2 weeks before the release
zero hype
The official trailer didn't even get 5mil views.
What went wrong?
2 weeks before the release
zero hype
The official trailer didn't even get 5mil views.
What went wrong?
Still ______ _ ______ _
youtube views
You're really desperate if you think this means anything.
Things would have been better if they called it the Swiitch instead.
No one can buy one
Only thing to play for the first month is Mario Kart so who gives a shit. Although Bananza looks interesting, I'm not really a Donkey Kong guy so I can't say I'm really hyped. There's just nothing on the horizon right now that makes it feel like I need to get a Switch 2. They need another direct or two to show me something actually interesting.
Your doomposting tranny campaign failed again
There isn't really anything to talk about. The only new game available at launch is Mario Kart which is popular of course but there's really not much to talk about in regards to it, at least not until launch since no new info has come out.
The official trailer didn't even get 5mil views.
deckbros we are so back.
what's the point of "hype" when it's going to be out of stock for months like usual
I'm more partial to this
how many threads like this for today? a dozen at least right?
wrong!
deck out of nowhere
you're so insecure, the switch 2 announcement really poured salt on the wound the switch 1 massive success caused on you
Darren's threads like this one? At least 30.
1. Nintendo can't actually supply more than 14 million this year so most people can't get excited since they can't buy one
2. Most of the games release on Switch 1 anyway
You're both wrong!
They pissed off e-celebs and the modern audience only cares what e-celebs think.
Just look what happened to Starfield, many, many people bought it and had fun, and suddenly e-celebs started shitting on it and reviews went from positive to negative real quick.
mario kart - a system seller at launch
you don't understand shit about hype
what is that? an addon for the switch?
What's with the discord tranny anti switch 2 raids today?
Handheld wars aside, is the top docked or portable mode?
That they’re going into full dripfeed mode. We’ve gotten 50 minutes of gameplay for MP4 and yet we still don’t have an official launch date, no news about Mario and everything looks like it’s graphically stuck in Switch 1 but at 4K.
Very obvious falseflag operation by Darren from his discord.
marathon is going to be a new concord and they don't have the equivalent of astrobot to shill in order to divert attention so the next best thing is attacking nintendo
The official trailer didn't even get 5mil views.
nice fake image nintendotroon.
youtube.com
Only 23 views
Nintendo completely lost it.
You're supposed to be excited for Dusk Bloods because if no tendies are going to buy it then it's getting ported to PS5
23 men, though. That means something.
5 year old game
So, is the Switch 2 also just gonna be a last-gen port machine?
it's funny how third worlders think they're relevant, none of this first world stuff is meant to you and we don't expect technology to sell in your shithole
you should be thankful that you get internet access to knot at all about the stuff going on in first world countries
Only 23 million in 4 months?
first-look
nigger
gonna call the official gameplay footage fake too? lol
youtu.be
Yes GTA6 is going to be a top 3 best selling game of all time
Mario Kart World will have to settle for being a top 10 best selling game of all time
You can't bring up games that aren't on the switch or switch 2. This isn't allowed, Eric. Your the crazie o/ne, Eric.
Think about it. Absolutely NOBODY bought a Switch 2 today. Not a single person.
Nintendo is doomed.
I'm mildly interested in one, but I thought the Switch was a cool piece of kit too. Bought one and ended up never using it. If the ports actually run well and it looks like a fun rpg on the couch machine I'll pick one up eventually. I genuinely don't give a fuck about Nintendo's software so it really comes down to how well third parties run.
He thinks Mario Kart World will be top 10 when only 50 million will buy Switch 2
This game is woke and will go broke. Mark my words, Eric.
Always amuses me when thirdies talk about the Switch 2 like it's not some budget machine aimed at people too poor to afford a proper GPU.
Could be Muslims.
Switch 2 will sell 120M units minimum and half of them will be bundled with Mario Kart
In the first week after release or I'll livestream burning my switch and my switch library.
Lol, fuck no with that price.
PS5 holds the record for fastest-selling console.
Seems like there was correlation there. Switch 2 will probably outpace it though once it drops.
Still wouldn't crack top 10, nobody is buying the game without the system since it's $80
The PS6 is going to cost $700 and the next Xbox will likely cost something similar
So yes, $400 is about to be the cheapest price of entry to getting new games by a lot
QRD on Darren?
Memes about sales
As if the situation can get any more inorganic. Ominous.
The Switch 1 presentation was better than the Switch 2 presentation
PC is biggest turd world platform, especially steam.
What the fuck, Ark is that popular? How come nobody ever talks about it. Is it one of those games that are more or less only played by Chinks or something?
No New Zelda game = No Hype. Simple as. Wii and Switch launched with New Zelda games. "muh gamecube, muh wiiu". doesnt count as TP came out 1 month earlier on Wii than it did in Gamecube and nobody had a Wiiu so everyone got the Switch for BOTW.
Nintenbros.............
What I honestly think will happen:
Playstation dedicated handheld: $249
PS6 digital $599
PS6 disc $699
There won't be another xbox, they're just going to license the brand for PC boxes and handhelds made by third parties.
lurk more
The resident schizo has no life. Even back when 4chinz was down he went to the alt chans to keep making the same seethe posts.
getting mad at success
it really hurts you kek
qrd
What does this mean?
10157541
Why are you posting yet another screenshot of your own posts and replying to yourself again?
Heard you the first time.
Let's look at the launch line up
full price BOTW and TOTK rereleases
Mario Kart
Quick Run Down or Quoted Retard Darren
It has two games.
MK is just a new mario kart, nothing interesting.
And DK looks sad, they ruined him.
No new mario.
No new zelda.
No new splatoon.
No new gimmick game.
FUCKING PAID TUTORIAL.
Kirby air ride looks ok though.
They refused to use hall sensor sticks in their $90 joycons to keep milking retards when it drifts.
Playstation dedicated handheld
Lol
Lmao
Anyway the ps6 will be $700 because that's the price of the PS5 pro. There is almost no chance that the PS6 will be cut below that
Resident schizo mindbroken by Sony. He makes threads like this one and samefags all the time.
Not chinks but slavs, japan and south america, its $15 after all.
