The great debate
The great debate
Anthro harem simulator
Argonian. Cats are spiritually a tranny animal.
Whichever has a wet pussy ready to wring me dry.
argonians have cold blooded pussy... they will work hard to warm it up
khajiit have soft underbelly fur tits and pussy area....
impossible to choose...
Argonian because I don't want cat hair in my mouth.
Females are BORING!
Imagine the toxoplasmosis
imagine the armpit stank haha
Why do argonians have breasts and nipples? Don't they reproduce through eggs?
Their females should just have big butts to differenciate them from the males.
Can you prove they have nipples? And they obviously have breasts the same reason humans do
Both
the great debate
yeah, hard to decide on which to kill first. i'd go with the filthy fur shitters, since they are flea ridden, disease spreading skooma addicts, then the lizards.
ill have to weigh their boobs before i can make a decision. my face shall be the scale.
Oblivion Remaster still has no maid outfit
Modders are useless
My favorite theory is that they don't have nipples or produce milk but that they store / create Hist Sap or something similar that they sweat through their tits to nurture their young.
Argonians were designed by the Hist Trees to resemble humans so this isn't that far of a stretch.
I recall they didn't have nipples in Daggerfall and Morrowind.
Human females have breasts to store milk in and feed our infants with. Lizards don't feed their infants through lactation.
Stupid furry faggot retards don't even know what they're fapping to.
There's no reason why fictional magic humanoid lizard people can't be mammals too.
that milk is for me
Khajiit male
Argonian female
A match made in heaven
Stay away from pets you freaks
Argonians can jump high and swim and use spears, the best weapon in Morrowind.
They look silly though. So Dunmer are best for Morrowind. Breton is best for self healing ability. But Nord looks better. Skyrim and Morrowind. Fuck Oblivion. What a fucking stupid idea to remaster it. I pity the fools who bought it and so lost their soul. Get Tainted Grail when it comes out instead. Or get over your elder addiction. Metal Eden is going to be good, play the demo, like it, then buy that on release.
Buddy, if people's pets look like that in your area, stop drinking the tap water immediately.
kitty
cats
leaves fur all over the place
barbed tongue
hates water and looks silly when wet
lizards
got cool scales
long tongue
loves water, amazing pool sex
i like the other way around too
bro if the water is turning people's pets into that, continue giving it to the pets.
by the hists! IT IS BARBED!
marry cat
fool around with argonian maid
Dunmer
I don't fuck n'wah farm tools.
Both.
why is the dude from top gear there
People have to explain this shit every thread, I swear to god.
Hist saw Man and Mer, saw that their females have tits, and so they gave argonians tits, because their purpose (for the most part) was to communicate with the other races. Hist ambassadors if you would. Females have tits so you would empathise more with them. And looking at the thread, it's fucking working.
Both is good
cat lizard hybrids?
Happened in Beastars but with a dog/lizard
lizard head
lizard scales
lizard tail
human arms
human legs
human skeletons
human hands
human intelligence
human speech
but human breasts is where you cross the line
Farm Equipment never looked sexier.
These mods are against Todd's vision. Deeply haram.
Source, please master.
He just needed his spear polished
I'm giving until the count of 3 before I post chubby dancing argonians
Thanks to this AI footage, I am no longer a scalie.
Maybe the dreaming god head just wants to dream about lizard titties
This is way more of a boner kill than a turn on.
Cat, every time.
Do it, coward.
Yeah, Clarkson is pretty ugly
Final part when
SOMEONE MAKE A STRAWPOLL ALREADY
Funny that the hottest part about this image is Clarkson
Females have tits so you would empathise more with them.
So you're saying they were tailor made to be my perfect waifu
chubby Argonian with thick tail
Talos have mercy.
where are there so few khajit in cyrodiil I swear its like every 50 NPCs I run into only 1 is a kot
So you're saying they were tailor made to be my perfect waifu
Yes, and no. Argonian tits just exist to distract you from hist-related conspiracies.
Because Todd steals away all the ones he wants to his personal plane of Oblivion
BASED
People who are sexually attracted to animals are worse than pedophiles, IMO.
what game is that??
The genesis of the series leads me to believe that this was always Todd's vision and mass market appeal has been holding him back.
