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to the gallows with him

If this game was made in the last decade you would be playing as Pooj Shitjeet.

I used to be 27........

Dude, I'm almost as old as Gordon Freeman.

I'm too stupid to learn anything.

Don't test me

It's funny when you realize they always planned to send Freeman to die with the aliens but he was completly clueless about it

I just turned 27 and feel like a loser despite passing the bar and becoming an attorney this month. I guess once I get a job I’ll feel better about myself.

I'm so happy I went with engineering instead of poorfag shit like physics

okay saul goodman

That’s the thing I’m not doing criminal I’m doing real estate so it’ll probably be boring as fuck but hopefully good money as I’m in a major and growing U.S city.

I guess once I get a job I’ll feel better about myself.

I too got my degree at 27. Getting the job felt good for about a year until I realized I don't want to do this shit, and I just wasted so many years of my life to do something I actually don't want to do. Hope you don't run into the same problem.
At least I make money. The only thing worse than a bad job is being broke.

did 23 year olds really look like this in 2000?

I'm a multimillionaire from bitcoin and I would consider myself a loser, I still live with my parents in my 30's even though I could easily move out and I have no will or desire to change. I'd say your mindset is more important than your salary in terms of being a loser or not.

Nah Gordon had the perfect Autism to achieve it. One of my close friends graduated highschool early and had a bachelor's by 18 and would have had a PHD by 25 easy if he didn't take a break from school to help his family run their business.

Bro if I was you I’d have gotten a solid place for $700k and put the rest in safe mutual funds for passive 100k a year minimum.

27 and passed the bar

try 33 and jobless with multiple teeth about to kill you but can't afford a dentist trip.

He's taking care of his parents, nothing wrong with that

how are your teeth about to kill you anon?
I doubt his parents are geriatric if he’s in his 30’s.

I have it all in stocks and bonds, I just collect the interest and dividends. I make roughly 9.3k a month on average doing nothing.

And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke!

how are your teeth about to kill you anon?

infections at the gum line. All the brushing in the world can't undo this. I got quoted 900 bucks to pull a tooth. To PULL A FUCKING TOOTH. I had one pulled out only for 80 bucks not even ten years ago. Wtf happened?

Turning 30 in a few months and I'm moving back in with my parents because I let some whore I was dating bleed me dry and then lost my job.

It’s funny I’ve never actually seen this show is it actually that good?

He's me

how does an infection like that start? I’ve had gingivitis for years and that shit scares me. Does it hurt?

Nothing. I fucking hate studying, it's just not for me. I hate the people I have to surround myself with at college. I hate being forced to read stuff instead of reading out of my own curiosity. I can't even study something I'm actually experienced with because there are no proper filters, and during the first and second years you are forced to pair up with ignorant dumbasses who, at worst, slow you down and, at best, become useless yes-men. I find no pleasure in achieving high grades without any effort, and I dislike being lectured about stuff I already know. I hate having people with degrees telling me I'm wasting my potential when they can't can't go a week without dumping their own life miseries on me. I just work a decent job and live my life, but apparently that's not enough for some people. Pain in the ass, all of them.

It's kino of the highest order.

The first two seasons are great. Once it tries to become the breaking bad prologue it turns to shit. Chicken man and old Mike become the fucking main characters while Saul and Kate become secondary characters. All the initial court stuff and Hamlin and Hamlin or whatever is kino.

AH JEEEZ I'M RUNNING LATE

top kek

A frenchman working 40h a week? Yeah ok

27

attorney

hurr durr I'm a loser

on Anon Babble

Nice bait

You go to the barber every day?

My simple life at 28 (I have rich parents so I didnt have work for any of this)

I think it’s literally because I’m not actually hired yet and I’m gonna have to save up with my bitch mom for a few years even if I get a good salary

youtu.be/dFB8dG5qrns?si=zshRYJIdKavWiSRq&t=34

Okay Dr. Breen

extremely good, if slow

It's okay when Valve does it

About to get my degree in EE, potentially starting a PhD next year too. It's an incredible field but you need to be a bit of an autist to get into it

upvoted!

