Is there anything more cringe than celebrities pretending that they're hardcore gamers?

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Is there anything more cringe than celebrities pretending that they're hardcore gamers?

Gacha players

more examples?

"People" like you posting retarded shitter threads

(You)

The man never played a Mario game in his life.

That game is like 25 years old at this point. He probably hasn't played it in decades and meant to say 'goombas'.
It's an easy mistake, who cares. Why are you trying to gossip about celebrities here anyway

posting a twitter thread comes to mind

jumping on a koopa's head isn't "stomping" it

what level of pedantry is this?

Actually the turtles in the Mario universe weren't called koopas yet. What's he gonna say next? That he played as, heh, Mario in the arcade game Donkey Kong instead of Jumpman?

You cannot stomp koopas in that game

dumb fake fan faggot
you can stomp them after you flip them over in mario bros
also they did release an arcade version of super mario bros which is what he also might be referring to

In the arcade game? Yeah you could. You hit the platform under them and then run over them, like all the other enemies.

randomly started getting youtube ads of this asshole and some other celebrities telling me to pray for Jesus

I keep getting ads about Ryan Reynolds and his cell phone provider.

people who care about anything celebrities say or do
Twitter posters

it could be worse
also just use an adblocker

Normalfags pretend to be hardcore too

being an actual gamer.

You cannot stomp koopas in the Mario Bros arcade game using that method as they are not in the game at all. Koopas first debuted in Super Mario Bros for the NES. There are turtle enemies in the arcade game but they are not Koopas, so he's still wrong even with your explanation.

Why do they even bother when nobody falls for it?

Who gives a shit? Would you have preferred he beat every single mario game in existence? Would that have made him more qualified to play Mario in the movie? Fuck off and kill yourself retarded twatter poster.

They looked like Koopas to you?

you can't stomp a turty in a Mario game

Tragic.

There's no Goomba in the original Mario Bros. arcade game.

Normies eat this shit up

They're job is to just be paid and sold faces for companies, it gets dark and dingey

you're really playing semantics over the fact the turtles weren't called koopas yet

You hit them from below in the original Mario Bros.

Because (You) as a gamer aren't the target audience. It's made for normalfags and their children and they don't know more about the games than the normalfag actors who are pretending to care about the thing they're butchering.

They're still not called Koopas. The turtle enemies in the arcade game were and still are called Shellcreepers.

Omgggg doesn't he even know they are called SHELLCREEPERS omfg also u don't STOMP them u KICK THEM like how can this man be the voice of Mario wtfff what is this woke ass shit I'm literally shaking rn OMG

To give him the benefit of the doubt, there's a possibility he meant VSSMB. SMB did get a US-only arcade release.

you can't

zoomers hallucinating

see You're a disappointment to your parents.

You'd be on my side if you didn't suck Chris Pratt's dick because he agrees with you politically. He's a poser and a fake gamer, like most chuds, and he exposed himself fully in this interview. Hell, he could have easily faked it with just the slightest bit of research but even that was too much work for Crispy Rat.
Admit it, if this was a feminist woman saying the exact same uninformed shit you'd be on my side here.

Admit it, if this was a feminist woman saying the exact same uninformed shit you'd be on my side here.

nah, I'd still be calling you a retarded twittertranny and telling you to fuck off to Anon Babble or Anon Babble with your retarded celebrity-whining.

When I was a little kid and learnt Dale Jr regularly played racing games on his PS2, I knew he was "my guy"

Chris Pratt played VS. Super Mario Bros. in arcades and mentions his time with it

Everyone thinks he's talking about a completely DIFFERENT arcade game and shits on him

1. You cannot stomp any enemies in this game
2. Koopas are not in the original Mario Bros. The closest thing are Shellcreepers.

B-B-B-BASED!

But he crushes turts. Perchance.

1. You cannot stomp any enemies in this game

you can

I've loved superheroes comics my whole life and I cringe whenever I'd see interviewers ask the actors and actresses in the movies needlessly deep questions about the characters' history. Yeah, beautiful, rich people are known to love comic books. It's a pay check to these people. I don't give a flying fuck about fixing computers, I do it to get paid. Same deal.

Advertising a game one does not play: youtube.com/watch?v=1bsOKH3_DNo

he doesn't care the check cleared.