Humans are animals, by the way.
Why not
There's nothing to debate
Classic jew
And on top of that they're insanely inferior than the argonian milfs of Cyrodill, I'm talking personality wise
Zero Rizz...
he doesn't use the ring of rizz
NGMI
Shut up Slur shitter
humans are not that against lizardwomen on steam
hell of a name. Thanks anon
Not him but its a porn parody of some other game with a similar title, except you kill the lizards in the original.
Don’t care I’ll blindfold myself and let either of them do whatever to me
Lizard women
Lizard. Women.
Pets are for loving, snuggling and feeding
Anthros are for marriage and reproduction
Know the difference dumbass
Anthros are for marriage and reproduction
And for making into your pets.
The great debate
Lef is for working the fields, right is for working in the house
debate
It's not even close.
I need to impregnate my Argonian wife.
Not in game in real life, I need it.
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I NEED ARGONIAN PUSSY.
dumb question anon
I'd rather the small 4 leg ones.
Those are males...
Argonians are Sithis aligned and thus spiritually and metaphysically mannish. Cats are gypsies and mer and thus Anuic (Jewish)
Magic trees alter reality to give them tits so men will like them more
Based ?
t.lorelet skyrimbabby secondary
right
first thing Jezza will do once the ole ball and chain tries to Brendan Frasier him for alimony payments
both
Khajiit.
Argonians sound fucking disgusting.
Can someone explain to me why AMPHIBIANS sound like a fucking crusty mummy that's been sucking off a dick made out of rusty cheesegraters?
The artist is @Pochincoff
Next time actually try to find the source yourself, it took me seconds after seeing the tag at the bottom, this is your last warning.
There was this weird trend where the AI would just randomly put in Jeremy Clarkson.
Meanwhile, James was trying to find a fence to sell his stolen Skooma to...
I hate furries and scalies equally but historically Argonian players have been more fucking awful. Actual shitmunchers.
Fire atronach.
There was this weird trend where the AI would just randomly put in Jeremy Clarkson.
I remember this prompt I did:
"The camera shows a room. A man enters the door and he looks absolutely NOTHING LIKE JEREMY CLARKSON. He looks like any other man on the planet, EXCEPT Jeremy Clarkson."
The vassalfag wants to fuck lizards
can't marry a Khajiit in Skyrim
FUCK YOU Todd
both (male)
THEY
FUCK
NORD
MEN
SAVE HIM
You weird disgusting furries
I don't know how hard scales like that feel, but I know cats are soft
Guilty as charged.
Reminder that Nord men FUCK Khajiit women.
his mother's onlybeasts when
asian or nigger
how about neither?
I'm still disappointed Skyrim didn't have a single Khajiit lady follower or marriage option. It might be for the best, though. I imagine that, regardless of how bad ES6 is probably going to be, that the companions in it will at the very least won't be as shallow and two dimensional as Skyrim's. Not having one in Skyrim might means ES6 will have one.
Big lizard lady unf
nexusmods.com
i am so unbelievably horny and lonely
he's keeping all the pretty kitties to himself, the greedy bastard
i mean if he were a better person he would be a made man with a hot ass bitch
Yeah sure, I'll be your "special friend" or whatever
You might be a cat, but I'll still rock your body (until the break of dawn)
TONIGHT
no milsim with dino girls
why live
that pfp is familiar
sachil seems interested in a couple of things there.
Any mods with a furry wife follower?
the second they add them as a enemy alley, buckets will be made
theres some out for oblivion
Imagine the size of their futa girlcocks
enough for a pinky to slip in. maybe even my rods
most, if not all, furry custom races are pretty low quality/goofy looking. But if you mean lizard/cat then im sure theres a few. Khajiit will follow comes to mind. and Sachil.
