It's a masterpiece

Breath of the Wild, but again

Cool.

because people play it instead of watching it

SECRET STONES

muh journos

I don’t think of those who called Bioshock Infinite a masterpiece as people, let alone ones who should have an opinion on art

he immediately started a new thread

Don't you have anything better to do, OP?

TOTK is DARKER than Majora's Mask. Aonuma said so!

Don't you have anything better to do, OP?

Seething about Zelda isn't just his life, it's his entire personality.

BotW is better

masterpiece of shit that is lmao

only cool bit was dragon zelda and even that ended up being lame and gay by the end.

Let's take all of the worst parts of Breath of the Wild and make it the whole game!

Yeah masterpiece

Maybe my brain is simply wired differently but this felt like one of those indie games where you do nothing but get materials and craft the thing that gets you better materials so you can craft the thing that..
And I find that to be pointless and boring

After a while I just went to Ganon and finished the game because I was so fed up with it

This. I remember play Jedi Survivor after playing TotK and I kept trying to ASCEND through floors. And then I would get annoyed at how shit and restrictive every game felt.

just play something else than nintendo slop. plenty of good open world games

Not really. Now Monster Hunter World + Iceborne? Now that IS masterpiece.

I expected to savage yet sophisticated techno barbarians instead of space goat rabbits.

Bro even Bethesda slop checks many of those points

*expected to see

Yeah, if you like Lego.

Breath of the Wild was infinitely darker.

Crafting system

It was fun for a while. Then you realize you really don't need to do anything too creative and anything more than a car to transport things and a couple of flying machines is basically just a waste of time and resources. You CAN get crazy and build a flying robot that can solo Silver Lynols

Combat

As fun as it was in BotW. Still has the same issues. Weapons breaking and it being too easy.
Dungeons are back, kinda. They also are kinda lame.
The gay ass fucking durability system is back, made worse with crafting system.
The story is ok, unless you've played BotW and then you have some many fucking questions. Why is Link no longer from Hateno? Why does Bolson not know who the fuck Link is? Why does Terrytown exist if Bolson and Hudson have no idea who Link is? Where the fuck did all the Guardians go? Where the fuck did the Divine Beast go?

The best thing about it was the Ganondorf fight.

fpbp

My cock twitched when I saw Adult Purah for the first time.

Why does Terrytown exist if Bolson and Hudson have no idea who Link is?

Hudson does remember Link. Bolson’s other assistant at Lookout Landing does too. Weirdly, it’s just Bolson that does not.

if you have an IQ under 80

Its shit and so was odyssey. Botw was decent for what it was the company has fallen off

I find myself peering into bottomless chasms feeling disappointed that I can't dive down there and explore.

dive into the depths in totk

its completely empty and has nothing to do but spans the entire surface map

ill take the nothing any day over this

The story is ok

Thats giving it too much credit, TOTK has probably the worst story of any zelda game. Its just "Oh zelda is gone, "the upheaval bla bla and the imprisoning war". Loop those three topics for 60 hours and thats the story of the game. The zelda dragon reveal was the only good part. You didnt even get to see the cute zelda link scenes like you did in botw

Weren’t the Depths were added in the last month of development?

Weren’t the Depths were added in the last month of development

lol no. "Verticality" was the core concept of TotK. The depths being an inverted hellscape of the overworld is a standard Zelda Dark World tradition.

avoiding the question

I already said NO. If you actually are fucking retarded enough to think that Nintendo an entirely new topograpy to link seamlessly with another two tiers of coding, one MONTH before release, then I 'm just going to stop talking to you. I expect people to be at least 18 years old here.

ruined hateno/10

seething so badly that he can’t even type properly

disengaging and running away

Good pup.

Not even remotely, I win and OP is a tasteless faggot.

No it's not. It's good but no way a masterpiece

FPBP.

arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/"but being hit with invisible walls, linearity and gated progression."/
You should kill yourself

she's actually retarded

The underworld was shown the first trailer in 2019. Keep seething lol.

an entirely new topograpy

They didn't. The depths is just the overworld topography upside down

I don't see you refuting it.