Fuck this gay earth

I am Male, Age 27 and make $13/hr

I don't understand, are you stupid enough to think that that's real?

Every electrical engineer I know is very bright but absurdly autistic.

Just the fact that it’s even a concept that’s real in current games everywhere

study for years and lick enough ass to be able to work on secret and advanced technology projects

all your coworkers treat you like shit

they don't even want to talk to you

all your job is to push the power button and push carts

Oh. Well, you're still a mark

Ok britfag

2 whole hours of your day dedicated solely to traveling to and from work

I'm almost done with my bachelors in Electrical Engineering, I graduate in May of 2026. currently 31. I'm getting really interested in RF Engineering and Antenna and might try to go into that since EE is such a broad spectrum. Never let anyone tell you it's too late for anything.

I just realised this text is part of the G-Man's "file"

The absolute best thing to have come out of the coof was the normalization of working from home. Office space might unironically die in your life time.

but my productivity!

lol fuck off faggot, playing ring around the rosie with HR and team building exercises weren't productive either

It's tough but 28 and 29 are pretty normal ages to get one

optometry. im almost done but keep fucking up my practical skills since having someone breathe down my neck makes me nervous.

damn

Maybe in Burgerland.

In America it's pretty much impossible to get a PHD as a white person anymore unless your family already has money. Unis specifically filter you out.

You think he sees little folders when he closes his eyes?

It's possible, but you have to be extremely lucky. And considering all the happy coincidences that've happened to Morgan, we can safely say he is ungodly lucky.

Gordan Free"MAN"

He's apart of the little hat tribe anon, he's a nepobaby

working on starting chemistry myself and have been doing okay. still retarded though.

That sounds like a made up problem.

Neuroscience.
I'm in technical arts and design, and it's super fucking cool knowing which parts of my brain are pulling the weight during different types of assignments.

So you're just TOO SMART and it's everyone else's fault this isn't fun for you?

It is impossible to do anything without nepotism

Fixed.

The alternative would be burning all of his salary on housing in central Paris.
This way he gets out a bit and sees the town. Gets fresh impressions so he doesn't go crazy.

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

everyone getting degrees in their 20s and making lots of money in their 30s

tfw your peak was in high school

My peak was in elementary school. 3 girls kissed me in 4th grade and 1 of them showed me her vagina.

You had a peak? Must be nice

4th grade vagoo?
Did it excite you at the time?

What are you currently studying, Anon Babble?

Nothing. I'm 35 and never went to college.

Bro, my peak was in elementary as well. My teens and early adulthood was pure dogshit by how everyone treats you after realizing not everyone is your friend or someone you can trust. The true face of society is shown during high school, in my experience.

Not really, honestly. but I was a little curious to see it. It was a "i show you mine you show me yours" thing and she was a lot more interested in my dick.
I did get to kiss my crush though and that made me really hard.

You don't?

I think anon meant if you're studying anything as a hobbyist or as evening classes or online lessons.

Gordon my daughter is fully modeled

That does sound like a good time!
I never got to kiss my elementary school crush. I found out many years later she'd kinda liked me too and was exhausted from having a kid with an airline pilot who wasn't ever home.

I'm studying my fucking dick. Mainly the effects of friction on the phallus, to be specific

The true face of society is shown during high school, in my experience.

this. well, at least in highschool we still had false hope of things getting better

By God, what are you doing?

How's your fiancé's son doing?

I want to get my high school diploma in the country where I am, it is easier and cheaper to get the diploma again than to legalize the one from my country.
So high school stuff.

I am too silly for wanting to learn to play an instrument (keys/piano) in order to then be able to learn composing easier, having almost no prior experience at 32, aren't I

look into urine therapy

still fuck up cart pushing

his superiors were right

Just turned 30 yesterday

Wtf man I was 27 like a month ago.