Based.
nope, that's the point
no condoms babe we don't need em
Goddamn
finish dungeon with small cat
sex
get home
big cat is cooking dinner
sex
small cat is taking a bath
sex
eat dinner
sex on table
sex in bed
sex before leaving
Hawawawawa
Why?
jeets maybe
argonian absolutely not
Yes, and it's really hot.
tiny pathetic argonian tail
Cringe
Probably but even if you couldnt, no doubt some degenerate wizard developed a spell just for that purpose
hullo
this is what the faggots calling you an animal fucker for banging Redguard women fap to
Sex with that uh.. that thing
Argonian with great MASSIVE JIGGLY hist sacks migrates to Skyrim
local Nord is mesmerized by the hist sacks
gets married and impregnated by local Nord
has a dozen kids
they're all Argonians because the child is the mothers race
total cross-continental domination
I kneel Hist-sama
Like a true Son of Skyrim would.
moar
not even minecraft music
i go for the cats. always. no matter the game
Praise Talos, shield-brother.
Argonians. Fuck dealing with all that hair and warmth.
KHAJIIT COCK
Nords have one of the most advanced societies
fuck catgirls
Nord society goes to shit
they stop fucking catgirls
Coincidence?
tfw never have a tard cat wife
don't have an advance society OR Khajiit wives
Worst of both worlds, wtf
What mods bruv
They had to have known the kind of nuclear fallout adding a khajiit wife would cause.
Skyrim is such a cold place...
Um, actually, that's not a Khajiit, but is a furred Nord woman
I don't know. I feel like cat women are an easier sell than lizard women, yet Skyrim has a Argonian woman you can marry in it.
I married the werewolf as replacement for my catwife.
I think khajiit overall are better, but if I were thrown into ES and met Anum-La, I would go for her.
The thing is marrying an argonian would be seen "lol that's weird", khajiit gets to that territory of "is this a developer's fetish...?" territory.
argonians could be mammals that evolved lizard like features like dolphins evolved fish like features.
Yes but the kids look like the mom
they are both my weird fetish
Tonight on top gear
No debate, lizards are ugly and smell bad.
Hammond tries to outrun a pack of horny hyena women
There is no debate
Underage dunmer cunny is the only answer.
"Some say he's had sex with more animal women than Eddie Redmayne, and that he suffers hair balls... All we know is, he's called The Stig.
You call that big & fat?
I hope you die, and soon.
Why?
bikini seman?
The hist demands bigger breasts
No I don't know why they keep growing
It's Top Gun idiot that's Tom Cruise
Anon is not a fan of architects.
I fucking despise this anime for being the only one I've cried watching. Of all the fucking emotional anime moments people say they've shed tears at and the only one that gets me is the furry manga made by the daughter of the guy who made Baki
Because I am not gay and I love the female form. So called fat chasers are actually homosexuals because they are attracted to things that no longer hold the female form.
Why can't devs make proper helmets for Argonians and Khajiits?
khajiit husband purring as i pet his head....
barbed pp
Small Khajiit on the left is Sa'chil. Everything else is probably stuff you find on LL.
left
Meant right. Brainfart.
Argonians. Cats aren't loyal.
These are fictional races of creatures with human equivalent intellect, dumbass. No one is arguing that it is ok to have sex with an animal. You're shouting at clouds.
Cats aren't loyal
Is this bait or are you too retarded to understand fetishism
too big and flabby, makes the head look like a chipmunk
Its a genuinely good manga. Legosi is a good boy trying to do good things
hairless khajiit
feathered argonian
nice fupa
Neother of those races practice monogamy so I can have a harem of furry and scaley living sex toys in my morrowind plantation.
made for breton boys
yes that's why people want to kill anthro enjoyers when they get their crimes revealed to the world
fucking retard
Both built for BDC.
t. tried to pick up a tomcat by the tail when you were 6 and got scratched and has held a grudge against cats (and women for some reason) ever since
Why isn't there a pretty kitty version of the Lusty Maid? Would it be the Amorous Thief or something?
Drug addicted gypsy who'd gut you for her next fix
Alien who at any moment could be remotely controlled by a fucking tree and kill you for the hivemind
neither
For me it's the thin lizard boys from sigmar.
I don't think Khajiit are actually all that adversely affected by skooma. Like its only a dangerous drug for non-Khajiit. They put Moon Sugar on their cooking.
for now, but they keep making a push for social acceptance. then theyll be just as obnoxious but far more dangerous.
besides, theres a lot of overlap.
Bejita would become a catfag out of sheer contrarianism.
