Doom boss fight

You control the buttons you press.

UI so soulless that even the most broke devil wouldn't want to play it

enemy reaction to a fucking SUPER SHOTGUN is virtually absent

random epic (no) slow-mo out of the ass

the level is quite literally 50 shades of brown with quite literally no other colors at all except...

green (good) and red (bad)

I hate Zoom so much it's Unreal.

That's not a problem if the designer chooses a playstyle that's fun.
You'd have to be pretty stupid to think this would be fun though.

I didn't know how good I had it with Eternal, please forgive me for ever talking shit about it

I remember being so excited for Eternal. I ended up loving that game.
I feel nothing for this.

Is this doom eternal 2? Why not doom 2016 2?

Does this shit really have to glow green on whole screen? It kinda ruins it. The point of parry is to figure it out from small patterns, not to see LE BIG GREEN GLOW = PARRY, literally skinner box the game

christ almighty

Is this the thread where we pretend DOOM had good boss fights at any point in time in it's history?

It's neither

Cool, I see someone made a Doomguy mod for DS3. Can't wait to see him get past Gundyr.

honestly, im happy they turned doom into a piece of shit. less money i will be spending on video games.

Is this what the kids call "parryslop?"

You can't be serious

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

thoughts

think its time to apologize to doom 3

it's like first person dark souls!!!!!!

local retards will say

No, it's the thread where we continue to laugh at it for having bad bosses.
And the thread where we laugh at you for being a retarded frog faggot.

If only we had known. He wasn't the exception, he was a Harbinger of what's to come.

I could just play Sekiro and have a better parry experience, who is this for?

HE JUST PIMP SMACKED DOOMGUY

*kneels*

What if I want to shoot a shotgun while parrying

APOLOGISE

Was the idea behind the music to make it so much lower quality than 2016/Eternal that people wouldn't even find it remotely worthwhile to compare it to Mick's work

people thought the game would be too easy

its actually filtering all shitters at lightspeed

here we go again

They could've made a "fuck yeah man" pve slasher but they just had to give him shotgun

the worst part is that it's all canned animation and doesn't react at all to being shot.

turned q3 into multiplayer only because of his autism

turned d3 into a tech demo because of his autism

turned rage into MEGATEXTURES because of his autism

I get a sense that his talents are better served in vr/rocketry

There is nothing difficult about “hit button when you see green to negate damage.”

Crashing this franchise with no survivors. This is the usual progression for series reboots, though.

Doom 3 has aged well if you have VR.

There are mainstream reviewers saying the game was so easy they regretted not playing it on Nightmare. This is the exact opposite of Eternal

I think I'm pogging

It is quite funny how D3 is almost the perfect VR game, if only it had better gun models so aiming with lasers wasn't required

Bros imagine how kino would it be if doomguy and Zelenksy teamed up to defeat Russia?

cause the game journalist sliders are available. and you should be using them.

Why does this game look so lame? When did Doom become a melee game? I thought it was supposed to be a horror game/shooter with hordes of demons to fight and scarce amounts of ammo.

But those should be for the game journalists to use, the default difficulty should be for gamers.

hugo on record says he likes to watch people do challenge runs of elden ring

makes a game where challenge runs are impossible

BRAVO HUGO!

>makes a game where challenge runs are impossible

?

It's like one of those meme webms where someone slaps shitload of dogshit UI and mixing FPS and dork souls gameplay

The cheesy scratch animation that pops up on your screen has made this game a no-play for me.

if your game has sliders then it has failed fundamentally at having difficulty, simple as that

Lemme guess, a list of options is different from a slider of options because your autism says so

Parryslop and stagger bars have no infect FPS games

like for instance you can't do a no shield challenge on dark ages, it's forced upon you for parts of the game, you can't progress without it

playing at 500% speed isnt a challenge?

the game is literally sekiro. it even has a second life continue the game mechanic like sekiro. what the fuck were id smoking?

Oh well I guess you'll just have to play with the sliders since you can't get rid of the shield and no other ingame gadget matters, those certainly won't produce any kind of challenge runs

yes, you can cry and shit yourself calling people "filtered" I can adjust the sliders to make the game easier on ultra-nightmare and still call the game shit and you wouldn't have an argument to stand on since you only use difficulty for your talking points

You fell for the Doom 3 is good meme and VR is good meme at the same time, impressive

I never understood the visual direction of NuDoom. Original Doom was made by two edgy guys who got beaten by their parents together with other edgy guys like the artist who took pictures of corpses. Cyber demon and spider mastermind was not amazing gameplay either but their designs were totally sick.
NuDoom feels like the opposite, like it's supposed to be a comforting comic book aesthetic.

thoughts?

