Hey, let's kiss

Hey, let's kiss.

How do you respond without sounding upset?

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Nah I'd rather go hold hands with Rei or hate fuck Kaworu

I'd fuck Asuka but after fucking Rei, Misato and Kaworu

Kiss her.

Baby making seg, than baby making seg, than baby making seg, than baby making seg, than baby making seg, tha-

this

y-you too!

Also, genuflect.

raep

*unzips dick*

Go ahead. Kiss it.

Wasn't she an insufferable bully to the boy?

Kill yourself

She's underage

yeah, this seems like the most logical course of action given the situation

ZAMN!

Walk away from a BPD bitch before she executes the usual BPD manipulation sequence on me.
Seriously retards simping for BPD hoes don't understand what they're dealing with - it's like trying to tame a crocodile. No matter how much effort you will spend and how carefully you will walk on eggshells around it, it will still bite your face off eventually, because it's hard wired to do so. It has no free will. Cluster B disorder carriers are not capable of human reasoning, development and growth, they are essentially reptilian psychological vampires.

nigga couldn't handle a girl with a bit of spice and is now crying about it

I'm sorry little girl but it seems I'm about 10 years older than you so that'd be highly inappropriate.

Not before marriage.

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This man speaks the truth
t. Just got out of a relationship with a bpd bitch

"hate" fuck??? what's there to hate, he's literally placed in the narrative as an unconditional source of love

wasn't even blushing while shinji was

still runs off to go cry afterwards from the situation she fucked up

fuck that bitch

That's air tho.

that can't be healthy

Do you want a video of a girl getting off?

No.

too fucking late for you then loser

We have literal hundreds of videos of 3dpd getting off from pumping air up their butts.

I know.

Kensuke is so lucky...

Okay?

You don't understand. You have to say you want to see a video or I can't post.

I see.
I still don't want it.

he doesn't want to see women getting orgasms

multiple

Couldn't be me.

At that age that means they like you.

Yeah but then he jerks off onto her while she's unconscious in a hospital so it's okay.

"kisu" is actually her pronouncing KYS as a word

but it's followed by しよ which means "let's", why would she be saying "let's kys"?

did japanese not have a word for kiss before they were introduced to english?

i mean, it IS asuka...

No way, fag.

that's a child

no there are others

接吻

ちゅう

口づけ

口吸い

People have been arguing about this so long that not only is she legal, her children would be legal by this point.

If i broke her evas arm, would yhe baby feel it too?

Please don't :(

If you think about it, isn't a pregnant woman really just an EVA for her own child?

Legitimately how are you supposed to react to this situation?

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it would be extremely painful

Ackshually the series is set in 2015, which means that she was born in 2001 and would be about 23-24 years old

she went to wash her mouth out and brush her teeth lol. she wants to fuck the guy in his 30's who's only interested in Misato.

yes, she doesn't like shinji because he's a little pussy who won't be assertive with her, unlike how she perceives kaji to be

She sees Shinji in the same place as Kaji in her mind when the angel mind rapes her

Is this AI?

asukafags are pathetic cuckolds

Shinji has already impregnated Rei and Asuka, Misato is next

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that one gay kaworufag who shows up in every eva thread 16hrs a day

using shinji for this image when he CHOOSES to say fuck off to asuka and goes for his free glassesfu courtesy of anno's wife

foolishness

oh hey the cameraman is here

didn't he only do that because he thought he was about to die or something?
kinda tragic if that's the case

hating based kaworu

He means hating himself for failing to repress his homosexual urges

Probably

Who was about to die? Anno? He just has clinical depression.
Shinji? Maki busted in to save him from some existential bullshit made manifest, but he wasn't about to die.
Maki was made to disrupt the "Asuka vs Rei" dynamic, as neither of those two were actually good for Shinji.

neither of those two were actually good for Shinji

what was wrong with rei? besides the whole technically-kinda-incest-i-guess thing, anyway

the only reason Neon Genesis™ (actual name of the mcguffin btw) didn't kill him was that his parents took the bullet at the last second

chooses

lol
lmao even

this didnt happen in the show

It was a lot rougher in the show. Pic related, animator's notes on that scene.