And May gets into an argument on the nature of CHIM with a strung out skooma fiend
There is no debate nigga
Whichever one I feel like putting a ring on during my run
They must produce Hist Sap for their young to be conected to the black marsh.
What's this
What the fuck? Did they really edit the helmets like that?
Both. I would fuck both. Hard. Only thing I wouldn't do is get a blowjob from a Khajiit, sandpaper tongues and all that.
Anyone have that greentext about the drunkard Nord with the Argonian wife that ends with something along the lines of "God I love my big balled Nordman"
dragons dogma 2
The Lewd Khajiiti Steward
Volume 3, Scene 2, Continued
Count Lucius Caro: "Ajivari, may I have an update on the situation involving the attacks on our tax collectors in the outlining villages?
Steward Ajivari: "Why about instead of that you fuck this one instead?"
Count Lucius Caro: "Zenithar's sakes, woman. Ever since I hired you I've barely be able to get any work done."
Steward Ajivari: "Is that a no?"
Count Lucius Caro: "Fine, but lets be quick about it. The Countess hates you enough as it is."
Your lizard waifu, sir.
this but unironically
ty
Made for eating human women.
god i wish that was me
Neither.
I mained her in quake champions, back when it was alive.
You sound similar to the mentally retarded Indians who get off on baby monkey torture.
Perfection
youtube.com
Argonian sexo
i want a sorlag footjob
This feels profoundly autistic. Such a weird stance to use as bait.
I agree 100% and you are absolutely spot-on about everything you just said, but you're taking a wildly unpopular stance and normalfags will think you're a psycho, so in order to avoid being similarly outcast I'm going to say I disagree and call you autistic
is there a way to make those DSLs bigger
Based
You want to live over ten years of your life cleaning up animal piss and shit?
Your parents did the same thing. Why do you deserve to live more than the animals? This question can be answered by anyone, considering I can't tell any of you apart.
still no game after Daggerfall even shows the other breeds of Khajiit like the Ohmes
Argonians = Anon Babble
Khajiit = Reddit
animals only stick around for food and shelter. thats totally different from my wife, she really loves me.
Then explain the friendly cats around the neighborhood who come up for attention and pets even though I've never once fed them?
imperial-library.info
Do Argonians lay eggs?
Argonians are ovoviviparous. [Wow. I was SURE I’d never have to use that word again.] They don’t lay eggs like reptiles.Note that Lady Argonians have big bumps on their chests.
Argonians, at least those outside black Marsh, do not lay eggs.
I think the multiplayer game does?
Skooma can fuck up anyone because it's distille and highly concentrated. Khajiit just have an overall tolerance for Moon Sugar, which while posing a bit of a threat to Outsiders, is so suffused into Khajiit cuisine and culture that they consume it without negative side effects.
Yes, ESO has several of the non-humanoid kahjiit breeds
Humans see animals as pets, browns see animals as competition.
None. Both species need to be exterminated as well as their other animal-humanoid counterparts. Along with their hedonistic worshippers and roleplayers.PYH0K
I disagree. I think all non-whites see animals as competition; The reason being is that animals are less hated. I'm filtering this thread now. Do not reply to me again. I suppose you could, but I won't be here.
moon sugar addicts versus moon sugar dealers
both are whores meant for slavery
If only Skyrim was a good game. I'd keep playing it.
argonians have cold blood
perfect for Dunmer men to cuddle in a warm morrowind night
khajiit have warm fur
perfect for Nord men to cuddle in a cold skyrim night
It just makes sense.
And it STILL doesn't have Ohmes
This, and that was before learning movement tech.
She's what taught me to shmoove good, the air control and bunny hop are sex.
finds another retard who agrees with his nonsensical stance
"oh my gosh he's so heckin right"
Nice samefag, Rajesh.
I'd like to see Daedric versions of the divine amulets available in Skyrim, the Elder Scrolls equivalent of a pentagram necklace.
I mean, at least a cat would be soft to touch and hug and lie with. A lizard's skin would not be pleasant.
Argonian wife
Khajiit date rape
Simple as
cat wife
shits anywhere but the litter box
what do i do, fellow nords?
Left, but male only.