Mario Bros. arcade is 42 years old, zoomer
you cannot stomp koopas (unless you bump them from below and then jump on them while they're in their wounded state, which is not only unnecessary but depending on their position, detrimental)
there are no goombas until Super Mario Bros

I can think of one...

lose my job working for family on their commune

all my youtube turned into "you are the chosen one" videos for three days straight

but depending on their position, detrimental)

depending on their position it's also the best option, if they're on/near a ledge above you jumping up and stomping on them is the best choice

And?? Then you walk over them and kick them out of the map. This can also count as stomping

He is talking about Super Mario Bros (NES) which is what most normies consider the first/original Mario game

acccshully in superior nihongo they were called kame-san or mr. turtle for you baka gaijin

The closest thing are Shellcreepers.

Nigga they're koopas.

and? I don't care aspergiegrandpa

you literally die if you do

only if you don't flip them

anon... you kick them

I spent.... hours..... literal hours..... playing Mario Brothers..... damn.... I'm such a game addict.....

you can stomp on them

Those are shellcreepers, not koopas

we need a guy whose an absent father and a wife cheater to voice our character

MAMA MIA SAY NO MORE!

I spent hours killing elites and grunts in Halo

ACTUALLY, THEY WERE CALLED SANGHELI AND UNGGOYIM RESPECTIVELY YOU FAKE GAMER

that's what's happening itt

What is this Mario enemy called, anon?

Look, if he doesn't even know the basic gameplay, how the fuck can he actually claim to have played the game?

Do you remember what you did for a few hours in 1983?

I thought not.

I like how he said koopa like it was a slur

you jump on turtles to kill them

turtles in every game except the original were called koopas

Chris says he stomped on koopas

"ACTUALLY YOU TECHNICALLY DIDN'T DO THE "STOMP" AS MECHANICALLY DEFINED BY THE MARIO BROS WIKI, AND THEY CERTAINLY WEREN'T YET CALLED THE PROPER MUSHROOM KINGDOM NOMENCLATURE FOR THIS PARTICULAR MINION OF LE BOWSER...." - you, literal autistic retard

shut the fuck up

That's because he forgot what they were called and had to think about it for a few seconds

FOR THIS PARTICULAR MINION OF LE BOWSER

Bowser didn't even exist yet at the time. Is this Chris Pratt posting here?

I spent hours.......crushing.... TURTS....

Bucky

I guess I should have posted a coombait thread instead, then you retards would be happy.

yes as we all know there's only two types of threads on Anon Babble, coombait and celeb threads

This Anon is 100% correct.

He was gonna say "stomping niggers" but caught himself and had to say something. It's understandable, it happens to the best of us.

Any time celebs take part in anything they immediately out themselves as out of touch in front of anyone with even a novice interest in the topic. For some reason its especially easy to spot with video games. See an actor mashing away on a controller in some TV show. Notice how it looks like the person has never touched a video game in their life. Now realize that most TV and movies are basically like that in regards to literally everything. Relationship drama, action combat, basic human interactions. It's one of the things that killed TV and movies for me.

he completed the quick time event on the last possible frame explaining the awkward silence

See an actor mashing away on a controller in some TV show. Notice how it looks like the person has never touched a video game in their life.

in cases where the actor is actually a gamer and tries to make to natural the director yells at them to just mash a bunch of buttons so it's abundantly obvious to the average viewer they are playing something

That's because most celebrities are too busy to even do shit like play video games. Pratt is also a dad and is married. He probably hasn't played anything besides Fifa in like 10 years or more. At least Jack Black took the time to learn minecraft when he was making that movie.

All anyone in this thread needs to do is to remember that actors, actresses, and any celebrity involving a camera for their career is paid to say things.

They're all whores, even the ones you hecking like. They are paid to push something and you should treat them exactly the same as if you saw a 53 year old missing teeth hooker.

Here is Andrea Botez, star of the famous videogame "Battle Chess" for the NES, and therefor the image is relevant to the thread.

stomping...
CHICKEN JOCKEYS

True. But as I said, that principal applies to literally everything. Maybe i ungenerously seemed to put all the plame solely on the actor, that wasn't exactly my intention. Regardless of who's to blame, the fake plastic insincerity of it all has driven me away almost completely.

I hate taking a zoomies side here but who fucking cares you're sperging out. Everyone else knows what he means.

Yes,
People pretending they don't know how to play games.
Especially ones they don't like and are trying to make a point of how bad they are.
Jumping on stunned Koopas (which had the name shell creeper, but lets be honest, they're koopas) in the original Mario Bros also defeats them, and, in addition, there was an Arcade version of Super Mario Bros.

pls understand, im too busy to do my job well.

No, I totally get it. It's fine. Just understand that i am also too busy to watch that cheap schlock.