2 straight white people have sex

2 straight white people have sex

this makes Anon Babble lose their minds

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meme from 2020

Where are her tits?

homosexuality is disgusting

nu/v/ will shit on this and then defend KCD2 literal gay sex and call it based

If they are straight they should be having sex with their gfs not each other.

two men having sex

ummm chuddie you should be cheering right now

another AI generated bait thread

thats not Anon Babble defending it thats tourists like you

If only you knew how bad things really are

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why is this ok, but showing anime girls panties is bad?

straight

white

2

amazing how every single one of your points is wrong

Lol

it's the grossest 30 seconds of video game history and I'm glad western video games are dead

Because one is more consensual and open while the other is more about "bypassing" someone's consent

Who's consent is being violated?

Does the Last of Us Part 2 just have a random sex scene in it? Really? I never played the game cause I'm broke.

Flat is justice

Straight

Literally looks like a man, has a male upper body and no tits to be found

so, are they going to show this in the TV show?

TAAAAAAAKE OOOOON MEEEEEEE

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probably not because the actress who plays abby is actually attractive

it’s a jew story, every character is jewish

there are two episodes left of the show

ellie JUST killed nora in the last episode

so how the hell are they going to cram the entire lev & abby arc, tommy and jesse's death, the aquarium, the santa barbara arc, etc into two episodes?
unless they're planning on making it into two seasons

Cliff's Notes version of all of that.

It's a split season, dummy.

what is it like having sex with a woman??

but thats 2 men...

HAHAHAHA

Are there any sex-havers in this thread that could confirm if this scene was ridiculous? I think the only ones that make fun of it are non sex-havers

the last of crust part 2

Ellie!

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I thought Anon Babble liked pettanko tomboys.

how dare you

It's more that this came out around the same time Snoy started censoring Japanese for even mild fanservice. The double standards became extremely obvious and offensive.
Did the two characters in the OP consent to the viewer watching them?
...That is the absurdity of attempting to apply feminist notions of "consent" and "nonconsent" here. Not that there was ever any good faith arguments here; it's clear all Anita and her followers really wanted to do was ruin male spaces and hobbies, which is what feminism was all about from the start. And Sony too, by choosing to follow her and her ideology, marked itself as an enemy of Japanese expression and straight males in general. But the world is ultimately just, and despite all her influence, she's reaping what she sowed in the end.

needs correction

To even think of respecting opinion of normalfags

Libtards have the unique ability to make a sex scene gross. Just look at the fingerbang scene in the show, its disgusting.

I still don't know what game this is even from

It's more than a random sex scene, it's an evil white male cheating on his pregnant wife with the irresistible Abby and totally not the directors fetish for ugly muscular woman compensating for latent repressed homosexual feelings, shut the fuck up you anti semite

Abby was suppose to be a "realistic" portrayal, but they cant find an actual human female even close to her size for the live action roll

real woman would have died from steroid overdose and from eating 10000 calories of protein per hour.

anal involving a dude and a REALLY masculine woman

Even when try to portray a straight relationship they still manage to make it look gay.

The viewer's.

Sex is inherently gay.

How do you know it's anal?

It mirrors his own relationship.

Good thing then it's between a man and a woman

All sex scenes in any media is just the writer flexing their fetish in not just the audience faces, but the faces of all those working on the project with them.

The tranny likes women?

the duckman stand-in is gay and the roided out troon is queer
straight people are not allowed in modern media

It's slightly gratuitous but not completely random. Game is on PC now so you could pirate it if you want to play.

woman

yaas queen we are women with feminine penises yaass slay

sees an ugly woman

instantly think of dicks

why are americans like this?

So was this scene in the TV show? I don't know anyone that watches it and all I've seen of it are memes of that small faced girl

there’s not enough time to give every one of these as much appreciation as they deserve

but they cant find an actual human female even close to her size

they scanned an actual human female for her model. the issue is getting an actress that will commit to bulking up for the role

My manager at worked talked about it, he's a 5'9 white guy, chubby, glasses, wears a man bun, tons of tatts I work with his wife, they're both polyamorous, when they aren't talking about their consumerist hobbies they talk about polyamory so I'm neutral to the show because the less I hear about it the better I fucking hate my life.

Why would I do that when I'm already playing Peripeteia? I'm about to start Dark Souls 2 next.

There is no way this guy exists. He is a walking stereotype. I refuse to imagine this straw-man actually exists.

sees a "woman" with man's body, a masculine face, and masculine tendencies

ah yes that is a woman, let them play in our sports and use our restrooms and call them women because why not! #loveislove

Why are Europeans such limp wristed pushover faggots

I work in a restaurant up north, I see many like him around town, but I also live in between two campuses technically.

make the women masculine and ugly on purpose in order not to offend the troons

give said character a sex scene

Season 2 is only covering half of the game and they seem to be sticking to the ellie/abby split, so we won't find out for years probably.
For reference, they removed the Ellie/Dina weed sex but replaced it with some surprisingly graphic fingering in the theatre later on. So there'll probably be an abby/owen scene, but it might take a different form.

Oh yeah the roided out to the tits crossfit bodybuilder that they made even bigger when they made the final Abby model - totally a realistic portrayal

TLOU characters are not white, they're almost always some type of goblino/goblina. Though that could be because of the uncanny valley effect of their retarded "realistic" faces and facial animations. E33 has the same problem, where the characters are supposed to be white but look like Mexicans.

see my frame

God, it’s been so many years

Lmao I've seen this image so many times and I always thought it was two dudes.

Based kchad

if a woman isn't an anime oppai loli it's a man

ignores the fact that Ellie is a realistic portrayal. Ignores Dina as a realistic portrayal. Ignores Tess as a realistic Portrayal. All females people liked, but now that there's a beefed up gigantic man with gyno all of a sudden were a bunch of anime girl loving gooners?