Lol
Lmao
It's in development, multiple sources on it. It will stream PS6 games and offer some form of native gameplay so it's not just Portal 2. They won't let Nintendo have free run at it, they'll undercut them because that's Sony's go to playbook.
That's 2 more games than PS5...
Yeah but PS5 has movies and can be used as a cablebox.
It's not. Death Stranding 2 is exclusive, Ghost of Yotei is exclusive, Lost Soul Aside is console exclusive and there will be 1 other at the summer event
nobody is buying the game without the system since it's $80
Lol
Here's all you need to know
The closer we are to it's release the more desperate he becomes the more he spams threads
its gonna happen guys totally
Not after the Vita.
Sony lost a fortune chasing the handheld dragon, and Valve failed horribly too with the deck. No one is going to try and take on Nintendo again
No relevance beyond sales numbers. Bleak.
You just named 2 timed exclusives
no relevance beyond being the most successful console
mindbroken
Any portable without dedicated software will be incapable of competing with Switch 2.
Wow, in 2030 you'll be able to play 10 years old Destruction All-stars on the go. What a time to be alive...
they'll undercut them
lmao
They made Portal, a screen and some buttons cost $200
nta, but Switch 2 is running a completely different version of Cyberpunk. While in motion, the ground looks completely different. Compare the PS5 and Switch 2, and you’ll notice it, even though the characters look similar graphically.
That is super weird, I'm assuming they replaced many meshes with low polygon ones for Nintendo Switch 2.
Mortal Kombat did something similar for Nintendo Switch but they made everything low polygon, I'm assuming the CD projekt only changed some highly intensive meshes.
The marketing confirmed by omision we are not getting any zelda of mainline mario for the next 2-4 years. so why would anyone bother with a new console with so little games? besides a shitton of people are realizing how good pc is for indies thanks to stardew valley, hollowknight and hades.
Also the prices will tell a lot of thirdworlders to hold onto their switch1 just like it happened with ps4 (still has a solid userbase to this day)
I know Darren, you're pathetic >qrd on Darren
is alway extremely obvious. Keep going with your meltdown. It's hilarious
preorders sold out
x won’t shut up about it
bluesky won’t shut up about it
reddit won’t shut up about it
twitch won’t shut up about it
youtube won’t shut up about it
Sure. No hype
Valve didn't fail with the deck, the technology hasn't progressed fast enough to justify making an actual steam deck 2, especially in battery life.
Oregon Trail
Based
What went wrong?
No big single player game
Everyone loves Mario Kart but it's hard to get excited about
its a switch pro not a new console
A couple anti-tendies doxed themselves so their coping mechanism is pulling random names and nintendo youtubers out of a hat and accuaing us of being them. Darren and Dragoniterian are two of them
I waited 8 years to buy a Switch OLED so I'll wait about that long for the Switch 2 OLED.
Ok
valve didnt fail with the deck, 3 million lifetime sales is great!
bluesky
Nobody would know since nobody goes there. By the time Nintendo can supply consoles it will be 12 months in and the hype will be gone when they're only at 17 million sales. That's why there's no chance of games and a 3D Mario until they can actually sell enough consoles first. There is no reason to buy a Switch 2 until 2027
steam deck is literally more powerful in every way, I'll accept your concession when we see how this actually looks on the switch 2
Can't pull the same trick twice.
Sony hasn't been able to undercut since the Wii days.
2 weeks 3 days you moron
Consoles will be trickling in constantly
It's going to be like the switch 1 where new units arrive and sell out within 10 minutes every couple weeks
They sold 3.7 million by latest estimate and didn't bother going after a retail presence for it since it's just an advertisement for Steam. Playstation are a serious player in the market. PSP sold 85 million.
And how many units of the vita did the major player Sony manage to sell?
AHAHAHAHAHA nothing funnier than a buckbroken Deckie
If the Switch 2 is so popular, why is literally nobody playing it right now?
Theres been new info now that many "pro" players played it, at least they give a better preview of how mechanics work and feel albeit the de>The marketing confirmed by omision we are not getting any zelda of mainline mario for the next 2-4 years
The fuck younare talking about?
steam deck is literally more powerful in every way
watch
Because they can't supply enough. They're asking the hardcore to buy it with no games for the first 18 months. There is no actual reason to buy it pre 2027, it's the same as the first 2 years of PS5 where everything was on PS4 besides 3 games
I waited 8 years to get a Switch 1, it was a 1.1 version I got in january, sold it last month and have the Switch 2 preboughted
I preordered, need some Switch 2 reaction images.
I already more powerful portable PCs. No need for the Steam Deck. Thanks though.
it's slower than the PS4 and that sold 100 mil. The PS5 has the advantage of having literal 0 competition but the market is already set.
Sony made a mistake with the Vita, they released it in 2011 two years before a new console rather than developing it in conjunction with the new console which is what's happening now. They also lost their nerve with software support because management got into believing that smartphones and ipads could kill consoles and handhelds. The mistake you're making is thinking they're closer to Vita mindset now than PSP. They have already had their experiment with the Portal, sold 2.5 million and realised to get to the next level it has to do more.
How the fuck was the Switch supposed to be overpriced? It was cheap as fuck, did people expected it to be 200 dollars or something?
They're asking the hardcore to buy it with no games for the first 18 months
There are already plenty of Switch 2 games (Yakuza Zero, Elden Ring, Shine Post, etc.), with more to come, in addition to the BC stuff.
Also the prices will tell a lot of thirdworlders to hold onto their switch1 just like it happened with ps4 (still has a solid userbase to this day)
PS4 still doggedly sticks around because the PS5 had the ungodly timing of releasing during the covid lockdowns and supply chain disruptions. It took a good two years or so for stock to stabilize and in the meantime SIE chose to change many of their first party PS5 exclusives into cross-gen releases which ultimately left less reasons to jump to PS5 after the stock stabilized.
People acting like launch for the Switch 2 is weak when we've got a brand fucking new Mario Kart(Say what you want about it not being mainline but MK has proven to be one of the strongest evergreen titles on the market) on launch day and a damn good looking 3D DK game in launch window. Even accounting for third party we have better offerings aside from the amount of publishers refusing to pay for cartridge space.
The true test of the Switch 2's launch year will come during the holidays but so far it's looking to stand well even stacked up to its predecessor.
