Game lets you choose your weapon/class at the beginning

game lets you choose your weapon/class at the beginning

one is objectively better than the rest

cute

Based kid

Cute and based, screw the rat

Pikekchufags in shambles

A young connoisseur

Meanwhile Becky in the back is all like

Fuck, these goddamned zoomer retards caught me red handed on film buying Funko Pops for my cuck of a husband. What am I doing with my life..?

CONSOOM

Holy based. Literally me

recognizes that pikachu is not a real starter

Actually based

PIKAKEKS WILL NEVER RECOVER

this is up there with that video of the kid beating the shit out of shadow

pikachu shouldnt even be there, that fucking fraud.

Based SquirtleChad
Was also my first and I've picked the water starter every time since then.

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pokemon... yellow... *cough* *dies*

Got ya senpai.

nooo not the heckin pikachu1!!

>recognizes that pikachu is not a real starter

That's the funniest thing

dumb kid wasted the opportunity of having a pokemon following after him

Shadowkeks our response?

Shadowkeks when they try to post in a spongeGOD thread

that wall carry

this kid is gonna be the next big MMA fighter

man I wouldn't wanna get on that kid's bad side

Being poor isn't cool.

me watching DBZ on toonami and beating the SHIT out of random stuffed animals (actually frieza)

Kicks the shit out of Pikachu

Hugs Squirtle

Damn this toddling little shit who can barely even walk actually played the game. He's somehow above Anon Babble users in intelligence.

for me, it's bulbasaur

why hasn't anyone made a video of CHADow beating the shit out of that kid yet so I could repost every time spongeKEKS get too uppity?

Based, turtle tank > *

why hasn't anyone done the impossible yet

average kekdow brainpower

taking up the whole aisle so you can film your spoiled brat damaging merchandise so you can post it on social media for likes

Society needs a purge

This gif got posted one time and the entire thread got derailed into the most incomprehensible reddit schizo armchair psycho babble it made me embarrassed to be online that day

I hope they bought that pikachu after the kid damaged it

it's okay, I picked up it and damaged it with my dick afterwards

link?

Pikafags BTFO.

Sounds like the average touhou thread

that kid's name? Robert.

This is stupider than people forcing their kids follow the same football team.

Damn...not here...

why hasn't anyone made a video of CHADow beating the shit out of that kid

How could he do that when that entire video is proof that Shadow at his full power can't even beat a small child?

Damaged what? It's a stuffed toy, dumbass.

Why did he do it

You're such a retard.

The Pikachu or the kid?

shadowcucks on suicide watch

He was making a move

Love how the kid almost looks like he's doing the Sonic Adventure pose in the first frame.

Water starters are the best. Based beyond this world.

I'd like pikachu a lot more if it wasn't locked out of evolving

It always makes me kek when he goes for the air juggle

I remember restarting pokemon Y when the fire starter turned in to a freak

game has cute sexy women

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yes

cute sexy women

posts rail thin pedobait

kwab charmander is the only correct option

wtf is wrong with furrys?

give child a choice

chooses violence

But Pokemon Yellow exist.

pedobait

bro that's a old hag

kid has a bright future ahead of him
picked the best option and even booted the lightning rat out of the way

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Kids got a bright future ahead of it .

kids dont give a fuck about pokeman

bright future bros

The future is here

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literally AIEEEEEEEEEing

makes me laugh every time

Is this canon?

Shadow called his favorite game reddit

hate seeing these guys still dressed like it's 2007 while trying to do fatherly things. makes me wonder how easy it would be to seduce his wife.

I always wondered if this kid even knew what Sonic or Shadow was or if just felt like beating the shit out of this stuffed animal he won at a park.

why is fire/water/grass always the starter pokemon types?

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bro you can't hang
you ain't hagmaxxing

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every brat knows what a sonic is in the same way that they know mario

Rock paper scissors

I will never be 6 years old beating the shit out of stuffed animals again.

Take me back bros. It was a simpler time.

Convention. Also likely because any other combo wouldn't be as intuitive for new players.
I like psychic-dark-fighting but they'd never do that. I'd really like to see a bug starter, since Gen V made them good

this is why Pokemon is too big to fail, infinite amounts of drones.

because its perfect, you retard

Squirtlefags always grow up to become gay, it's a fact.

Yes and we'll start with you virgin incel.

grab into hit into another grab

insane okizeme on his part, tekken wishes it was this good

Honestly the water starters from early gens always had the cutest initial forms and the coolest final evolutions
There was literally no contest

do u
liek
mudkipz?

based Gary oak baby

A well designed game does this. If everyone weapon achieves the same result then theres no point to the choice. The game clearly states charmander is the hard mode as well

His son is a squirtle queer

What an utter failure as a father, imagine all your friends seeing your wives dumb facebook post and knowing your only son is a homosexual faggot
Squirtle kids only ever had an overlevelled blastoise and a bunch of neglected retard pokemon
Charizard chads at least had like a Poliwrath or Nidoking at the same level