PF Kingmaker

That implies they've peaked and it's all downhill for them from here.

it has soul. wort and rt are commercial products not an art like km

Do women really get off to men doing gay stuff?

3.5

sorry I'm not on the spectrum

witcher 1 was shit, 2 was peak

try Kingmaker

alt tab

oppsie whoopsie, we had a fucky whucky, no background sound for you uwu

gay

This is somehow less cucked than romancing Camellia or Wenduag

at least in music department its OST still the best, 2 and 3rd ost is not slavic its western heroic shit

as someone who once wrote Wincest (Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural) yaoi smut? very much yes

Do men rally get off to women doing gay stuff?

I like Regonar but I'm not into NTR

sorry I'm not on the spectrum

and yet, here you are

I'm torn.
Should I bench Amiri or Kaessi?
I can fit either of them into my party.

How do I get good?
I tried playing this game 3 times but I have no idea how.

but you're not a woman

That's a female orc on the left, right?

You start out with this exact array of stats and then you multiclass into monk and then you double dip and get extra AC by multclassing into magus and then after that you need 3 levels in vivisectionist and don't you DARE FUCKING WEAR ARMOR YOU FUCKING CHUD

Multiclassing is so gay I hate how the game forces you into it

women

as in every single one of them?

correct, but the readers were

I hate how the shit itemization in Owlcat's PF games forces you into a narrow pool of weapon types

RT was Owlcat's true passion project because they wanted to make a 40k game not Slopfinder

If you intend to keep her as a barbarian, ditch Amiri, barbarians are kinda eh. Kineticists are strong as fuck compared to them.

True maybe Owlcat games suck

The tiefling has the best romance in all their games

Understand the relationship between AC and AB, saves and DC. That's all you need, really. If everything else falls, just fart on niggas.
It doesn't force you into multiclassing (or at least the gay monk faggotry) unless you want to play on unfair, and even then you can do without it.

four conversations long

No it doesn't

IIRC Kingmaker at least had a +5 weapon for every type. But outside of that, it's kinda retarded how they rigidly keep sticking to the one weapon type autism you get from feats. Anyone who plays either game should at the very least get the "weapon focus plus" mod or whatever it's called, the one that makes all feats apply to groups of weapons the same way a fighter's training does.

Unironically just have Octavia spam Stinking Clould while your party is buffed with Delay Poison Communal, and earlier Glitterdust/Grease

owlcat's morrowind, owlcat's 1st witcher, their dark souls 1

most reddit thread on Anon Babble right now, holy fucking cringe

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but this is very voring

Least cuquean fujowoman

No, it's a man in an open relationship with the female elf

can I kill them both?

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unironically yes, as early as you first meet them
their relationship is born out of trauma bonding from slavery and the game treats it as toxic and you can cuck both of them anyways

the game treats it as toxic

No it doesn't

We love our elf princess

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Yes, it does.
It treats it as damaging to them since they were only doing it out of trauma and didn't quite know to handle it properly
Obviously you can fix that or just end it altogether

I tried this game but quit due to the time limit. Fuck that shit, it's a single player game and I'll play at my own pace or I won't play at all.

for me it's their skyrim, witcher 3 and dark souls 1

Literally the only "toxic" thing about the relationship is Regongar being evil. The instant you turn him CN they both stay happily as a cuck couple. Being in an open relationship was never the problem

The time limit is so lenient it might as well not exist

Nyrissa or Galfrey or Nocticula? Who is the best secret romance?

we love our elf princess that lets us fuck her any time we want

We know, random Tuskdale citizen

1

It's kinda sweet and ties in with the whole story of the game, I'd rank her 1

2

Not nearly enough content for it to be worth it

3

If you enjoy being the bottom bitch, I guess

and her enormous cock

salad because its really funny that the kingmaker baron sees the fey bitch that keeps causing him/her problems and says "ooohhh salad sexooo" and her calling the baron her hound was hot

le simp for the main villain that tries to kill you constantly

le simp for the supposedly lawful good girl that betrays you and tries to get you killed

le simp for the evil cunt that spends the entire game manipulating you intending to kill you