PS4 sold 117 million and and PS5 is only around 1.5% behind, it will overtake it in the backend propelled by games like GTA VI. Sony themselves are underestimating what will happen with PS5 because if PS6 is too expensive then the PS5 will just keep selling strong right through 2028. 130 million lifetime, more than Switch 2.
They have been trying so hard, doomposting, fake boycotts.
Nintendo will dominate again and there's nothing you can do.
Why does this get me hard?
They already fucked up the Pro so that's a misstep in reaching PS4 sales. The console is on its last legs and they're increasing the price now. 100 million is a hard ceiling for them.
They're supply constrained. Can't even sell more than 14 million when hype is at it's max.
you are 100% right but a lot of people (nintendo included) often wont take into account the normie feel towards for example mario kart 8:
Do I need to get this game at launch?
or should I get the same mk8 game 10 fucking years later when they put like 30 new tracks on it at arguably the same price/several discounts for it
in my case i find the lack of releasing full games at launch really annoying and I rather buy shit if I know its not smarter to just wait it out and occupy my life in other vidya or other interesting things in the meantime.
reflections are fully disabled
fully precomputed lights
low polygon
Literally 20 seconds into the video.
Pro was never meant for the masses. The base PS6 won't cost as much and probably still comes with a 1 tb SSD.
What went wrong?
games for mentally challenged kids or balding redditor manchildren
no oled
no pokemon on launch
no classic zelda but ubisoft zelda+
Still refusing to purchase it
They didn't. PS5 pro was making up 12% of sales, more than PS4 pro to PS4 whilst being sold at a higher price producing more revenue. PS5 has sold 77.8 million, is projected to reach 93 million before GTA VI with 2 years of life left. Sony just had their best quarter ever with Playstation so it's clear you're out of your depth in these threads.
This is why I thought buying the Pro was the dumbest decision ever, the PS6 HAS to be cheaper, there's no way they will launch for $700, and it will be more powerful, only in a couple of years, so your PS5 Pro goes for being worth $700 immediately to like $400 at best (they can't keep it more expensive than the PS6 when it's less powerful), and you will likely sell it to get the PS6.
cherrypicks the scene where everything is black to hide how poor the deck looks
kek
Sony just had their best quarter ever with Playstation
Completely irrelevant to console sales, you're mixing shit together. The PS5 is still behind the PS4 and you're predicting it's gonna sell more at some point in the future by magic.
just like E33 right
lmao, this is too funny.
You're really playing this card? That normalfags will ask if MKW justifies its own existence? In a world where yearly sports games sell in the millions, even tens of millions? Normalfags are not savvy consumers. They will see a new Mario Kart, they'll buy it up.
I'm actually not buying Mario Kart, myself, but I know that shit's gonna sell like hotcakes like it always does. Even on the Wii U that shit sold 8m+ copies. On a platform that sold 12m units.
Sony doesn't need a PS6. They need a portable PS5. They need more actual games.
Multiplatform, Yakuza 0 director's cut is only timed
Yes. Poor gamers are absolutely buttblasted that the switch 2 is out of their price range and also somewhat hack proof. That's one of the main reasons for most of this shitposting.
fully precomputed lights.
of course, your average jewtuber doesn't understand how graphics work.
PS4 + Xbox One = 174 million
PS5 + Xbox Series = 107 million
I don't know about you, but the market for these consoles is clearly shrinking because of PC and Switch. The PS5 should have sold way more than now considering Xbox is no longer relevant, but it still doing less than the PS4 when you compare them by date, not by much, granted, but it should be selling way fucking more considering Xbox is out.
right looks miles better
I haven't bought consoles at launch since Gamecube days, so PS5 Pro was a logical choice for me. I doubt I will buy a PS6 either until they release a Pro version of it.
No Sony's problem was that they didnt develop any games anyone wanted to play for the Vita
Which they would do AGAIN given they have dissolved all their smaller studios
Reports at the moment say the new handheld is PS4 level power, much like Switch 2 and the emphasis will probably be only playing games through console or PS+ if they've refined that from Portal. I do think they need to go and get a Monster Hunter as an exclusive but management are stupid and only learn the hard way.
A portable PS5 is not possible for less than like $800, and no one would buy it except autists just like no one bought the deck
I honestly forgot they even announced that. Not really a FromSoft enjoyer either
It's fascinating how you can spot minimum wage pajeets in an instant. Nintendo should've hired Indonesians to shill their toy console instead.
No one is going to buy a Sony portable that is weaker than a Switch 2 lmfao
Nobody needs a PS5, graphics are enough, what we need is fucking games no better hardware.
the market for these consoles is clearly shrinking because of PC
Yes
and Switch
Nope.
They did for Japan and the Japanese liked it for awhile. It was games like Uncharted that made them think it was a bad idea splitting ecosystem
Everyone is PC + Switch nowadays.
comically overpriced slightly better switch
only exclusive is a similarly comically priced mario kart
what is there to be hyped about really
PS4 power would be decent but lacking. They need a PS5 power on a handheld if they want to win.
Portable PS5 isn't possible, but """Portable PS5""" is.
Like that "Sony portable" rumor said in the first place: a portable device than can play PS5 games at reduced settings, resolution and framerate. Which is... Switch 2.
mario kart doesn't get my blood pumping, it's not something i'd buy a switch 2 on day 1 for. dk doesn't do it for me either, give me a mainline mario and i'll care. something to show off what the system is capable of and can do things odyssey couldn't. not some vroom vroom game that has some more players in it. i don't even play free multiplayer games, i'm not paying $500+monthly tip to play one.
That's cool, but I'm still gonna play them on the Switch 2
They can release it at that price then reduce the price over time.
The depends on sony using either ARM or x86.
Yeah, because Steam Deck APU isn't powerful enough to do dynamic lighting.
The Nintendo version doesn't have dynamic lighting, it's all precomputed. That's why "dark" doesn't look truly dark in every image I provided. The Steam Deck could easily run that version of Cyberpunk at 60+ FPS. It's not possible to completely turn off dynamic lighting in the PC version. Meshes are also lower poly.
The fact that zero e-celeb fag noticed this is funny to me.
I hope Sony really does a portable machine and that it bombs again because it would be so fucking funny.
