Which way Hero of Kvatch?

I'd do a 360 and walk away

right one tastes like gogurt im sure

Cute Seducers

Kneeling, stealing from her, than her calling me a pathetic coward while looking down at me with disgust was my last wank.

ew
why do these graphics look like such shit? isn't this supposed to be the remaster? Oblivion was never amazing or even *good* graphically but holy shit what the fuck Todd

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Through

We get it you don't like Oblivion

2/10

It's 2025. Can't you niggers expect any better than this? Why are they using ESO models for some aspects? Why don't you actually care about the games you buy anymore?

Old and busted

the ugly characters models are fundamental to the TESIV: Oblivion experience.

enjoy a video game

some guy literally seethes because he doesn't

We get it you don't like Oblivion

ummm I like game so no criticism matter

Is this really the best you can come up with? What the fuck is the board anymore

OPEN WIDE

NOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN TAKE ME SERIOUSLY COME UP WITH SOMETHING

No, stop entering threads about things you don't like retard

The saints are a bit stronger IIRC.
Shame you can't soulfarm the summon like in Morrowind though

marketing board, plz understand

Wait can you not sunmon them or can you not steal summoned souls at all?

o-fuk
Is Shivering isles in the re-release?

Uhhhh I think it's ugly

Oh well I still like it

AIIIIEEEE MARKETERS

lol, not used to people blowing off your opinions or what?

the graphics look like shit

STOP CARING GRAPHICSFAG

No. Todd cashed in on a title people knew and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. This does nothing except pad Bethesda employee resumes.

All the DLC is in the re-release.

You want to criticize everyone for enjoying a video game and can't wrap your head around people liking things you don't.
You want to make your opinion known that's it ugly and you want people to argue about your opinion.
Just don't play it, it's shrimple
Don't buy it. Don't play it. We all know you don't like Oblivion, it's noted.

I think you can, but it's a once per day thing you get from the shivering isles main questline.
IIRC they're treated as humans so you need black soul gems for them.

Maaaaaaaaannn... that DLC was top three DLC of all time for any game I've ever played. And I'm fucking old. Guess I will be getting it, then.
Do I have to punch horses each day to make sure I have optimal level ups again? I actually hope they didn't fix that completely fucked leveling system only because I took the time to learn it.

You mean 180 right

And make thousands of people happy for getting to play a game they remember fondly.
So, there's also that.
Also we'll probably get another Monster Factory out of it

nah they give you 12 stat points every level up for free

The leveling is mostly better but you level too fast and shit still scales with you. They fixed the governing stats minmax shit though. Just get a mod to slow skill progression and youre good

No, retard. Oblivion doesn't change drastically between the OG release and the remaster regardless, that's not the problem I have with this. The remaster is strictly a cash-in, and the fact that no more work was put into this than was put into the GTA Trilogy remaster should alarm you. Instead you're crying that I'm just saying "STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE" which is literally not what I'm saying at all. This is fucking asinine, dude.

spoiler

Fat fucking chance. Yeah it's unfortunate, but come on you should know better than to expect good things from Todd if your pattern recognition neurons are firing on all cylinders.

Breton mage playthrough left
Nord warrior playthrough right

uhhh it's not actually the graphics it's the principle of it being a remaster

Why didn't they change things in the remaster?

I'm gonna take off the gloves here and just call you a dumb nigger.

Why do these new models but the niggers and some men look absolutely abhorrent?
Is this an american thing I'm too pure blooded to understand?

take off the gloves

If you were to the take off the gloves you'd actually refute my central point and actually tell me how you would feel. You'd actually tell me what about this remaster bodes good will towards the future of the series. Instead you resort to this bullshit. Stop being retarded on purpose.

I am a racist white man - so right

He doesn't play a Breton knight following virtues of valour and justice, mastering might and magic to bring down and annihilate evil wherever he finds it.

I bet you don't even rescue damsels.

this remaster is precisely what I wanted from every other remaster we ever got
just a new coat of paint over the untouched original game mechanics

the future of the series

Quit moving the goalposts you dumb asshole. Your first post I replied to cried about the graphics then you cried about the graphics three more times before pivoting to muh remaster and muh future of the series

uhhh make up an argument for liking this game

No, cope seethe

Golden brat needs correction.

Nobody with standards likes Oblivion.

muh standards

Do you post like this in gacha threads?
I doubt it

So no more

barehand slapping horses outside of the city for STR

Crouch-walking into a dark corner of an inn to level stealth

Swimming around the city for a half an hour because it levels faster than running

Intentionally using the worst bow/arrow combo to riddle dumb enemies with 100 arrows for skillups

The god-awful praise/joke/threaten/bj wheel

Do you still get to savescum dungeon rewards?

Save before entering the final chamber of an Oblivion gate to get the upgrade you want

Save outside the big-mudcrab cave and rush to the end for rare loot

I remember so much about this old janky game.

OH, and does it still have the mage's guild enchanting and custom spell tables? That shit was so busted if you had two braincells to rub together.

Paralyze for 1 second, they have to go through the whole fall-over-get-up animation

Reduce HP by 100 for 1 second, Soul Trap

if your gonna savescum dungeon rewards you might as well just open the console bro

yup and its still busted

i want a Daedra girl to rape me as a mortal snack

Name a more fun school of magic than Illusion

Two handed weapons

In DND it's the ultimate, TES, not so much.

Restoration. Mostly the only remaining fun school in oblivion.

Weren't all the humanoid dremoras men?

But that's a man.

I liked Skyrim and Oblivion. Should I play Morrowind?

Quit moving the goalposts you dumb asshole

this is all I need to know that you aren't even arguing in good faith. I might have come across as something else in my first post to you, but the fact that this is just the exact same shit over and over as has so readily pointed out is entirely consistent with what I've held as a viewpoint. The fact he considers Oblivion to be a masterpiece is already a red flag in my eyes, but that's still separate from the fact this remaster was a misplaced effort that delivers on nostalgia bait more than an elevation of the series as a whole.

Golden Saints

made for BWC

If you ignore its shitty combat, yeah

Not after I ravage his little daedric asshole

BLOOD BAG

Strong women

Woke

Remaster gives you twelve points each level you can distribute to any three attributes of your choosing and all skills now contribute to levelling up instead of just the major ones. However, they did not address the gear and enemy scaling. You'll still see a billion fucking Xivilai and bandits in ebony armor at high levels.

walking away is subjective

can summon this cutie whenever I want

Praise Lord Dagon.

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There's one female markynaz or whatever the second highest ranking caste is called.