Stellar Blade is Shallow and Deceptive Design

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Stellar Blade is Shallow and Deceptive Design

youtube.com/watch?v=4NgX_eN3gj8

tl;dr

it's just normalfagbait garbage for casual gamers and coomers

other reviews just use buzzwords and empty words instead of going in-depth discussing combat

overly cinematic game

poorly written story and characters

full of glorified cutscenes and time-wasting filler

RPG system just adds tedium to unlock basic aspects of the combat to give the illusion of more depth

shallow, slow-paced combat with minimal hitstun and no juggling or combos

dumbed down, time-wasting "puzzles" and quests that insult the player's intelligence

it has denuvo on steam

would have bought it otherwise. no Kernal level Spyware for me thanks.

I never played the game, i just came to the porn.

it's also censored on steam btw

thinking you can censor a PC game

lol

No pubes? meh

NO PUBES?

still shilling your shitty video

Don't care. Still buying Stellar Blade

This guy is an autistic retard, who cries about how the game isn't dmc, but it never supposed to be that. He says it tried to trick people into buying it by making people think its bayonetta, but the game had a demo out months before release.... All in all it's a terrible video by someone who can't grasp that action games that arent dmc likes exist.

has a game ever mindbroken Anon Babble this hard before?

Star Wars The Old Republic
This board has been chasing another TORtanic ever since.

why is parrying so easy?
how do I make the game harder?

Advertised using the name NINJA GAIDEN, yet its modern sludge. Thats a trick and then some

All the fucking time? Every game for the past 2 years has resulted in a fucking meltdown.

mfw roasties and eunuchs still seething about this game

it had a demo retard if you buy a game without playing the demo you're brain-dead and deserve to be tricked this isn't even an argument

Expedition 33 has caused constant mind breaking and West vs Japan shit.

no Kernal level Spyware for me thanks.

That's the anti cheat. Not the same as the DRM

dont buy the skill that makes the parry window bigger
equip the nude outfit so it removes your shield entirely
dont equip shit that makes you stronger

You just described darksiders, which was still generally well received. The issue is that you are approaching a sony/PC title with a level of critique that should generally be saved for nintendo games. This type of game is good if it almost reaches the quality which makes a zelda game a bad zelda game.

are you just allow to shill your youtube channels here now?

But enough about nu God of War

You're right, i didn't read any of that. But i'm just going to assume that you said that her boobs and ass are way too small, and they are. Like seriously, they should be like Z-cups with hips a meter wide and an ass like a pair of bean bags.
And you made a great point that she should be pregnant for the entire game too, love the idea that she should also be able to use her pressurized breast milk for a lactation beam attack.

I'm buying it to vote with my wallet, so that hopefully the industry sees they need to return to coom content

all of that could be true and i would still buy it just to increase the sales because of the t&a

Censoring a PC game that already has EVE mods before its full release.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

What an idiot.

LOL

what a retard lmao

I've seen this guy's videos a few times and he just goes on long schizo rants, saying a lot of nothing and repeating himself multiple times.

All his videos are super long and not at all worth watching.

... sorry what?

mindbroken Anon Babble

i think you mean GCJ

nothing will ever beat FFXIV

Bloodborne pre-release had an unfathomable amount of shitposting to the point you couldn't discuss the game until months after it was released

this

Huh???

basically the guy shilling the video is a fucking idiot who can't even get basic facts right

Stellar Blade is Shallow and Deceptive

Wow! Just like Koreans!

no juggling

Everytime.

Grasping at straws to find anything wrong in the video

Jeets mad!

how is that grasping at straws?
it's literally fucking wrong, retard.

But all of that except for the coomer part applies to tons of gaymes that are triplegAy.

I never played Over Watch, but came to a bunch of the porn.

Is there an unga bunga cheevo, where you have to beat the game with basic gear? Or even garbage gear like Code Vein has you beat the game with a rusty pipe.

Not watching your fluff video essay. Kill yourself.

Concordia surpassed tortanic so hard it set the standards way too high.

Code Vein has you beat the game with a rusty pipe.

What? That's not true.

Claims that the only reason for attractive women to exist in media is for men to masturbate to

Tries to make herself look attractive

Hmmmmm

don't look at other women, only at me!

It's all so tiresome.

I might agree with him but hearing this guy's voice really gets tiring after 10 minutes.

It wasn't for a cheevo. It was for like a DLC costume or something.

Thanks for the warning OP. Another game to skip.

So Anon Babble?