They're all garbage, but if I had to pick, Nyrissa. At least the secret ending is cool and she has an actual excuse for being an evil cunt, but her romance still makes no sense

Nyrissa is fucking UGLY, I have no idea what they were thinking for a Nymph/Dryad, despite her whole curse thing.
Thankfully they realized sex sells and made all companions in Wrath hot including giving plastic surgery to the tabletop based ones like Lann and Sosiel.

complaining about 3 being evil and trying to kill you

The third one is only for Demon. That's all a turn-on for that path.

expirience

I would gladly fuck the shit out of octavia and regongar at the same time because they're both hot and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't

time limit

Nigger, you will be skipping literal year(s) day at the time manually to progress the story because there's absolutely nothing to do.

That's all a turn-on for that path

the game literally offers you the option to kill and overthrow her

nyrissa is a positive one and litteraly the ending for stole land problem with connection to the first word, fey queen marrying human king to establishing peacefull kingdom for both races is KINO AF

galrey is boring vanilla, you just released her from her duty and she becoming your herald or in angel specific your angel gf.

nocticula is cringe, overthrowing her as a demon lord is natural

Isn't she just a random early boss enemy or something in the TT campaign?

Some trans women maybe.

Yes, but they really needed their poor man's Viconia for the game so they made her a companion and a romance option

yes. your demon mommy le architect of the world wound is also just a basic bitch cultist in the tabletop

Lichmen were robbed from cute loli vampire adviser and succ gf

Lich is above such petty things as w*men

lichtroons read this, accept it, and for some reason still complain about no sex no dick no romance

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overlord, the cringiest and gayest of the cringe gay power fantasy isekai

this site is 18+

No women get jealous instantly and would hate their man having sex with somebody else

Ever heard of a fujoshi newfag?

octavia

can't romance lesbo Linzi as a female PC

Is there a mod to fix this?

I prefer Rogue Trader but I also hate Pathfinder's setting and am a 40kfag

witcher 1 was shit

You're definitely on the spectrum of retardation

That sounds based though. I'd give up everything to become an evil skeleton with necromancy powers.

I like the 40gay game and also I'm a 40gay fan

No shit? Really?

so true, only 100% straight games for me, now if you excuse me I'm gonna go fuck Regongar in the ass

Kill linzi

can you cuck the orc out of the girl and make her stop being with him?

Who would win in a mud wrestling match Octavia or Camellia

Who would win a cock sucking contest?

No
Linzi a cute

yeah. you can also cuck the elf if you want. its funny because in the final dungeon whichever you cuck gets killed

she embezzled government funds

Based

Octavia probably Cam doesn't seem like the type of girl to give her partners pleasure

Kingmaker is their template. As it stands, they still haven't made an actual new game yet, and it's all the same shit where you enter the local equivalent of the throne room only to get bombarded with everyone taking turns to speak to you. Bonus points for "uhhh, actually, I can't talk about this here, please find me in Bumfuck Nowhere so we can speak in private, teehee."

I hate how they include Iconics but won't let you romance them.

The only two iconics they've included are Amiri and Seelah. Amiri's a big loss, everyone wanted to romance her but nobody would've gone for Seelah

I would go for Seelah for a Pally Legend.

I would have gone for seelah, just to see what it was like. then I'd choose daeran in act 5

I hate how they include Iconics

I agree, they're lame and as of current state of Pozzfinder most likely now gay.

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What are you even talking about? Both Kingmaker and Wrath of the Righteous are adaptations of official story paths for Pathfinder. They didn't invent any template. It's how Paizo writes their adventures.

Except that in WotR you're not the commander and they literally made RT with the exact same template

This is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Also check um.

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Faggot

is she getting robbed

Oh you meant the management side. Thought this is about story progression or something.

Do owlcat even exist anymore? They don't even pay for shill threads on this board like they used to.

lex imperialis soon

wrote Wincest (Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural) yaoi smut

But why?