Fuck man I just turned 27 a couple weeks ago and it’s already flying

His coworkers willingly sent him as a test subject, he is not the first to die that's why they trained him with the HEV suit. I guess they really didn't like Gordon

Music

How do you figure? Finish undergrad at 21 then 4-5 years for a PhD if you go right into grad school. He's a postdoc researcher there which makes sense.

I have a PhD and work as a postdoc in a chemical engineering lab. Most of what I study in my free time is related to game dev.

Not even smart, just knowledgeable and experienced in a subject I learned on my own. Working with first-timers who have no clue about the subject is very stressful.

How do I study SQL for data based roles without my brain turning full retard?

think about this

get anxious because I'm a 33 year old NEET

realize in a couple of billion years the sun will swallow the earth anyway

anxiety disappears

What's the point in chasing money? An economic collapse is pretty much an inevitability at this point anyway.

I have done nothing with my life.

No you aren't, you're probably just lazy

I have an accounting degree and cant even get ap ar jobs paying 20 bucks an hour

Also peaked socially in high school probably being one of the first kids to have a gf and lose my virginity (15).
But it really doesn't matter that much. Sex is nice, having a loving GF is nice, but it's not really that live enchantingly great. If you're unhappy and bitter alone, you won't be better with a GF, you're just a loser and need to fix your mindset.
I make below average in my age bracket at 29, but I'm lacking for nothing and I've already set aside over 60k, have some safe long term investments running and can even follow normally expensive hobbies like cars, PC gaming and golf, because I'm content with what I have instead of always being unhappy and trying to upgrade shit.

Industrial engineering bachelor and master a now doing my phd in innovation. I am 34.

whats wrong with that

Learning yo draw at the moment. Already got le degree and landed a cushy hybrid job. Doesn't pay that well but it's completely stress-free and I live with my mother with no family of my own so it's not like I need that much money.

How far up the ladder was Gordon at Black Mesa? I mean even if he managed to get a PHD at that young an age he couldn't have been at the job very long. Should we take this to mean him being the guy who goes in the test chamber was actually him being the lackey sent to do the manual labour? How much of a "highly trained professional" was he really?

i ‘unno

An economic collapse is pretty much an inevitability at this point anyway.

Millenial losers sadi this ssince 2008 bro

well the canonical opening to the game is him strolling in late like he could give a fuck so maybe say he's been there at least a few years

Why did Gordon fuck Krystal?

Because Eli told him to.

Postdoc research fellow. That's normal for a fresh graduate.

uhm actually male is body type 2

Anthropology, specifically the area pertaining to furry women.

kek

hey guys did you know if you are alive for 27 years, then you are 27 years old? like WTF?????????

spend your entire life in school up to that point

have no idea how to actually work and destroy the entire world

many such cases

this isnt even a real job

What are you currently studying, Anon Babble?

im a NEET with no direction in life

Shut it, old man! Or you're getting turned into nutrient paste!

At work they've been trying to get me to do an AWS Certification, but it's not one that's useful it's just memorizing what services Amazon sells and some basics about their usage and pricing. Basically you get a cert that shows you know how to suck Amazon's dick and convince your bosses to spend money on their ecosystem

I'm good at drawing but have no idea what I want to study. Art major is a waste and won't pay the bills, so what should I do?

So you think inflation can just keep rising forever without any consequences?

*hits pipe*

You're not a loser? You can't even spell english, do you not understand the consequences of keeping literal retards like you as anything other than institutionalized or at least leashed? Letting literal mental retardation affect the world? Go suck off your dad, you'll need the semen protein.

so it should be easy to do then
do it and make your boss happy
wtf you zoomer

yesterday i turned 28

mfw i'm older than gordon now

See this is a retarded discord reply, because literally nobody, not a single person, who is not presently in a home for the mentally retarded, is actually surprised at "turning 28".

I'm 28 and have no education past high school.

I work at a warehouse for 22 dollars an hour.

youre a retarded nigger that cant comprehend a 10word post. nice job.

now im the retarded nigger who cant reply to the right post... its over...

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