You are allowed ONE ring from a souls game, it has its abilities in real life. which one do you choose?

you are allowed ONE ring from a souls game, it has its abilities in real life. which one do you choose?

penis ring

I don't remember a single ring from any souls game

Dark Wood Grain Ring seems like it would be pretty sick
Just backflip all over the place

hp regen ring is the only answer besides the cock ring

Ring of restoration. Grievously injured? Wait 5 minutes and back to perfect health.

it doesn't work if you can't do fastrolls IRL though

havels ring

FATTY ALERT

how often are you getting injured that you need healing? covetous ring is easily the best

how often are you getting souls? oh yeah, 0. your turn buster.

Elden ring

stone of jordan

Nta, but health restoration of that potency can exempt you of medical bills and then some.

what can you really do as an invisible guy?
other than creeping and petty theft

backpain

shoulder's fucked

broken bone healed wrong

when you get older you'll prioritize the ring of restoration as well.

there's literally a ring that swaps your gender

Orange charred ring

FAP ring from DS1

Ah, fellow Flame Atronach enjoyer.

This is real life, it'd probably fall off at some point

You will never be a real woman

check out area 51

it makes you pose like one, not have the other sex's junk

No it doesn't, it just swaps animations.

I have some gymnastics training so I can at least do a fast somersault already.
What exactly is the cutoff speed to qualify as fast rolling IRL?
A fast roll in dark souls 1 is 24 frames, so at 30 FPS default that's 0.8 seconds. That would be hard but doesn't seem impossible. I would definitely be willing to train until I can roll consistently at that speed if it would unlock the ability to rapidly backflip

Ring of Favor and Protection
Stamina
Health
Endurance
EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT.

Ring of Restoration or Chloranthy Ring. Feel good all the time.

slip over and eat shit

FAP ring explodes

godfuckingdammit

I'd either go for illusory ring of the conqueror and open carry
or vanquisher's seal and pack a serious punch

For me, it's ghost buttsex

GIANTS
GIANTS
GIANTS

chloranthy ring because I'm tired of being tired all the time

You could make the plotline of Hollow Man look like a joke or you'd get hit by a bus.

you're all retarded

RING OF SACRIFICE

Scholar's Ring or Cloranthy Ring would probably be the best options

Doesn't that only increase your physical stamina? I'm not sure if that would magically help your mental state.

ring of soul protection is superior cause it can be repaired after use so you can die as often as you want

average Ring of Steel Protection +2 enjoyer

The odds of you dying of an accident are pretty slim

Silvercat ring.

The ring of walking like a fag

It just swaps your animations.
Those all just sound like issues that will get worse if you send undirected healing at them. Enjoy getting your bones rebroken because they healed too fast and set wrong.

rusted iron ring would be pretty useful
orange charred ring would be pretty funny

based on character class stats, a "10" in a stat seems to be around human baseline

Therefore, putting on the ring of the scholar would make you half again smarter than the average person. Instant super genius.

They got thermal vision

Do you live in florida?

How often do you wade through water or mud on a daily basis?

rusted iron ring lets you move in water better

wait for it to rain

put on the ring

covetous ring is easily the best

How does that work? You can't collect souls IRL let alone 20% more unless you run in a goon squad.

No
I like to fish. Wading in a river is exhausting, and the ring would fix that.

It doesn't make you move in water better, it just makes it so you don't move WORSE. Important distinction.
Rain isn't going to slow you down with or without a ring unless it's a typhoon. As for being able to walk slightly faster in a typhoon, I dont' see that coming up very often.

I wanted to say Ring of Favor but then I would have to wear it all the time.

rare ring of sacrifice

Rape, lots of rape

Time to go panning for gold!

Poisonbite Ring

get drunk

put ring on

good to drive

take ring off

buzzed again

You fools, when I inevitably find a depressed spider-waifu only I’ll be able to talk to her. And you’ll all be jealous.

What if you could put a ring on each finger? What would your setup be?

Calamity ring, then give it as a gift to someone I hate

Darkwood grain Ring

Radagon's Soreseal if it is allowed

Yeah those

also stamina ring, leo ring could be good when you get into a fight, lava walker ring could be great, so you could kick fuckers with fire

Gold serpent would be way better

one of the covenant invasion rings

get a gun, put on the ring

get sent to dark souls

shoot at some fag, sometimes you die but it's only as a phantom so you're good

maybe now and then someone will drop you an item to take home

dark souls 2 has the most interesting rings but they're bound by durability
therefore i'd ask for the darkmoon blade covenant ring (ds1) in order to allow gwyndolin to summon me to his bedchambers in order to have insane switch sex

If you can stack the effects adding the +1, +2 with the base version it could make you potent as fuck. 3 Ring of Blades could make bend steel with a lump of drift wood.

This shit isn't going to help you get bitches

I thought about it, but it saves currency not (You)

what do you think these two rings would've done in dark souls 2?

hide spells

hide body

Change your color, red and white, but there already rings for that right?

optimal setup would probably be

Sun Princess Ring (healing)
FAP
Havel's Ring
Gold Serpent Ring
Cloranthy
Steel Protection
Scholar's Ring
Ring of Resistance

then if you can use thumbs
Speckled Stoneplate Ring
Darkwood Grain Ring

you'd be an invincible super lucky nimble genius

flynn's ring of course

Since the Illusory rings have been taken.
Pic related.
What are the applications for this? I'm thinking of hiding as a sniper, being hidden while trespassing, good for evading the police.