That would be cool. Weird how this isn't a thing in the base game, or added through a mod (as far I as I know).
I knows its a ridiculous thing to hope for considering Bethesda doesn't actually make games about role playing, but I'd love it if ES6 had it so you can choose what deity you worship in character creation for a small bonus/flavorful ability and to get extra dialogue options when doing things aligned with that deity.
Spray bottle corrections.
Use ice water collected from the Sea of Ghosts for added effect.
Cats. I live in a very cold place and being warm feels nice.
For me it's werewolf Nord gf, you have both a human girl and a cute fluffy woman, what more could you want?
Very few people in TES worship a singular deity.
Even Daedra worships who prefer one Daedra will still acknowledge, and sometimes work with, other Daedric lords. The entire idea of picking a singular deity to worship makes no sense in the setting.
based. what body.
Beautiful Nord wife and her beautiful cheese collection.
Her soul is doomed to hunt or be hunted forever while you go to chill nord heaven
if ES6 doesn't have an Ohmes catgirl foot massage minigame Its Over.
apparently it does, pic related.
I have no idea, that pic is like 10+ years old at this point.
Choose you're's argonian waifu:
Dar-Ma the friendly girl you save from a kidnapping
Seed-Neus the milf
Quill-Weave the sneaky novel writer
Deetsan the magic nerd (always happy to help a new guy)
Druja the magic nerd (shut-in dweeb)
Tar-Meena the magic nerd (friendly bookworm who can get grumpy when the boss and other departments have retarded requests)
Skaleel the magic nerd (/ archaeology nerd)
Kud-Ei the magic nerd (ignore that she has an elf bf)
Ocheeva the murderous dark sister
Yes, I'm reposting the exact same post and pic as last week; I don't care, I want argonianfu discussion
it could work.
not included: that *18th Daedric Prince they added in Online that was "suppressed by Mora" or something.
That is not an Ohmes, that is a player character Bosmer with a skin pattern on them to try to imitate ohmes.
they're supposed to be "indistinguishable" anyways so close enough.
Khajiit.
But I don't think I'd mind an Argonian, either. I of course will be Human Male Giga Chad Knight.
weakest argonian in black marsh
if I played as a Khajiit female which Nord male is the most self-insertable husband choice?
ulfric stormcloak
The most racist one you can find.
Come to think of it Oblivion had a lot of nice argonian women. Not hot mind you, but friendly, nice ones
Gregor is unironically pretty cool for a Skyrim follower. He says a lot of unique shit.
post argonian feet
Skyrim does belong to the Nords. I just think the other races are allowed some of the pie if they go through the necessary customs.
Who could be behind this post?
Anytime I see argonians I think of that amandovakin image where she's telling you to put in it quick before her husband gets back
Less than 45% of the people in Skyrim are Nords. It don't fucking belong to them anymore lmao. That ship has sailed my friend. Best they can hope for now is to get some Elf/Khajiit/Argonian wife to warm their bed.
Taking J‘Zargos virginity
I wonder would could be behind this post.
i think khajiit have better lore. the hist doesnt really do much for me.
Altmer are... fine? Not everything is going to be perfect. There's gonna be *some* conflict.
you are legit mentally ill
but they keep making a push for social acceptance.
Where? Any examples you'd like to name and shame?
said the pedophile
Bejita, Gigi is waiting!
Nope. Gilf-Vamp is the only correct choice.
You're kind of gay.
Humans are animals.
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cloaca
found the toxotranny
I wonder if sexual attraction too beast races is going to be featured in Elder Scrolls VI. Sure it’s always been there in the fandom (and in Todd) but it wasn’t really noticeable in the public discourse until after Skyrim, every developer is on some form of social media and there’s no way they aren’t aware.
Skyrim had nonhuman marriage options, didnt it...?
Breton boys are for orc women
Shahvee
Sure, there are a couple argonian romance options, but their race is never brought up in marriage dialogue.
Is the guy who made the doujin parody of this ever going to make a part 2 where he fucks the sister?
He did actually
So, one is semi-hard, but a little slippery when wet, and one is semi-smooth, but hard to navigate through when soaked.
They're both still superior beings to redguards, who are essentially n- ACK!
