Found this on the Steam page fore Battlespire... I feel like it has meme potential...
This should be a meme
This is epic. Have an upvote, my good sir!
underage or high, call it
Lol awesome find!
Okay, this is awesome.
Kek, that's a good one dude
it looks like Seducer would like to have a word with you.
I will now start saying this.
Working overtime on that Funnyest Moment and Meme Alltime Four-Chan channel, Vikram?
I was already saying it decades ago, fucking poser.
It occurs to me that the skimpy bikini armor mods are perhaps more lore accurate than the designs used in the vanilla versions of the later 3d games.
right!? xD
I haven't laughed this hard in ages ROFL
Bethesda prior to Morrowind was fucking HORNY. You can tell they really wanted the white male demographic.
I made a meme of it!
Agreed.
You just got seduced
seems a bit mean, man
This thread needs a hero!
funnier than any "memes" Anon Babble has used in years tbdesu
I guess it has some potential.
Based Todd. Buying my 4th copy of Skyrim right now.
Is that MilHouse? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, yellowest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Milhouse screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Milhouse and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Milhouse, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Yellow skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Milhouse stole my heart and drank my seed.
Todd didn't run shit for Arena nor Daggerfall, tard.
This. He needs to support the Wayward Realms kickstater or whatever.
Imagine just entering "Grab mode" every time you ran into a naked blond girl.
At least someone gets it.
haha yes! xD
Playing scrolls in 3rd person makes me want to puke
Here's my attempt
last one
when the Seducer would like to have a word with you
I never played Battlespire.
Is it good? I tried to download it from GoG but it launched in a really small window and while I did manage to make it larger, it was still too small.
But a Daggerfall dungeon crawler sound nice.
That's Battlespire. Julian LeFay's game while Toddler was working on Redguard.
It's Daggerfall but takes place entirely inside a dungeon and it's somehow far clunkier and less arcadey feeling.
Shill
This. None of the recent Elder Scrolls threads have been organic. Bethesda's probably announcing the big one here soon, and it's gonna be total shit.
So exactly how I imagined it. This sounds sooo awesome. Daggerfall was awesome with probably the best feeling ES combat, even if it was a bit braindead but the open world felt pretty empty and quests were generic. I need to figure out how to run it properly.
I'm getting second hand embarrassment from this post
Why do you... talk like this...
go back to rddit
It's even called "Seducer".
Why would you ever talk to something called Seducer? What good could possibly come out of this?
Knock that bitch out!
getting seduced is a good thing
Getting seduced is a bad thing.
Getting seduced by an enemy in a dungeon who is likely trying to kill or subdue you is a really bad thing.
w-what secret parts?
says a man who never fucked a succubus
Be warned that one of the later levels can corrupt your save file if you save on it, so you want to beat that level in one sitting and only save on the levels before and after it. You should look into that before playing the game so you know about it. Battlespire never received any unofficial patches to fix stuff like that. Also when I say it's clunkier than Daggerfall that does make it feel rather different.
Meanwhile, you can have a succubus orgy in Rogue and get +15 to all your stats if you don't suck in bed
seducer instead of seductress?
the game was ahead of its time....
nyah-nyah
Was that really necessary?
Falling for Succubi is a bad thing and indicative of low willpower.
You are meant to resist its temptations and kill the succubus.
Haha mind if I save this?
Oh my FAUCI! Showed it to my wife's boyfriend and he LOVED it! I'm heckin', unironically, legit shaking right now, I'm getting my avocado latte from Starbucks. I'm boycotting them but this is special occasion as a BUSSIN' meme has been found. I'm going to a protest rally later but I'm celebrating tf right now!
Also I forgot to mention that I am a tranny
You've won the internet
So is the Regenerate Health perk worth its high cost or should I just get Rapid Healing and rest every time I am on low health?
roflcopter!
this nearly made me shit bricks!
Look so long as it's better than keyed or trust fund band I'm ok with forced memes. It's like microtransations in paid games, the fight is lost and your standards must be lowered.
I really like this image!
the fight is lost
The fight is only ever lost when I am fucking dead.
That's funny. Reminds me of the old meme "your base will belong to us" from that old nintendo game.
You, good sir, win teh internetz.
i said it before and i will say it in the here and now again, Battlespire NEEDS a remaster/ remake, BUT it has to be a fan port just like Daggerfall and hopefully Arena will get the same treatment OpenArena is not enough !
Fuck you, faggot
I'm getting second hand pride from OP