They might if it also plays PS5/PS6 games via cloud or console, that's the trade off they can offer that Switch 2 can't. Cheaper price and you can stream the more demanding games.
the Japanese liked it for a while
It was a massive flop except the tiny bit of life it got from Persona 4 Golden
And now Sony has driven away every single Japanese developer to the point that Squeenix has committed to ff7r pt3 on the switch 2
did people expected
Have you asked your countrymen Mr ESL? They could tell you
It's PC/Xbox/PS + Switch
PS5 level power is the bare minimum for getting last gen games at 60 FPS.
every 3rd party game is digital
They lost me. Get fucked Nintendo
Sony games aren't popular enough to move hardware
Consoles are always like 1.5x the price in my ESL country. The Switch was still very cheap when it came out.
I will only get a switch 2 if it can be softmoded, I'm not getting cucked again into paying monthly to play 20 year old roms
tendies going back to latching onto PC
I am getting Wii U flashbacks already.
Have some shame, dude. I'm getting second hand embarrassed from your cope
What I want is a new Gameboy. No gimmicks.
The Steam Deck could easily run that version of Cyberpunk at 60+ FPS
it doesn't and never will so "if" cope doesn't mean shit
you're trying too hard to look for anything to criticize as if the switch version doesn't look objectively better
The fact that zero e-celeb fag noticed this is funny to me.
They are all paid by Nintendo.
Squeenix has committed to ff7r pt3 on the switch 2
Because it didn't sell. If FFVII rebirth had been a system seller then Part 3 would be PS5 exclusive because Sony would pay. Sony look at FFXVI, FFVII Rebirth and Forspoken and decided it isn't worth it to them and also not worth it to Square who need to be everywhere to stay afloat.
What's wrong with PC?
Always been like that, that's why your arguments of "loool the Switch doesn't have Elden Ring!!" are meaningless to anyone who owns a Switch.
It didnt sell because Sony has fucked around the last 10 years and totally lost their Japanese audience.
More than half of Japanese PS5s are just Chinese companies buying them to resell in China as genshin machines.
I'm getting flashbacks from last week where you PCfags were saying tendies betrayed you after you were best buds during Wii U era
you need to be paid by nintendo to have eyes and tell which looks better
decktranny cope is getting insane
wii games were emulatable on pc while the console was relevant
wii u games were emulatable on pc while the console was relevant
switch games were emulatable on pc while the console was relevant
He's right, there is 0 reason to buy a Nintendo console if you own a PC. If you can wait a year or 2 for the Sony games to get ported, you can wait 2 years for an emulator to release and then get all the games day 1(or day -14, recently).
Square Enix are desperate and have no idea what they are doing. They thought porting to PC was gonna save them, and they fucked up their only cash cow. They will go bankrupt eventually and sold to the highest bidder.
Uncharted 4 sold 18 million. Horizon sold 25 million. Spider-Man sold 25 million. God of War sold 23 million. Ghost of Tsushima sold 10 million. Last of Us sold 20 million.
But I thought there's zero hype for Switch 2... How could it be if ecelebs are paid by Nintendo???
Pretty sure everyone remembers the tendies shitposting about Elden Ring. It was a thing for years.
Every PC game can be played on my Xbox.
That's tendie fantasy. You can buy PS5 in china. The actual problem is that a lot of Japanese rent the PS5 to play 1 game as renting is cheap. Then they wait and rent again. PS5 has sold enough that FFVII rebirth could have sold more but interest in the franchise has gone down.
things that never happened
square Enix are desperate
Yea to not lose money on games that sell nothing because Sony has pissed off their Japanese audience
Not those Playstation ports.
I already provided images. precomputed lighting is 10 times less demanding than dynamic one. It's not some mystery.
overpriced
underpowered
third party digital fiasco
game codes
new games coming out inspire zero hype
once again lots of old gen games only just making their way there that I already played
I don’t know what to be excited about.
You mean Snoys being assmad Horizon got mogged again?
I only ever saw falseflaging trolls lile yourself setting up proxy wars where there were none. Not a fan of rollslop but elden bing seems to be a fine game.
Now name me 2 PS5 games rhat have sold 5 million or more copies
Just 2 is fine, one can even be 5 million and 1 sales to count
It’s crazy they are banking on releasing a bunch of old ass games that play shittier on switch 2 than they did on the systems they came out on. Yeah playing cyberpunk in a console weaker than a ps4 sounds like a real good use of money.
I don't play any sony games
such tremendously low IQ that he doesn't have the cognitive level to understand the argument being made
Please pick your position on the following chart.
Wake me up when the Switch can play games I want to play with a decent frame rate.
>game codes
Tendies dead silent on this. Every third party game on Switch 2 is game code only. 93% of PS5 games are on disc and playable offline.
game looks like shit on the deck
switch 2 version looks objectively better
this is the truth, no amount of cope will change this
too expensive, is not tendies fault that nintendo is the greediest company
DOWNLOAD REQUIRED
DOWNLOAD REQUIRED
DOWNLOAD REQUIRED
Every third party game on Switch 2 is game code only
Well that's an obvious lie.
damn you really think that just because they don't show "unique poster count" anymore means we don't see you copy pasting the same shit over and over? You aren't even trying to change the words. It's embarassing
JRPG is a dead genre. They could have made Nier Automata 2 and Parasite Eve 4 already.
Yes Steam has game downloads.
gets btfo
decktranny starts goalposting to game cartirdges when his obsolete shit has no physical games at all
Only in Japan
The fact you have to lie about this shows you have no ground to stand on
so blurry can’t even tell what game that is
This isn’t the win that you’re expecting anon.
Elden Ring sold the most copies on PS4/PS5.
muh downloads
praises psn+ in every threads as a better solution
you aren't really smart
Doesn't look like it
Digital game :|
Digital game, Steam :O
Why are you comparing Switch 2, a game console, to a PC digital store front and not PS5 a game console? Physical ownership is being destroyed by Nintendo and you're just like give me Pokemans
Rabid Snoys on Anon Babble don't play video games
Good night sar.
they didn't show enough games
even n64 and gamecube reveals are more hype
youtube.com
Why are you comparing Switch 2, a game console, to a PC digital store front and not PS5 a game console?