Microsoft can kill anything, no matter how long lasted and beloved it was.. Soon as Microsoft buys it there's a ticking clock on how long until it gets destroyed.

You are genuinely retarded, congratz

every game will be the same souls inspired actionslop

no argument and straight to insults

I accept your concession

The game is literally inspired by Batman and 300, it's capeslop

cause the game journalist sliders are available.

And not being used it would seem
IGN

Even on Nightmare difficulty, which is what I did my playthrough on, the parry timing is very generous, but fortunately you can fine tune it however you like in the menus, along with a ton of other handy difficulty modifiers.

they need to patch parry window to be tighter it's still too lenient at lowest and projectiles faster as well.

"More player choice is bad because I said so" isn't an argument sweaty
May you seethe in peace

It's your JOB to PLAY and REVIEW VIDEO GAMES. HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT IT!?

Imagine seeing Doomguy block every green fireball but dodge the red fireballs and thinking, "I'll make make most of my attacks green colored slashes." A boss so dumb that he makes regular grunts look smarter by comparison.

First person soulslop?

parryslop

in Doom

yea glory kills break the flow of combat

so we added something that further breaks the flow of combat AND looks dumb

Frankly I'm shocked it didn't happen sooner

This. Nigga forgot the first thing about fun

run fast

all guns do damage

multiple paths to objective

This seems like a super strict game where you can only play with one particular style. It's gonna suck.

2016 was great

Yes

Imagine if doomguy faced putin in ukraine

Does anyone have the video of the polygon reviewer playing 2016

In Dark Ages you are the Glock Saint.

Ultrakill

If the new Elder Scrolls includes this kind of QTE parrying I'm going to burn something else.

I'm going to burn something else

something else

What did you burn already

This is what they took from you

youtube.com/watch?v=au7CRfKSMo0

Nuslop

every single videogame mechanic is forced down upon you, you cannot do a 'no button input' run either

microsoft truly the industry killer

THE DARK SOULS OF SHOOTER GAMES

The shit at the top right look like gacha currencies
Altogether the UI looks like it was made for mobile

That's RAVEN SOFTWARE you nigger. Id only provided the engine.

He can blocks red attacks too, until his shield gets tired.

holy shit everything about this looks terrible

reminds me of that one meme webm of the guy fighting Artorias with a gun

Ultrakill is cringe. If that game had same levels of popularity as Doom Eternal then this board would go nuclear as all the contrarians gather around

this is an AI generated video right?

Now the flowers will grow.

All the decadent horrors I have seen pale in comparison with that final, crowning thing. I could not look, nor could I look away!

Well, you can beat Mario 64 without pressing A once

those visual effects are so fucking bad
jeets did this

they couldn't make this less appealing if they tried, what the fuck
i'm saying this as someone who liked eternal a lot

not to see LE BIG GREEN GLOW = PARRY

The creators had clearly played "Dark Souls of platforming" aka Crash Bandicoot 1 on the side and got to the final boss fight in that game

doom is dead

clank clank clank

get parried, get parried!

holy fuck lmao don't tell me this was made before eternal

never thought i would see the day where doom turns into a souls like i keep saying the damage that dark souls has caused the gaming industry is unmatched niggas still dont believe it that shit might be the most impactful game of all time at this point and its actually nasty

There’s nothing difficult about circle strafing with the chaingun either but that’s the hill you nostalgiafags love dying on so let’s have that conversation

the flashing bright colors are reminiscing of a chinese mmo and look terrible. Landscape looks cool, I suppose.

The fuck is this shit

no thanks, I'm not planning to touch any new "Doom" ever again.

its excusable because it was the early 90's and first person shooters were still experimenting with what works.
Not so much in 2025 with 30 years of experience with what works

this used to be a joke

Microsoft may own it but they're not the ones that decided Doom should be lore-infested parry slop about techno Medieval.

They actually managed to make a worst boss than the dark lord (what a still retarded name lmao)

But they do, Microsoft have DEI departments and Ethical Departments (morality police) that will have to approve what is or isn't allowed in a game.

annnnd Marauder filtered another one

There not the ones that told them to make this parryslop, id did that on their own. Same with the lore dumping.