The underworld was shown the first trailer

Absolute fucking retards on this site.

Schizo BTFO

Still screeching

They added Autobuild because all the biggest BOTW fans do nothing but post the exact same shit day after day.

Finished it because I hated the idea of not seeing it through, but boy did I get fucking bored. Everything about that game is just so tedious.

And this is coming from someone that loves BotW. I can't wrap my head around the fact that I almost hated this game if it's like 80% the same thing.

You're not convincing anyone lol, TotK rapes your favorite game.

Okay

I find myself wanting to explore other open world ganes but being hit with invisible walls, linearity and gated progression.

Total open world sandboxes are very common now and predate BOTW by years.

I find myself wandering off the beaten path and finding nothing there to discover.

There are no mysteries or secret levels or hidden lore or even particularly valuable treasures off the beaten path in BOTW or TOTK.

I find myself peering into bottomless chasms feeling disappointed that I can't dive down there and explore.

You can't "explore" the depths, it's as empty as the bottom of our actual ocean

I find myself dealing with baby tier combat scenarios

The combat in these games is executionally trivial and the only difficulty comes from high enemy stats which are eventually mitigated as you get better gear. It's MMO "difficulty". BOTW had one genuinely challenging enemy in the whole game and it was removed in TOTK for no reason.

and wondering why I can't use all my inventory to create new scenario-specific items and weapons.

Creating tiktok shorts of bullying the shit out of bokobolins gets boring after 5 minutes. None of the emergent properties of items can be effectively used against even moderately powerful enemies.

I find myself wishing I could create my own solutions to puzzles and challenges using my own wits and resources.

"I wish that every puzzle game let me make a bridge of glued together bullshit to skip the puzzles"

I find myself disappointed that the game's interconnected systems don't turn every event into a unique set-piece, experienced by me alone.

This doesn't describe BOTW or TOTK at all, especially if you're playing reasonably optimally.

I find myself limited by the sheer inactive sterilisation

BOTW and TOTK have one the most fucking boring, sterile worlds in all of video games. Even lazy dogshit like bethesda games have more interesting and worlds.

So I'm lying about not enjoying TotK when I could be posting about how much I actually loved it? At no expense of mine?

Man I wish zoomer tourists just fucked off this place.

It's true, dipshit, the depths topography is literally just the overworld height map inverted.

Do you feel any shame for making a serious response to a site engagement generator?

No, I don't feel shame for spending 2 minutes to shit on a tendie faggot.

Then enjoy arguing in circles with the brick wall.

None of anything you wrote is true

You didn't refute a single fucking thing. You typed all that out just to shitpost. Strange.

Extremely brazen samefag

You are a laughable fucking retard who doesn't understand how games are designed. Implying that Nintendo just added the depths in last month of development is fucking hysterical. That would make them actual supernatural wizards.

Just ignore that they showed the depths months before release. Or that the concept of underworld was the entirety of the very first teaser of the game in 2019. Fuck sake lmao

I have no idea when it was added in development and I don't care. I said that the topography is just inverted overworld topography and I'm right. I'll also say that it's almost completely empty, and I'd also be right to say so. Nintendo has the manpower to implement something like the depths in a month. It genuinely wouldn't be that hard, it's not even slightly impressive, a modder could bang it out by themselves if they wanted. It would honestly be even more disappointing if Nintendo did have all the time in the world to make the depths more substantial but just, didn't.

Or that the concept of underworld was the entirety of the very first teaser of the game in 2019.

It was that underdeveloped after 4+ years? That makes them look much worse than if they shit it out in a month

Yes.
zeldauniverse.net/2023/10/08/tears-of-the-kingdom-director-comments-on-how-fast-the-depths-were-made/

projection

See?

the depths are supposed to be totk's dark world

Man.

BotW and ToTK were the biggest prolonged nonstop assfucking anti-tendies/ootsnoys have ever endured.

