Would the last game character you played as be considered worthy of wielding Mjolnir?

Would the last game character you played as be considered worthy of wielding Mjolnir?

be considered worthy of wielding Mjolnir?

Sharty is over there, teen.

teen

says the capeshit enoyer

OH MY GOSH THE HECKIN MJOLNIR???? OH MY REDDIT I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW THIS IS SUCH AN AWESOME QUESTION WOWOWOWOW

Why did you let Disney mindbreak you?

still no good Thor vidya

Shame.

That's DC tho.

OMG I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!? JEEZ I WONDER WHICH VIDEOGAME CHARACTER WILL BE EPIC ENOUGH AND PURE HEARTED TO WIELD THE MIGHTY MJOLNIR!!! OMGGGG I CAN'T WAIT TO KNOW THE ANSWER OMG OMG OMG!!!

Remember when they made it seem like he'd be this awesome rival but then they Druckmann'd your expectations by making him a fat drunk loser?

Books for kids

:/

Electrinic toys for kids

:0

dude imagine if kratos held mjolnir
badass level: over 9000

You are on an imageboard for video games, a hobby for children, and you post here every day. You have no reason to think you’re superior to someone who enjoys superheroes.

Honestly, if Santa Monica wasn't pozzed, they would be a decent devs for a Thor game.

my SDV farmer

He's pretty noble and helpful to the community since I didn't go the Joja route. Also I don't have any pedo mods installed.

Oh my Science! Good heckin Zionman lift the Hammer of the Talmud?

bro... that... would be so... fucking...EPIC!! like over 9000 level epicness! XD!

NOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY HECKING WHOLESOME CAPESHITRINOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS HECKING VALID AND EPIC JUST LIKE ME AND MY NEO-VAGINA!!!

reddit is down that way, faggot

I thought chuds liked the Norse gods? Aren’t they the real white gods instead of the jew Yeshua?

why would a neo-pagan like the kike bastardization of their history?

lawful good paladin boyscout

Probably, but he already has a fuck huge hammer imbued with the power of gods that he uses to crush evil and mete out divine justice.

Ugh! Capeshit is so cringe! Stop talking about it on my board for the adult hobby of video games!!

average capeshit enjoyer.webm

That's literally gaming hardware tho

I think in the big DC/Marvel crossover in the 90's Supes was able to lift it.
They had mail in ballots for who you wanted to see fight who, and then brackets where you voted on who you thought would win each fight.
Ultimately they all make peace and face the threat to both their universes.
I remember Batman and Captain America both squaring up for a fight, and each one plays out every variation of the fight in their head before moving a muscle, and then they just shake hands and call a draw because they're both so evenly matched.

I swear to Christ this board is even worse than it was before the hack.

He's playing a video game. Your hobby.

All they had to do was rangeban Israel and India.

what do you think he does after playing epic nintendo videogames?
he goes to reddit and talks about capeshit all day, just like you, but in your case you got lost on your way to your favorite subreddit and here you are :)

Actually, he only managed to lift it because Odin allowed it. He tried it again and he couldn't.

I'm completely disinterested in modern superhero comics and movies, but I've been going back to the classics and it's amazing how much better written they are.

headcanon

Yawn, don't be so insecure about your hobby, i'm going to fap now

h-he may be doing my hobby right now.. but I bet he does your hobby after!!

Holy cope. Sorry your hobby is cringe and for toddlers, anon.

Witcher 3

Geralt of Rivia

..maybe?

He has premarital sex. He isn't worthy.

So does my HERO!!

What if they use this?

and Thor doesn't?

That'll work

Thor is such a boring piece of shit. The only good Marvel characters are Daredevil, Hulk and Silver Surfer.

Thor is such a boring piece of shit

Discarded.

Next panel: Mating press.

I dunno, doesn't it need to be a person holding it? An inanimate object can't be worthy, but then the floor or a table seems to be able to hold it up.

MCU actually managed to pull Sentry off

Sentrybros......we made it.

God of Thunder

wears a helmet and a cape

Disgusting. A God you can punch, imagine that.

He already lifted it.

The dude com Pathological 2. Dunno is he has a good heart because I never finished it.

This is why I go to the gym.

Yeah dude he's got so many great character traits, he's like...norse and....uh....worthy or something and....

Simonson's run

JMS's run

Aaron's run

Ewing's run

even Cates's run if you are a shonenSLOP enjoyer

Read.

Dante

Probably not. On one hand, dante is truly noble, kind and i'd even say innocent. On the other, he is too much of an adrenaline junkie to act with honor most of the time.
But then again, Sparda gains are just something else, so he can probably just pump devil trigger into it to lift it.
That said, why did they never give dante club-blunt style weapon? Him weilding a hammer would have been awesome.

