dish and envisions it as a plate of feces

(You) issue

You're the cuck, retard. You're nothing more than a fleshy dildo and they're pleasuring each other. You are worse than a cuck.

nobody unironically plays male shepard right?

I remember the bioware forums back in 2010 really trying to gaslight people into thinking mark meer was a terrible voice actor and that femshep was just a better fit for the story. the fact that 80% of those people trooned out years later was just a coincidence of course.

hi agp tranny