Aging is literally just passive continuous damage.

FAP Ring from DS1, Covetous Gold Serpent Ring or Sun Princess Ring.

Will this make Sunny D taste better?

health regen or no sound

Wonder if it works with CCVs.

Cat Ring would be pretty cool contender. Like DKS3's cat ring says prevents fall damage unless lethal. What is even lethal fall damage in the real world? People survived some crazy falls, but I guess those weren't lethal falls and the world would know when it'll be lethal for you so you'd have to practice falling non-lethally which would probably just be things like not falling onto spikes that impale you or into a meat grinder etc.

Idk man. I am not much of a rape guy.

Ring of Sacrifice.

inevitably die

don't lose your soul

Not sure what would that involve, maybe reincarnation while keeping your memories, or maybe just death prevention.

Vesna Vulovic survived a full from a 10.16 kilometres (6.31 miles) fall. That appears to be the maximum distance at which you can survive while wearing the cat ring.

Does Ring of Whispers allow you to talk to your pets?

Darkmoon Seance Ring

yeah but it turns out they all talk like fags

Will the description be accurate this time?

I'd rather have the big dick shoes from elden ring

pick cat ring

you gain fall damage immunity

except now you will die with 100% certainty from a 20 meter fall

oh look, it's cracked out wall kitten

Hook me up with that calamity ring sweetness so I can die faster

For cat ring pickers, Cat ring doesn't negate fall damage though? Falling too high still damages you and with frail human body I doubt it can get you far

Increase spell slots from 0 to 2 and become the first human to be able to cast magic.

You didn't spawn with anything to cast, my man

you don't have any spells though

Easiest choice in my life

what are you trying to do? Just go to the gym bro.

Gower's Ring of Protection, so I could always have a hug

you know, we all have 0 slots for magic spells.
so many this would allow magic to be discovered and casted by the wearer

your body continuously takes oxidative damage.

HP regen ring can make you get healthier quicker, possibly make it so you never get a cold or flu ever again. It could boost your recovery from working out, make you more resilient against aging, make any injury heal quicker etc.

HP regen ring is clearly the best choice for realistic irl purposes, aside from maybe FaP ring

only correct answer

untrue white ring

no fall damage (will still die if i fall more than two metres)

It's still a spider

idgaf

Chloranthy Ring, now I no longer have to feel tired every time I wake up.

There's a lot of conditional bullshit but assuming it follows the game's rules and does what I want it to do in the real world, Regenerator's ring.
Regenerator's ring
x2 Cloranthy Ring
x2 Ring of Knowledge
East Wood Grain Ring
x4Covetous Gold Serpent Ring
I become nearly inexhaustible, a genius and stupid lucky. Plus some regen and getting more out of my tools.

Does having gold covetous serpent ring means you will always get gifts from your friends every day? If so, I'll take that.

it means that when you kill a hobo he has 20% more coins in his cup

That's silver, also our currencies aren't souls

How much would a souls ring be worth in real life?

also our currencies aren't souls

so it's not silver
coins are items
it's gold

Chloranty hands down.

which one specifically? I doubt people would want fucking Prisoner's Chain even if you give it for free

fair enough, I guess this shit is useless if I need to resort to violence.

I'm gonna go play the lottery.

You wouldn't be able to practice fall to find out eh limits since it's either no damage or death. Can't figure out the thresholds without injuring yourself.

Just stick to no more than 2 story drops.

Sun Princess Ring

This. constant regen, all i need to do is sit by for 5 minutes and every injury is healed. it's basically immortality if you don't get into accidents

Ring of conversion therapy

Sounds cool

This is the boring, correct answer.
However, the interesting question is, would it fix other things wrong with your body? If you lost a tooth years ago, does it grow back? Do you get perfect vision? Cured of any disease or cancer? Is normal 'damage' caused by age like muscle pain, skin wrinkles, worn-out joints and hair loss also fixed?
Even if it's just healing normal "injuries" and nothing else it's still the best, but it could potentially be the best by a significantly wider margin.

quantum immortality isn't real bro

10x Vanquisher's Seal

gamble in a place with 90% return to player

equip Covetous Gold Serpent Ring

return to player is now 270%

yeah, this is it.

Ring of Reversal (Transheart)

I mean regardless of what it does it's still a magical fucking ring.

Havel, fap, cloranthy, bloodbite, poisonbite, slumbering dragoncrest, rusted iron, orange charred, ring of blades and sun priestess or any other that heals
I should put some int ring too because I'm retarded, but not sure which one would I swap, orange charred ring I guess?

Most of these rings would have little use in real life.
Therefore the smart thing to do would be to become even smarter. If we assume 10 intelligence is supposed to be roughly average IQ, then this thing boosting your INT by 5 will boost your IQ by like 50.

This guy gets it.

None of your shit breaks anymore

Try breaking my heart now

Slumbering dragoncrest ring
Not super useful or any particular use for it, but being able to run silently seems pretty funny.

The ring says it stops all sounds from the user, but it doesn't stop weapon sounds just like movement, including climbing and shit.
If it truly stopped all sound would actually be pretty amazing, potentially a problem if it made your car silent for example but definitely would use it for random mischief.

scratch nose

head explodes

thank you Miyamoto

bro...

not taking the DEX ring to gain the ability to suck your own dick