Because all three are gaming platforms.
Physical ownership is being destroyed by Nintendo and you're just like give me Pokemans
Physical ownership is being kept alive by Nintendo and is basically non existent elsewhere.
Pretty sure everyone remembers it was the Shazam discord trannies stirring shit up. There are multiple screenshots proving it.
Indiana Jones on the Steam Deck looked ten times worse than RE4 and ran terribly, at least, until the devs optimized it.
retarded argument.
Even with game key cards more physical games (on cart) will be sold on Switch 2 than on PS5
Kino
copy the switch to try to steal their handheld market
heavily shill your underpowered laptop as the switch killer
miserably fail while the switch becomes the most successful console
AAAIEEEEE STOP COMPARING THEM
it's blatantly obvious the switch has made you extremely insecure, and the switch 2 straight up mindbroke you
what are you even talking about anymore? This shit is pure shizoid nonsense.
Strawman + circular logic + not an argument.
60% of negative switch discourse is from poor people, 30% from butthurt ponies who know they are getting jack shit for the next 2-3 years, and 10% is valid because of shit like the key cards. Regardless, Nintendo is clearly poised to win yet another console generation.
That image you posted is from a rancid Zelda title that was game of the five minutes before it was rightfully forgotten.
Physical ownership is being kept alive by Nintendo and is basically non existent elsewhere.
Sony first party games can sell 50% physical and 93% of PS5 games released are on disc. That's why Microsoft got so much blow back for Doom the Dark Ages and Indiana Jones it's NOT normal on PS5. Game Keys are rampant on Switch 2
Cope + seethe + dilate
Physical ownership is being destroyed by Nintendo
Steam started the digital game meme, not Nintendo
The original Shazam was one guy spamming his own pasta. The anti-Elden Ring discord was run entirely by tendies.
Not a big fan of the game codes. I'll stick my Switch for now
why would anyone want to buy switch 2? there are no exclusive games, one kinda may play TOTK better version, or someone may play new Mario kart, but there are no games on launch, literally, no new mario platformer, no xenoblade, no new final fantasy games, no new cool games.
It's out of stock with no real exclusive games outside Mario Kart. The moment it gets something good to be hyped about, it will change. But I don't have a reason to upgrade at the moment.
Proof?
Have to hope gamestop has launch day stock online or i get an invite by june 5th
Its so over
can't use their own console to shitpost the switch 2 because the PS5 has no games
can't use the deck anymore either because of no emulators and because it's less powerful than the switch 2
It's over for snoyggers.
I'd post END OF DA SNOYS.jpg but I don't have it.
Physical ownership is being destroyed by the one company that actually sells physical games you can run on cartridges
this is coming from a valve shill who'll celebrate pc having no game ownership at all
Sony first party games can sell 50% physical
Because they're pack in bundles that come with physical copies. And regardless these games have patches and downloads so there is no ownership of the game even when in physical format.
Already has more exclusives than PS5 got in 5 years, though
What an indie games that are only on PC?
DK comes out in july, metroid by the end of the year, and air riders by early 2026 at the latest. monolith is confirmed to be working on a new game for the switch 2 behind the scenes. That's more than the ps5 is getting anytime soon.
Nobody gives a fuck about donkey kong anymore because Nintendo has starved that community too long, too many times
Price (which becomes extremely unreasonable when you realize that Nintendo simply put a spitshine on what was supposed to be the "pro" version of the original switch, and explains why there's minimal difference except the "mouse" function, which admittedly is kinda cool)
Make nso practically mandatory with all these "complementary" features, most of which are a ripoff, or should be standard/ "free"
Internet is required for most functionality, regardless of nso membership
Internet is ALSO a tool that enables Nintendo to remotely instantly brick your system because they're OBSESSED with anti piracy
Making more than enough games go completely digital, because Nintendo skimped out on various card sizes, requiring more than enough games to be downloaded, theoretically taking up way more space than a "physical" consumer on switch 1 when scaled
Even if the uninformed consumer doesn't know/ care about most of these, or the other points against switch 2/ Nintendo, it's because these points that Nintendo deserves a wake-up call, one that they apparently need and can't orchestrate themselves
Doesn't look like
>why would anyone want to buy switch 2?
Exclusive Nintendo titles.
PSP sold more than 3DS, 85 million vs 75 million. I know you're going to say "but 3DS came out afterwards" however that destroys your argument since you're implying Sony can only sell as much as the last handheld which was Vita. Sony could make a handheld that sells 100 million, you can't know until you've seen it.
I got one on a whim since I could get half off. If I couldn't then I would've left it alone and kept my OLED.
What about them?
Nintendo do the same. Mario Kart sales are fake. If Sony bundled Sonic racing it would be the same
PSP sold more than 3DS
DS destroyed PSP and 3DS destroyed Vita.
u mad
Already has more exclusives than PS5 got in 5 years, though
But i don't care about PS5, besides ps5 is kinda alternative to PC, while nintendo doing it's own games.
on a new game for the switch 2 behind the scenes. That's more than the ps5 is getting anytime soon.
but then again, fuck the ps5, i mean the switch 2 console has almost no games on start. one can play some, portable elden ring, yakuza, or other pc multiplats on switch 2, but people played already most of these games.
there are no reason to buy switch 2 like, for like, next 6-10 months
Disgusting. This is the result of new tech and the companies not wanting to shell out for the 64 gig cards. When Nintendo realized they would lose third parties because of this, they made the download key cards instead, so that they would have shelf space presence still and wouldn't be spaced out by Nintendo. Honestly, I wish that Nintendo had just told them to pound sand, they can have download codes if they don't want to pay, almost 60% of people get it digital anyway. Only kids and collectors look for physical games. I can't wait for the crying of kids, as they buy some third party slop and realize that they can't play it because no internet to download game until they get home.
OP really setting himself up to be humiliated upon launch.
No.
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Niggers would rather have console wars than talk about video games ever. Everyone in this thread fighting id a paidjeet who needs to neck
Mario Kart isn't a series you can own physically in the internet era. They're all online games that require internet.
why would anyone want to buy switch 2? there are no exclusive games
This might be another Wii U situation in which the new Mario Kart is an exclusive new game but they failed at making this clear to normies.