Fun fact: Thor is one of only 3 Marvel heroes who is stronger than Spider-Man.

b-but what about

Only 3.

retconned 50 years ago

Kek.

No, he's a dumb fucking character that exists because someone had a half baked idea of making comics out of norse mythology which shouldn't have made it past the concept phase. He has no depth nor any appeal beyond cool factor for teenage boys. He's all the bad things that people say about Superman but he gets a pass because he's less generic on a surface level inspection.

Those are the only ones who truly count. The rest are just filler characters. You are right.

never read Thor

Yup. Just like I suspected.

Helldiver

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised either way.

ASM Annual #1

Wasn't this before Hank could even become Giant-Man?

Avatar of Xenoblade Chronicles X

That actually ends up being the same conundrum as Vision, considering the mechanical bodies.

actively unworthy

Does the hammer read your mind and decide if you're worthy based on your own beliefs and intentions? Like if you fully believe you're in the right by killing the bugs, wouldn't that mean you have a clear conscience? Or does the hammer have it's own value of morality and worthiness?

Hark ! This doth be mine final post upon Anon Babble.

How canst anyone thinketh that this doth be awe-some for true ? How canst anyone taketh seriously a comical manuscript with Thor as a supposedeth to be superhero ? How canst anyone seeth the Thor as heroic for true in this book ? "Ouh, Thor doth be smiling, so awe-some, this be so cooleth guys..." why dost thou lie to thyself in such a manner ?
Ye guys art simply forcing onto thyself the new fadeth there shalt be within this hivemind of a board, with the blandesteth, tamesteth, most classicly safe comical manuscript there canst be, while thine selective outrage doth be shitting upon Zdarsky's Batman for things that would be praised if they were scribed by another's quill, but NAAAAAAAAAAAAY ye hast to shitteth upon't even if it be good because the hivemind doth dictate ye to do thusly !!!

Tis no wonder thou canst get laideth, but guesseth what ? Lo, I obtainst a shieldmaiden now. For the first time of mine life after one score and four years I finally obtainst a shieldmaiden, and all that monkish fuss hath become quite irritating since.
I am simply departing for goodeth anon, I hadst plenty of fun with that board but I doth proclaim I be done. I pray ye to get shieldmaidens to, mayhaps 'twill openeth thine eyes about the hivemind that is destructing thy self, alas, the hivemind is mayhaps keeping thou awayest from being able to seduceth anyone, so ye art most like entrapped within one vicious circle, and sadly, there beith no WildC.A.T.s to savest ye from't. I simply hopeth that mine epistle shalt maybe aid thou to think by thyself a mite more and to obtainst a shieldmaiden to.

Enjoyeth thine manuscript.

tl
dr

Kek. Classic.

Never eaten shit

Heh. Opinion discarded. How could you KNOW shit tastes bad if you've never eaten it?

tranimeKEK talking about eating shit

Kek.

Tarnished

I'm already using a lightning infused Smithscript Greathammer which is basically chonky Mjolnir, so yes I guess

The problem is calling him a god. Weather manipulation and being incredible strong because you are from another race shouldn't be enough. Swamp Thing on DC is a much more god-like/transcendent character. To a smaller degree even the Hulk during Immortal Hulk.

Audible kek.

In the comics, he is a god. MCU made the more alien.

I think it's the former. It's been awhile since I read any Thor.

I would argue the Helldiver is acting morally as defending Super Earth and Humanity from those who seek it's destruction is a noble, and good thing. The citizens of Super Earth and the colonies are innocent people after all.

Logical fallacy.

I know that _______ is bad because I say it's bad and I also think shit is bad. Therefore _______ and shit are the same.

Could be used to justify hatred for anything without having any knowledge of it. Go on, plug anything into the blank space.

What about someone who believed they were morally righteous in exterminating a race of people?

The real logical fallacy is thinking you need intimate knowledge of something to form an opinion on it.

Nobody can think that Dustborn is shit unless they've dumped 100+ hours into it

Right, like Odin in his past. Nta

Another logical fallacy.

Saying I need to have any knowledge on a subject in order for my opinion to hold water is the same as telling me that I need to devote hundreds of hours to the subject.

I'm curious which other fallacies you'll come out with, you seem to speak entirely in them.

You mean like Odin with the Frost Giants?

sharty lost

Hercules, once again, forgotten

Cross from Xenoblade X

I guess it depends on your dialogue choices.
Mine probably couldn't. Or at the very least shouldn't.

He's the epitome of literally who

any knowledge on a subject

You keep conflating not reading entire runs of comics with never having interacted with the character to any degree. You hastily assumed, solely because I said the character is uninteresting, that I haven't read any Thor comics and are basing your arguments off of this false assumption. To behave this way and then accuse fallacious argumentation demonstrates a severe lack of self awareness.

cute bird!

absolutely

false assumption

not denying it

Lol. I'm not "accusing" fallacious argumentation, I'm simply observing it.

a severe lack of self awareness

Indeed, you have none.