*They're

like it's supposed to be a comforting comic book aesthetic.

Hugo Martin literally admits Avengers Endgame is an inspiration

2016 shotgun and gloves

pretty sure yeah

there are retards on this planet that will play this

AHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The slave class is fucken hilarious. Imagine playing this trash

oh it this is duskblood tarkov souls for swtich2 maybe isnt a bad game after all KEK

This looks like a game Tony Soprano would walk in on his son playing

worse yet you beat this guy, rip his chest to steal his power yet he has another bossfight with a bitch shitting revenant projectiles as godskin duo from elden ring as final boss but one of them have an invinicibility bubble that changes owner and shared hp pool so you endure one of their movesets and try kill the other

HESITATION ITS DEFEAT SLAYAH!*pulls out vivec muatra spear from morrowind and a glock*

*ahem*
youtube.com/watch?v=hy_9xmXFkUc

its so funny everyone shitted cyberdemon of 2016 yet this happened with carmack

Lol doom 3 cyberdemon is at the top of the list of shitty doom boss battles

Cthulhu in a doom game
I don't usually say this as it gets overused, but this is an actual real life example of a reddit video game

he doesn't know quake

doesn't know hugo was talking about how he wanted quake and doom to share a world

anon...

I don't usually say this as it gets overused, but this is an actual real life example of a reddit post

Devs seething

I don't think they care about here anon, the game will sell a shit ton.

anon quake its so shit that they switched to cyborgs after first game and all internet boomer hipster of qauke 1 think that any chulthu exoteric shit in idgames must be quake

I played the first 11 missions and every level is just a giant empty field with some open world slop traversal. What am I even playing?

No anon is right in hugos nightmare run streams he was talking about lovecraft shit and quake

dragon sections

Open world has been a disaster to the gaming race

Serious SLAYAH: The first encounter

Doom is not quake

well looks atleast he got tarwrangled right in one thing after they fucked quake online with champions

hugo sounds like a big retard

come on don't diss serious sam like that

kek yeah it actually does remind me of serious sam, if it had 1/3 the enemies and 0 humor

I mean it's not much,but Ahzrak is slightly better than Dark Lord in terms of being a final boss

Quake 1 is the only good quake

wasnt my intention just shit nu doom post 2016 and 3 game

and maybe the only non retarded doom villain until he got roided of chulthu argent soul powers

But i wanted that, also microsoft is giving me first-person elden ring next year

I understand

shooters should be about shooting, not parrying

Vagary should've been female with amazonian swinging tits.

If this game had more female demon or female varaints would be an easy 10/10.

This is fact and you can't prove me wrong.

watched some gameplay, it seems retarded and tedious you can only parry green shit that parries back on a set path to whatever fired the green shit. Could have been a lot more interesting if you could parry anything and play with angles. It doesn't look like a doom game at all

Your fetish is barely heterosexual

why did they make that little slash hit effect look so cheap?

My fetish requires a cervix.
its most hetrosexual.

Are you a person of limited height?

Based, fuck Hugo's MCU cringe fest

yes it even predicted marauder shields

feels more organic and less pasive

All this shit looks like it belongs in a Chinese indie game, what the fuck

and raytracing cum guzzling niggers will tell you this looks SO MUCH BETTER THAN previous doom, are these people brainwashed to the point of no return?

im 6'2"
You shorties don't know how lucky you have it.
To challenge and conqour something worthy now thats something
Small girls are just toys, fleeting and disposable.

I crave that climb and conquest.

kek, this looks exactly like a Chinese ad for a fake mobile game. Those Simon says effects and UI are so bad i almost dont believe they are real.

cope nigger
Doom Eternal is not hard, it's just not fun.

cope

yes you are

HUH

rip and tear

block and stare

Try Death Stranding

sprint in Doom

It's fucking finished
Inb4 Doom 3, I know, but that was different

Huh?

I guarantee Marty chose the musicians himself, soulless bastard

every *slash* popup on the screen is literally the exact same size and orientation

Holy fuck I'm stunned that there aren't at least 3 varieties, that's lazy as all fuck

nightmare is just spamming soul cube

i will make a doom game
it will be invasion but if the world was real world and not some magical advanced bullshit world
i will call it doomned or something

i dont feel so good doombros

For as much they jerk off quake they really don't seem to give much of a fuck about it besides just referencing it if hugo truly loved it he would make a quake game already

you think that's bad you should see the dragon riding sections