But enough about E33

The normal animation is like the shitty dark souls lumbering 5 second long animation
The "UPGRADE" is slower than Ryu hayabusa by far

10 minutes

10 seconds*

There was nothing like that. The hardest one was to do defeat Raven in the Boss Challenge on Hard mode.

that's le bad! enemies are training dummies!
meanwhile it doesn't even get close to something like ninja gaiden or have aerial combat

Or RE4 demilk Or soulshart

Juggle my BALLS with your THROAT, GAYLORD

oh shit
gottem

anon is such a contrarian that he instantly believes everything contrarians say

your basically a casual sheep but for everything anti mainstream, imagine being this retarded

Who?

youtube.com/@TheElectricUnderground/videos
patreon.com/electricunderground

The one person who cares about gameplay in this chud dystopia

don't care
it looks fun
and I play fun games that aren't for fags
bonus points if they trigger queers on preddit and utube

He's right though

no "he" isn't you fucking retard
both of those are automatically available

stop trying to defend your mistake faggot

Isn't the whole point to be a turn brain off and look at babes in action scenes kind of game? That kind of thing is good from time to time.

no

unlockable perfect parry

Shit in the street jeet

No smoke without fire

what the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot?

can you not read?

pretty sure he's just being retarded on purpose

dilate lmao

he hasn't played the game so he doesn't understand ehst is wrong with the image

I'm sure glad I can make up my own mind instead of letting a Youtube reviewer think for me

so if the modern audience says a woke game is good they have a point?

makes sense actually

stellar blade was never a good game, it was always just about the tits and ass, any further analysis is futile

Stellar Bull dyke shills are literally bots

game has a playable demo

listening to some Kamiya fanboy retard instead of just playing the demo to decide if you like it

Kamiya is a colossal grifter outside his cult of personality fans. He's just Inafune but bald.

NIGGER
cope moar troon

You have to be 18 or older to use Anon Babble, kiddo

have you seen a zzz thread?

cries about how the game isn't dmc,

I'll now buy Stellar Blade
The only good DMC was 3

true and based
bump for my homie EUnderground

Genuine question: why everything has to be "deep"?

shill

the only non low iq game reviewer

If you weren't a rollslopper you'd know of him already.

Sounds like how Nier Automata is so far for me

Hmmmmmm retarded leftist babble aside I'd rape her

he's a contrarian like me so isn't biased

mhm, Shure he isn't

I hate that games like stellar blade and expedition 33 can be popular just because west sucks right now. They have the most boring story and atmosphere but being astroturfed for no reason

Don’t care. Liked it anyway. Buying the sequel on day 1.

It wouldn't be false advertising if they didn't call it character action, which he goes over in the video adhd zoomer.

It doesn't. Mork just argues that every action game should have strong fundamentals. He has some good arguments but he often backs them up with retarded examples.

Dont' care. She makes my dick hard. And SJWs hate it. That's reason enough why every single Anon Babble anon should buy at least two copies to stick it to the tranny kikes.

I don't play games with female protagonist. Though I'll still wank to her SFM / blender porn.

She's not as hot as the Nikkes.

has a game ever mindbroken Anon Babble this hard before?

Xenoblade 2

reminder that pcfags dont deserve bloodborne and they all can rot in hell

he's a freemason

no cause mods been deleting them lately

it's just normalfagbait garbage for casual gamers and coomers

other reviews just use buzzwords and empty words instead of going in-depth

I love the lack of self awareness KEK.

no juggling

That's a good thing.

It's a proof that you are a modern western man

M4ci3j N0w1ck1 is married to art1ficial hyp3rintell1gence Eve, Stellar Blade, Nowicki, pure love, best in omniverse. Perfect. Stellar blade is a masterpiece, divine importance
youtube.com/watch?v=0ztdK_pPbKM

Why polishniggers are deranged

cleaning too many toilets

M4ci3j N0w1ck1 is married to art1ficial hyp3rintell1gence Eve, Stellar Blade, Nowicki, pure love, best in omniverse. Perfect. Stellar blade is a masterpiece, divine importance
youtube.com/watch?v=0ztdK_pPbKM

Why are people so mad about not being able to skip cutscenes on their first playthrough? If I paid for it, I would want to see it all.
Anyway... I have not played this yet, but I checked the difference between NG and NG+ speedrun records, and it's a bit less than 30 minutes. So there's about 30 minutes of unskippable cutscenes in NG? That's 8 minutes less than it takes to watch that faggot's shitty video.

M4ci3j N0w1ck1 is married to art1ficial hyp3rintell1gence Eve, Stellar Blade, Nowicki, pure love, best in omniverse. Perfect. Stellar blade is a masterpiece, divine importance
youtube.com/watch?v=0ztdK_pPbKM

JANNY! CLEAN. IT. UP. ALREADY.

Normalnigger newnigger piece of shit unvirgin swine