Kinda but not really, this is a story my brother told me about a guy he knows.

some beta was firmly in the friendzone of a hot chick

keeps trying to move up and fails

eventually she offers him to fuck her but only if it's in an mmf 3-way with her gay friend and he also fucks the dude

says it's one of her fantasies

beta deliberated over it for a while but eventually caved

ffw to the act

during foreplay, they take all turns making out with each other, even the chick and the faggot

at some point the gay dude starts jacking him off while the beta was finger banging the chick

after a while she moves away and masturbates while sitting in front of the two

the faggot moves into position for doggy

beta fucks his brains out while looking at the chick

cums

can't get it up again

call it a night

chick ghosts him for weeks

eventually hits him up again and told him it was a great experience for her and that she still thinks it's super hot, but she doesn't want to participate in an act like that anymore, just wants to keep it a fantasy

beta never got to fuck the hot chick and now says he's bi

practice for my true love: yuri smut
rentry.org/6deda

yurifag is also a literal fag that writes gay shit

not surprised

using the responses of a test audience of women to m/m slash smut to properly gauge how to write pornography that appeals to a female point of view to make more authentic lesbian pornography that isn't clearly wankfuel written by a man

It is the best dnd3.5 CRPG ever

For the D&D fans here:
What IS wrong with 5e? I'm super new to TTRPGs but I keep reading that 5e is super hated but why is that?
And what's the best edition then?

Fujo

ewwwwwwwwww
the only horny women I respect are YumejoGODDESSES
fuck fujos
death to fujos

Judging by BG3, it's just incredibly streamlined and basically basic as fuck.

wtf

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Disgusting Netflix Castlevania art. I can hear the vocal fry

Why is Kingmaker so great and Wrath of the Righteous so fucking boring?

There's not that much to hate really. It has plenty of flaws, sure, but all D&D editions do.
It's perfectly playable and more normie friendly than other editions for the most part.
3.5e is still my favorite, even if I only started playing it in the last 4 years or so, meaning that I never got to experience its peak when the system was still alive and current, but there are also advantages to the game being old and "complete".
The lads I play with are also a blast.

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It’s hot in fiction because of the visual of two men trying to outdo/overpowering each other, in real life they would either be offended you’d prefer twinks over natural pussy or angry that they might’ve got sick and caught aids from you messing around in random assholes behind her back.

that's where the term wincest comes from, isn't it? old Winchester slash ships?

But like what? I see so many people legitimately angry at 5E what's so different about it?

If it means anything, I appreciate your efforts

No?

Incest is WINcest

is old as shit. That's from the days when people would say stuff like

THAT'S SO MUCH WIN

WotR and Rogue Trader are way better than Kingmaker, bro. Kingmaker is like an iOS proof-of-concept demo compared to their newer games.

old as shit

Supernatural began airing in 2005. it is old as shit.

My post clearly implied that it's older than Supernatural.
Anon Babble is older than Supernatural.
2003-2004 Anon Babble would say stuff like WINCEST before Supernatural

want to play Kingmaker

get overwhemed with choices of what class ot be

close game and never again

Neverwinter Nights was simple, wizard or cleric (or druid to go into shifter)
But this is a different fucking thing altogether

Does Linzi actually get useful later as a bard

Neverwinter Nights was simple

this is a lie

How the fuck wasn't it simple?

I'll admit you can get filtered early on int SotU and the abush with the kobolds in HotU but it's fucking easy after that
Assuming you don't pick the gimp class and/or don't pick spells/feats like a spastic retard

prove it.

Anon Babble is older than Supernatural

barely.

I'm not sure if it was the originator of the phrase, but there was a livejournal community for it called Wincest made around a month after the show started airing in October of 2005
thanks

Dawg, you know Anon Babble culture took more than a year to manifest and solidify into something recognizable, right? Niggas weren't EWG and Norman Bates posting week 2. lol

It's simpler than both 3.5e and 4e (for the most part) while still being more complicated and finicky than the older shit. Something like that.
Also, new thing = bad thing and Wizards of the Coast/Hasbro has made several fuck ups that made people really, really mad.
Shit like sicking the pinkertons (yeah really) on a dude for some magic cards.