Fucking tranny ywnbaw

I always beg for realism in my fantasy shows.

fantasy

Do you even know what that word means you 3rd world retard?

This is gayer than if they had two dudes fucking.

Genuinely, ignoring how ugly they are, what is with this incredibly stuff, clinical depiction of sex? It looks intentionally rigid and unenjoyable.

It's certainly not a reality-accurate one, you know with the mushroom zombies.

It's almost like the scene was written by a retarded hack

its anal

Hahahaha, nice try.

Would it be more to your liking if it was a fat ugly bastard and a child?

*PLAP*

*PLAP*

*PLAP*

*PLAP*

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*PLAP*

*PLAP*

*PLAP*

FUCK GOD DAMN

*PLAP*

*PLAP*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Riveting Playstation gameplay.

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moving the goal post

And to your second point, you retarded git, the game is suppose to have a grounded narrative that they want you to take seriously and to take something seriously it has to be believable. I know you don't go outside so it may shock you to know that women don't grow to that gargantuan size even in most female body building circles. Now add to that the context of an apocalypse with scarce resources, it doesn't make sense to give ungodly amounts of roids and food to some random fucking girl and doesn't make sense that she keeps up that physique for months away from the steroids and steady supply of food. I know your limp wristed faggot ass is allergic to gyms, so it's hard for you to understand

Maybe if it was two fat ugly bastards.

This was the shitiest sex scene ever.

I stopped taking zombies seriously long ago, sticking mushrooms on them doesn't make it realistic.

Kill yourself.

Amazing.

gets anally blasted

changes his point every reply

Stick to chewing on Crayolas, retard. You're so genuinely retarded that Cuckman might just hire you for his writing team

gets anally blasted

How?

what about her ?

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Of course I lost my mind, the memes that came out of that game were peak. Did you think anyone was going to take it seriously?

2 straight white people have sex

white people have sex

people

Where the fuck do you see people in there OP?
I only see some disgusting tranny like thing.

Do you have the webm with music saved anon? I lost it :(

Same, I see trannies everywhere I look.

Despite xir's attempts, he will never be a woman so that's just fag sex.

Look at that manface, the tranniest of trannies.

the tranniest of trannies

ehh idk about that..

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You're telling me the one in the back is a woman?

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be blessed with a powerful jawline

troon out

My sides have gone cosmic

LMAO FARQUAAD

I don't find it comfortable that the man looks like that. He should gain some weight to promote body positivity instead of this toxic masculinity thing

loses argument

spends the next 2 hours mass replying to bury it

lmao

I like to think Abs and gang were drifting from Utah to Seattle killing every white guy named Joel until they accidentally found the right one. Also lmao at the guy who dragged himself and his pregnant wife to hell to becuase he couldnt say no youre a retard and im going home.

Let's roll with this, unironically.

we used to do great shit. these days we just laugh at what the current mainstream shit is and not mock it enough.

She's definitely built like one and you have to be at least bi-sexual to even consider that monstrosity attractive

The Platinum Trophy Timing!

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It's insane how many men with actual good jaw lines troon out.

How did this happen? They don't start fucking until the cutscene is almost over.

fucking lmao

this made me look up the scene online after so many years, this is so bad holy shit ahahahahahha

They go from kissing to penis insertion in 20 seconds, plus the immediate reaction of the chick is to turn her back to the guy, who the fuck made this? That is NOT how sex happens!!! And what is it with the chick that has Jay Cutler's tits?

I have to say, the people undressing had very impressive cloth physix however, hats off to mr Druckman

will this be in the show?
will kaitlyn dever hang dong?

No because Dever is actually hot

comical even, perchance

Do you think that Abby got a prostate orgasm from that?

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OP not equipped with the tools to detect (((subversion)))

many such cases

she's reaping what she sowed in the end

She got super rich and will never have to work again. How horrible, she must really be regretting her choices.

nobody wanted to mocap the scene

druck had to pretend to fuck himself in the ass while covered in spandex and ping pong balls

la creativicuck

This, she did the wedding thing solely to amuse herself with the selfish pageantry of having a ceremony dedicated to herself and will never want or miss the things a properly raised and domesticated woman would want, no woman will unless raised that way, the basic condition of being female creates an inherently selfish and debased incentive structure. We are about to find out.

early version had Aha

final one stuck with ELO

I still prefer this one

Made Sony so angry they DMCA'D them.

Anon Babble will never reach those lofty heights ever again.

will never have to work again

She could have got the same result by becoming a housewife, along with getting to be an actual bride.

what is editing

I was there live

homosexuals are repulsive to the vast vast majority of hetrosexual men and women. It is just they are not allowed to say the truth about that anymore. No one wants homosexuals in a medium were kids are either. Homosexuals are inclined to pedophile grooming to homosexuality so have a sexual fetish to include homsoexuality in games kids might play.

"straight"

3 of my edits made it in

Prolly my biggest achievement while posting here

straight

you can post abby's nude model without getting B&

Made by a jew

Good point. If you have one unrealistic element, then nothing needs to make sense.

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kek

no one wants homosexuals in a medium were kids are either

this perfectly explains why nintendo switch was such success and switch 2 will be as well while xbox and playstation fight for the same pool (which is drying up fast btw) of woke millennial manchildren and boomers.

wrong, but you can post the edit with joel's head on top of it

It's not believable that he would edit something so irrelevant. It's not even a gaming publication.

Sex in a video game

Ok but why?

edit

was too busy making my Squilliam(s) and missed these threads entirely

My eternal regretti. Still a great .gif otherwise.