If argonians have a cloaca, that's a dealbreaker. I ain't poopdicking for any reason.
The hist made them sexy as propaganda
ESO canonized Argonian cloaca
eso
canon
argonians have tits cause why the fuck not thats why
i kneel
Then today is a good day
Idk why people get so autistic over specifically lizard anthros having tits.
Birds also don't feed their young with mammaries, yet nobody has a meltdown when a bird anthros has some big tiddy.
Same with shark girls and shit.
Honestly at this point its just bait anytime its brought up in a TES thread
moon sugar is like spice from dune
the fremen put spice in everything and it's everywhere but if you don't consume it for a long enough period of time you fucking die, I can imagine it's like that for the khajiit and moon sugar and withdrawal symptoms are brutal
Newfag alert. Anon Babble is a cat website.
closeted bestialityfags vs furfags
Sneaky Argonians and Magic Knight Imperials in TES games. Truly my favorites.
Both look just as hideous.
based numa numa enjoyer
What if argonians looked like this and wore a wig?
DID YOU SEE ANYTHING!?!
No sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again
search e-h for Hitoner
no lewd hits
where da pussy at
The nord man can have both.
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES.
FUUUUCK
Anyone got that picture of the Nord Chud being like "ALL NON-NORDS MUST DIE" or something to that effect and the Khajiit being like, "Even me?"
scroll up
suckable toes
she cute
any more pics?
Shit. I'm retarded. Thanks, anon.
I like it a lot
Tiger-Dragon.
I think this one might be the same character (with considerably lewder attire), bit hard to remember exactly as the pics are years old at this point.
2pbp
This is what happens if we don’t segregate the cats and lizzars
is that TAWOBA armor?
looks like it
y'all need jesus in your life
Yeah, though I actually had other armor on her, and was "wearing" the bikini armor stuff via a mod that lets you equip other armor appearances over your real armor.
This mod, I believe. "Skyrim Outfit System" I believe it was called.
bellybutton
wut
right
Onasha posted
today was a good day
any nudes?
What role does your Argonian/Khajiit partner fill?
Bodyguard? Heal slut? Stealth archer hiding in a bush to cover your back?
Why not both?
Khajit for Winter Wife and Argonian for Summer Wife
Ask Bethesda about it, since the vanilla texture has one too, or at least something that looks like one.
Sorry, best I can do is this pic of a different character I forgot about.
The quintessential Nordic pair.
no orc love?
cats:
cute
soft
fluffy
warm
purr
lizards:
wierd
ugly
smell bad
scales and spikes
cold blooded (and hearted)
hiss at you
I need a Tonerico mod for Peina Felini in On Your Tail so bad.
The question isn't why to Argonians have breasts...
It's why do khajiit only have Two?
jokes on you, I'm attracted to animal children
i want bird people in tes
The same reason they are lizards who look like a human. But you never question the upright gait and simian hand and foot structure, do you?!
It is strange how they can wear shoes now...
There used to be bird people, during the Merethic Era. They kind of just disappeared at some point though.
Maybe the Tsaesci ate them all
You can tackle the feet. I just wanna warm her cold blooded, scaly tits up with my dick.
Maybe the Tsaesci ate them all
Killed by early Khats "cat demons"
Scales are hard. Khajiits are fluffy and soft. It's not a hard choice. I want to fuck a khajiit waifu and then use her soft ass as my pillow.
Cats are spiritually a tranny animal.
Argonians canonically can change their sex at will.
Because two is sexy while 6 is not.
Argonians are the best choice, but Argonians canonicaly can and offten do change their sex from male to female or female to male based on personal choice. So there is a good chance most Argonians you meet are a different sex than they where when they hatched. That makes them way more trans than cats.
I think you might need to spend less time online, you sound like a twitter poster.
I am the most racist Nord aline
meanwhile...
Based vore
What a pity...
I'm incredibly disappointed...
Girls laying an egg every month would be so hot... And superior...
The khajiit embasary has agreed to send you a khajiit wife how ever it's a Alfiq-raht
what do you do
Bethesda has ignored the crap out of the "life cycle" lore Argonians had in Morrowind since after Morrowind.
The only thing that's referenced it since then is ESO... which is ESO.