I've tried playing this but the beyond autistic character system is cringe and I'm also petrified by how you need to play the first chapter of the game basically perfectly in order to not miss any of the content

You made me remember how in Supernatural the god himself was duking it out with his sister (lol) as the entire universe was at the stake... in a dingy warehouse somewhere down in the USA, because that's all the show could afford to film at by that point. And then they revived their mother (lmao).
Man, they really should've ended it after they kicked out the original staff.

tried playing this but the beyond autistic character system is cringe

It's a CRPG based off of a tabletop game. its supposed to be autistic

WotC is shit as a company but the ruleset just kind of blows ass beyond being babby's first tabletop session. Concentration is whatever as a concept meant to nerf casters but the arbitrariness as to what's actually a Concentration spell makes the whole thing as infuriating as any bit of 3.5e autism. And then the classes are also mostly homogenized to a detrimental degree. Like the way Wizards just sort of became quasi-Sorcerers while Sorcs had their spellbooks cut in half and were only left with metamagic as a gimmick or how Warlock and Ranger basically play exactly the same from lv 1-4 bc of Hex/Hunter's Mark. Or how there's like 60 feats and maybe 8 of them can possibly compete with an ASI

as an added fun fact about livejournal in the year 2005, the very first Supernatural fanfiction that was posted online after the first episode aired was a Wincest one

4 and 5e consolidated a lot of things and took out tons of flavor. Really simplified a bunch of shit and combat game play is dumbed down. To make the game interesting more often than not everyone has to keep adding in tons of home brew. On top of it all the company has really tried to stamp out racial differences and cultures.

People say Pathfinder games are spiritual successor to BG1/2 but they have completely different vibe to them, honestly no other game managed to recreated eerie and spooky exploration of dungeon full of vampires, ghasts and cutthroats, also mage duels and magic system never seen in other games again.

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You're trying to sell your game with gay cuckshit?

tbf it's not really cuckshit in the game
it's an open relationship with two horny bisexual sluts where you can romance one and break it up because they have some issues or romance both and keep it going by helping with their issues

romancing a whore in an open relationship who has absolutely no problems with fucking with anyone she fancies isn't cuckshit

bro.....

owlcat has horrible visual design, same with larian

i have zero fucking clue what the word cuck means so i shouldn't be using it

oh well why didn't you just say that anon

she

you can romance the guy slut, too, if that's what you prefer

Just give me a good, easy to use character I can make my main char in Kingmaker

I want to take the barb, the fighter and the cleric
I'm guessing make my main one a wizard, then?
I'm tempted to do druid for the animal companion
I'm not doing a fucking sorcer and playing minmax with looking up what spells to use. I want to use as many as possible

play wizard and spam grease
when you get stinking cloud start spamming that (and delay poison communal)
there, you win the game

owlcat games are just shit
they fundamentally don't understand the d20 system, they don't understand scaling or pacing in encounter design, all they know how to do is make numbers big and put a lot of immunities on a mob
it's all trivial and boring

Wow, that's the most pathetic thing i've read in a long time.

Not really, both of those are shit tier romance options but there is nothing worse than the bisexual cuck elf/half-orc couple.

do fujoshits exist?

the answer is "yes, sadly"

wotr is skyrim unga bunga chosen one bullshit
but when those mythic themes hit I start to believe

i dont think you know what a cuckold is

an extremely vocal minority of them do.

This is why you always take uppers

I liked WotR more.

Kingmaker was their BG1 to WotR's BG2 for me.

chose angel

forced to listen to OOOHHHH BERRY CACTUS chorus till the end of the game

Choices and consequences.

trivial and boring

that's what I thought when every time my barb enrages they send chunks flying like it's dual wielding berserker in BG1. I turned it up to max difficulty and burned out, because it's just actually not designed to be played and you can only get out of the tutorial by going monk with bonus strikes or some shit. proof that a crpg is not meant to be played that way when you have to go monk level 1. I just couldn't get into the early game. I kept trying to kill this one encounter where random thugs try and kidnap your team and refused to let them, but the encounter was so unbalanced and not made for you to do that I couldn't kill a single enemy.

playing the munchkin difficulty mode and getting upset he can't win without munchkin-ing

Pretty sure I tried multiple difficulties, hard mode was also not balanced. I may have even tried challenging. In general, DnD does not take well to modification. Stat bloat is not something most people should mess with, which is all the difficulty options are. If I want to go two tiles over on the world map from the main road and you drop me in a one screen tile with like 8 dudes I'm going to try and fight them. But that wasn't the first time I tried the game.

