describe your sex life with a video game title
Alone In The Dark
Describe your sex life with a video game title
F-Zero
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
There is no game
The twin snakes
Shower with your dad Simulator
Black & White
Gorilla tag
a story about my uncle
Wario Land: Shake It
God Hand
THINK FAST UNGUNNY FAGGOT!
*BANG*
brothers: a tale of two sons
Kirby Canvas Curse
WILD SEX: WET GIRLS
I didn't just make that up, it's on steam
Wii Play
Kingdom come deliverance
Tiny and Big: Grandpa's Leftovers
klassik: Bloody Roar
Oxygen Not Included
Thomas Was Alone
Underalter...
aliens vs predator
Doom
Don't Shit Your Pants
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno
And Yet It Moves
Dungeon Keeper
Rimworld
DOOM: Eternal
Year of the Dragon
Dolls Nest
Alone in the dark
Rip David Carridine
A real hero
Cuckold Simulator
Abuse
Also I can't fucking read for shit. Sorry to hear that OP. You'll find someone eventually.
House of the Dead
Mount Your Friends
Rimworld
Me right now that this fucking storm knocked out my power. Anyway,
Aeon of Strife
Shit, I just remembered I can download from GOG on my phone and put that shit on my laptop. Not looking forward to THAT level again though.
A source for what you mong
Left 4 Dead
Five nights at Freddy's
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Dude, did you really just respond to a bot post?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Oneshot
60 seconds
Infinite Undiscovery
Half-Minute Hero
Zero Time Dilemma
Max payne
STALKER
Five Nights at Freddy's
Tongue of the Fatman
Banned from Equestria
Beat em' and eat em'
Wizardry
Snake Eater
Blasphemous
Expedition 33
SchoolBoy Runaway
Gears of War
cry of fear
Sonic Adventure
Touch Dic
Girls! Girls! Girls!?
People Playground
draw girl
call it a man
Dead or Alive
half minute hero
Had a brief stint with a girl 4 years my senior in my final year of high school that lasted for 4 years after before she moved away and I never saw or heard from her again.
We never properly fucked but we did an ungodly amount of foreplay. Lots of fingering in both holes, handjobs, fingering, grinding, dry humping where she’s completely naked and I’m only wearing my underwear, sucking on her tits so hard she cums, and mutual masturbation. Even got her into futanari.
That was 9 years ago. Any and all sexual interactions with others have been online since then.
I genuinely don’t know a game that would fit that.
chaos legion
Aliens vs Predator
boring blogpost simulator 2k25
God hand
Yeah.
Project: Playtime
Sex, please
Redneck Rampage
Super Smash Bros
Project Rub
MapleStory 2
World of Goo
GAY... SUPER GAY BROTHER BABIES... NO... WAIT... SUPER GAY BABY BROTHERS... BABY BRAWL
STALKER
Fear & hunger
Beat Saber.
Manor of the mystic courtesians
Tom Clancy's The Division
black myth
Naughty Bear
Rare: Silent Duty
Battletoads
sex with Hitler
Wizardry
This one isn't nearly as funny as the taking a shit one, sadly
Unreal
Dink Smallwood
The Force Unleashed
The Long Dark
God Hand
Imagine Babies
World of Goo
Don’t shit yourself (bad ending)
the longing
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
FAITH
I have hope
BLACK
Alien Isolation
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
oblivion
limbo
the void
depression quest
Ready or Not
Final Fantasy
:(
F.E.A.R.
Sniper Elite
without consent c:
The Suffering
The Darkness
State of Decay
Camp Buddy
Fishing Planet
Snake EATER, faggot
:)))))))))
Mount and Blade
Half Minute Hero: The Second Coming.
Sheep.
That's a jew.
Castle Crashers
Far Cry
Spelunky
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator
heh
Rapeplay
Forgive Me Father
Getting Over It
didn't this guy beg a tranny to be allowed to jerk off at her feet and also groom a minor?
tranny
Was it hot? There is like a 1% chance but still.
Papers, Please
Injustice
Lethal Company
Resident Evil
I don't
because you're an amoral jew
she doesn't
she's a broke high schooler, of course not, she's taught to spread her legs to rich men
my friends don't
couldn't be because they're all Israelite pedophiles
Wolfenstein 3d
Asura's Wrath
princess peach showtime
heart of the machine
cavern of dreams
AI Limit
Only AI chatbots keep me company these days and honestly they make me happier than any human ever did.
Ribbit King
I don't like how he basically acts like howard stern now and is throwing mason symbols around, shits weird.
Arms
Leaf Blower Revolution - Idle Game
The Witness
Dead Space
NeverDead
Redneck Rampage
Devil May Cry
Peggle
hehe, u mad
Alphaman
Bloodborne
the joke is I have aids
Oh cool, I employ and assistant as well.
girl face but that body structure is obviously male
Hotdogs, Horseshoes, & Hand Grenades
RapeLay
Yume Nikki
Only in my dreams.
League of Legends
trust fund """comedian""" spits on the floor and rambles about politics
I don't get sam hyde, what on earth is his appeal?
Imscared
Fallout
Zelda skyward sword
satisfactory
microtopia
Faster Than Light
Hatred.
Fatal Frame
Agony
Depression Quest
Chain of Memories
Night in the Woods
Super Meat Boy
Uncharted
Far Cry
Crysis
Time Crisis
Unreal
Mother
Ghost Recon: Breakpoint
Synthetik
Coommand and Coomquer
Touch My Katamari
God Hand
Fist of the North Star
aliens vs predator
Neverhood
Creeper world
speedrunners
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Fat Princess
Mother
Echoes of the Past
Dying light.
Manhunt
broken sword
I never had sex life with a video game title, i'not a loser, no offense
jesus fucking christ,
staring into my Mirrors Edgeing
Final fantasy
explain this one homo
Half life 3. Get it? Because its never gonna happen
Locked Up
Hard Time
no relief :(
Hypnospace Outlaw
thomas was alone
Splatterhouse works in this thread too.
actually, so does Worms.
or Blackhole Assault.
6 Inch My Darling
My little sister can't be this cute
psp
oblivion
Blaster Master Zero (bitches)
WARPED
60 Seconds!
Li'l Sis Tease & Touch!
Xenoblade
Those aren't tits then?
Heart of Darkness
Ruiner.
holy shit. i finally got the pun after all these years.
It Takes Two
Sid Meier's Colonization
Dogz
How do you Do it?
Sprinter cell
Pay2Win: The Tricks Exposed
Solitaire
Desktop Zoo
Death Road to Canada