Argonians canonically can change their sex at will.
And there are no vampiric Argonians. So vamps are just failed trannies?
if we get birds then they need a food source and rodents feed both the argonians khajits AND your birds
I like both.
But I guess whoever is nicest to me. That Lizard girl in that one town I rescued was really nice to me. But even before I rescued her she was nice to me.
sweet jesus christ almighty what the fuck did they do to argonians in the remaster
Bethesda has ignored a lot. Like the Argonians having digitigrade legs in Morrowind but human style legs in all the others. Which is sad because digitigrade legs are way nicer
Most people look weird in the remaster. One of the top most downloaded mods is a mod to make people look less weird.
It's Oblivion, for some reason they want to make sure people always look weird, even in a remaster.
the resemblance is uncanny
Low test.
wish they sent an alfiq
argonian women are amazons - tall, busty and muscular
khajiit girls are short and athletic
There's already a surprisingly good mod for fixing (or at least significantly improving) their remaster look. "Argonian Faces Redone" is the name.
The human races look butt ugly by comparison.
khajiit girls are short and athletic
everyone in this picture is a khajiit, they can all talk, and they are all form the same mother
khajiit canonically have no sense of morality, right or wrong, or sense of ownership.
Argonians have assassin culture and worship sithis, but at least they aren't a fleabitten cat that will steal your underwear so she can sell it for skooma.
Argonian. Cats remind me too much of pets, wanting to fuck your own pets is weird.
only the shadowscales worship Sithis, the rest worship the Hist
have sex with Argonian
she has futa dick that injects her eggs into you
Ironically that's because we're humans. Theoretically if we were cat or lizard people we'd probably consider Khajit and Argonians ugly and the humans cute.
ESO turning dagi into cathay--but-scaled-to-25% was the greatest crime it ever committed
answer is: yes
be deranged tranny
make abhorrent brainrot fetish post
all this thread has shown me is 90% of people who talk about TES are secondary's who only know races by the porn they look at
Funny enough futa isn't a trans fetish and most trans people consider the word a slur and the porn to be offensive. For some reason futa seems to be common among right leaning cis guys and coomer Japanese men.
Maybe I'd play the goddamn games if modding wasn't so hard to do. It's an excruiating path of trial and error and that includes the bug fix and texture mods. There's too much incompatibility.
dont ask, troon
this is what a khajiit is supposed to look like btw
everything I don't like is trannies
Meds.
nah khajiit are cool because what they look like is based on what phases the moon are in when they are born
also id fuck a Alfiq
More games need bird races
a shame tes gatos will never look this good
cinematic khamira is the best looking khajiit of all time
NPCs just operate within their programming. Everything they don't like used to be SJW. I look forward to the next update and new buzzword.
female khajiit should have 4 tits or more
made for churu
Bug fixes I understand (which you often only need one mod for) but only zoomershits need anything beyond that. If you can't even install a single bug fix mod properl you are legitimately retarded.
they do when they are a Alfiq or a Senche
schlongs of skyrim, ironically. The dev is a retarded aspie who pulled all his mods cause of furry drama, not being a furry himself (?)
That's not the whole scope, retard.
There's more mods than that that I'd like to try but I'd spend too many hourse finding the appropiate mod tree or hirearchy for them to work. Porn mods included but not exclusively.
I'll say it again: Argonians are NOT lizards. They are chimeric mutants made by the hist, eldritch trees who tried to poorly imitate sapient life. They have tiddies, they make breastmilk, they have penis and bagina, they look like lizards but everything about their anatomy is mammalian, (except the gills.)
What is the appeal of cloacas?
argonians are lizzards thought this is the lizzard they are orginaly from
So....they're built for NORD MEN?
Just imagine your gf's belly(womb bump) growing every month until it is looking a lil bit chubby, round and smooth, and then it stays that way for a week or so, as she grows incredibly warm and cuddly, trying to nest somewhere soft while getting ready to lay an egg for you.
Just imagine this happening every month(unfertilised)(every 9 months, bigger, rounder, chubbier if fertilized).