When I first played it I made an entire custom team ready to nerd it up only to realize I softlocked progression because I didn't level up on purpose to get a discount on adventurers which made the story encounter impossible. Then when I got past that I was walking along the "story path" and there was broken UI floating around

What is it then?

pathfinder unironically cucked wotc out of 4E. they streamlined and standardized mechanics in a way that 3.5fags could still enjoy so 4e just felt shitty trying to please everyone. only thing 4e got right was the monster manual stuff being standardized for reflavoring your custom stuff super easily. DMs love it.

5e keeps the hated simplified anti-3E shit but also guts the monster manual and DM systems

and thats why its shit.

When you're the one invited into the relationship that means you're the Bull

Yes. My wife is a cuckquean who runs my grindr/fetlife/taimi account. She likes to watch me top twinks and bottom for muscular guys. It's a pretty nice gig. It's not even limited to dudes either. She has her own little dog kennel to watch from and pup mask she likes to wear during. It's hard to get away from the kids to find time to do these things but my goodness is it fun.

unicorns are for everyone

my trans GS said - yes.

except it's an open relationship with free fucking on all sides so there is no "bull" or "cuck" involved at all
in theory, whoever your PC is not plowing is getting some pole or hole of their own on the side

whoever your PC is not plowing

What makes you think the one you're fucking isn't?

that just means she's also a cucq

NWN2 was better and that game is mediocre. I don't like owlcat games at all.

nwn2 was 3.5 pretending to be 4e with all that warlock bullshit. it is an absolutely terrible game on every level fuck spelljammer forever but it had its charm. compared to nwn1 it seemed amazing.

Mask of the Betrayer alone is better than anything Owlcat has ever made by several magnitudes.

with all that warlock bullshit

What do you mean?
Aside from the little things they changed due to the game being real time with pause, NWN2 was pretty faithful to 3.5e no?

i mean, yes that's true, but motb still isn't really great either. owlcat only (poorly) adapted campaign modules though so you can truly say they haven't done shit but another garbage underperforming unity crpg ENGINE.

4e was being pushed by the time NWN2 came out and warlocks were their poster boy. their edgy naruto SHADOW KING cool kid class to bait all the players to sign up for 4e and NWN2 adapted and featured that 4e version of warlocks for their system.

Some do but they get off to lesbian porn more. Women are just into gay shit in general.

NWN2 adapted and featured that 4e version of warlocks for their system.

Did they?
I remember it working exactly like the 3.5e warlock, Hellfire Warlock and all.
I guess the Warlock's whole deal of casting spells (SLAs really) without limit was a big departure from the usual resource based spell-casting.
But it wasn't even the only 3.5e class with that kind of invocation based casting. The Dragonfire Adept comes to mind, there might have been more.

i dont actually remember what differs between 3.5 and 4e warlocks, i dont think i had the book for 3.5 but in 4E they are super core and hyped and were hyped in nwn2 shit too. maybe it is a straight adapted 3.5 warlock but pushed into the basic classes in their game. unrelated but still fuck spelljammer.

NWN2 stapling a party system onto 1's jank ass engine was fundamentally a broken and flawed decision that the game is never able to overcome. And MotB is grossly overrated, it's mostly carried by its prose. Like the shitty druid island, you can go to the head druid or whoever and tell them someone's plotting a rebellion and they just go "lol, lmao" and you're forced to basically side with the evil tree tick just absolute railroaded aids

they stapled oh so much shit onto that engine, its amazing it ran as well as it did.

Mommy Areelu of course.

Not a romance but also fits perfectly because she, just like the other three cunts, also tries to kill you

if you're all ascending theres bound to be some hanky panky in eternity somewhere.

If that's how you want to cope

It's still better than this cuckold simulator with terrible combat and writing.

personally i dont much care for wotr, some parts of it are cool but nothing fits together for shit. last act is like solasta but worse.