Also it's too late to claim that you have interacted with the character to any degree since here you said yourself that "you've never eaten it" in your fallacious argument comparing it to shit.

The denial was implicit my friend. That you could not grasp this is your own failing.

You seem to believe that analogies must be 1:1 in order for them to reveal commonalities between things, though that defeats the concept of using analogies to begin with. Extremely concerning that you would make this argument.

cool story bro

Didn't read since you're not really saying anything of any worth (don't need to eat shit to know it's shit, amirite?), but another fallacy of yours occured to me.

The original poster didn't even tell you that you needed to read all of those runs, he just gave them as examples of good Thor comics to counter your claim that he's a bad character. Obviously this is a more compelling argument than anything you came up with, which can be summed up with "it's bad because I say it is".

Go take a few debate classes.

The original poster didn't even tell you that you needed to read all of those runs

???

Uh huh? Are you going to point to where he said you need to read all of those runs? "Read" just means that. Read any of them. Read even part of any of them. Have at least a surface level of knowledge.

What did you think you were proving here?

which can be summed up with "it's bad because I say it is".

No, I gave particular reasons to support my thinking. That anon addressed none of what I said and vaguely appealed to a set of comics while offering nothing to explain why they're relevant to what I said. It's perhaps the least compelling argument anyone could have made, a toddler-esque reaction.

I remember Batman and Captain America both squaring up for a fight, and each one plays out every variation of the fight in their head before moving a muscle, and then they just shake hands and call a draw because they're both so evenly matched

Honestly my favorite bit in the crossover

You made vague statements with nothing to back them up, he provided examples of actual comic runs. I can say "Batman is a lame character because he's his comics are for babies" without having read a single thing he's been in. That's what you did, and then got upset (very toddler-esque) when told you were wrong by someone with greater knowledge on the subject than you have.

What did you think you were proving here?

*Squats on your desk and plops out a variety of different turds before you*
Eat.

Muties.

Any incarnation of him could do it

This logical fallacy has already been dismantled quite deftly.

You made vague statements with nothing to back them up

...? You're expecting me to provide evidence for something that I've just claimed doesn't exist? I don't think you even have a fundamental grasp on how conversations work at this point.

You could give examples of bad writing, yes.

That fell flat. Wanna try again?

I feel like any character who can wield a macguffin weapon would be able to wield Mjolnir

Would Rex end up marrying and impregnating Mjolnir as well?

Do you even have a surface level knowledge of what shit tastes like?

This logical fallacy has already been dismantled quite deftly.

I have never said anything about bad writing. How could bad writing explain an intirinsic character flaw? Comic books are written by different people.

a character is boring but it has nothing to do with how they're written or the story they're in, it has to do with some element that only I know

This is fun. Your posts are getting exponentially more retarded.

Saying things I that I like are bad is a logical fallacy

?

You in the "making shit up" phase of losing an argument?

A lack of compelling character traits does not denote poor writing. Another conflation on your part in thinking that simplistic = bad. You have still presented zero evidence that contradicts my post btw.

Based taste.

You have still presented zero evidence that contradicts my post btw.

The evidence is the runs that were given to you, which again is more compelling than your evidence, which is nothing.

The post you keep linking is some guy that thinks the purpose of the shit analogy was to compare Thor to shit. I don't understand what you think it proves? I certainly hope that wasn't your post.

My HERO!!!

I don't understand what you think it proves?

Because you're dumb? I don't know why you'd admit that, it's pretty easy to understand.

Alright, this is getting tiresome. Present some evidence that Thor is a boring character. Actual evidence from the comics. You're the one who made the accusation. Go on.

Oblivion Remastered character

Leader of the Thieves Guild and Listener for The Black Hand

Nah

All future responses with no evidence will be linked back here, btw. He won't give any, of course, I've BTFO'd many of these types.

The evidence is in the taste of the shit

That's not an argument, it's an obfuscation. Another toddler brained line of thinking which assumes that those comics are self evidently good. If anon had demonstrated HOW those comics contradict my point then it would be an argument.

Nope, nothing there. Here you go, try again:

it's pretty easy to understand.

That isn't an argument. You seem incapable of defending yourself at this point and have resorted to flinging insults. More toddler behavior.

Present some evidence that Thor is a boring character

Proving a negative is impossible. A character is boring because they lack intrigue, not necessarily because they are written incompetently.

Nope, nothing there. Here you go, try again:

Present some evidence that shit tastes bad. Actual evidence from the toilet.

Nope, nothing there. Here you go, try again: