Imagine paying $80 for a racing game when you could buy over 50 glizzies at Costco for the same price

Nah i'll just pirate those dogs

Costwoke

I don’t support companies that defend DEI.

$50 costco membership + $50 "glizzies" whatever those are

$80 game + $20 switch online

They cost the same.

I slipped on pee pee at the Costco and got myself a $20,000 settlement.

Good thing Im not poor and can do both.

The "made in Gmod with crudely posed ragdolls and props with strange lighting and often incongruously set in TF2 maps" look is a dying artform. SFM simplified the process. Hell these days AI will just shit out some oily garbage in moments.

Wtf kind of slang is glizzy?

If I wasn't going to a midnight launch at Best Buy I'd probably hit up Costco's food court right after picking up my Switch 2.

eats one dollar hot dogs

"i'm not poor"

Okay buddy.

It isn't dying, just look at Deviantart.

look at Deviantart

I'll take your word for it.

you should waste all of your money if you're not poor!

And that's why you are poor.

buying quality products instead of poorfag shit is "wasting money"

poorfag

Based. Gonna go banana peel slipping at Target next and collect the corporate speedrun achievements.

Retarded zigger slang.

Stop liking things that I decide you can't like!

Sorry if I enjoy how they taste, anon, never thought something like that would drive someone to irrational fury.

That's pretty low. How injured were you? $20k means they were afraid of something.

is glizzy when you jizz and throw glitter on it?

slippin jimmy posts on Anon Babble

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I dont know what you think costco is but they certainly arnt a 24hr food court

Play game and remain skinny and fuckable

Buy hotdogs and get fat

Yes that was the implication

remain skinny and fuckable

lmao
You pay for a switch bro, you don't have to lie around bros.

This trend started in black communities during the Harlem Renaissance as a way to add extra syllables to words, and became popularized in rap by Snoop Dogg. Glizzy is the izzled version of glock. It was later used as slang to describe penises and then hot dogs.

Basically it's a word invented by black people.

why do you have shoes on while inside and on your bed, you fucking animal

i'm adorable

posts hobo fit with no face

TWINK DETECTED

You know it bitch ;-*

those plushies

Show thong

glizzy sounds dumb but so does hot dog

Weiner sounds gay.

I enjoy devouring wieners.

Where did the whole "sonic loves chili dogs" thing come from anyways? It's never mentioned in the games.

The 90s cartoon.

it's a joke about him being gay for tails

From both SatAM and AoStH. It became game canon starting with Unleashed and Black Knight.

fat hands, not a twink

Fat hands? I'm 150lbs

Did you preorder?

Gay

150lbs

fat