I look back more fondly on NWN2's base game story and Owlcat games than MotB
The overly serious Obsidian writing sucks all the fun out and doesn't seem to work well in the medium

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I never once felt like I was forcing myself to finish NWN2 or MotB. I had to fight the urge to drop both Kingmaker and WotR half way through but I forced myself to finish them. It wasn't worth it either time. The games never got any better.

hard disagree on kingmaker, it's very motivating to push through the plot and the classes and combat are just fun outside of a few fey zones. nwn2 has the worst absolute characters and no mechanics to play with them combat-wise.

Sounds like a You problem given Owlcat apes the Infinity Engine UI and combat design and NWN2 is a game that actively fights you and itself every step of a playthrough be it its dilapidated engine, its clumsy UI, its messy combat that is massively undertuned because even the developers didn't expect the player to bother controlling the whole party, or its incredibly slow opening act that culminates in Orc hell and cucks you out of the keep for 2/3rds of the game

Yes

do women

Two words is all I need to read to know a nigga bluepilled. Will Anon Babble ever grow up and stop with these awful pussy whipped posts?

nwn2

Anyone who praises Shitsidian needs to be castrated

It was and still is,utter shit

Jirenbro…

Sounds like a You problem given Owlcat apes the Infinity Engine UI and combat design

Yeah, and it does a fucking atrocious job at it. You can't kite at all, everything has bloated stats, and the turn based mode is absolute buggy AIDs. If you charge on a horse, you get stuck and miss your turn. Owlcat games did nothing more but remind me of how much better BG1/2 are. Even the open world is gated behind stupid shit and not truly open. Boy do I love grinding a shitty fucking heroes clone for 20 hours to unlock a bunch of forts just so I can do Nenio's terrible quest! These games suck and it's no wonder why these threads are just filled with waifufags arguing about which girl cucks you the least instead of actual gameplay. The writing is awful, the combat is awful, the story is awful, and the exploration sucks. They're just bad games.

It had charm. You could tell that whoever wrote the base game was enjoying themselves, although the "rocks fall everyone dies" troll ending was questionable

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I don't like timers

I prefer PF Chang’s.

you can't kite

in Kingmaker and WotR

why are Owlcat haters all such colossal retards lmao

Is it true that the elf girl dies if you romance the orc and not her?

Yes and so does he if you romance her
No, contrary to what Anon Babble might tell you, they don't kill themselves because they got cucked

he couldn't solve the puzzles

i played with crusade shit disabled after first run, much improved experience. wotr is great up til baphomet prison area maybe, then its just slower and slower. midnight isles was great though.

It feels like shit. Even KITING feels like trash in this game. The most basic fucking thing in the world is so much worse than the Infinity Engine games it desperately tries to shamelessly ape and they're 20+ years old.

he couldn't solve the puzzles

What does that have to do with grinding shitty forts for hours, you dipshit?

needing to grind the crusade minigame

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the game is great bro, just cheat and disable all the terrible parts of it or mod them out

i mean you can make it effortless in the scenario difficulty but it's mostly just in the way

So what exactly is the dynamic of women seeing dudes act gay and getting turned on by i? Degradation?

idk girl psychology is inscrutable but homos love fucking straight guys so it works out for everyone involved

Galfrey romance only works if you can forgive her woman moment which i believe most players will never forgive

what a sad and pathetic existence one must have to larp about shit like that. seek help

Fujos love reading about it but I don't think they'd like it happening in real life
I remember reading about a woman who divorced her husband after she was forced to watch him get raped by another man. Said she couldn't look at him the same way. Very sad

Why are women so evil?

i like the gilves too, shame she's dead on 90% of the fun routes
but if she watched him rape another man she'd never leave him. breeding status up.

NWN2 for all of it's flaws, felt different than BG1/2. Yeah it was generic, railroaded, and the camera sucked fucking shit but it was still a fun little romp that didn't drag on too long. Kingmaker and WotR felt like 200 hour jank ass Russian BG1/2 knockoffs that don't even come close to being as good as the games they're ripping off. It's like preferring ATOM RPG over Fallout.

nah, kingmaker was better written than the BG stuff but owlcat didn't do any of that work. the lore wasn't quite as deep as forgotten realms but it was okay.