What a chore and a bother that would be ha ha
cool story, the aftermath of the hist mutation is a bipedal intelligent titty monster that gives nursing handjobs to human males, thoughever
by talos!
tranime
absolutely abhorrent post
clockwork
Wait, so you're telling me the cloaca thing was just a meme?
One hole is more exotic than two I guess, although poo always coming from that hole is gross.
no argonians do have cloaca
they have tits, belly buttons (in every game before oblivion remaster) so they also have dicks and vaginas
in lore they have Cloaca, and they do have tits which do not produce milk they produce hist sap and they are also born genderless until they lick hist sap and the hist makes them male or female and also the hist can make them change sexes
What if Argonians looked like Yoshis.
If humans and mer can interbreed (bretons) can either breed with khajjit or argonians? Aside from the backstory on bretons are there any actual man-mer or man/mer-beast half breeds in the games or lore?
In lore the child is always the females race
Yoshi Argonians mod.
*blem*
nah khajiit are cool because what they look like is based on what phases the moon are in when they are born
i find it weird that this is the stupid shit they came up with to explain the humanoid khajiit in arena and daggerfall
in lore (your headcannon)
they did confirm cloacas in ESO
I don't know if they ever said otherwise in any of the earlier games
it's not my head cannon it's in lore based on in game books from all games, your "lore" is porn that your porn addicted brain can't live without
I made no mention of porn. Your gross asspussy fetish is not canon.
Oh it'll have a khajiit follower all right
A gay male one! HAHAHAHA!
eso
not canon, never was lmao
Alfiq sex
en.uesp.net
Saxhleel genders are sometimes referred to as life-phases. The female "life-phase" is described as highly intelligent, and gifted in the magical arts. The allegedly more aggressive male "phase" reportedly embodies the traits of a hunter: stealth, speed, and agility.[8] It can be difficult for people of other races to discern the gender of their Argonian cohorts.[245][246]
It is said that upon exiting the juvenile stage of life, an Argonian will lick Hist sap from the tree's bole in order to stimulate the hormonal glands, which will cause them to sprout sexual organs.[17] However, this is unconfirmed,[247] and Argonian hatchlings may apparently be of any gender.[248] Argonians can ask their Hist Tree to change their gender, which is typically followed by a celebratory ceremony.[249][250] Female Argonians can have protrusions that resemble mammalian breasts, but at the same time are able to lay eggs.[251][252] Argonians do not have nipples.[253] Unlike the rest of Tamriel's sapient races, the Saxhleel have cloacas.[254]
This is from all the lore collected on them from every game from arena to ESO
moving the goal post
I accept your concession
that bunny looks like a fat ass walking away from me
ESO is not canon, that isn't goalposting moving, it's an objective fact.
check your sources next time
do i need to downgrade to 1.5.97 for mods or AE version will do just fine?
It can be difficult for people of other races to discern the gender of their Argonian cohorts
what?
in every single game, they have always been pretty fucking sexually dimorphic
a real man would fuck the mud crab.
Most trannies have cats over dogs. The anon is right
the source for all of this is ESO, which I honestly don't consider as canon
the only confirmed thing is the lack of nipples since that's outside of ESO
Boobs do not necessarily mean female argonian...
Hist works in mysterious ways.
ESO is not canon
This is from all the lore collected on them from every game from arena to ESO
read the sources
245, 246, 247, 249, 250, 251, 252, and 254 all are from ESO
Then how did bretons happen
clearly despite appearance being purely matrilineal the father is contributing something if there's a whole race of human rape babies with elven magica shit
Based.
Trannies for some reason are obsessed with cats
Anon, you should know better than to confuse your personal fetish roleplaying for TES lore.
Cause I'll have you know that only Michael Kirkbride is allowed to do that.
You don't have to leave your room to walk/shit a cat
it's not the cats fault
Aaaa aaaa ahhhh
Hooked on a blackgender
Trannies also like breathing you should stop breathing right now to own them
Source: your ass.
Look at these butthurt trannies lol
Clearly they don't seeing how many jump straight to suicide
what in the goddamn is this shit
Embarrassing post!
SEX WITH ARGONIAN AND KHAJIIT WOMEN!!!
in lore, do they brush their teeth and have hygiene practices? I imagine a mammilians pheromones would be closer to our own and thus less repulsive