Why are Anon Babblecels so desperate to be BTFO?
Season 2 of PSG in 2 months
How? It's supply constrained. Absolute best case scenario is 15 million.
Three. Whole. Games. Woah.
why would anyone want to buy switch 2?
It has games
It doesn't, you've been misinformed. It has Mario Kart 9 and Donkey Kong. Less than what Sony is publishing this year. Everything else is multiplat or Switch 1
Less than what Sony is publishing this year.
Not for long.
You zommies don't remember 2017. Everyone talked about Switch. It was like 100 9/11 together.
Nowadays, no one gives a shit.
I wouldn't be surprised one bit if that's Nintendo throwing out a stupid number just to convince people "following" that it's a must have
People don't buy the PS5 for exclusives, they buy it for multiplats. That's why it still sells with no games. The Switch needs exclusives, it's a device to play Nintendo games on. Playing third party games on Switch was already a bit dumb but now it's straight up retarded with the Game Key Carts.
The Switch announcement was great and before that there was tons of hype and speculation on the secret hybrid console by Nintendo. Tons of threads and fake leaks. It was fun even if I emulated all the games anyway.
vast majority of normalfags buy their games digitally, unfortunately
valvegans shill the deck hard trying to dab on the switch
switch sells over 150million units
deck sells 4 million units
switch lives rent free in valvegan's heads who can't cope with losing to it
switch 2 announcement with real games and performance puts the final nail in the deck coffin
switch 2 announcement with real games and performance puts the final nail in the deck coffin
This part is a lie.
valvegans
Based
People buy a PS5 to play Fortnite and Genshin, then binge some slop on Netflix.
Nobody buys a Nintendo system to play third parties.
Kirby Air Riders is coming this year
A vast majority of people regret buying their PS5's because the games eventually ends up on PC and only got one due to FOMO. If they wanted Multiplats they would've stuck to Microsoft & PC.
No games and too expensive.
2017. Everyone talked about Switch. It was like 100 9/11 together.
not true at all, and switch had no games until odyssey and fire emblem came out
So why are you posting screenshots of your own posts? This proves nothing
hi pintopanto
I believe him.
Zero hype
Normalfags don't want PCs, they want the box that they turn on and immediately plays games without needing to ever troubleshoot because they have maybe an hour or 2 to play games before their bitch wife starts nagging or their kids need something. They buy the $500 PS5 because it's cheaper up front compared to a $1000 prebuilt and they think .exe files from some scene site are scary because they can't check a GOG MD5 hash or check virustotal.
It has games
where? elden ring, and yakuza, and cyberpunk?
Put money away for Switch 2
Pre-order Switch 2
Have $500 left over for games
Go to sleep without a care in the world
wake up to the sound of running water
Go into basement
Water heater blew a seem or something practically flooding the whole basement
Call repair guy
Says the heaters fucked
$1,800 for a replacement
Cancel pre-order
Curse god.
So what's their end game? Is this just le hekin epic heath leger jokester?
my html edits are real please ignore these servers and users not existing
Circumsized male behavior
where?
On the Switch 2
No launch games
No zelda? No mario?
No buy
No one can fucking afford it
Underaged faggots thinking they're indeed le epic jokester. Same mentality as the sharty, basically.
hi pintopanto
God telling you to wait for the sale
They sold out whatever they had, probably 4 million
5 million pre orders
might be another wii u
You people are beyond retarded
Damn that's pathetic
5 million pre orders
source: your ass.
no new Zelda
no new mainline Mario
no new Pokemon
no Smash, not even an Ultimate port
No fucking wonder no one wants it
pre-orders sold out everywhere
B-B-B-B-BUT THE HYPE! WHERE'S LE HYPE
snoys are such fascinating creatures
1. Nintendo confirmed there were over million switch 2s sent from Vietnam to the US in February alone
2. Nintendo stated they prepared more stock than any other cideo game console launch in history, which would beat out the PS5's 4 million prepared units putting estimates at least at 5 million
you are so scared eric.
What causes people to have meltdowns over a console that isn't even out?
I genuinely think we could see a 3DS style price drop for the Switch 2 once the initial launch rush wears off(aka when scalpers have to return their consoles)
Wait so what are the launch games? just Mario Kart and ports?
So there aren't any actual preorders, just stores stocking up. And before you mention the "sold out" meme, you can preorder them from Walmart or Target just fine.
People forgot that the first Switch also wasn't a super cheap deal. Only with the Lite model did they enter a more acceptable for poorfags territory.
And now with way over 100 million Switch consoles sold the things are also very cheap on the free market. I can get a Switch OLED for 200 bucks if i want to. Hard deal to beat.
There's a pokemon spin off coming this year and a Mainline game coming next year. A new Zelda is also under development and the DK game is a platformer with similarities to oddessy.
m-muh smash
The more Nintendo distances itself with that cancerous fanbase, the better.
Post the link where you can pre-order it
PS5 players regret PS5 because 1 year later other people can play games they've already played
Making shit up to cope
What the fuck is this lol. I don't care if games I play eventually get ported elsewhere. It's the tendies who always start screeching when you remind them Switch is free on PC. I'm going to play Death Stranding 2 and enjoy it regardless of when PC plays it. No regrets.
Massive bad news hitting Sony regarding the imminent cancellation of Marathon, marking the 13th GAAS game Sony has had to cancel in the last 3 years, so the shills and glowniggers have to deflect at any cost,
you can preorder them from Walmart or Target just fine.
What is with snoys and being weird schizos
I still can't believe they wasted time making this shit.
Lmao just blatantly false information.
two weeks
You're braindead.
There's a pokemon spin off coming this year
to be fair that's on switch 1. that's not a reason to upgrade, especially for lads on the switch that are used to playing in poor quality. like realistically it can't be as bad as scarlet and violet...right?
no Duskbloods no buy
There's a decent reason to upgrade when the switch 1 version runs at a silky smooth 15 fps
This and the keycards are the two main misses so far with the switch 2. No one is going to buy this game and it has the aesthetic of one of those weird budget steam titles.
if they're used to hyrule warriors that's still playable!