At least Octavia is upfront about her cuckshit

There are 9 billions of us in this dirt, of course they exist

nah, kingmaker was better written than the BG stuff

No it wasn't. It was fucking terrible and the companions were so poorly written that I just dropped them and made my own party.

kingmaker was better written than the BG

lol

It's a 30 hour game max.

ok i dont remember a whole lot of BG1 besides some serevok but for bg2, outside irenicus. the characters are a wash. many are despised garbage, lots of them are literal throwaways like my dearest mazzy. setting was amazing, irenicus was a fantastic villain. kingmaker's much more consistently "okay".

many are despised garbage

The characters are by far one of the most popular things about the game what are you talking about

Terrible taste and you're probably a zoomer that didn't even finish the games. Your opinion sounds like it came from a wiki or a streamer.

imoen, haer'dalis, nalia? yoshino hate is more of a meme, jan is universally shit upon but i think everyone secretly loves steroetypical gnomes these days. but fuck grobnar

how many people have actually played as a rock nigga in wotr? I'm trying one out as an Inquisitor and am using expeditious retreat to fix the 20 base movement

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imoen

hated

nigga what, people love her
the only character I would say is actually hated in that game is Anomen, and I don't count Fernd because he's just boring

Yes. My wife is a cuckquean who runs my grindr/fetlife/taimi account.

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Anomen is great with Jan in the party, though. He makes a good butt of the joke.

imoen's always been very loudly disliked probably solely of her voice responses and her disappearing despite being one of the best mages in the game that you need in your fucking party. i dont think she's a badly written character as such but she's also not a good one.

which i believe most players will never forgive

Huh? I never got where this retarded sentiment comes from. The entire abyss trip is just free XP and magic items. By the time you get sent there, KC should be powerful enough to never be in any actual danger to begin with. The only you would be mad at Galfrey in-character for doing that is if she fucked up the crusade in the mean time (which she kinda did, but not to the point where you can't step in and fix everything).

The really bad part is her taking your fucking keep and credit for everything, sending you to hell is just a fun side story.

Jan is universally shit upon

He's one of the game's most beloved characters. You're just spouting bullshit. Which youtuber or streamer gave you your terrible opinion?

I never got where this retarded sentiment comes from

The entire abyss trip is just free XP and magic items. By the time you get sent there, KC should be powerful enough to never be in any actual danger to begin with

It's probably because you're incapable of roleplaying and you assume the abyss isn't dangerous just because the game is piss easy

internet forums, circa 2000.

imoen being a playable character in BG2 to begin with was thanks to her popularity

Nonsense. I was on them and he was loved. Which forum hated him? RPG Codex and Gamefaqs certainly didn't.

banishes you to the abyss

tries to rob you of your title desperately grasping at straws

locks the exist hoping you won't come back

sends absolutely zero back up or help (no the hand of the inheritor doesn't count, he went there on his own volition)

galfrey is a cunt

The really bad part is her taking your fucking keep and credit for everything

You get the castle back pretty much immediately upon your return and who gives a fuck about credit when you ascend to literal godhood shortly afterwards.

It's probably because you're incapable of roleplaying and you assume the abyss isn't dangerous just because the game is piss easy

Sounds like you're the one who's incapable of roleplaying. The abyss is dangerous for random plebs in your army, but the KC and his party are like level 15 by the time you get there. In-universe for Pathfinder, that's "saving the world on the regular" power level and your characters are further enhanced by your mythic power.

It sure is, that's why the game makes such a big deal out of it constantly warning you about how dangerous it is and how you should always be on your guard

I never got where this retarded sentiment comes from

No anon, you are the retards. Even characters in-game comment on her actions being unjust. Even in the Angel route, where you also have to beg her not to strip you of your rank. Fucking hell, how fucking retarded can YOU get?

idk, i dont think rpgcodex was around back then and i dont remember finding gamefaqs til at least mid00s

Bad writing. If anything most demons you meet in Alyshinyrra should be running for the hills the moment they spot Chad Thundercock's angelic halo on the horizon.
I mean, even ignoring the DLC, the player completely demolishes both the fighting arena AND the assassin's guild while there and those supposed to be full of powerful beings feared on many planes.

