Will we see you there Anon? Which Nintendo character are you showing up as???!

Will we see you there Anon? Which Nintendo character are you showing up as???!

coloring sheets

For the children, right?

coloring sheets

Damn it's coming out in 4 days?

coloring sheets

oh man...

and?

Fuck yes coloring sheets!!!!

Coloring sheets

Based. Those things are so much fun.

additional consoles available for walk in

lmaoooo they couldn't even sell through the first wave shipment hahahahahahaghaaghavahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

4pm-7pm coloring sheets

that absolute state of nintendies

Trade-Ins

How hard would you get jewed?

Weird cope

$80-$110 for switch, at most $15 per 1st party nintendo games.

100%

ew gross you're on the west coast?

coloring sheets

Additional consoles will be available for walk-ins.

So much for being out-of-stock.

Theres always a few extras at every release

Except for the Wii and PS3

HOLY BOWSER AND HIS PEACH!!! COLORING SHEETS>?! Hold my coins, I'm ggggggggoing in!

What are you dressing as?

Coloring Sheba white

Which Nintendo character are you showing up as???!

Princess Peach!

Trans-pride Peach, duh

Loudest cheer wins a prize

Quick, which Nintendo character would have the most obnoxiously loud scream?

coloring sheets

MAMA MIA

Holy autism. Leave your basement for once, dude.

Pokemon

Banjo. A parent could show up with their toddler dressed in a shitty Kazooie costume and he'd win that shit instantly.

Whoops, I think you tabbed over from your r/saltycunt subreddit by accident, buddy.

Additional consoles will be available for walk-ins.

Damn not even the scalpers want these things, I can't remember the last time a console launched without being sold out before the doors even open.

The audience is the one cheering for their favorite.
They don't expect you to get up on stage in a cat suit Mario cosplay and screech your lungs out.

video game truck

what is this?

I can guarentee that the Switch 2 will not sell well at all.

weaker than even and Xbox One S model

only 6gb of internal ram

SSD and not nvme m.2

recycling the already recycled Wii U games

360p screen

1-2 hour battery life

The list just goes on. You'd have to be a moron to think this console will sell more than at most 2,000,000 worldwide.

Think before you post such stupid shit again.

I'd be baffled if it didn't sell 'RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS!!!!' if only because it's called a switch 2. People love their tendie

You're trying to be that guy in a thread posted 5 years from now that says, "What is he thinking right now" aren't you?

I’m just showing up for the coloring sheets

I'll just take the coloring sheet then leave.

cool snorlax cosplay

I'll pull up if there's a ball pit that smells like piss.