Its getting an enhanced switch 2 version that will run at 60fps. They've already showed brief gameplay clips of the switch 2 build.
yes, 2 weeks and 3 days. Most people would round that to 2 weeks.
i'm not sure people are willing to pay $450 for 60fps, especially casuals. i mean look at Anon Babble and how many lads are still on old ass gpus because it can still run games and those are more likely to be hardcore gamers that'd care more about 60 fps.
You aren't the majority, retard.
Anon Babble is full of broke retards.
Nintendo Gamecube online i guess
most gamers are cheap bastards, another example is how many people stuck with their ps4 for years instead of instantly upgrading to a ps5. same thing with the xbox one/xbox series. crossgen games aren't upgrade bait for most people.
You know, calling every body a pajeet/tranny/shill doesn't magically make your argument seem right, reasonable, nor smart; just very stupid and oblivious, with zero concept of the stuff that goes on around you.
nigga we know the portable PS system will be 800 bucks MINIMUM and be weaker than PS5 according to the leaks, they charge 1000+ bucks for the PS5 pro (160+ bucks for the disc reader) in the majority of the world, its gonna be apple tier of overpriced shit.
I mean they have DS2 and Yotei, but guess since they are getting PC ports they suddenly dont count and are abandoned marketing wise?
Games are already too expensive. $450 for a console that runs games from 2010 just isn't it.
But enough about the Steam Deck.
So just Mario Kart and ports
latching onto PC
Correction; its PC latching on to Nintendo and every other console on the market
KEK
randomly mentions steam deck from nowhere
tendies are funny creatures.
Lmao
yeah, that's another aspect honestly. $200 switch lite owners are simply not going to spend $450 for a switch 2. they'll wait for a potential switch 2 lite that's cheaper. $450 is big boy console money, nintendo usually doesn't charge big boy prices, this is new, if you're a burger right now the switch 2 and ps5 are the same price. very unprecedented when nintendo was always the budget console.
You talking out of your ass to cope doesn't denote a majority, tendie retard.
Unless Suckerpunch pull a Naughty Dog level calamity of a sequel, Sony is going to have a graceful bowing out for 2025. Yotei is a solid game to end the year on. They should just kill Marathon and set the entire Bungie team on fire in a livestream and all will be forgiven.
You forgot
Anon Babble won't shut up about it
randomly
no it was quite intentional
Scarlet/violet has sold 27 million units and it runs at a silky smooth 20 frames. Casuals don't give a shit about fps. Anon Babble is filled with poor NEETs who live off their boomer parents inheritance.
nothing to be excited about but I'll get it anyways since it will eventually have smash bros and animal crossing
WEF-designed "you-will-own-nothing" console
no thanks
DELETE THIS
Got em
fuckin lmao
I genuinely think we could see a 3DS style price drop
I think nintendo panicked and dropped the price too soon. The launch titles were fucking abysmal. Here we're getting a MK at launch and a 3D DK the following month.
Not to mention a sakurai developed game and metroid before the years end. Game development has slowed down for everyone, but this is easily the most stacked year 1 exclusive lineup for any console in a good while.
I think nintendo panicked and dropped the price too soo
They did, they dropped the price right before the Vita launch because they were priced similarly. But with both Microsoft and Sony releasing handhelds within the next 2 years, I think a price drop is very likely.
Switch 2 is going for normalfags. Do you think people on Anon Babble give a shit about open world mario kart and donkey kong who acts like he loves onions instead of bananas?
its a 450$ switch with slightly better hardware. MKWorld looks like dogshit and its presented to be the must play for its launch. Bananza has my interest, will happily emulate it. Gonna wait 2-4 years when they eventually come out with the switch 2 oled or pro model and by that time the console should have a few must have exclusives under its belt.
Bananza has my interest, will happily emulate it
With what fucking emulator bro? It’s a Switch 2 game.
Why the fuck did they do the digital DRM game key card?
Why the fuck didn't they just increase the storage and keep the game on the cart? Sure it would've allowed pirates to rip the games, but they were going to do that anyways. Now its a clusterfuck because you cant sell or truly own your games they are digital only and require a stupid key.
They betrayed their entire fanbase, including the japanese who value personal collecting and disk based games. How are the japs going to react to this when they realize their game carts aren't actually physical and they will have to download it from a server with bandwith in japan?
They destroyed their whole image and brand with overpriced shit just to own pirates.
the nigger will repost his cp here at any second now lmao
Mario kart Anon Babbleeekends have been a staple here for well for a decade.
Nah, I think they will just release a Switch 2 lite instead on a lower price. I don't see a Sony or Xbox handheld doing well at this point. Sony's might do "okay" but it won't do Switch type numbers.
Playstation dedicated handheld: $249
Impossible, Sony does not use old hardware and amd apu will cost more than tegra
If xbox releases a handheld with the new AMD AI APU chip and has a trackpad its over for the deck or ally.
carefully craft my youtube algorithm to only feed me nintendo FUD
"wtf its only FUD, nintendo is so dead"
How are the japs going to react to this when they realize their game carts aren't actually physical and they will have to download it from a server with bandwith in japan?
Probably the same when they see PS Xbox and Stream are all the same or worse.
I doubt even the Switch 2 will do Switch type numbers but those 2 will still be competition. Both of those other handhelds will presumably have better performance for their price since Sony and Microsoft are more okay with selling at a loss, especially going into a market already dominated by another company and that makes them appear like a better value. The Sony Handheld probably isn't until 2027 when the PS6 comes out according to current leaks but I think the Microsoft handheld might be next year. The Microsoft one is probably the more interesting one if it can also run Steam and is competitively priced. I think they'll cut a chunk out of the Switch 2's marketshare as it gives PS5 and Xbox owners their own Steam deck type device that plays their library on the go to geek out about in the same way PC gamers geek out about the deck but they won't reach Switch 2's total sales numbers. But if Nintendo wants to make more money, they probably do need to react to actually having competition for the first time since the Vita died.
How can you STILL not understand what the fuck the keycards are you fucking caveman?
Nintendo introduced it as a solution for 3rd parties which were refusing to spend the 2 dollars for a fucking real cart, it will ONLY be used on games which would have been Digital anyways, and it is NOT tied down to a console and so can be traded or sold.