RPG Codex was definitely around in the early 2000s. I was posting on it. The people there now are totally different, though. People actually used to enjoy games back then. That entire site is solely used by retarded slav contrarian dipshits today. I'm sure they probably hate Jan now since "he's Reddit." They're all Anon Babble crossposters.

Even characters in-game comment on her actions being unjust.

Oh they're definitely not just, especially from a lawful perspective, but in terms of actual threat, it's all laughable.

when the bussy is so good you immediately lose all interest in the woman

I wonder how that made her feel
she basically cucked herself

to be fair the arena is kind of the chump tier demons and assassins guild is the most feared mostly MORTAL organization. fucking up baphomet near the end is some serious shit though.

i know it showed up eventually but i was not on it. i think people hated jan THEN because form shitters were the "gaming is serious business" types who would not even be allowed at real tables. i never saw a positive word about jan but then grobnar was everything jan was rumored to be and worse. i personally liked jan cause his crossbow was cool as fuck. imoen got consistent hate because of her voice and how BG2 spammed the fuck out of movement responses.

Jan was not hated anywhere. You're making shit up.

fucking up baphomet near the end is some serious shit though.

Yup. Also, the minute you get back you have an actual bona-fide goddess get off her ass and come personally talk to you because she's concerned you might be getting too strong and upsetting the planar balance of power.

anyway, KINGMAKER companions. they've all got really great quests except maybe reddit memer jubilost, cucq octavia, linzi debatable, i'd say noknok is a joke character but honestly the goblin arc in the city is pretty fun. DLC goats of course.

top tier in all of CRPGs? Harrim, Baethal, Tristian, mayyyybe Valerie but leans into the r/atheism. Amiri should be great but her voice acting really sinks it.

No you retard. Women aren't coomers.

Women aren't coomers.

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.

My ex from highschool used to say it'd be hot if my best friend and I fucked each other. Weird bitch

except maybe reddit memer jubilost

Inconsequent Debates is the best quest in the game by far.

its very fun but its not much of a quest, does it really really tie into his gnome boredom death story.... kinda?

everyone spends the whole game jerking off your Mythic Powers™

most powerful path is to throw them out and just get more regular levels

yeah but the mythic quests (the ones they actually finished) are fun as fuck

it'd be dumber if getting rid of your powers to bend the knee to iomedae gimped you to be fair

Regongar is annoying and a literal cuck. I put him below even Tristian

So what exactly is the dynamic of women seeing dudes act gay and getting turned on by it?

It's a fantasy.

he wants the MC D too

I'm a literal gay manslut and even I'm disturbed by this, what the fuck is wrong with straightoids

straightoids

topping twinks

bottoming for muscular guys

One of those words doesn't belong there.

yeah fuck legend!!!

only weird ones
most will get off to the idea of you fucking their friends tho

Its only powerful if your martial but martial classes are boring as heck to play. Stacking witch and Wizard should up your spellcasting level the same way as merging spellbooks.

It's one of those weird things. Like how gays, guys who fuck other guys, want their bottoms to look as feminine as possible even though they're attracted to guys. Is it coping? Are they just degenerates attracted to female form with the dick attached? It's a mystery.

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Not all of them are like that. Some find twinks/femboys repulsive

Are they just degenerates attracted to female form with the dick attached?

Don't you know, anon? Trannies aren't GAY, they're exotic.

I get the feeling those are the minority and more related to hating women in sexual context.

Anon has never heard of a barafag

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nah, twinks/femboys just dont have anything in common with men. half of the gay experience is just being bros.

Peak gay is two masculine men fighting over who tops

I think anime and certain art brain-rotted alot of retards, faggots or not. The reason why I mention anime is because of the detail you joint pointed out:

Anime and art of "femboys" is just girls drawn flat and MAYBE a bulge at best. So, IMO, its easy to see how they're still straight and just coping or have a more specific fetish taste as said.

There was also a recent discussion the other day that many Gen Z'ers and some millennials are having extreme coping problems with growing up. Various reasons for this, of course, but the relevant one here is they watch and consume only anime and manga which very rarely has adult characters doing adult things, so they have much earlier mid-life crisi then normal adults should.