This board was shitting up the walls over TotK for years before it even released and it ended up outselling any pre-BoTW Zelda by a landmile. It will never stop making them mad.

I'm smiling so hard it hurts.

I don't care about sales I care about games

Self-harm is not okay.

OOT

Snoys

fpbp

its too gay

tendies

Quit pretending to be me, ACfag.

every tendie faggot buys every tendie game and they all just sit on the shelf
nobody plays this shit its TOO GAY even for fags

SALES DON'T MATTER NOW

And there's the classic cubesnoy cope.

I'm looking forward to your meltdowns that Switch 2 and BoTW3 will bring, Eric.

Read the post again. Anti-tendies refers to the opposite of Nintendo fans.

Its boring

A tendie’s worst enemy is another tendie.

BoTW3

Aonuma and Fuji already said the next game will be a new world.
Something tells me you aren't the usual guy.

OoTfags have been snoys ever since BoTW, they couldn't make it any less obvious.

Imagine being so desperate that you have to leech onto older outdated Nintendo games to discredit the dominance of the Switch. The life of a snoy.

You clearly haven't been following. I call it BoTW3 because it will continue the success of the open-world formula and you already know the ootsnoys are going to try to enforce the "500$ DLC" bullshit on it again.

image hash from two years ago

I smell a falseflag.

millions of flies

from two years ago

Assuming you were replying to me, you realize that was when ToTK released right?

I don't care about your argument that you have every single day. The only part of BOTW3 I care about at this moment is that the world of BOTW will finally be shelved in favor of something new at long last.

The only part of BOTW3 I care about at this moment is that the world of BOTW will finally be shelved in favor of something new at long last.

And yet you'll find another thing to seethe about because that's all you seem to do when it comes to anything related to the Switch.

The game hasn't even been announced yet and you're already salivating over the idea of people hating it.

Because it's your seething that fuels us.

Your constant shitfits over the past 9 years only makes Nintendo stronger.

Success breeds jealousy.

I didn't say they don't matter just that i dont care about them. The only reason I don't like them selling a lot is because that means we'll keep getting the same low effort games.

It's alright.

I actually booted up Breath of The Wild again the other day. I kind of missed the look of Sheikah Shrines. I never did get far with the expansion shrines. Will keep playing ToTK for general exploration and fucking around, though.

THE IMPRISONING WAR

Watched a video essay the other day where the guy mentioned how weird a lack of any major Zonai town ruins were. Like, there are plenty of temples and holy sites, but you never actually find a sky island that's like the ruins of a village where The Zonai might've actually lived. Something about that stuck with me.

Also, remember Pre-ToTK when people theorized that the Barbarian Set was Zonai?

Well fuck me for trying to talk to you, I guess.

but you never actually find a sky island that's like the ruins of a village where The Zonai might've actually lived

This was also disappointing as hell. Aside from the temple and mine on the very first sky island what you see is what you get. Could have had some rito trying to settle on a sky island or anything really

You’re talking to bots, btw. They all have the same post format.

a weird lack of any major Zonai town ruins

There was lots of concept of it in the Master Works book. I’m betting a lot of it was cut along with the other sky islands.

theorized

Pretty sure it’s outright referred to as a set of Zonai armor in BotW.

Breath of the Wild had a Hylian researcher stuck one of the Sheikah towers. You’d think TOTK would’ve had some other NPCs that were unlucky enough get stranded on one of the floating islands and make a new home up in the sky.

The only sky island that came from the ground is the one Hyrule Castle is on. All the others were ackshully up there the entire time and you just couldn't see them in BOTW, same with the Zeldragon.

Switch games sold well because the console sold well because of covid. Animal Crossing for Switch sold 40 million fucking copies

No, retard, he's just been doing this for years

What the hell? Really?

WHY'D YOU DO IT?

Tickling Yunobo’s tiny feet

Based

Im genuinely trying to recall is there any non zonai bot on one of the sky islands? I dont remember one