The thing your dumb ass thinks is the "game key card" is actually the "Gameshare" which is when you have a digital purchase from the eshop you can let people demo your purchase or play multiplayer with you, like the old DS local gamesharing feature.
Hopefully someone will manufacture an adapter so you can use other 3rd party controllers with hall effect sticks cause there's no way in fuck im paying 90 bucks every time one of their shitty controllers breaks.
I've been using this adapter for my PS5 since the dualsense is a drifting piece of shit too and its solved the issue for now. 80 bucks for a dualsense just for it to get drift in 4 months is Jewish nonsense, I'm using mostly 3rd party controllers like 8bitdo and gamesir with hall sticks and i haven't had any issues thus far. I also tested it with an og 360 controller and it worked on PS5 which is kind of crazy to me.
See you in two weeks after switch 2's launch and there is a flame war between tendies and pc players over the emulator releasing around the same time.
I didn't buy my deck originally to play new games. I bought it to play crpg's with the trackpad.
I sold it anywho for an xbox series X.
pc players
*PC vegans
Xbox has gamepass doe, its cheap and actually worth it.
There is no better gaming deal right now than an xbox series S used on ebay for $180, with a 100% SRGB 144hz 1080p 21" gaming monitor and 5$ game pass.
You are genuinely delusional if you think we’re getting Switch 2 emulators even this year. We dont even have active Switch 1 emulators being developed. Everyone is running abandonware because the ryujinx/yuzu teams and all the spinoff projects got gutted.
The days of easy emulation is over. The Switch 2 does not have the easy exploits the Switch 1 had, it’s a custom chip that’s built with security in mind. The Tegra X1 already known exploits for being used on the Nvidia Shield long before Switch even came out.
Gamepass is digital. Did you not know this?
Nintendo introduced it as a solution for 3rd parties which were refusing to spend the 2 dollars for a fucking real cart,
It's $16, not $2. The publisher's aren't even the bad guys there. Nintendo not offering more than the 64GB card is the issue.
The Switch 2 will do good maybe maybe not Switch 1 type numbers but will sell well. The other handhelds by Sony/Xbox will cost more. Maybe around 500 bucks. The Switch 2 lite will likely be out by 2027 two years after like the first Switch lite, costing around $350.
No one this board got to pre order one
Depends on if Nintendo goes all in on mouse controls
Tendies ended up outpacing Snöys when it comes to eating bugs and not own their games
That's the shock for me ever since they have been bragging for years about their fucking cartridges
Oh well. Those developer don't value their software anyway if they don't want their customers owning a copy. Their games are shit
I still don't get you retards seething over something that's happened since the 360 and PS3 era.
Nintendo takes 30% of their profit and then wants an extra $16 on top of it. The issue is with the lack of choice Nintendo is giving them, they're either forced onto the Game Key Cart or Switch 2 versions will all be $80 when the PS4 releases are $60.
Fine by me. Consoles still win in the end and nobody will outpace PC vegans. They had a 22 year head start of being fucked over by publishers.
Because you had dignity at least compared to the rest of us with digital slop but you happily casted aside the ONE positive thing from your platform real fast to please your Nintendo overlords
doesn't understand why people are upset when the last remaining holdout finally gives in and something is now dead for good
Yeah the industry is going full digital as the cost of physical no longer makes sense. Switch 2 will probably be the last platform to own games on.
6-8 million on launch
I think it’ll do fine
So you just want to be upset?
Not my problem, I didn't do this, and I don't blame the last domino for falling when someone else pushed it.
Xe's a PC vegan. If xe's not grandstanding and concern trolling on ethics and morals he's not doing xer job
Let me spell this out for you. In the past there were always options, if people had issue with PC dropping physical they could go to consoles. Then when Microsoft and Sony started phasing it out more, they could retreat to Nintendo. Now there are no options and most importantly the people that actually cared about physical were now all at the last place left so they're extra upset. That's why you're seeing this backlash.
So you're just seething because you can't collect useless discs?
TWO WEEKS
You're a PC vegan. This isn't your concern, you're just pretending to be concerned on the behalf of other theoretical people. This is disingenuous and will lead to people attacking you and not your message.
doesn't understand the benefit of owning his games
NGMI
+9M for Japanese version
+1.5M for UK
+1M for German
+0.008M for Australia kek
I'm willing to bet this was made by NoA, and not any of their japan studios.
overpriced games that will never get price cuts
overpriced console that will never get price cuts
press X to bring up online payment button
it took them 30 years but at last they finally made a Nintendo console that is so unbelievably unappealing that even I can't justify buying, frankly after seeing the state of nu-zelda I don't think I even remotely need it ever will need this system
Do zoomers really believe there's going to be a working switch 2 emulator on day one?
The only noteworthy game on Switch the month it released was Breath of the Wild and that was a Wii U port
PC shat all over consoles and consoles are acting like it hasn't as they try to become more cancerous.
You have no idea how its going to perform. Nobody does.
You're making these threads because every day you pray for nintendos downfall as a twisted obsession.
Reconsider your trivial existence
So what games is it even going to have?
Nintendo went full retard. Harder even than its fans, and even some of them became disgusted at their idol's madness.
Expensive console
Don't own a physical copy of your game
Charging for an instruction manual
Can brick your console for the lulz
256gb hard drive in an era where most games are 60+ gb
$90 FOR MARIOKART RESKIN ADDITION!
retarded peripherals
Charges money to use voicechat
Fuck nintendo
I hope doug bowser gets raped by a pack of niggers
Enjoy the same fate as xbox
Soo what's the Switch 2 equivalent of this?
We need one to make fun of all the suckers who unironically think it's gonna fail lmao.
you do know about scalpers and bots auto purchasing it, right?
How are you gonna cope when the years go by and the console keeps selling
gives me the same vibes the old digipen games did
Thank God we can enjoy games without emutrannies shitting up threads
We got an emulator quite early for the switch, why wouldn’t this be any different?
there's hundred of valvegan doomposts calling it the wii u
$90 FOR MARIOKART RESKIN
This is how you know he's just shitposting.
What went wrong?
Nintendo.
Oh shit you reminded me I need to pre-order! Just got it done, pretty lucky I caught a restock wave literally an hour ago.
Can't wait to play Mario, Pokemon, and Kirby Air Ride!