2 more months

2 more months

It still bothers me that if these lazy fucks ever announce Half Life 3, Anon Babble will lose its shit and there will be nonstop threads about it and stickies and shit.

All these guys should be met with is apathy. It should be on them to prove again that they are anywhere near the Valve of old.

And who the fuck gives a fuck about Half Life anymore? The games were great, I don't give a shit about Half Life 3.

God, fuck you faggots.

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

did they start to use rumor again instead of reportedly?

I still think they should just quietly put HL3 in everyone's library for free without any fanfare or announcement. That alone would confirm Valve as the GOAT for not caring or taking part in the hype train culture

anywhere near the valve of old

They are, they're practically the same team, one of the very few that don't flush their talent to appease line go up mongos.

who gives a fuck about Half Life anymore

me

It is far too fucking late for this. No one cares anymore.

These motherfuckers haven't released anything worth a shit in over a decade. It's been a million years since Half Life 2: Episode 2 and you're still invested in this shit?
Fuck Nu-Valve and fuck you for enabling them. The Half Life games are retro games now and if there was any justice in this world, Valve would have to come crawling for attention rather than have the welcome carpet the moment they decide to grace you with the game they should have given you 10 years ago.
You're a cuck.

no it's not. valve hires new guys for every project. maybe hiring is not the right word. they basically buy everything they have, including their souls.
it's probably how gaben is still alive. feeds on the souls of the people he have bought

gta delayed to may 2026

GABEN WONNED

They made Alyx in 2020

dota 2

2013

jesus christ it felt like yesterday

UE5

Denuvo

Gordon is gay

Alyx is a troon

You heard it here first, lads

VRslop

lol

he thinks it will release

Never ever

rumor

UE5

I would've believed this back when they were still struggling to figure Source 2 out for years.

prime gamer audience has absolutely no idea what the hype would be about for this when they look up half life 2, just because a game was successful *checks notes* two decades ago doesn't mean it will translate to the zoomers

who fucking cares

world's most anticipated game is shadowdropped...

look up aritcle

HLX, the project thought to be Half-Life 3, is being widely playtested ahead of a possible summer reveal and winter release, according to rumors circulating online. Speaking during a recent livestream, Tyler McVicker,

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Good. Only the zoomers and the albabs can save us now. The smart millennials like me will side with them and pray for their downfall against the hopefully small horde of nostalgiasois getting on their knees for a game they should have gotten 13 years ago

source: tyler mcnigger

Who the fuck even visits these game journalist websites? I refuse to believe anyone actually goes there and instead they come here to market

game is being widely-playtested without even the slightest hint of a leak besides this trust me bro headline

Bullshit. Half-life 3 probably exists but it's not this far along

releases Alyx, laying the early groundwork for where the mainline HL story will go and what S2 is capable of

releases documentary lamenting the fact they couldn't get HL3 right before while indicating they want to make things right with fans

tons of back end updates indicating final tweaks to S2 and various SDK libraries as if they were developing a major project

I don't want to get my hopes up but...we've never had more signs pointing to it happening than we have at this given moment

NO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE.....IT DOESN'T OK???

God you faggots are inssuferable, i hope Anon Babble gets spammed to death with Hl3 threads for weeks just to spite you.

Good morning, Tyler

it bothers me people will be excited

you should be apathetic like me

The source was a guy who was leaking a bunch of new Deadlock models because he was upset that Valve isn't involving the community in development anymore. It's real.

Good. Deadlock is a dead game.

Nothingburger

>VRslop

it's the exact opposite of slop. It's anti-slop. Alyx is quality.

deadflop

I don't want HL3. It's been hyped up for too long.

Not everyone as jaded as you are, anon. I want to see HL3 before Gabe dies because after him nobody would make it ever

Valve games run perfectly on Linux, right?

Valve heavily favors Winblows because Gabe is a former Microsoft employee. Half Life 2 still doesn't have full Linux functionality.

It's just another bitter poorfag. Giving internet access to third worlders/ browns was a mistake.

I don't have it, therefor slop

kys